Hvala što si to podjelio s nama. Hvala što ste pridonijeli razaranju ovog topica. dickhead..= Citat =:
Izvorno postao Nightyx
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Hvala što si to podjelio s nama. Hvala što ste pridonijeli razaranju ovog topica. dickhead..= Citat =:
Izvorno postao Nightyx
ma nema problema....i drugi put :wink:= Citat =:
Izvorno postao Axl Rose
A care, nisi se uvrijedio, vjeruj mi malo je takih :D
al nas ima 8)= Citat =:
Izvorno postao Axl Rose
Ali nikoga nije briga...
Ako ne voliš metal otvori novu temu: Seljačine, i tamo podijeli s ostalima šta voliš, ne tu...
nhf, vidio sam tvoju ispriku
ajde ljudi,dosta! mi koji slusamo raspravljajmo,a oni koji ne nek ignoriraju topic i tocka
Jel mi može netko reći nešto o grupi Dragonland, jel oni imaju neku svoju priču, knjigu, film, zato što imam Antimatter album na kojem su tri nekakve skladbe "An Old House on the Hill" koje zvuče čak i dosta poznato...
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...endID=11030470= Citat =:
Izvorno postao Sajmon Drimr
Link mi ništa ne govori, pomoglo bi kad bi reko netko živ.. objasnio i to... Mogo sam as well otići na wiki, ali sam se ponadao da neko ima živaca reći...
da,znam da ti link nista ne govori,ali klikni na njega i da vidis... :)= Citat =:
Izvorno postao Sajmon Drimr
znam da je stara fora ali oni koji nisu još vidjei evo:
This is the situation: there’s a beautiful princess trapped in a castle watched by a dragon. Here’s the end of the story with different styles of metalheads as knights.
POWER METAL:
The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest.
THRASH METAL:
The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and fucks her.
HEAVY METAL:
The protagonist arrives on a Harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few beers and fucks the princess.
FOLK METAL:
The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls sleep (because of all the dancing). Then they all leave… without the princess.
VIKING METAL:
The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty axe, skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals her belongings and burns the castle before leaving.
DEATH METAL:
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, then leaves.
BLACK METAL:
The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in front of the castle. Then he sodomises the princess, and drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her. Then he impales the princess next to the dragon.
GORE METAL:
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads its guts in front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her. Then he fucks the dead body again, slashes her belly and eats her guts. Then he fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time.
DOOM METAL:
The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he could never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide. The dragon eats his body and the princess as dessert. That’s the end of the sad story.
PROGRESSIVE METAL:
The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes. The dragon kills himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives at the princess’ bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year at the conservatory. The princess escapes looking for the “HEAVY METAL” protagonist.
GLAM METAL:
The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy’s appearance and lets him enter. He steals the princess’ make-up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink color.
NU METAL:
The protagonist arrives in a run-down Honda Civic and attempts to fight the dragon but he burns to death when his moronic baggy clothes catch fire.
GRINDCORE:
The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable for about 2 minutes and then leaves.
INDUSTRIAL METAL:
The protagonist arrives wearing a greasy overcoat, makes obscene gestures towards the dragon and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by security guards.
EMOCORE:
The protagonists’ mother drives the protagonist and his friends to the castle. He kills the dragon with some awesome armspinning and spinkicking while his friends observing the scene with their arms crossed; then the princess laughes at the protagonists ridiculous hairstyle and the boys leave weeping.
PUNK:
The protagonist hitchhikes to the castle, asks the dragon for some bucks, buys some cans of beer, gets pissed, insults the princess as “monarchist cunt” and “commerce bitch” and leaves the castle in a black maria.
PORNO GRIND:
The Protagonist arrives at the castle without any clothes on and grunts loudly for a few minutes. Then he fucks the dragon in every body cavity it has, kills the dragon, fucks the carcass the same way again, grunts loudly again for a few minutes, grabs the princess and fucks her in every body cavity she has, kills her and fucks her in the same way again. Then he piles up the dragon’s and princess’s remains, fucks them in every body cavity they have, grunts loudly and screams senselessly for a few minutes. Then he leaves.
POP ROCK:
The protagonist arrives in a limo. The dragon lets them in as long as they sign an autograph for its mum who is a big fan. The protagonist leaves with the princess and they get married.
GOTHIC METAL:
The protagonist arrives along with a cold wind of winter in the middle of the night, frustrates the heck out of the dragon untill it dies of fear and desolation, comes to the princess and discusses how to clean make- ups without inflicting skin irritation.
METALCORE:
The protagonist swings his feet and arms about wildly, accidently knocking the dragon out. Then he storms off in anger that someone messed up his dance routine.
old al nema veze... najsmjesnije mi je ono za prog. metal i speed :rotfl:
progresive..krepo sam :rotfl:
Progresive, i grindcore, hahahaha, i zapravo je power metal priča najbolja, zato sam ja fellow warrior of epic....
Glam metal :rotfl:
Glam Metal :killyou:
Emocore :twisted:
Long live Powah Metal!
METALCAMP 2007 BANDS
Blind Guardian
Amon Amarth
Ensiferum
Immortal
Graveworm
Dismember
Die Apokalyptischen Reiter
Sodom
Doro
Threshold
Dew Scented
Vreid
Ars Moriendi
...informacije radi...
eh da mi je ić na BlindGuardiane
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Izvorno postao St. Jude
ali ja niti nemam šanse...
[quote=Sajmon Drimr]/sign= Citat =:
Izvorno postao "St. Jude":1k60c44a
ali ja niti nemam šanse...[/quote:1k60c44a]Hope of Metal Heart Never Dies
Najbolji metal albumi 2006.
http://rateyourmusic.com/list/Jarlaxle7 ... __so_far_/
http://www.popmatters.com/pm/columns/ar ... s-of-2006/
ja sam procitao na ljetos da je Metallica napravila novi album.
zasto nije na toj listi??
ili je to bilo prosle godine.. :?
Nije, imala je ove godine novi dvd, svi spotovi.
eh da MEtallica,postoji neki rumoric(možda znate ali niko ne želi podijelit)
da je James HeTfield reko da je MEtallcia sranje te je poslušo opet Master of Pupets te se prisjetio tih dana i valjda mu je pamet ušla u glavu te je poništio cijeli novi album koji su radili i sad rade novi koji se vraća njihovim korijenima
Bravo James, e da i Axl-u to dođe. Ne valja mi nova Metallica, očemo Ride The Ligthning
bolje Black album i Master of Puppets....= Citat =:
Izvorno postao Axl Rose
od Metallice mi je definitvno najdraža Fade To Black pjesma a i Black album mi je prejeben(makar su se zbog njega prodali) a i Sad But True mi je odlična pjesma kao i Of Wolf and Man,God That Failed itd.= Citat =:
Izvorno postao Axl Rose
[quote=St. Jude]od Metallice mi je definitvno najdraža Fade To Black pjesma a i Black album mi je prejeben(makar su se zbog njega prodali) a i Sad But True mi je odlična pjesma kao i Of Wolf and Man,God That Failed itd.[/quote:z4xo0d7q]= Citat =:
Izvorno postao "Axl Rose":z4xo0d7q
meni je isto Fade to black naj pjesma... onda mi ide Master of puppets, One....
Ma Meatallica niš ne valja, poslušao sam dosat njihovih pjesama i nijedna ne valja... ali zato sam otkrio Maidene... nisam njihov fan ali ova pjesam im je :thumbs2:
Iron Maiden - Fear Of The Dark
ima Maiden i boljih stvari, al metallica je bolja... nije los iron maiden...= Citat =:
Izvorno postao phoenix98