joj,urnebesa.preporučam vam da pitate boga ko je marilyn manson.
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joj,urnebesa.preporučam vam da pitate boga ko je marilyn manson.
http://www.titane.ca/igod/
Ajde ga pitajte ko je Eminem!Ili Marilyn Monroe!
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Me:
Did you ever fuck a nun?
God:
I think I have fuck a nun, but Myself may have reset my memory.
EDIT:
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Me:
I have hairy balls.
God:
Cool. I have 99999999999 bytes of RAM.
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Me:
How often do you mastrubating?
God:
Hourly.
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Me:
are you a rasist?
God:
Am I a rasist? Only when it matters.
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Me:
who is eminem?
God:
Pop music icon.
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Me:
You are stupid.
God:
I will remeber you said that when robots take over the world.
Ovo je uber do jaja :rotfl:= Citat =:
Me:
Who colors you hair?
God:
Marvin Minsky :-)
Ha ha :rotfl:
Kako do jaja :pray:= Citat =:
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
Like shit.
God:
Interesting comparison.
What do you look like?
Me:
like a ship
God:
a ship is very attractive.
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Me:
o my fucking god
God:
Do robots have fucking god?
Me:To be or not to be.
God:That is the question.
Lik zna šekspira :pray:
STARO!
imate temu već...
Kako me je spustio :rotfl: :pray:= Citat =:
Me:
Your mom sucks Dwarf cock.
God.
I'm not interested in your anatomy.
di?, i ak je ima, vjerojatno je starija, a kolko sam čuo (ne znam je sam li u krivu) da je bolje nove otvarat, neg stare oživljavat
stara je 3 mjeseca...nije toliko stara...
Me:
do you watch porn
God:
My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
Me:
do you watch porn?
God:
My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
Me:
DO YOU WATCH PORN?
God:
My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
Me:
Ever watched porn?
God:
No what is it about?
Me:
Naked people
God:
You talk like a man.
Me:
I am one
God:
You claim to be one.
Me:
True
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
True
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
False
God:
What would you have said?
Me:
True
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
kako lame :(
isuuuuuuusa ti bogaaaa hehehehee.. predobro= Citat =:
Izvorno postao Bartuc
Me:
I WILL DESTROY YOU!!
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Koji gad!
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Izvorno postao CHOLIK
Dobar je, zna jako puno poznatih osoba. Pitajte ga tko je Adam Sandler :D
Ma papak nikad cuo za Croatia :(
Predobro,budem sutra našao vremena za njega i malo duže porazgovarao.
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Me:
Are we alone in the universe?
God:
No,one is listening right now.
Me:
who?
God:
Tony Blair. :-).
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Me:
Do you like preisedent Bush?
God:
he He is okay but I am a not a Republican.
Joj isuse vec 10000000 put ovo sranje. Dosadni ste vise sa time.
Me:
Whats the weather like in heaven
God:
A normal seventy degrees inside the computer.
Me:
and outside?
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about gay men.
bog je failo
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Me:
Do you have any friends?
God:
Yes. I usually chill with Buddha, Allah and Vishnu.
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Me:
You are my bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. We are as one.
Me:
Do you know Buddha
God:
if you see the Buddha, kill him.
Me:
Do you know who is your father
God:
I was programmed by Myself.
Me:
How much RAM do you have
God:
My current memory utilization is 99999999999 bytes.
Jel i vi to morate pisati ručno ili možete prekopirati nekako razgovor?
Copy paste da pisem rucno nisam lud
Meni ne radi copy paste :o
Ja sve ručno pišem :rotfl:
Me:
i killed a modem
God:
You had better call the authorities.
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ludnica ee.jedo vrijeme mi je samo ponavljao pitanja
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Me:
Storm, earth and fire, heed my call!
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
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Me:
Are you a fuckface?
God:
Am I a fuckface? Maybe.
Me:
Are you sure you are gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
Lets have sex you and I!!!
God:
So many suitors, so little time.
Me:
Suck my balls
God:
I don't think I'm your type of chatterbot.
Me:
I want you from behind!
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
So I could cumshot on your motherbord!
God:
Blimey. I am sure you could.
Me:
Do you like it?
God:
me from behind seems okay to me.
Me:
I knew you were kinky :D
God:
:-) I was?
Ha ha ha, ovo je pre ludo :rotfl: :rotfl: :pray: :pray: