649.Thou shalt not buy Firewarrior for the P.C. Ever.
650.Thou shalt never, ever share a bed with anyone in the penal legion. It dosen't mater if it might be your last night alive.
651.Thou shalt never name one of the Imperial navies vessels "Titanic", "Titanicus" or any variation on that theme.
652.Thou shalt not compare the magical prowess of a Lord of Change with the mystical powers of the magic 8 ball.
653. Thou shalt not do commandment number 652 in front of a Lord of Change, as the magical 8 ball will surely win.