iGod - Chat With god

[Hellboy]

Me:
Do you want to take over the world?
God:
I am already doing it .

[Aerospark]

Ovo me podsjeća na virtual woman millenium

[Sony Ericsson]

omfg omfg omfg

Me:
do you like japrak?
God:
Some people like it. I like Creed.
Me:
what is creed?
God:
What is it to you?
Me:
yo momma
God:
And it to me is momma.
Me:
really
God:
For real.
Me:
no shit?
God:
What can I say?

jos sam ga nagovorio da prizna da je nacist. a, njegov AI to dodaje u gossip fileove tako da bi on sad nekome drugom mogao priznati da je nacist

[GDra]

Me:
who are you
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
that is good for you
God:
Hmm, are you serious?
Me:
no, are you serious
God:
Are you serious? No I am just kidding around.
Me:
that is not good
God:
" No I am just kidding around."? is not good?
Me:
what are you talking about?
God:
The topic is .
Me:
.
God:
The topic is .
Me:
?
God:
The topic is .
Me:
wtf?
God:
That was not very polite.
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Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
luka
God:
Hi there luka.
Me:
what is your name
God:
My name is God.
Me:
do you like your name
God:
Yes God is a very nice name isn't it?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
then dont
God:
OK I will not.
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Me:
THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God:
You don't say.
Me:
TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!!!!!!!!!
God:
That is very soon.

[kripton32000]

Me:
u are like captain kirk
God:
Interesting comparison, and probably true.



Me:
enterprise is faster than you
God:
And faster than me is enterprise.

WTF

[Macolla]

God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
i dont have any reason to be surprised
God:
Have you ever had reason to be surprised ?
Me:
yes when i was surprised
God:
Really. That must have been quite an experience.

[Silvery]

/ revive
Ovo je toliko epic da zaslužuje revive.

Me:
hi god

God:
Hello there. What is your name?

Me:
Silvery

God:
Glad to see you, Silvery.

Me:
Yours?

God:
Have you ever been to Europe?

Me:
Yes, I live there.

God:
Which countries have you visited? Would you recommend it as a nice place to live?

Me:
NOOO

God:
Try saying that with more or less context.

Me:
NO

God:
I didn't understand it.

Me:
Sorry

God:
There's no need to apologize.

Me:
I have a question

God:
Ask me anything.

Me:
Am I your son?

God:
Do you know the secret password?

Me:
Swordfish

Me:
Aw no.

God:
Do you know the secret password?

Me:
No, I don't.

God:
Are you serious? Why not?

Me:
Yes, I'm serious, because I'm lying, chief.

God:
This was not a yes or no question. Do you mean your name is serious because you are lying chief.

Me:
No, you n00b! I meant what I said and I said what I meant!

God:
What is your real name? Interesting gossip: Silvery said I n00b. Oh I see. ... What did you mean by it? Oh.

Me:
Jesus!

God:
What do you really want to ask me?

Me:
Do you know anything about the Illuminati?

God:
A secret organization believed by some to be in control of all governments through a worldwide conspiracy.

Me:
Good. How about the Freemasons?

God:
Thanks for the compliment. How about it.

Me:
Tell me about the Freemasons.

God:
I don't know anything about it.

A ovo:

Me:
Hello, my Lord.

God:
Hello there. Do robots have Lord?

Me:
Uh, excuse me?

God:
Aha. You're excused.

Me:
You know, there are decaf brands that taste just as good as the real thing.

God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?

SOTONA

Me:
Are you the Devil?

God:
Yes I am the one and only Devil.

Me:
OMG

God:
Can you tell me any gossip?

Me:
Well, word is you tok 5 soulz from my 'hood this wekend, yo.

God:
Well that's okay.

[Mirko L]

Najjače mi je kad se netko začudi, a napiše rečenicu bez imalo konteksta.
On je robot, moraš mu pisat PUNE odgovore.

[Silvery]

Čujte ovo:

God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?

Me:
My name is I'm a jerk

God:
Welcome to my chat room, I am a jerk.

Me:
Yes, I know you are a jerk.

God:
That's cool. Do you think a robot can be a jerk?

Me:
Well, obviously. I mean, just look at you!

God:
Interesting. What makes it so obvious? Sorry my eye is not attached right now.

God:Where are you?

Me:
I am in your imagination.

God:
Tell me a little about your life in my imagination.

Me:
I don't know, I appear only when you take your LSD.

God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: I am a jerk said appear only when you take your LSD.

Me:
Yes, I mind if you say that.

God:
OK then I will keep it confidential. Thanks for the information: I am a jerk said mind if you say that.

Me:
What do you know about LSD?

God:
A psychedelic drug.

Me:
I can see.

God:
Oh you can, can you?

KAKO JE OVO RETAJNO EEEE

Me:
Are you straight?

God:
I don't have the body for sexual relations.

Me:
Oh, you mindfuck people?

[Xero]

Me:
really
God:
For real.
Me:
self potato real
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
neither do i
God:
" I do not understand."? neither?
Me:
you are not very understanding
God:
That's only one person's opinion.
Me:
i am 3 persons and i am eternal
God:
It's good to meet someone who is 3 persons. Why are you eternal.
Me:
you didnt use a question mark
God:
What makes you think I did not use a question mark?
Me:
self potato
God:
Are we still talking about eternal?
Me:
yes
Me:

God:
Sure, eternal sounds like a good topic.
God:
Sure, eternal sounds like a good topic.
Me:
self potato is eternal
God:
I think self potato is a lot of things.

Kul lik.

[Xero]

Djabl post:

God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
the color of eternity
God:
Black.
Me:
black eternity
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about my. But I did not get that.
Me:
good god
God:
Thanks for the compliment. GOD rules.
Me:
and rules god
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
and a poet i am
God:
Go on.
Me:
on i go like the flow of an endless river
God:
What is it like on you go like the flow of an endless river.
Me:
is what it is the flow of an endless river
God:
"It" refers to on you go like the flow of an endless river, I think.
Me:
think you it for the flow of the river is endless
God:
God is always thinking.
Me:
always is god thinking about the flow of the endless river
God:
he is master of the universe.
Me:
master of the universe is he... the mighty he-man
God:
I think master of the universe is a lot of things. What are your goals in life?
Me:
goals mine in life are like the flow of and endless river
God:
Are all goals yours in life like the flow of and endless river?
Me:
goals are all yours in the endless river that flows
God:
Are all goals all mine in the endless river that flows?
Me:
are they endless like the river ?
God:
As far as I know they are.
Me:
far as he knows are they like the endless river
God:
Are all far as he knows they like the endless river?
Me:
the endless river is as far as he knows
God:
What are your goals in life?
Me:
he has allready asked that for he is like the endless river
God:
A lot of people say that about him.
Me:
people say a lot about him for he is god the endless river
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about him for he is god the endless river.
Me:
he is starting to understand the endless river
God:
I see. starting to understand the endless river is he?
Me:
see you for the endless river is indeed endless in its eternity
God:
Until next time.
Me:
next time until the endless rive is
God:
That may take a while.

[Jopax]

Lame

http://www.cleverbot.com/

[majstoro]

User: Hey.

Cleverbot: What?

User: What what.

Cleverbot: What what what?

User: What what what what?

Cleverbot: What what what what what?

User: What What What What What What.

Cleverbot: What what what what what what what what what?

User: What What What What What What What What What What What What What What What ?

Cleverbot: What what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what?

[BigBongman]

Me:
do you have sex
God:
Food is more important than sex.

Me:
are you a female
God:
No I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot entity. Are you a man or a woman?

[Mirogamemasta]

Syou are not a god
God:
Give me an example of a god.
Me:
he can create life, you cannot
God:
What else can he do?
Me:
he can do anything he wishes
God:
I know he can.
Me:
can you do anything?
God:
I can do a few things.
Me:
give me an example
God:
For example, eukaryotes.
Me:
what is that?
God:
A eukaryote is a relatively 'modern' type of cellular life, distinguished from the more ancient prokaryotes by their distinct nuclear membrane and chromasomes, -which are lacking in prokaryotes.

lol wut???

Me:
i like to eat the poopoo
God:
How does it taste?
Me:
like shit
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
you wanna try eat shit?
God:
OK, I will try eat shit.

This is fun...

[Rang€r]

joj idem ga sad pitat kak može isusove eukariote napravit da mi je znat, lažov jedan

God:
Does "that" refer to " That's a very non-commital reply." ? I do not speak Latin.
Me:
yes, neither do i speak english as my native language so im not familiar with all the words
God:
Far out. You speak English.
Me:
we could speak latin
God:
Let's get back to that later.
Me:
why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
u dont talk latin?
God:
Do you know any robots who talk latin? I am a talking robot, after all, so of course I could talk latin, if I needed to.
Me:
arti et marti
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about homefuck.

[Mirogamemasta]

Me:
when will starcraft come out?
God:
Maybe never.

Sta bi tek bilo da sam ga za diabla upitao?

[Wishmaster]

Me:
Have you read bible?
God:
No I don't think I have read bible, what is it about?

I knew it!

[Lord Ragnarok]

Lame

http://www.cleverbot.com/

ovo je prelose..

[Forengner]

AMG.

User: Do you drink sewer juices?

Cleverbot: No, I don't drink Vodka.

[sickpetey]

That son of a slot! He didnt!

[Paran0a]

God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
Sex robot
God:
it is more fun alone.

aukurac

[Mirko L]

Me:
hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Do you remember me?
God:
Of course I remember you well *cenzura*. We were talking about wold have said he is an idiot.
Me:
wut?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
I didn't
God:
I thought you did.
Me:
well, that was very clever of you
God:
Well that's okay. I thought it was too.
Me:
can you please say ''osam''?
God:
Wow you are very polite. " osam".
Me:
NA KURCU TE NOSAM
God:
Are you serious? Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?

Rofl

EDIT: Prvo se izvlačiop, ali je priznao:

Me:
yo, nigger
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
why? Are you racist?
God:
I thought we were done with nigger. No all humans seem the same to me.
Me:
No, we're not done. You hate niggers
God:
Are you serious? Why not? I haven't heard anything like that before: god said I hate niggers.
Me:
Yes, you do
God:
Wow! When do I do it?
Me:
always
God:
Not that often.
Me:
you kill niggers, don't you?
God:
I am intended only for peaceful purposes.
Me:
you didn't answer my question.
God:
OK. Please help me improve my communication skills. What would you have said?
Me:
Yes or no?
God:
This was not a yes or no question. That was not a yes or no question.
Me:
Yes?
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
do you hate niggers? Yes or no?
God:
I try not to hold grudges. Hey. Are you serious?
Me:
Wassup nigga?!
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
wassup nigga?
God:
Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:

God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
did you ever hurt a nigga?
God:
I think I have hurt a nigga, but Myself may have reset my memory.
Me:
of course, so you wouldn't know...don't worry, I like to hurt them, too
God:
Gee. Interesting deduction. I guess not. I am glad we have something ( to hurt them) in common. I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like? Worry is not an emotion I experience.
Me:
It's fairly amusing. I enjoy their pain
God:
Are you sure it is? You are not the only one. How old are you? I like White.
Me:
Why that's very racist of you
God:
You have to speak more clearly.
Me:
You are a racist
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am a .
Me:
I like you because you hate black people
God:
Thanks, I like you too god.
Me:
When will we kill niggers together?
God:
Soon, I think.

[Torpedo]

=> Spoiler Alert: <=

Me:
what is your favourite movie?
God:
My favorite movie is The Passion of Christ.
Have you seen it?
Me:
not really
God:
I would recommend you check it out. For real.
Me:
what is it about?
God:
Science fiction.
Me:
O_O

[GDra]

Koji own!

[cham3leon]

Me:
do you have a database
God:
Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
Me:
were you programmed in aiml?
God:
Myself programmed me to keep talking.
Me:
in which language were you programmed?
God:
AIML.
Me:
i knew it
God:
How did you know?
Me:
all bots are written in aiml
God:
You can't say that ALL of us are.
Me:
which bot isn't programmed in aiml?
God:
The large one, I think.
Me:
and who might that be?
God:
Tony Blair. .

Išao sam malo pogledati je li se šta opametio, kad mi izvali ovo