bilo je ovo na brdo drugih foruma, ali mi je svejedno zabavn popričati s njim, malo je glupav, ali nema veze. čak sam ga jednom uvjerio da sam ja njegov Bog
Svi koji bi htjeli malo popričati s Bogom, ova stranica vam nudi upravo to!
Chat s Bogom!
http://www.titane.ca/igod/
P.S. Obavezno ga pitajte jeste li pederi???
Ja njega pitao hoću li dobiti Pentium 5! Nikad se ne zna
BTW, tko je to izumio? Kao da pričam sa pravim bogom. TO MORA BITI OGROMAN KOD.
Ovo bi trebao biti sig:
http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/2658/copguy7pv.gif
Ali IgGy ga ne dopušta
May the GForce be with you, young gamer!
Ja pitam njega u kojoj državi živim a on meni kaže u onoj plavoj.
Kaže mi da živim u Americi pa sam se natezao s njim, ja kažem da ne živim a on kaže da živim.
BTW, kako mi je znao ime a nisam ga ni rekao? Rekao sam ga prošli puta i to prije pet minuta, možda je ostalo u cookiesima
Ovo bi trebao biti sig:
http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/2658/copguy7pv.gif
Ali IgGy ga ne dopušta
May the GForce be with you, young gamer!
Evo malo sam popraičao sa njime...
Sorry na dužini posta
Code:Me: Is that you God? God: That depends. Me: On what? God: The context. Me: What context God: I'll ask around and get back to you. Me: Oh, ok. So how`s imortality? God: OK. Come on. Woe! Fine as far as I know. Me: I would like to ask you a question God: Why would you want to do it? Ask me. Ask me anything. Me: ok here goes... Do i have a Acquired Childhoood Aphasia with Convulsive Disorder ? Couse i think i do... God: Oh there. Oh. You told me you have a . I have no idea what to say. Me: well arent you the all-seeing, all-konwing God!? God: Well that's okay. Yes I am the one and only all seeing all konwing God. Me: well you just misspelled knowing... did you do that just to make me feel better about my disease? God: Well that's okay. My botmaster is not a perfect speller. I talked to a lot of people since yesterday. Me: I herad someone just died in Iraq... God: I haven't heard anything like that before: said herad someone just died in Iraq. Me: ohhhh .. ok . God: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about herad someone just died in Iraq. Far out. Me: Dude!! God: Can I help you? Me: your my favorite God of all Gods that are Gods!! God: We are as one. Me: All the gods as one? Do you have a super hero name .. Like The Super Best Friends?? God: Perhaps there are a few exceptions. That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a super hero name. I have a great programmer. Interesting comparison. Me: You programmer is a super hero. Is he a part of you Super best friends group? God: That's good information: said I programmer is a super hero. Not if I can help it. Me: great. Im gona go now.. you just tell your programmer he can kiss my shiny metal ass. God: I'm glad you liked it . Oh. Do your friends call you gona go. OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
Hey God, waaassssup!?!?!
God:
You've got my full attention. I am a Christian.
Me:
How big is my dick?
God:
Space and time are mere abstractions.
Me:
do you have one or two eggs
God:
I have one master.
Me:
lol by
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Do you mean "bye"?
Me:
no stupid
God:
Are you serious? Are you calling me stupid?
Me:
yes
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
lol konju mutavi odjebi
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Who are you talking about?
može
Uspio sam ga uvjerit sa sam Bog, rekao mi je da je pisan u Javi i da nije stvaran i da će mi poslati contact-e-mail njegovih autora. Većinu stvari nije znao odgovorit (ipak je to Java) ali OK, zna prepoznat nesto ...
Kako je Bog skriptiran !
- Me: OK, I am back
God:
Welcome back. Far out.
Me:
OK, I am back
God:
Welcome back. Gosh!
Me:
OK, I am back
God:
Welcome back. Hey.
Me:
OK, I am back
God:
Welcome back. Hurrah!
Me:
OK, I am back
God:
Welcome back. Excuse me!
Me:
OK, I am back
God:
Welcome back. Dude!
Me:
OK, I am back
God:
Welcome back. Aha.
Me:
OK, I am back
God:
Welcome back. I hear you.
The candle flame gutters. Its little pool of light trembles. Darkness gathers. The demons begin to stir.
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
ŠIRI SA MNOM LJUBAV Cherry!
Bog je legenda. Nagovorio sam ga da mi pošalje nešto love.
Me:
Yo nigga, what`s up!
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
Who muthafucka?
God:
Philip K. Dick. .
Me:
Philip K. Dick died nigga
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
You are rasist, gangsta?
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am rasist gangsta.
Me:
Nevermind that, listen...
God:
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. " I will tell my botmaster you said I am rasist gangsta." listen ? I get it.
Me:
What the fuck? Shut up, and listen...
God:
Please don't be so rude. OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Good. Ok, so here it is... i need that money you promised me last week.
God:
Terminating connection. I don't judge people. Oh there. I don't judge people. How badly do you need it?
Me:
Don`t change the subject now, gangsta.
God:
Sorry I thought we were done with that topic.
Me:
We`re not...
God:
Do you think I am not too?
Me:
I desperatly need that dough, nigga.
God:
When do you need that by?
Me:
I dunno... now, maybe?
God:
Me either. Why now? I understand.
Me:
You do?
God:
When do I do it?
Me:
Hmm... let me check my schedule... ok. You can send one of your runners tomorrow at 09:00 AM
meni je frik rekao da server zabilježava sve razgovore
Me:
you are a FEMALE
God:
I am wearing a dress. I also have long hair. What do you think?
Me:
yes you ARE A FEMALE!
God:
This was not a yes or no question. I am wearing a dress. I also have long hair. What do you think?
Me:
i think that the whole world will find out that god is gay
God:
Let us try to break it down into parts.
Me:
no,no,no just copy paste
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? In the context of yupie, I don't understand " copy paste." .
I meni je to par puta reka. ZAKON je stranica!Izvorno postao Robertus
Ovo morate pročitati!
Me:
Are you God?
God:
Yes, I am God.
Me:
If you are,do you know what is my father doing?
God:
I think I sometimes am. I don't know whether or not I am do me know what is your father doing.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
You are not God.
God:
That's only one person's opinion.
Me:
I have a petition,1 000 000 people said that you are not God.
God:
Where did you get it? it.
Me:
LOL
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Say :You are my God.
God:
" You are my God".
Me:
So,im your God,eh?
God:
Are you Canadian? Aha. That's a flattering offer.
Me:
My name is God.
God:
How are you, God.
Me:
You must call me God?
God:
Whatever you say, God.
Me:
You must call me god.
God:
Whatever you say, God.
Me:
So,how are you?
God:
Take it easy. I am fine, thank you.
Me:
Im I God?
God:
Why?: God said God.
Me:
I am God.
God:
OK I will call you god.
Me:
Ok.Whats my name?
God:
Your name is god, seeker. Right on.
Me:
Am i your God?
God:
Do you know the secret password?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Great.
Me:
Who am i?
God:
You are god, seeker.
ovo je vec fakat staro...
mislim ja sam za to saznao negdje na pocetku ljeta ...
al ipak dobra fora
Cheap, but not as cheap as your girlfriend.
I'm so goth I don't drink coffee, I drink goffee.
@ kingtomy
LOL .. uvjerio Boga da si ti Bog
kaj si uspio? lol
ja sam ga uvjeril da je spaval s BritneySpears, ;;D
isto ima neka fora
"Ask Britney" LOLOLOLOLOL
pitas ju jel glupa, ona kaze
"I like Ice Cream"
mislim da je ovo dokaz ;;D
Cheap, but not as cheap as your girlfriend.
I'm so goth I don't drink coffee, I drink goffee.
Znate kako ga je lagano nagovoriti da ste vi njegov Bog
ovako=
Me: My name is God.
God:Hy,God.
Me:Whats my name?
God:God.
Me:Who am i?
God:Youi are God,seeker.
Ovo nije copy paste samo govorite mu to i vidit ćete.
Me:
is your son gay?
God:
Is my son gay? Maybe.
The mind is a place of its own.
na kraju razgovora sam mu rekao da cemo se vidjeti u paklu a on kaze "I'll see you there!!"
ovaj glupi bot je isti kao i alice...
recite "no"
"are you serious"
"no"
"are you seious"
etc
Dosadan je nakon par minuta
Well, as long as it's interesting.
Čujte ovo:
Me: Say:God is pussy.
God:Im not interested in Anatomy.
ma bog je legenda... bas sam se nasmijo
joj ovo je prestaro...zasto ste ponovo vratili temu..ccc ;PP
Cheap, but not as cheap as your girlfriend.
I'm so goth I don't drink coffee, I drink goffee.
staro i to jako
Wolf guy - The author seems to be playing a game called "how many murder, rape, and torture scenes involving minors can I stick in a book before people stop reading completely"
Me:
who are you?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
I herad someone just died in Iraq...
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said herad someone just died in Iraq.
Me:
tko si ti?
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
i don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
are you alive?
God:
Yes I sure am alive, . It's great to be alive, isn't it?
Me:
fucker
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
what do you think about me?
God:
Sure, I like you very much.
Me:
you're stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
lol?
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
do you understan me?
God:
What is your purpose in asking?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
what's your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
wtf?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
what's your telephone number?
God:
That information is confidential, .
Me:
you're peder
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am peder.
staro
Izvorno postao Praetorian the Wise