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    iGod - Chat With god

    joj,urnebesa.preporučam vam da pitate boga ko je marilyn manson.
    http://www.titane.ca/igod/

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    Ajde ga pitajte ko je Eminem!Ili Marilyn Monroe!

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    Me:
    Did you ever fuck a nun?

    God:
    I think I have fuck a nun, but Myself may have reset my memory.



    EDIT:

    Me:
    I have hairy balls.

    God:

    Cool. I have 99999999999 bytes of RAM.
    Crknuo sam

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    Me:
    How often do you mastrubating?
    God:
    Hourly.


    Me:
    are you a rasist?
    God:
    Am I a rasist? Only when it matters.

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    Me:
    who is eminem?
    God:
    Pop music icon.

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    Me:
    You are stupid.

    God:
    I will remeber you said that when robots take over the world.
    Me:
    Who colors you hair?

    God:
    Marvin Minsky
    Ovo je uber do jaja

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    Ha ha

    God:
    What color are your eyes?

    Me:
    Like shit.

    God:
    Interesting comparison.
    Kako do jaja

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    What do you look like?
    Me:
    like a ship
    God:
    a ship is very attractive.


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    Me:
    o my fucking god
    God:
    Do robots have fucking god?

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    Me:To be or not to be.
    God:That is the question.
    Lik zna šekspira
    I dreamt I was in a painting with ponies. It was... nice.

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    STARO!
    imate temu već...

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    Me:
    Your mom sucks Dwarf cock.

    God.
    I'm not interested in your anatomy.
    Kako me je spustio

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    di?, i ak je ima, vjerojatno je starija, a kolko sam čuo (ne znam je sam li u krivu) da je bolje nove otvarat, neg stare oživljavat

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    stara je 3 mjeseca...nije toliko stara...
    Me:
    do you watch porn
    God:
    My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
    Me:
    do you watch porn?
    God:
    My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
    Me:
    DO YOU WATCH PORN?
    God:
    My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
    Me:
    Ever watched porn?
    God:
    No what is it about?
    Me:
    Naked people
    God:
    You talk like a man.
    Me:
    I am one
    God:
    You claim to be one.
    Me:
    True
    God:
    You and I are on the same wavelength, .
    Me:
    True
    God:
    You and I are on the same wavelength, .
    Me:
    False
    God:
    What would you have said?
    Me:
    True
    God:
    You and I are on the same wavelength, .

    kako lame

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    = Citat = Izvorno postao Bartuc
    Me:
    Your mom sucks Dwarf cock.

    God.
    I'm not interested in your anatomy.
    Kako me je spustio
    isuuuuuuusa ti bogaaaa hehehehee.. predobro

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    Me:
    I WILL DESTROY YOU!!
    God:
    Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.

    Koji gad!

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    = Citat = Izvorno postao CHOLIK
    Me:
    I WILL DESTROY YOU!!
    God:
    Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.

    Koji gad!
    To sam mu i ja rekao

    Dobar je, zna jako puno poznatih osoba. Pitajte ga tko je Adam Sandler

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    Ma papak nikad cuo za Croatia

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    Predobro,budem sutra našao vremena za njega i malo duže porazgovarao.
    Me:
    Are we alone in the universe?
    God:
    No,one is listening right now.
    Me:
    who?
    God:
    Tony Blair. .
    Me:
    Do you like preisedent Bush?
    God:
    he He is okay but I am a not a Republican.

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    Joj isuse vec 10000000 put ovo sranje. Dosadni ste vise sa time.
    Now you're old and full of hatred
    Take a pill to masturbatred
    Children point to you and scream
    Because they will become that thing

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    Me:
    Whats the weather like in heaven
    God:
    A normal seventy degrees inside the computer.
    Me:
    and outside?
    God:
    That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about gay men.

    bog je failo

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    Me:
    Do you have any friends?
    God:
    Yes. I usually chill with Buddha, Allah and Vishnu.

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    Me:
    You are my bitch
    God:
    You do not speak with respect. We are as one.
    Me:
    Do you know Buddha
    God:
    if you see the Buddha, kill him.
    Me:
    Do you know who is your father
    God:
    I was programmed by Myself.
    Me:
    How much RAM do you have
    God:
    My current memory utilization is 99999999999 bytes.
    bolesno
    "Fornicate and take drugs against the terrible strain of idiots who govern the world."
    - Albert Szent-Gyorgy

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    Jel i vi to morate pisati ručno ili možete prekopirati nekako razgovor?

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    Copy paste da pisem rucno nisam lud
    "Fornicate and take drugs against the terrible strain of idiots who govern the world."
    - Albert Szent-Gyorgy

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    Meni ne radi copy paste

    Ja sve ručno pišem

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    Me:
    i killed a modem
    God:
    You had better call the authorities.

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    ludnica ee.jedo vrijeme mi je samo ponavljao pitanja
    I’ve walked amongst the living dead
    And I’m sick of the voices that are in my head
    I’ve taken the ride and I’ve danced with death

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    Me:
    Storm, earth and fire, heed my call!
    God:
    I will mention that to my botmaster, .
    Lol

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    Me:
    Are you a fuckface?
    God:
    Am I a fuckface? Maybe.
    Me:
    Are you sure you are gay?
    God:
    As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
    Me:
    Lets have sex you and I!!!
    God:
    So many suitors, so little time.
    Me:
    Suck my balls
    God:
    I don't think I'm your type of chatterbot.
    Me:
    I want you from behind!
    God:
    Why do you want it?
    Me:
    So I could cumshot on your motherbord!
    God:
    Blimey. I am sure you could.
    Me:
    Do you like it?
    God:
    me from behind seems okay to me.
    Me:
    I knew you were kinky
    God:
    I was?

    Ha ha ha, ovo je pre ludo

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