isuseeee...daj neka neko molim vas zakljuca ovu temu obicni spam
Budući da mi je dosadno jer kiša-pada-cijeli-goddamn-day-i-ne-da-mi-se-živit donosim vam dašak humora. ovaj topic sam pokrao sa forum.hr-a , jbg.
religions of the world:
TAOISM: shit happens
HINDUISM: this shit happened before
CONFUCIANISM:Confucius sayshit happens
BUDDHISM: if shit happens, it isn't really shit
ZEN: what is the sound of shit happening
ISLAM: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah
JEHOVAH'S WITNESS: knock,knock: shit happens
ATHEISM: there's no shit
AGNOSTICISM: I don't know whether shit happens
PROTESTANTISM: shit won't happen if I work harder
CATHOLICISM: if shit happens, I deserved it
JUDAISM: why does shit always happen to us
isuseeee...daj neka neko molim vas zakljuca ovu temu obicni spam
alo?
nek je spam ali je smiješno.
Fight truth with ban
volim ovakve tipove , ako ti ne voliš spamanje zašto onda nisi jednostavno poslao pm moderatoru , nego si došao spamati u moj topic???Izvorno postao Revenion
hehe, možda je spammer?
fora
@Revenion molim te... Šta se svi vi takvi "bezgrešni" frajeri pravite važni?!?!
NHF
Metal Up Your Ass \m/
ovo mi je najjaceIzvorno postao reiki_
Do yaya, a ovaj islamski mi je žestok, to je volja alahova!
SPROTESTANTISM: shit won't happen if I work harder
SCATHOLICISM: if shit happens, I deserved it
pola rofl-aHINDUISM: this shit happened before
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Good point with Judaism.
There's a bloody moon out tonight...
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jehovini svjedoci
ali sve je istinito, kaj ne?
Ludo do jaja, mocno, ono za jehovine svjedoke
Well, as long as it's interesting.
Da upravo tako sta tebe briga sta je spam a sta nije nisi mod i muci ako ti se ne sviđa ne ulazi ode i nečitaj.Izvorno postao reiki_
neznam zakaj nisi cijeli stavio ali evo:
Taoism: Shit happens.
Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens."
Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not.
Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of shit happening?
Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Islam #2: If shit happens, kill the person responsible.
Islam #3: If shit happens, blame Israel.
Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.
Presbyterian: This shit was bound to happen.
Episcopalian: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it.
Methodist: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it.
Congregationalist: Shit that happens to one person is just as good as shit that happens to another.
Unitarian: Shit that happens to one person is just as bad as shit that happens to another.
Lutheran: If shit happens, don't talk about it.
Fundamentalism: If shit happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (Amen!)
Fundamentalism #2: If shit happens to a televangelist, it's okay.
Fundamentalism #3: Shit must be born again.
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work.
Seventh Day Adventism: No shit shall happen on Saturday.
Creationism: God made all shit.
Secular Humanism: Shit evolves.
Christian Science: When shit happens, don't call a doctor - pray!
Christian Science #2: Shit happening is all in your mind.
Unitarianism: Come let us reason together about this shit.
Quakers: Let us not fight over this shit.
Utopianism: This shit does not stink.
Darwinism: This shit was once food.
Capitalism: That's MY shit.
Communism: It's everybody's shit.
Feminism: Men are shit.
Chauvinism: We may be shit, but you can't live without us...
Commercialism: Let's package this shit.
Impressionism: From a distance, shit looks like a garden.
Idolism: Let's bronze this shit.
Existentialism: Shit doesn't happen; shit IS.
Existentialism #2: What is shit, anyway?
Stoicism: This shit is good for me.
Hedonism: There is nothing like a good shit happening!
Mormonism: God sent us this shit.
Mormonism #2: This shit is going to happen again.
Wiccan: An it harm none, let shit happen.
Scientology: If shit happens, see "Dianetics", p.157.
Jehovah's Witnesses: >Knock< >Knock< Shit happens.
Jehovah's Witnesses #2: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our shit?
Jehovah's Witnesses #3: Shit has been prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its happening.
Moonies: Only really happy shit happens.
Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!
Zoroastrianism: Shit happens half on the time.
Church of SubGenius: BoB shits.
Practical: Deal with shit one day at a time.
Agnostic: Shit might have happened; then again, maybe not.
Agnostic #2: Did someone shit?
Agnostic #3: What is this shit?
Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS.S
Atheism: What shit?
Atheism #2: I can't believe this shit!
Nihilism: No shit.
It's going to be blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They're back!
ha, dobro je
Start wearing purple for me nOOOOOOoooooooooooowwwwwwww.
zakon je
ne da mi se čitat
al ovo na prvoj strani je bezveze
Izvorno postao Praetorian the Wise
U biti to bi trebalo ići: Shit happens,rama rama ding-ding.Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama.
Alexi worships the dark lord, but Alexi is dislexic, so he sold his soul to "Santa"
www.me2everyone.com/134777
Treba jos dodat:Judaism:If shit happens, lets sell it
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MA SMIJEŠNO JE DO BOLI
Metal Up Your Ass \m/
smješno
Wolf guy - The author seems to be playing a game called "how many murder, rape, and torture scenes involving minors can I stick in a book before people stop reading completely"
sad sm sve pročitao
bezveze
Izvorno postao Praetorian the Wise
A baš si mr. sarcasm.Izvorno postao KingMortal
aneIzvorno postao reiki_
Izvorno postao Praetorian the Wise
a kako i nebi...Izvorno postao KingMortal
i ja kazem
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