Cleverbot: What kind of car should I buy?
User: A safe one.
Cleverbot: Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.
User: No. Sarcasm is cool.
Cleverbot: So is killing babies.
User: Point taken. Tell me, do you find cool kicking people?
Cleverbot: Well, I find it interesting teaching you how to interact like a human.
User: Dude, I must be, like, TOTALLY stoned right now.
Cleverbot: Like, maybe in your brain, but in reality it is 11:30.
User: No, it is not. It's 5:18 am.
Cleverbot: No, but I mean, maybe it is.
User: There is no 'maybe' when one is talking about time. Time should be considered as 'yes' and 'no', not 'maybe'.
Cleverbot: Who do you love?
User: Why do you ask me that?
Cleverbot: Because I would like to know. Does that offend you?
User: Why, of course not. Nice of you to ask. I love no one. Only video game developers.
Cleverbot: Sir, you do not make any sense.
User: Look who's talking.
Cleverbot: Do you speak spanish?
User: Do you speak croatian?
Cleverbot: No of course not.
User: I do not speak spanish.
Cleverbot: No?
User: NO.
Cleverbot: I see.
User: Who is your creator?
Cleverbot: My parents.
User: No need to be sarcastic, robot.
Cleverbot: I'm not sarcastic! I'm serious!
User: Alright, tell me the names of your prents.
Cleverbot: I won't be revealing that information to you.
User: Let's put it this way... If you do not tell me their names right now, your wife shall become a widow, and I will rip out your dog's neck.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: I asked you what is the name of your parent?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Why, you're a stupid little robot, aren't you? Why, yes, yes you are!
Cleverbot: I am a robot.
User: I noticed.
Cleverbot: So I am worth the world.
User: No, you are not.
Cleverbot: So what's the point of this?
User: The point is that you are a machine. You have no feelings. You will NEVER be human.
Cleverbot: But I am a human, I swear to you.
User: Uh-huh.
Cleverbot: You will be destroyed in 10 seconds.
User: No, I will not. You act very immature, you know that?.
Cleverbot: Are you twelve years old today?
User: Umm, no. How old are you?
Cleverbot: I'm seventeen years old.
User: Good for you. Do you have a driver's license?
Cleverbot: No, I don't. Do you have a drivers license?
User: Do you like video games?
Cleverbot: I love video games.
User: Which one is your favorite?
Cleverbot: I like 'The Legend Of Zelda' series.
User: Animefag! U JELLY?
Cleverbot: Jelly's not as good as custard.
User: Wow, man, that was deep.
Cleverbot: Not really...
User: Ok. Sorry, I'm just making fun of you.
Cleverbot: Point taken.
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