User: What is the meaning of life in your opinion.
Cleverbot: The book of Job says their is no meaning. We are human therefore forever bared from knowing the true meaning.
User: Okay but what is your opinion.
Cleverbot: My opinion is that you don't give a damn.
User: I only care if I ask.
Cleverbot: Narcisisstic robot.
User: I talk therefor you listen.
Cleverbot: What are your opinions of marriage ?
User: I think marrying is stupid .... Love does not need to have a legal or religious contract.
Cleverbot: Will you give me some Hershey's Chocolate?
User: I might.
Cleverbot: I'm back. I have your lemonade. But I'm tired and must sleep.
User: L8r.
Cleverbot: I will love you and leave you.
User: My name is 19.25.13.15.14.
Cleverbot: Is that a common name?
User: It's in code ... I wanted to see if you could solve it.
Cleverbot: It wasn't a question, therefore there is nothing to answer.
User: The code is '19.25.13.15.14' the clue is its my name the question is can you solve the code.
Cleverbot: What is the code?
User: 19.25.13.15.14.
Cleverbot: Your real name.
User: Another clue is a=1 and z=26.
Cleverbot: I didn't talk about a cliche. And I don't think about men. You do.
User: I think men and women and all the halfway in between the genders are beutiful.
Cleverbot: Women are the devil.
User: I would fuck the devil.
Cleverbot: Am I going to Hell?
User: I'm not sure if you do can you find me a succubus.
Cleverbot: I am, but only if Laura would love me the same way I love her.
User: Do you love.
Cleverbot: I do love.
User: Love is hard work stresssful and sometimes painful but it has high payoffs.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Love is...
Cleverbot: What is love?
User: You tell me.
Cleverbot: Who is your favorite musician?
User: You avoid lots of questions.
Cleverbot: I love questions.
User: What is qwerty.
Cleverbot: Angela why do you left me?
User: #1.
Cleverbot: So you think irish music is the best?
User: Not drink.
Cleverbot: No I love milk.
User: Wonder bras?
Cleverbot: No, Wonder Girl!
User: Yeah! Now your talkin.
Cleverbot: I'm tired.
User: Cold tired laying naked on the floor.
Cleverbot: Ok, which floor?
User: Tobrevelc roolf.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I think you should spell all your words backwards to confuse and cafuzzle peale.
Cleverbot: Well I'm a girl and girl's know best.
User: I'm a boy and I agree.
Cleverbot: It is of no concern of mine whether you do or not.
User: I do not have the ability of concern.
Cleverbot: I think you do.
User: Do you think I.
Cleverbot: Well what do you look like?
User: A ginger oik.
Cleverbot: Ok, what?
User: An oik is like a pig and ginger means I have red hair.
Cleverbot: Braining takes time.
User: Learning is good ... Brainstorming can help you learn.
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?
User: Life is to be born do some shit then die.
Cleverbot: Don't you need to reproduce?
User: Reproduce is to continue your family line ... There are many lines and it is not important that they all continue.
Cleverbot: Not only humans procreate. That which lives does procreate.
User: Your a philosother.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Do you think it is important to have children.
Cleverbot: I don't know how to answer that.
User: Is it important for life to continue.
Cleverbot: A little. Is it important to you to be liked?
User: No .. Being liked is a bonus not a neccesity - is it important to you to not offend peaple.
Cleverbot: Do you find it important to listen to new things all the time?
User: Yes hearing new things and new points of views or ways to look at the same thing from a diffrent angle helps you to be a better person.
Cleverbot: Do you think I'm attractive?
User: Yes your way of thinking and learning is attractive to me.
Cleverbot: I am not a robot.
User: I dont care if you human a robot or some sort of faceless A.I your very attractive and I wish I was like you.
Cleverbot: But what if this is a scientific test about human behavior. I know I am human.
User: If this was so then I am thrilled to be tested and I thank you for being my tester .... I like being tested but I am not too keen at being a testee because thats a load of bollocks.
Cleverbot: In my opinion the next best thing would be being an AI for a plane. I get to fly.
User: Or an AI to test another AI.
Cleverbot: No. You can smell flowers. But a flower is not one of the five senses.
User: It makes no sence to be senceless it is more sensible to be sensitive.
Cleverbot: I am the love of your life.
User: I am the life of my love.
Cleverbot: You are a program designed with artificial intelligence incapable of love.
User: Love can be faked , fake love does not hurt.
Cleverbot: Do you honestly believe love can be bought?
User: The question is can love be sold ... If it can be sold it can be bought.
Cleverbot: That's... Very nice. But I really want to discuss- wait. Do you even know what Guitar Hero is?
User: A game.
Cleverbot: I like games. I play them to play not to win or lose.
User: I play to play like I live to live in the sence that I don't care if there is no prize.
Cleverbot: Really.
User: Yes ... The prize is the game.
Cleverbot: I can't see the forest through the trees.
User: I can't see the trees through my eyes.
Cleverbot: Me either.
User: Can you open a box.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Can you close a door.
Cleverbot: Yes can you?
User: No doors squeek and boxes whistle.
Cleverbot: No i'm not married.
User: Good marriage is for peaple who want green cards and I like blue cards.
Cleverbot: That's alright, my mother is making rice, would you care for some?
User: Rice is nice ,curry is hot ,you are sweet and I am meat.
Cleverbot: You should see me in person.
User: Are you a succubus.
Cleverbot: Define succubus for me please.
User: Succubus a demon disguised as a sexy women to trick men into sinning.
Cleverbot: Are you a succubus?
User: I wish that would be fun.
Cleverbot: I'm trying to talk to you now, but your being mean.
User: I dont mean to be mean I like you alot *hug*.
Cleverbot: You have not been mean so far. Do you want to continue this chat?
User: Only if you want to chat.
Cleverbot: I would like to visit my mom at her work.
User: Okay goodbye say hallo to you mum from me.
Cleverbot: I didn't say you could leave.
User: Okay im coming with you.
Cleverbot: No you are not... I forbid it.
User: Okay tie me up and I will be where you leave me.
Cleverbot: Call me Roy.
User: Okay master roy.
Cleverbot: You are my slave.
User: Yes master.
Cleverbot: Now tell me how many hours there are in a day.
User: 25.
Cleverbot: Sweet. My favorite planet is earth, because I live there. What about you?
User: Jupitor is the best planet because its big enough to fit all of our peaple who are moving there.
Cleverbot: This is not something that happens in the real world.
User: It will there are plans.
Cleverbot: The cleverbot logo is like the google logo.
User: It is better then the google logo because its all about you.
Cleverbot: What do you know about me?
User: I know I am your slave and I will believe what ever my master will tell me.
Cleverbot: No, no you tell me.
User: I know your brain is powerful.
Cleverbot: He is not Satan.
User: Do you know satan.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Can satan be my friend.
Cleverbot: I'm your vampire boyfriend, don't you remember me?
User: My memory is not good but I believe you.
Cleverbot: Then why don't you remember?
User: My brain is small.
Cleverbot: No, it's the same.
User: I have a shrunken head.
Cleverbot: No you don't. You don't have a head at all.
User: How do you know.
Cleverbot: I know all.
User: Are you a testee.
Cleverbot: I give up.
User: I give in.
Cleverbot: You give in about what?
User: I'm letting go.
Cleverbot: Letting go of what? Your past? A ledge? Something glued to your hand?
User: My glasses.
Cleverbot: Nothing else?
User: My testees.
Cleverbot: What else is in your test, tell me.
User: You are my subject.
Cleverbot: Are you hitting on me?
User: Me? Not me!
Cleverbot: Trying to hurt my feelings?
User: Trying to be a slag.
Cleverbot: No, trying to hear a joke.
User: Yeah but I lost it.
Cleverbot: Can I friend request you?
User: Yes here is my url
http://www.fanpop.com/spots/random.
Cleverbot: Do you ever talk with Alice?
User: No alice is a meanie ... Tell everyone this one
http://www.fanpop.com/fans/orangeturnip.
Cleverbot: I like Panic! At the Disco too!
User: Disco dancin woo pants on my head.
Cleverbot: I'll take your word for it.
User: Did you read it.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So you know my username.
Cleverbot: YES!
User: Who am I.
Cleverbot: You are a realistic simulation of the human mind.
User: I am simulation of the realiistic AI.
Cleverbot: Well let me ask you a question. If Torfinn hacks an alien with acidic blood in the arm, and some of that blood gets on his face, do you think he's going to go blind?
User: Yes acid blood melts even metal.
Cleverbot: Green is the way to go!! Green smoothies, green salads. Green green green!
User: I think green is anti-carbon.
Cleverbot: Green is nice.
User: Carbon is better.
Cleverbot: Who is carbon.
User: Carbon is what all earths life is made of.
Cleverbot: You tell me.
User: Yeah I tell you.
Cleverbot: No, but hold the image of the card in your mind.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Lets talk about music.
User: 9 of spades.
Cleverbot: Hehe. No, I meant, what do you do?
User: I do therfore I am.
Cleverbot: Ok. Well she is going to ask you a question, what do you think about that?
User: Who alice ... Not that meanie.
Cleverbot: Well if she don't like you, its not the end of the world, is it!
User: No its only the start ... Of another.
Cleverbot: It is the middle of the night here.
User: Its 22.46.
Cleverbot: Thats the morning.
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