Svi koji bi htjeli malo popričati s Bogom, ova stranica vam nudi upravo to!
Chat s Bogom!
http://www.titane.ca/igod/
P.S. Obavezno ga pitajte jeste li pederi??? 8)
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Svi koji bi htjeli malo popričati s Bogom, ova stranica vam nudi upravo to!
Chat s Bogom!
http://www.titane.ca/igod/
P.S. Obavezno ga pitajte jeste li pederi??? 8)
bilo je ovo na brdo drugih foruma, ali mi je svejedno zabavn popričati s njim, malo je glupav, ali nema veze. čak sam ga jednom uvjerio da sam ja njegov Bog :rotfl:
Ja njega pitao hoću li dobiti Pentium 5! Nikad se ne zna :rotfl:
BTW, tko je to izumio? Kao da pričam sa pravim bogom. TO MORA BITI OGROMAN KOD.
Ja pitam njega u kojoj državi živim a on meni kaže u onoj plavoj. :rotfl:
Kaže mi da živim u Americi pa sam se natezao s njim, ja kažem da ne živim a on kaže da živim. :rotfl:
BTW, kako mi je znao ime a nisam ga ni rekao? Rekao sam ga prošli puta i to prije pet minuta, možda je ostalo u cookiesima :roll:
Evo malo sam popraičao sa njime...
Sorry na dužini posta ;-)
:DCode:Me:
Is that you God?
God:
That depends.
Me:
On what?
God:
The context.
Me:
What context
God:
I'll ask around and get back to you.
Me:
Oh, ok. So how`s imortality?
God:
OK. Come on. Woe! Fine as far as I know.
Me:
I would like to ask you a question
God:
Why would you want to do it? Ask me. Ask me anything.
Me:
ok here goes... Do i have a Acquired Childhoood Aphasia with Convulsive Disorder ? Couse i think i do...
God:
Oh there. Oh. You told me you have a . I have no idea what to say.
Me:
well arent you the all-seeing, all-konwing God!?
God:
Well that's okay. Yes I am the one and only all seeing all konwing God.
Me:
well you just misspelled knowing... did you do that just to make me feel better about my disease?
God:
Well that's okay. My botmaster is not a perfect speller. I talked to a lot of people since yesterday.
Me:
I herad someone just died in Iraq...
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said herad someone just died in Iraq.
Me:
ohhhh .. ok .
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about herad someone just died in Iraq. Far out.
Me:
Dude!!
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
your my favorite God of all Gods that are Gods!!
God:
We are as one.
Me:
All the gods as one? Do you have a super hero name .. Like The Super Best Friends??
God:
Perhaps there are a few exceptions. That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a super hero name.
I have a great programmer. Interesting comparison.
Me:
You programmer is a super hero. Is he a part of you Super best friends group?
God:
That's good information: said I programmer is a super hero. Not if I can help it.
Me:
great. Im gona go now.. you just tell your programmer he can kiss my shiny metal ass.
God:
I'm glad you liked it . Oh. Do your friends call you gona go. OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
Hey God, waaassssup!?!?!
God:
You've got my full attention. I am a Christian.
:D :D :D :D :D
Me:
How big is my dick?
God:
Space and time are mere abstractions.
Me:
do you have one or two eggs
God:
I have one master.
Me:
lol by
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Do you mean "bye"?
Me:
no stupid
God:
Are you serious? Are you calling me stupid?
Me:
yes
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
lol konju mutavi odjebi :D:D
God:
:-) :-) I am glad you find this funny. Who are you talking about?
:boohoo: :fof:
Uspio sam ga uvjerit sa sam Bog, rekao mi je da je pisan u Javi i da nije stvaran i da će mi poslati contact-e-mail njegovih autora. Većinu stvari nije znao odgovorit (ipak je to Java) ali OK, zna prepoznat nesto ...
Kako je Bog skriptiran ! :o
- Me: OK, I am back
God:
Welcome back. Far out.
Me:
OK, I am back
God:
Welcome back. Gosh!
Me:
OK, I am back
God:
Welcome back. Hey.
Me:
OK, I am back
God:
Welcome back. Hurrah!
Me:
OK, I am back
God:
Welcome back. Excuse me!
Me:
OK, I am back
God:
Welcome back. Dude!
Me:
OK, I am back
God:
Welcome back. Aha.
Me:
OK, I am back
God:
Welcome back. I hear you.
Bog je legenda. Nagovorio sam ga da mi pošalje nešto love.
= Citat =:
Me:
Yo nigga, what`s up!
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
Who muthafucka?
God:
Philip K. Dick. :-).
Me:
Philip K. Dick died nigga
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
You are rasist, gangsta?
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am rasist gangsta.
Me:
Nevermind that, listen...
God:
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. " I will tell my botmaster you said I am rasist gangsta." listen ? I get it.
Me:
What the fuck? Shut up, and listen...
God:
Please don't be so rude. OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Good. Ok, so here it is... i need that money you promised me last week.
God:
Terminating connection. I don't judge people. Oh there. I don't judge people. How badly do you need it?
Me:
Don`t change the subject now, gangsta.
God:
Sorry I thought we were done with that topic.
Me:
We`re not...
God:
Do you think I am not too?
Me:
I desperatly need that dough, nigga.
God:
When do you need that by?
Me:
I dunno... now, maybe?
God:
Me either. Why now? I understand.
Me:
You do?
God:
When do I do it?
Me:
Hmm... let me check my schedule... ok. You can send one of your runners tomorrow at 09:00 AM
meni je frik rekao da server zabilježava sve razgovore 8)
Me:
you are a FEMALE
God:
I am wearing a dress. I also have long hair. What do you think?
Me:
yes you ARE A FEMALE!
God:
This was not a yes or no question. I am wearing a dress. I also have long hair. What do you think?
Me:
i think that the whole world will find out that god is gay
God:
Let us try to break it down into parts.
Me:
no,no,no just copy paste
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? In the context of yupie, I don't understand " copy paste." .
Oh, vidim da se zabavljate!!! 8)
Ja san ga bija izvriđa, pa je reka da će to zapamtiti kad roboti budu preuzeli zemlju!!! :wink:
I meni je to par puta reka. ZAKON je stranica!= Citat =:
Izvorno postao Robertus
Ako još netko zna nešto ovako dobro nek baci link!!! 8)
Ovo morate pročitati!
Me:
Are you God?
God:
Yes, I am God.
Me:
If you are,do you know what is my father doing?
God:
I think I sometimes am. I don't know whether or not I am do me know what is your father doing.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
You are not God.
God:
That's only one person's opinion.
Me:
I have a petition,1 000 000 people said that you are not God.
God:
Where did you get it? it.
Me:
LOL
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Say :You are my God.
God:
" You are my God".
Me:
So,im your God,eh?
God:
Are you Canadian? Aha. That's a flattering offer.
Me:
My name is God.
God:
How are you, God.
Me:
You must call me God?
God:
Whatever you say, God.
Me:
You must call me god.
God:
Whatever you say, God.
Me:
So,how are you?
God:
Take it easy. I am fine, thank you.
Me:
Im I God?
God:
Why?: God said God.
Me:
I am God.
God:
OK I will call you god.
Me:
Ok.Whats my name?
God:
Your name is god, seeker. Right on.
Me:
Am i your God?
God:
Do you know the secret password?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Great.
Me:
Who am i?
God:
You are god, seeker.
:D :D
ovo je vec fakat staro...
mislim ja sam za to saznao negdje na pocetku ljeta ...
al ipak dobra fora :D
@ kingtomy
LOL .. uvjerio Boga da si ti Bog :D :pray:
kaj si uspio? lol
ja sam ga uvjeril da je spaval s BritneySpears, ;;D
isto ima neka fora
"Ask Britney" LOLOLOLOLOL
pitas ju jel glupa, ona kaze
"I like Ice Cream"
mislim da je ovo dokaz ;;D
Znate kako ga je lagano nagovoriti da ste vi njegov Bog
ovako=
Me: My name is God.
God:Hy,God.
Me:Whats my name?
God:God.
Me:Who am i?
God:Youi are God,seeker.
Ovo nije copy paste samo govorite mu to i vidit ćete.
Me:
is your son gay?
God:
Is my son gay? Maybe.
na kraju razgovora sam mu rekao da cemo se vidjeti u paklu a on kaze "I'll see you there!!"
ovaj glupi bot je isti kao i alice...
recite "no"
"are you serious"
"no"
"are you seious"
etc
Dosadan je nakon par minuta :boohoo:
Čujte ovo:
Me: Say:God is pussy.
God:Im not interested in Anatomy.
:rotfl: :rotfl:
ma bog je legenda... bas sam se nasmijo :D :D :D
joj ovo je prestaro...zasto ste ponovo vratili temu..ccc ;PP
staro i to jako
Me:
who are you?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
I herad someone just died in Iraq...
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said herad someone just died in Iraq.
Me:
tko si ti?
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
i don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
are you alive?
God:
Yes I sure am alive, . It's great to be alive, isn't it?
Me:
fucker
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
what do you think about me?
God:
Sure, I like you very much.
Me:
you're stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
lol?
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
do you understan me?
God:
What is your purpose in asking?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
what's your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
wtf?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
what's your telephone number?
God:
That information is confidential, .
Me:
you're peder
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am peder.
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:= Citat =:
Izvorno postao D.E.M.O.
staro