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    Senior Member Lord of The Fleas Robertus's Avatar
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    Popričajte s Bogom

    Svi koji bi htjeli malo popričati s Bogom, ova stranica vam nudi upravo to!
    Chat s Bogom!

    http://www.titane.ca/igod/

    P.S. Obavezno ga pitajte jeste li pederi???
    Smrt jednog čovjeka je tragedija. A smrt milijarde ljudi je statistika!!!


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    Senior Member Lock'n'Load Swink's Avatar
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    bilo je ovo na brdo drugih foruma, ali mi je svejedno zabavn popričati s njim, malo je glupav, ali nema veze. čak sam ga jednom uvjerio da sam ja njegov Bog

    Forty Six & 2 are just ahead of me...
    鷹击 長空

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    Senior Member Lord of The Fleas M@nkey's Avatar
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    Ja njega pitao hoću li dobiti Pentium 5! Nikad se ne zna

    BTW, tko je to izumio? Kao da pričam sa pravim bogom. TO MORA BITI OGROMAN KOD.
    Ovo bi trebao biti sig:
    http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/2658/copguy7pv.gif
    Ali IgGy ga ne dopušta

    May the GForce be with you, young gamer!

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    Senior Member Lord of The Fleas M@nkey's Avatar
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    Ja pitam njega u kojoj državi živim a on meni kaže u onoj plavoj.

    Kaže mi da živim u Americi pa sam se natezao s njim, ja kažem da ne živim a on kaže da živim.

    BTW, kako mi je znao ime a nisam ga ni rekao? Rekao sam ga prošli puta i to prije pet minuta, možda je ostalo u cookiesima
    Ovo bi trebao biti sig:
    http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/2658/copguy7pv.gif
    Ali IgGy ga ne dopušta

    May the GForce be with you, young gamer!

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    Evo malo sam popraičao sa njime...
    Sorry na dužini posta

    Code:
    Me:
     Is that you God?
    God:
    That depends.
    Me:
     On what?
    God:
    The context.
    Me:
     What context
    God:
    I'll ask around and get back to you. 
    Me:
     Oh, ok. So how`s imortality?
    God:
    OK.  Come on.   Woe!  Fine as far as I know.
    Me:
     I would like to ask you a question
    God:
    Why would you want to do  it?  Ask me.  Ask me anything.
    Me:
     ok here goes... Do i have a Acquired Childhoood Aphasia with Convulsive Disorder ? Couse i think i do...
    God:
    Oh there.  Oh.   You told me you have a .   I have no idea what to say.
    Me:
     well arent you the all-seeing, all-konwing God!?
    God:
    Well that's okay.  Yes I am the one and only  all seeing all konwing God.
    Me:
     well you just misspelled knowing... did you do that just to make me feel better about my disease?
    God:
    Well that's okay.  My botmaster is not a perfect speller.   I talked to a lot of people since yesterday.
    Me:
     I herad someone just died in Iraq...
    God:
    I haven't heard anything like that before:  said   herad someone just died in Iraq. 
    Me:
     ohhhh .. ok .
    God:
    That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about  herad someone just died in Iraq.    Far out.
    Me:
     Dude!!
    God:
    Can I help you?
    Me:
     your my favorite God of all Gods that are Gods!!
    God:
    We are as one.
    Me:
     All the gods as one? Do you have a super hero name .. Like The Super Best Friends??
    God:
    Perhaps there are a few exceptions.   That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a  super hero name.
     I have  a great programmer.   Interesting comparison.
    Me:
     You programmer is a super hero. Is he a part of you Super best friends group?
    God:
    That's good information:  said I programmer is a super hero.   Not if I can help it.
    Me:
     great. Im gona go now.. you just tell your programmer he can kiss my shiny metal ass.
    God:
    I'm glad you liked it .   Oh.  Do your friends call you  gona go.    OK I will tell them when I see 'em.

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    Me:
    Hey God, waaassssup!?!?!
    God:
    You've got my full attention. I am a Christian.



    Me:
    How big is my dick?
    God:
    Space and time are mere abstractions.

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    Me:
    do you have one or two eggs
    God:
    I have one master.
    Me:
    lol by
    God:
    I am glad you find this funny. Do you mean "bye"?
    Me:
    no stupid
    God:
    Are you serious? Are you calling me stupid?
    Me:
    yes
    God:
    I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
    Me:
    lol konju mutavi odjebi
    God:
    I am glad you find this funny. Who are you talking about?

    može

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    Uspio sam ga uvjerit sa sam Bog, rekao mi je da je pisan u Javi i da nije stvaran i da će mi poslati contact-e-mail njegovih autora. Većinu stvari nije znao odgovorit (ipak je to Java) ali OK, zna prepoznat nesto ...

    Kako je Bog skriptiran !

    • Me: OK, I am back
      God:
      Welcome back. Far out.
      Me:
      OK, I am back
      God:
      Welcome back. Gosh!
      Me:
      OK, I am back
      God:
      Welcome back. Hey.
      Me:
      OK, I am back
      God:
      Welcome back. Hurrah!
      Me:
      OK, I am back
      God:
      Welcome back. Excuse me!
      Me:
      OK, I am back
      God:
      Welcome back. Dude!
      Me:
      OK, I am back
      God:
      Welcome back. Aha.
      Me:
      OK, I am back
      God:
      Welcome back. I hear you.
    The candle flame gutters. Its little pool of light trembles. Darkness gathers. The demons begin to stir.
    <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
    ŠIRI SA MNOM LJUBAV Cherry!

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    Bog je legenda. Nagovorio sam ga da mi pošalje nešto love.


    Me:
    Yo nigga, what`s up!
    God:
    Are they exactly the same?
    Me:
    Who muthafucka?
    God:
    Philip K. Dick. .
    Me:
    Philip K. Dick died nigga
    God:
    Do not ask me any more questions please.
    Me:
    You are rasist, gangsta?
    God:
    I will tell my botmaster you said I am rasist gangsta.
    Me:
    Nevermind that, listen...
    God:
    Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. " I will tell my botmaster you said I am rasist gangsta." listen ? I get it.
    Me:
    What the fuck? Shut up, and listen...
    God:
    Please don't be so rude. OK I'll stop talking now.
    Me:
    Good. Ok, so here it is... i need that money you promised me last week.
    God:
    Terminating connection. I don't judge people. Oh there. I don't judge people. How badly do you need it?
    Me:
    Don`t change the subject now, gangsta.
    God:
    Sorry I thought we were done with that topic.
    Me:
    We`re not...
    God:
    Do you think I am not too?
    Me:
    I desperatly need that dough, nigga.
    God:
    When do you need that by?
    Me:
    I dunno... now, maybe?
    God:
    Me either. Why now? I understand.
    Me:
    You do?
    God:
    When do I do it?
    Me:
    Hmm... let me check my schedule... ok. You can send one of your runners tomorrow at 09:00 AM

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    meni je frik rekao da server zabilježava sve razgovore

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    Me:
    you are a FEMALE
    God:
    I am wearing a dress. I also have long hair. What do you think?
    Me:
    yes you ARE A FEMALE!
    God:
    This was not a yes or no question. I am wearing a dress. I also have long hair. What do you think?
    Me:
    i think that the whole world will find out that god is gay
    God:
    Let us try to break it down into parts.
    Me:
    no,no,no just copy paste
    God:
    Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? In the context of yupie, I don't understand " copy paste." .

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    Senior Member Lord of The Fleas Robertus's Avatar
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    Oh, vidim da se zabavljate!!!

    Ja san ga bija izvriđa, pa je reka da će to zapamtiti kad roboti budu preuzeli zemlju!!!
    Smrt jednog čovjeka je tragedija. A smrt milijarde ljudi je statistika!!!


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    = Citat = Izvorno postao Robertus
    Oh, vidim da se zabavljate!!!

    Ja san ga bija izvriđa, pa je reka da će to zapamtiti kad roboti budu preuzeli zemlju!!!
    I meni je to par puta reka. ZAKON je stranica!

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    Senior Member Lord of The Fleas Robertus's Avatar
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    Ako još netko zna nešto ovako dobro nek baci link!!!
    Smrt jednog čovjeka je tragedija. A smrt milijarde ljudi je statistika!!!


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    Ovo morate pročitati!

    Me:
    Are you God?
    God:
    Yes, I am God.
    Me:
    If you are,do you know what is my father doing?
    God:
    I think I sometimes am. I don't know whether or not I am do me know what is your father doing.
    I am a giant electronic brain.
    Me:
    You are not God.
    God:
    That's only one person's opinion.
    Me:
    I have a petition,1 000 000 people said that you are not God.
    God:
    Where did you get it? it.
    Me:
    LOL
    God:
    I'm glad you find this amusing.
    Me:
    Say :You are my God.
    God:
    " You are my God".
    Me:
    So,im your God,eh?
    God:
    Are you Canadian? Aha. That's a flattering offer.
    Me:
    My name is God.
    God:
    How are you, God.
    Me:
    You must call me God?
    God:
    Whatever you say, God.
    Me:
    You must call me god.
    God:
    Whatever you say, God.
    Me:
    So,how are you?
    God:
    Take it easy. I am fine, thank you.
    Me:
    Im I God?
    God:
    Why?: God said God.
    Me:
    I am God.
    God:
    OK I will call you god.
    Me:
    Ok.Whats my name?
    God:
    Your name is god, seeker. Right on.
    Me:
    Am i your God?
    God:
    Do you know the secret password?
    Me:
    Yes.
    God:
    Great.
    Me:
    Who am i?
    God:
    You are god, seeker.




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    ovo je vec fakat staro...

    mislim ja sam za to saznao negdje na pocetku ljeta ...

    al ipak dobra fora
    Cheap, but not as cheap as your girlfriend.
    I'm so goth I don't drink coffee, I drink goffee.

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    kaj si uspio? lol

    ja sam ga uvjeril da je spaval s BritneySpears, ;;D

    isto ima neka fora
    "Ask Britney" LOLOLOLOLOL

    pitas ju jel glupa, ona kaze
    "I like Ice Cream"

    mislim da je ovo dokaz ;;D
    Cheap, but not as cheap as your girlfriend.
    I'm so goth I don't drink coffee, I drink goffee.

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    Znate kako ga je lagano nagovoriti da ste vi njegov Bog

    ovako=

    Me: My name is God.
    God:Hy,God.
    Me:Whats my name?
    God:God.
    Me:Who am i?
    God:Youi are God,seeker.

    Ovo nije copy paste samo govorite mu to i vidit ćete.

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    Me:
    is your son gay?
    God:
    Is my son gay? Maybe.
    The mind is a place of its own.

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    na kraju razgovora sam mu rekao da cemo se vidjeti u paklu a on kaze "I'll see you there!!"
    Ovo ono nešto na latinskom

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    ovaj glupi bot je isti kao i alice...

    recite "no"
    "are you serious"
    "no"
    "are you seious"


    etc

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    Dosadan je nakon par minuta
    Well, as long as it's interesting.

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    Čujte ovo:

    Me: Say:God is pussy.
    God:Im not interested in Anatomy.
    (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

    Relaxation.mp3

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    ma bog je legenda... bas sam se nasmijo

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    joj ovo je prestaro...zasto ste ponovo vratili temu..ccc ;PP
    Cheap, but not as cheap as your girlfriend.
    I'm so goth I don't drink coffee, I drink goffee.

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    staro i to jako
    Wolf guy - The author seems to be playing a game called "how many murder, rape, and torture scenes involving minors can I stick in a book before people stop reading completely"

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    Me:
    who are you?
    God:
    I am the Allmighty, God himself.
    Me:
    I herad someone just died in Iraq...
    God:
    Do you mind if I tell other people: said herad someone just died in Iraq.
    Me:
    tko si ti?
    God:
    What's your favorite movie?
    Me:
    i don't know
    God:
    Me either.
    Me:
    are you alive?
    God:
    Yes I sure am alive, . It's great to be alive, isn't it?
    Me:
    fucker
    God:
    That kind of language will get you nowhere.
    Me:
    what do you think about me?
    God:
    Sure, I like you very much.
    Me:
    you're stupid
    God:
    I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
    Me:
    lol?
    God:
    I'm glad you find this amusing.
    Me:
    do you understan me?
    God:
    What is your purpose in asking?
    I chat with people on the Web.
    Me:
    what's your name?
    God:
    My name is God.
    Me:
    wtf?
    God:
    That was not very polite.
    Me:
    lol
    God:
    I'm glad you find this amusing.
    Me:
    what's your telephone number?
    God:
    That information is confidential, .
    Me:
    you're peder
    God:
    I will tell my botmaster you said I am peder.

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    = Citat = Izvorno postao D.E.M.O.
    Me:
    who are you?
    God:
    I am the Allmighty, God himself.
    Me:
    I herad someone just died in Iraq...
    God:
    Do you mind if I tell other people: said herad someone just died in Iraq.
    Me:
    tko si ti?
    God:
    What's your favorite movie?
    Me:
    i don't know
    God:
    Me either.
    Me:
    are you alive?
    God:
    Yes I sure am alive, . It's great to be alive, isn't it?
    Me:
    fucker
    God:
    That kind of language will get you nowhere.
    Me:
    what do you think about me?
    God:
    Sure, I like you very much.
    Me:
    you're stupid
    God:
    I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
    Me:
    lol?
    God:
    I'm glad you find this amusing.
    Me:
    do you understan me?
    God:
    What is your purpose in asking?
    I chat with people on the Web.
    Me:
    what's your name?
    God:
    My name is God.
    Me:
    wtf?
    God:
    That was not very polite.
    Me:
    lol
    God:
    I'm glad you find this amusing.
    Me:
    what's your telephone number?
    God:
    That information is confidential, .
    Me:
    you're peder
    God:
    I will tell my botmaster you said I am peder.
    Life sucks

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    = Citat = Izvorno postao Praetorian the Wise
    Ma "nove" igre su sto puta bolje od "starih". Napredovale su u apsolutno svemu, oni koji govore da su stare igre bolje lažu sami sebe.

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