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    Senior Member It lives by night reiki_'s Avatar
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    shit happens

    Budući da mi je dosadno jer kiša-pada-cijeli-goddamn-day-i-ne-da-mi-se-živit donosim vam dašak humora. ovaj topic sam pokrao sa forum.hr-a , jbg.

    religions of the world:

    TAOISM: shit happens
    HINDUISM: this shit happened before
    CONFUCIANISM:Confucius sayshit happens
    BUDDHISM: if shit happens, it isn't really shit
    ZEN: what is the sound of shit happening
    ISLAM: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah
    JEHOVAH'S WITNESS: knock,knock: shit happens
    ATHEISM: there's no shit
    AGNOSTICISM: I don't know whether shit happens
    PROTESTANTISM: shit won't happen if I work harder
    CATHOLICISM: if shit happens, I deserved it
    JUDAISM: why does shit always happen to us

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    Senior Member Small step for mankind revenion's Avatar
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    isuseeee...daj neka neko molim vas zakljuca ovu temu obicni spam
    alo?

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    nek je spam ali je smiješno.
    Fight truth with ban

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    Senior Member It lives by night reiki_'s Avatar
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    = Citat = Izvorno postao Revenion
    isuseeee...daj neka neko molim vas zakljuca ovu temu obicni spam
    volim ovakve tipove , ako ti ne voliš spamanje zašto onda nisi jednostavno poslao pm moderatoru , nego si došao spamati u moj topic???

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    hehe, možda je spammer?

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    fora

    @Revenion molim te... Šta se svi vi takvi "bezgrešni" frajeri pravite važni?!?!

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    Metal Up Your Ass \m/

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    Re: shit happens

    = Citat = Izvorno postao reiki_
    JEHOVAH'S WITNESS: knock,knock: shit happens
    ovo mi je najjace

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    Do yaya, a ovaj islamski mi je žestok, to je volja alahova!

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    = Citat = Izvorno postao reiki_
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    isuseeee...daj neka neko molim vas zakljuca ovu temu obicni spam
    volim ovakve tipove , ako ti ne voliš spamanje zašto onda nisi jednostavno poslao pm moderatoru , nego si došao spamati u moj topic???
    Haha ownd

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    PROTESTANTISM: shit won't happen if I work harder
    S
    CATHOLICISM: if shit happens, I deserved it
    S
    HINDUISM: this shit happened before
    pola rofl-a
    tarmi rićmi

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    Good point with Judaism.
    There's a bloody moon out tonight...

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    jehovini svjedoci

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    ali sve je istinito, kaj ne?

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    Ludo do jaja, mocno, ono za jehovine svjedoke
    Well, as long as it's interesting.

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    = Citat = Izvorno postao reiki_
    = Citat = Izvorno postao Revenion
    isuseeee...daj neka neko molim vas zakljuca ovu temu obicni spam
    volim ovakve tipove , ako ti ne voliš spamanje zašto onda nisi jednostavno poslao pm moderatoru , nego si došao spamati u moj topic???
    Da upravo tako sta tebe briga sta je spam a sta nije nisi mod i muci ako ti se ne sviđa ne ulazi ode i nečitaj.

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    neznam zakaj nisi cijeli stavio ali evo:

    Taoism: Shit happens.
    Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens."
    Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
    Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not.
    Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of shit happening?
    Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
    Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
    Islam #2: If shit happens, kill the person responsible.
    Islam #3: If shit happens, blame Israel.
    Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
    Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.
    Presbyterian: This shit was bound to happen.
    Episcopalian: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it.
    Methodist: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it.
    Congregationalist: Shit that happens to one person is just as good as shit that happens to another.
    Unitarian: Shit that happens to one person is just as bad as shit that happens to another.
    Lutheran: If shit happens, don't talk about it.
    Fundamentalism: If shit happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (Amen!)
    Fundamentalism #2: If shit happens to a televangelist, it's okay.
    Fundamentalism #3: Shit must be born again.
    Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
    Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work.
    Seventh Day Adventism: No shit shall happen on Saturday.
    Creationism: God made all shit.
    Secular Humanism: Shit evolves.
    Christian Science: When shit happens, don't call a doctor - pray!
    Christian Science #2: Shit happening is all in your mind.
    Unitarianism: Come let us reason together about this shit.
    Quakers: Let us not fight over this shit.
    Utopianism: This shit does not stink.
    Darwinism: This shit was once food.
    Capitalism: That's MY shit.
    Communism: It's everybody's shit.
    Feminism: Men are shit.
    Chauvinism: We may be shit, but you can't live without us...
    Commercialism: Let's package this shit.
    Impressionism: From a distance, shit looks like a garden.
    Idolism: Let's bronze this shit.
    Existentialism: Shit doesn't happen; shit IS.
    Existentialism #2: What is shit, anyway?
    Stoicism: This shit is good for me.
    Hedonism: There is nothing like a good shit happening!
    Mormonism: God sent us this shit.
    Mormonism #2: This shit is going to happen again.
    Wiccan: An it harm none, let shit happen.
    Scientology: If shit happens, see "Dianetics", p.157.
    Jehovah's Witnesses: >Knock< >Knock< Shit happens.
    Jehovah's Witnesses #2: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our shit?
    Jehovah's Witnesses #3: Shit has been prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its happening.
    Moonies: Only really happy shit happens.
    Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama.
    Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!
    Zoroastrianism: Shit happens half on the time.
    Church of SubGenius: BoB shits.
    Practical: Deal with shit one day at a time.
    Agnostic: Shit might have happened; then again, maybe not.
    Agnostic #2: Did someone shit?
    Agnostic #3: What is this shit?
    Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS.S
    Atheism: What shit?
    Atheism #2: I can't believe this shit!
    Nihilism: No shit.
    It's going to be blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They're back!

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    ha, dobro je
    Start wearing purple for me nOOOOOOoooooooooooowwwwwwww.

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    ne da mi se čitat
    al ovo na prvoj strani je bezveze
    = Citat = Izvorno postao Praetorian the Wise
    Ma "nove" igre su sto puta bolje od "starih". Napredovale su u apsolutno svemu, oni koji govore da su stare igre bolje lažu sami sebe.

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    Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama.
    U biti to bi trebalo ići: Shit happens,rama rama ding-ding.
    Alexi worships the dark lord, but Alexi is dislexic, so he sold his soul to "Santa"

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    Treba jos dodat:Judaism:If shit happens, lets sell it
    tarmi rićmi

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    MA SMIJEŠNO JE DO BOLI
    Metal Up Your Ass \m/

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    Wolf guy - The author seems to be playing a game called "how many murder, rape, and torture scenes involving minors can I stick in a book before people stop reading completely"

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    sad sm sve pročitao
    bezveze
    = Citat = Izvorno postao Praetorian the Wise
    Ma "nove" igre su sto puta bolje od "starih". Napredovale su u apsolutno svemu, oni koji govore da su stare igre bolje lažu sami sebe.

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    sad sm sve pročitao
    bezveze
    A baš si mr. sarcasm.

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    = Citat = Izvorno postao KingMortal
    sad sm sve pročitao
    bezveze
    A baš si mr. sarcasm.
    ane
    = Citat = Izvorno postao Praetorian the Wise
    Ma "nove" igre su sto puta bolje od "starih". Napredovale su u apsolutno svemu, oni koji govore da su stare igre bolje lažu sami sebe.

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    = Citat = Izvorno postao KingMortal
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    sad sm sve pročitao
    bezveze
    A baš si mr. sarcasm.
    ane
    a kako i nebi...

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    i ja kazem
    tarmi rićmi

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