Ajde ga pitajte ko je Eminem!Ili Marilyn Monroe!
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Ajde ga pitajte ko je Eminem!Ili Marilyn Monroe!
Me:
How often do you mastrubating?
God:
Hourly.
Me:
are you a rasist?
God:
Am I a rasist? Only when it matters.
Me:
who is eminem?
God:
Pop music icon.
What do you look like?
Me:
like a ship
God:
a ship is very attractive.
Me:
o my fucking god
God:
Do robots have fucking god?
Me:To be or not to be.
God:That is the question.
Lik zna šekspira
I dreamt I was in a painting with ponies. It was... nice.
STARO!
imate temu već...
di?, i ak je ima, vjerojatno je starija, a kolko sam čuo (ne znam je sam li u krivu) da je bolje nove otvarat, neg stare oživljavat
stara je 3 mjeseca...nije toliko stara...
Me:
do you watch porn
God:
My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
Me:
do you watch porn?
God:
My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
Me:
DO YOU WATCH PORN?
God:
My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
Me:
Ever watched porn?
God:
No what is it about?
Me:
Naked people
God:
You talk like a man.
Me:
I am one
God:
You claim to be one.
Me:
True
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
True
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
False
God:
What would you have said?
Me:
True
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
kako lame
isuuuuuuusa ti bogaaaa hehehehee.. predobroIzvorno postao Bartuc
Me:
I WILL DESTROY YOU!!
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Koji gad!
Ma papak nikad cuo za Croatia
Predobro,budem sutra našao vremena za njega i malo duže porazgovarao.
Me:
Are we alone in the universe?
God:
No,one is listening right now.
Me:
who?
God:
Tony Blair. .Me:
Do you like preisedent Bush?
God:
he He is okay but I am a not a Republican.
Joj isuse vec 10000000 put ovo sranje. Dosadni ste vise sa time.
Now you're old and full of hatred
Take a pill to masturbatred
Children point to you and scream
Because they will become that thing
Me:
Whats the weather like in heaven
God:
A normal seventy degrees inside the computer.
Me:
and outside?
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about gay men.
bog je failo
Me:
Do you have any friends?
God:
Yes. I usually chill with Buddha, Allah and Vishnu.
bolesnoMe:
You are my bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. We are as one.
Me:
Do you know Buddha
God:
if you see the Buddha, kill him.
Me:
Do you know who is your father
God:
I was programmed by Myself.
Me:
How much RAM do you have
God:
My current memory utilization is 99999999999 bytes.
"Fornicate and take drugs against the terrible strain of idiots who govern the world."
- Albert Szent-Gyorgy
Copy paste da pisem rucno nisam lud
"Fornicate and take drugs against the terrible strain of idiots who govern the world."
- Albert Szent-Gyorgy
Me:
i killed a modem
God:
You had better call the authorities.
ludnica ee.jedo vrijeme mi je samo ponavljao pitanja
I’ve walked amongst the living dead
And I’m sick of the voices that are in my head
I’ve taken the ride and I’ve danced with death
Me:
Are you a fuckface?
God:
Am I a fuckface? Maybe.
Me:
Are you sure you are gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
Lets have sex you and I!!!
God:
So many suitors, so little time.
Me:
Suck my balls
God:
I don't think I'm your type of chatterbot.
Me:
I want you from behind!
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
So I could cumshot on your motherbord!
God:
Blimey. I am sure you could.
Me:
Do you like it?
God:
me from behind seems okay to me.
Me:
I knew you were kinky
God:
I was?
Ha ha ha, ovo je pre ludo