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Tema: Why d FK did the chicken cross the road?!

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    Senior Member No Mercy Lord Jambrek's Avatar
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    Staljin owna.


    Pile je prešlo cestu zato jer ni jednom živom biću nije u naravi da stoji na mjestu. Čak ni ljenivcu.
    Mislio sam da sam lud, ali glasovi u glavi su mi rekli da nisam!

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    Senior Member Lord of The Fleas Kaje jaje's Avatar
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    Koja si ti carčina

    (Za crknut od smijeha hahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahha)
    Ja sem luzer!

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    koji los pokusaj sarkazma
    = Citat = Izvorno postao Praetorian the Wise
    Ma "nove" igre su sto puta bolje od "starih". Napredovale su u apsolutno svemu, oni koji govore da su stare igre bolje lažu sami sebe.

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    Ane (koji loš pokušaj ulizivanja od mene)
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    Microsoft pile!
    I jos tisucu puta
    = Citat = Izvorno postao Joker
    Then, he slithered and slunk with a smile most unpleasant --
    -- around the whole room and took every present.
    The one speck of food that he left on the house...
    ...was a crumb that was even too small for a mouse.

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    = Citat = Izvorno postao KingMortal
    koji los pokusaj sarkazma
    Mislim da to nije bio sarkazam...

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    = Citat = Izvorno postao Sajmon Drimr
    = Citat = Izvorno postao KingMortal
    koji los pokusaj sarkazma
    Mislim da to nije bio sarkazam...
    ma marijan je cudan , ne vjerujem da se u svom zivotu sreo s sarkazmom

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    = Citat = Izvorno postao pimp
    = Citat = Izvorno postao Sajmon Drimr
    = Citat = Izvorno postao KingMortal
    koji los pokusaj sarkazma
    Mislim da to nije bio sarkazam...
    ma marijan je cudan , ne vjerujem da se u svom zivotu sreo s sarkazmom
    Marijan ima 11 godina i njegovi su komentari toliko... "ranjivi", da su ga ljudi odavno prestali pwnati, jer jednostavno nije više fora...

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    Pustite dijete na miru, vratite se na topik

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    Updated: 37 years 8 months 17 days 19 hours 31 mins ago - može

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    Da ga zadesi zla sudba.

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    Senior Member No Mercy THUNDER_DINIX's Avatar
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    pile je preslo cestu da bi doslo na drugu stranu. naj teorija

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    Al meni nije jasno, koji ku*ac radi pile na cesti?

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    Updated: 37 years 8 months 17 days 19 hours 31 mins ago - može

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    Al meni nije jasno, koji ku*ac radi pile na cesti?
    Prije bi rekao sto radi na braniku od od golfa...

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    ...traži mamu

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    da malo osvježimo topic...

    ******************************

    Why did the chicken cross the road?


    ******************************


    Rhapsody: To slay the mighty, great and glorious dragon which honorably bears the unholy symbol of

    the five flaming crossed swords!

    Hammerfall: To come to the home of the brave!

    My Dying Bride: To die alone and embrace the unescapable cold embrace of death on a cold, dark,

    misty autumn night… It’s bloodied body is what I cling to…

    Iron Maiden: It was afraid of the dark.

    Sinergy: It went to the fourth world!

    W.A.S.P. : To fuck something.

    Manowar: TO FIGHT SIDE BY SIDE WITH THOR’S MIGHTY MINIONS!!! To rock, drink and fuck… AND BE

    METALLLLLLLLLLL! If the chicken is not into metal, it is NOT MY FRIEND!

    Type O Negative: …

    Sentenced: To end its misery.

    Lost Horizon: TO ENTER THE KINGDOM OF WILL AND FREE ITSELF FROM ALL CHAINS OF FATE!!!

    Satan Panonski: JER JE BILA BLUDNAAAAAAAAAAA I TREBA TRPITI!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Burzum: To KILL THE JEWS!!!

    Slayer: TO REFUSE THIS FUCKING RACE, REJECT GOD AND BE BAPTIZED IN BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!

    Avantasia: To fly on the wings of destiny!

    Korn: To get away from abusive parents.

    Children of Bodom: Cuz it got more painful every time it dies…

    Annihilator: Chicken isn’t it frightening, chicken aren’t you scarred…?

    Korpiklaani: To drink, fight and dance till the morning!

    Yngwie: TO UNLEASH THE FOKKIN’ FURY!!!!

    Vintersorg: To go TO THE MOUNTAINS

    Ozzy: Chicken gather in their masses… just like witches at black masses…

    Metallica: To sue the other chicken for crossing his road!

    Cradle of Filth: RAAAAA RAAAAAAA GROOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU GREEEEEEEEEEEE CHICKEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

    GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    Amon Amarth: TO RIDE FOR VENGEANCE, FIGHT FOR HONOUR, GLORY, DIE IN FIRE!

    Stratovarius: To hunt high & low!

    Sonata Arctica: Chicken, my darling, i’m writing to you, tell me that you still love me, whore…

    Helloween: To be friends with the other chicken! WEEEEE! Chicken don’t come easy!

    Running wild: ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

    Misfits: TO RAPE YOUR MOTHER AND KILL YOUR BABY TODAY YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

    Judas Priest: Wings of steel this chicken, deadly nose this chichken

    yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    Evergrey: It went in search of truth

    Kalmah: It went TO THE SWAMP!

    Saxon: WAS IT WEARIN’ DENIM, WEARIN’ LEATHER?

    Nevermore: Nevermore to lay an egg, the egg collector sang, and it won’t be feeling hollow for so

    long..

    Madder Mortem: Because that is where forever opens, that is where it falls apart…

    System Of A Down: For selfrighteous suicide

    Cannibal Corpse: To be slayed, butchered, fucked, raped, strangled, for me to feast on its

    intestines!

    Symphony X: To unleash the fuyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!

    Dream Theater: To look another way and not find it there.

    Phatasmagoria: Jer nekoliko prelazaka nije vecnost, probudi se…

    Susperia: to enter HOME SWEET HELL!

    Immortal: To enter the necrotic frostbitten gates of Blashyrkh… Mighty grim Ravendark…

    Impaled Northern Moonforest:

    “aagrwwwaehrdfshgrwwwwaeeeeeeerwwwwwweraaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaanhraghthsaghttCghteeeeeHerrrrraaaaaaaaaI II

    IIIIICKEEEEEEEEEgrawarereraNNNNNNNNNNNNNN”

    Anal Cunt: Chicken’s mom is gay.

    Hatebreed: to FACE WHAT CONSUMES IT!!!!!

    Temnozor: By fires and murder, the yellow chicken roars…

    Bal-Sagoth: To enter the cosmic power in it’s vast void of empty nothingness and swoosh within the

    astral forces of the northern something.. BLODU OK JARNA!

    HIM: To drink the blood and be killed by its love…

    Limp Bizkit: Welcome to da country, punk, take a look around, it’s chicken fuckin’ up ya town…

    CHICKEN IS ACROSS DA STREET Y’ALL!

    Andromeda: Chicken = 2 Chicken

    Bruce Dickinson: He didn’t want to be in a band with an italian drummer. TO THROW ITSELF INTO THE

    SEA!

    Mayhem/Dark Funeral: To worship satan!

    Arch Enemy: It needs your flesh…

    Gamma Ray: YOU-EVIL-FARMERS! YOU’LL NEVER TAKE CONTROL! YOU CAN TAKE IT’S LAID EGGS, BUT YOU CAN’T

    BREAK ITS SOUL! ONE DAY IT SHALL BE FREE!

    Joe Satriani: “tiruli triruliliruliiiiiiiiiiiiii ChchchchchchtrilululilialuariaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    eeeeeeeeeeauauauauaua *solo*”

    Dimmu Borgir: Chicken is war, chicken is pain, chicken is all you’ve ever slain, he is tears in your

    eyes, he’s the bringer of the blight…

    Cruachan: It’s on the rocky road to Dublin!

    Impaled Nazarene: Chicken has crossed the via dolorosa with zero tolerance. The absence of eggs does

    not mean peace!

    Grave Digger: Chickenheart! almighty king, freedom it’ll bring! *bagpipes* *krijeeesht*

    Pantera: To cross the cemetary gates…

    Queen: The chicken must go on! Fat bottomed chicken make the rockin’ world go round!

    Led Zeppelin: To be a rock and not to roll…

    Sirenia: It was at sixes and sevens.

    Blind Guardian: ACROSS THE STREET IT WILL BELIEVE (back vokal: ACROSS THE STREET IT WILL BE FREE!)

    Nargaroth: CHICKEN IST KRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG!

    Venom: Chicken is in league with Satan!

    King Diamond: Oh poor little chicken, it doesn’t know what it got itself into…

    HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEHEHEHEHehehehehehehahahaha!!!

    Turbonegro: Chicken’s got erection.

    Nokturnal Mortum: IN THE NAME OF ARYAN PRIDE!

    Iced Earth: Saviour to his own, chicken to some, chickenkind falls, something wicked comes!

    Demons & Wizards: He went to fiddle on the green.

    Undercode: To raise his wings, cuz he knows who he is!

    Finntroll: Han for ivg med sina trollvnner fr att slakta nagra kristna!!

    Crown of Thorns: because of good and evil

    Morbid Angel: it found Gateway to Annihilation

    Deicide: to fuck your God!

    Kataklysm: it followed the Awakener

    Pestilence: it was leaving Land of Tears

    Nocturnus: because otherwise it will die by the Sign of the Key

    Siebenbürgen: To run away from the Father Of All Lies

    Rammstein: We’re all living in America, America, ist wunderbar…

    Disturbed: He had ‘the sickness’

    Nightwish: to dress in white and search the sea…
    I noga u guzicu korak je naprijed!

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    Sonata Arctica: Chicken, my darling, i’m writing to you, tell me that you still love me, whore…
    Rammstein: We’re all living in America, America, ist wunderbar…
    Led Zeppelin: To be a rock and not to roll…
    Joe Satriani: “tiruli triruliliruliiiiiiiiiiiiii ChchchchchchtrilululilialuariaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    eeeeeeeeeeauauauauaua *solo*”
    Limp Bizkit: Welcome to da country, punk, take a look around, it’s chicken fuckin’ up ya town…

    CHICKEN IS ACROSS DA STREET Y’ALL!
    Andromeda: Chicken = 2 Chicken





    Ali ipak, najbolji je:
    Queen: The chicken must go on! Fat bottomed chicken make the rockin’ world go round!
    [center:chmelrcv][/center:chmelrcv]
    [center:chmelrcv]BITCH, IT IS 5:30![/center:chmelrcv]

    -kazem ti, nisu sredeni.

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    E ovo je 10x bolje od prvog.. jebeno

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    WoW pile:
    Kak bi napokon dostiglo lvl60

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    Senior Member My way or the highway
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    zas ste svi morali sjebat inace dobar vic?
    = Citat = Izvorno postao Praetorian the Wise
    Ma "nove" igre su sto puta bolje od "starih". Napredovale su u apsolutno svemu, oni koji govore da su stare igre bolje lažu sami sebe.

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    Da dodje, da vidi, da pobijedi.
    i meni je to najače
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    No, ruku na srce, jel pile uopće mora prijeći cestu?
    Start wearing purple for me nOOOOOOoooooooooooowwwwwwww.

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    Možda se piliću pripišalo, a na drugoj strani ceste hidrant!

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    Rhapsody: To slay the mighty, great and glorious dragon which honorably bears the unholy symbol of the five flaming crossed swords!

    Cradle of Filth: RAAAAA RAAAAAAA GROOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU GREEEEEEEEEEEE CHICKEEEEEEEEEEEEEN GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

    THIS IS NOT A JOKE!! YOU ARE A 999,999,999th VISITOR!!! CLICK HERE TO CLAIM!!!!!!!111oneoneon

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    = Citat = Izvorno postao Ragnar
    Možda se piliću pripišalo, a na drugoj strani ceste hidrant!
    Pa to je picek, a ne cucak!!!

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    = Citat = Izvorno postao Helena
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    Možda se piliću pripišalo, a na drugoj strani ceste hidrant!
    Pa to je picek, a ne cucak!!!
    Pa kaj ti nisi nikad vidjela kako piceki pišaju

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    = Citat = Izvorno postao Ragnar
    = Citat = Izvorno postao Helena
    = Citat = Izvorno postao Ragnar
    Možda se piliću pripišalo, a na drugoj strani ceste hidrant!
    Pa to je picek, a ne cucak!!!
    Pa kaj ti nisi nikad vidjela kako piceki pišaju
    nismo! prosvijetli nas....
    I noga u guzicu korak je naprijed!

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