Najbolja rečenica u povijesti filma

[POSA]

mmmmmmm da, forgetting sarah marshall, koonu iliti chuck
"When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fuck the lemons,' and bail."

fucking A...fucking A
eskapizam ftw

[loo]

Laku noć Hrvatska, Pervan, kviz otvori kutiju

"Dobro došli u intrigantni kviz znanja, Otvori kutiju. Sve što trebate znati je otvoriti kutiju i uzeti ono što je unutra. Unutra je možda nešto, možda ništa, a možda je nije.
Želite li kutiju otvoriti sad ili odmah? "
"Sad."
"Ohohohoh! Što smo odlučni! Ko kruška u jesen. Dakle, otvorite kutiju...*otvara kutiju*...brzo za njom da vam ne pobjegne... pa to je sad vaša mumija. A kad imate mumiju, možete joj, šta ja znam, slomit ruku.
...
Kako uz dobru šalu brzo leti vrijeme. Našem kvizu znanja došao je kraj. Slijedeći put će opet biti isto ovako ili malo sličnije.
Doviđenja!"

OCbaMzEKErc

[W3DR4N]

Kad dođem doma ću puknut par citata iz glave koji se pojave u tih 20 min.

Still waiting.

Inače, iz Major Pain: "Killing is my business and business is good!"

Općenito cijela Arnoldova kinematografija iz osamdesetih, bilo da se radilo o ozbiljnijim ili manje ozbiljnim filmovima je čisto vrelo citata.

Scena iz Predatora kad baci nožinu u terorista, zakuca ga u zid i onak kulerski dobaci: "Stick around!".


Recimo i debelo podcjenjeni Red Heat je do bola presmiješan od prve do zadnje minute.

[JohnnyMo]

Meni je najjaca izjava gimlija iz Lord of the rings ...

"Lets hunt some orcs" buhahahahah

[Raz]

evo jedna iz LOTR:

Arise,arise, Riders of Theoden!
spear shall be shaken, shield be splintered,
a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises!
Ride now, ride now! Ride to Gondor!

[Dreamer Deceiver]

jebemu, kako ste dosadni stim citatima iz lotra

[mortician]

Donnie Darko

...mozda je vec bilo al...

"Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?"

[ddoxy]

Do you feel lucky punk!?

[mortician]

da, clint je car..." I like big, fat men like you, because when they fall, they make more noise!"

[Constantine]

Funny Games US:
Ann:Why don't you just kill us?
Peter:You shouldn't forget the importance of entertainment

[Xero]

SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM...

[Guber]

It's good to be the king!

[Đevad]

I'm Back! tERMINATOR :d

[croat1gamer]

Dvojim se izmedu ove dvije:

Dr. Strangelove: Of course, the whole point of a Doomsday Machine is lost, if you *keep* it a *secret*! Why didn't you tell the world, EH?
Ambassador de Sadesky: It was to be announced at the Party Congress on Monday. As you know, the Premier loves surprises.

ili

[last lines]S
Dr. Strangelove: Sir! I have a plan!
[standing up from his wheelchair]S
Dr. Strangelove: Mein Führer! I can walk!

[Constantine]

Nixon(Frank Langella):I’m saying that when the President does it, that means it’s not illegal!
Frost(Michael Sheen):I'm sorry?

Film je Frost/Nixon

[otac]

Neki dan sam gledao Spiderman-a, nevolim baš taj film, ali mi je ipak jedan mali dijalog ulegao u ovo malo memorije koje posjedujem. ( Kirsten Dunst je više nego odlična )

Green Goblin: The cunning warrior attacks neither body nor mind.
Norman Osborn: TELL ME HOW!
Green Goblin: The HEART, Osborn! First, we attack his heart.

[Finac_VK]

iz ice-age (ledeno doba) 2:
"Špašio šam ti život mišu mali" xD

[Kid A]

"Aristotle was not Belgian. The central message of Buddhism is not 'every man for himself.' And the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked them up."
WANDA (Jamie Lee Curtis) u filmu A Fish Called Wanda

[Bartuc]

CORN!?!? I don't remember eating corn!?

[Arbiter of Change]

Revive.

Sjetio sam se bez razloga iz Ninja sa Beverly Hills-a:
Haru: I am one with the universe. I am one with the universe. NO, I AM NOT one with the Universe!! [podere majicu]

[Grim]

Evo da se sjetim par:

Riddick: "You made three mistakes. First, you took the job. Second, you came light. A four man crew for me? Fucking insulting. But the worst mistake you made...[Toombs darts for the gun rack which he finds to be empty while Riddick smiles]...empty gun rack. "

"Imam: Because you do not believe in God does not mean God does not believe in you.
Riddick: Think someone could spend half their life in a slam with a horse bit in their mouth and not believe? Think he could start out in some liquor store trash bin with an umbilical cord wrapped around his neck and not believe? Got it all wrong, holy man. I absolutely believe in God... And I absolutely hate the fucker. "

Filmovi: Pitch Black i Chronicles of Riddick

[Raz]

Iz animea X :

That was the moment my heart died.
I won't do anything anymore.
I can't feel anything.
And...
Just sleep...
I will continue to see the future in my dreams.
The dream of tragedy to happen in the future.
I just keep watching.



Iz filma Snow Dogs:

George: [reading will]SAnd to Thunder Jack, I leave my outhouse and all its contents.

Thunder Jack: I can't believe you actually bit that dog on the ear.
Ted: But that's what everyone says you're supposed to do.
Thunder Jack: Well, sure, but... I never met a man dumb enough to do it!

[Grim]

Evo par Clintovih:
“I tried being reasonable, I didn't like it.”
“They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.”

I ova koja mi je najzesca do sada, vec spomenuta:
Riddick: "You made three mistakes. First, you took the job. Second, you came light. A four man crew for me? Fucking insulting. But the worst mistake you made...[Toombs darts for the gun rack which he finds to be empty while Riddick smiles]...empty gun rack. "

[Registrirani]

"I'm going to kill myself tomorow" - The Royal Tenenbaums

[Midwintertears]

Hello, Clarice.

[Shaka]

"i know what you did last summer"

i najjaci od svih u povijesti "I'll be back" arnold.

[Deadwalker]

meni ova moja u sigu(za sve koji neznaju, SW Episode 3, kada se republika proglasi carstvom). Uz onu glazbu, doslovce su me trnci prosli kada je Portman to izgovorila...

[Midwintertears]

Zbog nje si mi porastao u očima.

[Deadwalker]

covece
E da, sad se sjetih, kraj filma Gladiator...kada onaj crnac u praznoj areni zakopa one figurice od Maximusa i kaze nesto slicno ovome:" We shall see you...but not yet, not yet..." U biti nisu neke dubokoumno recenice, al cijela scena i ona jebena glazba od Hans Zimmer-a u pozadini cine cjelokupni dojam nevjerojatnim...