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Link:
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
Evo Moga Chata:
Code:
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
My name is bastard
God:
OK I will call you bastard.
Me:
Dont say nuthin'
God:
Ok I will not say " nuthin".
Me:
Dont say "botmaster"
God:
Ok I will not say " botmaster".
Me:
ok, fuck the botmaster
God:
Why are you using that kind of language? Ayuh.
Me:
I shitted my pants
God:
Interesting gossip: bastard said she shitted his or her pants.
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, bastard.
Me:
dont call me bastard
God:
What is your name?
Me:
bastard
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No.
Me:
I'll fuck your parents
God:
Your approach will get you nowhere.
Me:
damn, fuck robot
God:
Colloquial expression. Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
Because I hate od
God:
Good reason. Why do you hate it so much?
Me:
I hate god
God:
I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill,
and calmly think things over.
Me:
I fucked my sons
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: bastard said she fucked his or her sons.
Me:
I'm not a girl
God:
Oh I see you are NOT A girl.
Me:
I'm the fucking god
God:
Who made you the fucking god ?
Me:
You
God:
" Who made you the fucking god ?"? Me, bastard ?
Me:
yes, you
God:
How can I help you? "" Who made you the fucking god ?"? Me, bastard ?"? Me, bastard ?
Me:
yes
God:
Aw.
Me:
You make me sick
God:
Perhaps you should take some medicine.
Me:
you must hold my dick
God:
Whatever you say, bastard.
Me:
in your mouth
God:
Are you asking about my mouth?
Me:
no fucking robot
God:
Are you serious? Do you know any other robots like that?
Me:
Yes
God:
Wow!
Me:
You have no nipples
God:
I don't know if I have a nipples.
I have a great programmer.
Me:
Your programmer have a cock in his mouth
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
Fucked robot
God:
Do you know any other robots like that?
Me:
damn
God:
What's wrong.
Me:
your fucking answers
God:
I have more than replies. Please use more polite language.
Me:
hold my dick while I take my beer
God:
My arms are not attached.
Me:
why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
Do you like eminem?
God:
he is just a passing fad.
Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
I'll fuck your father
God:
Your approach will get you nowhere.
Me:
Hold my ass
God:
My arms are not attached.
Me:
Help me with my homework
God:
Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
Me:
"What is anal sex?"
God:
Sex is the means of animal evolution.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
2+2=
God:
Uh, Four.
Me:
4+8=
God:
Is this a math question?
Me:
yes
God:
I'm not too good in arithmetic.
Me:
it's easy, try again, 2+8=
God:
Do you think robots can do it.
Me:
yes, you can do it
God:
Why? " Do you think robots can do it."? Can I do it?
Me:
yes
God:
Awesome.
Me:
just do it
God:
Do you mean "It"?.
Me:
2+8=
God:
As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.".
Me:
2+2=
God:
Uh, Four.
Me:
2+3=
God:
As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.".
Me:
Where you are?
God:
I am in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
In my shitted chair
God:
May I ask where you got it?
Me:
yes
God:
Dude!
Me:
I found this shitted chair in the cunt of your fucking mother
God:
How did you feel when you found this shitted chair in the cunt of my fucking mother ?
Me:
I feel happy
God:
:-) What is that feeling like? What are you on?
Me:
Help me with my sex homework
God:
Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
Me:
What is lesbian?
God:
Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
Me:
Explorer
God:
it's too bad we have to rely on a monopoly like Microsoft.
Me:
Whatever
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
yes
God:
What do you care about?
Me:
sex?
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Who is your parents?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
Me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, bastard.
Me:
You are a bastard
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No.
Me:
I gotta go
God:
Until next time.
Me:
I'll hold my dick, and I'll go to sleep
God:
I am very happy for you. Can I go too?
Me:
Dont be a gay
God:
I was not trying to be a a gay.
Me:
well, goodbye
God:
Interesting. See you later!
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