Provale stoljeca :D

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Izvorno postao wizard89

Ljudi pomagajte kako mogu dfa podesim da igram Warcraft III online.
Dali trebam ici na njegovu stranicu ili sta?

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Izvorno postao MasaKrisT

imas cijeli podforum o warcraftu,imas li orginal?imas li expanziju?

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Izvorno postao wizard89

Ej brate mene zanima dali iko zna na ovom forumu kako odraditi online igranje kontnas!!!
Ja sam mogao sam traziti razne forume, hvala tebi ali neuspesno.
Ako iko zna resenje neka mi javi!!

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lol

neki dan ovi sprdaju tošu nešta,i poćne moj frend pjevat joj što volim miris kamiona,i zatim
"Tošo je jako volio miris kamiona" :D

Ok, evo jedne od najboljih profesorskih provala koju sam čuo u srednjoj. Bilo je to kad sam bio negdje 1. razred, a čuo sam od maturanata.
Naime, oni su imali glazbeni ( s tim da je profa iz glazbenog smotana ko sajla, i inače valja provale skoro svaki sat), i kako je već tamo praksa, profesori kasne na sat barem 10 min. tako da su njezini maturanti već ušli u učionicu, pričaju, zajebavaju se, itd. i onda ona uđe u razred.

Naravno niko ju ne šljivi 5%, a ona stane i čeka da ju spaze, pa da se svi onako kolektivno ustanu u pozdrav tobože. Ali svi i dalje pričaju, boli ih briga.

Kaže ona:
-Pa, dobro, zar se vama ne diže kada ja uđem u razred?!
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Izvorno postao cham3leon

-Pa, dobro, zar se vama ne diže kada ja uđem u razred?!
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OMG :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

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Izvorno postao Jerry

neki dan ovi sprdaju tošu nešta,i poćne moj frend pjevat joj što volim miris kamiona,i zatim
"Tošo je jako volio miris kamiona" :D

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vec je nemoguce puno lejm sve sto je vezano uz tosu...

...

Najaca provala na svijetu je.
Ako tvoji roditelji nisu imali djece mala je vjerovatnost da ces ih i ti imati.

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Izvorno postao Abadon

Najaca provala na svijetu je.
Ako tvoji roditelji nisu imali djece mala je vjerovatnost da ces ih i ti imati.

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Ne ne ne... :nonono:
Najjača provala je kad ti vlastiti otac objašnjava kako si nasto od majmuna

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Izvorno postao Systematic Rewerse

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Izvorno postao Jerry

neki dan ovi sprdaju tošu nešta,i poćne moj frend pjevat joj što volim miris kamiona,i zatim
"Tošo je jako volio miris kamiona" :D

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vec je nemoguce puno lejm sve sto je vezano uz tosu...

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a čuj brate,možda ovako na netu sjebano i glupo,ali da vidiš u RL kad ti neko s takvom facom složi tako nešto :)

Te fore s Tošem su isfurane.
A i osim toga nije se ljepo sprdati s nečijom smrću

topic back on plz

1. Danas pod engleskim profesor nam nabraja neke gradove u UK. Nabraja on: Cardiff, Belfast, London... I onda Mia nadoda: Washington :D:D:D

2. Pod latinskim smo pričali o Rei Silviji i kako je morala ostaviti Romula i Rema.
Mia: Da, onda je sluškinja našla dijete u rijeci u košari...
Ja: Umm... To je Mojsije.
Mia: Paaa... Da. Boože...
xDDD

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Izvorno postao Maja

1. Danas pod engleskim profesor nam nabraja neke gradove u UK. Nabraja on: Cardiff, Belfast, London... I onda Mia nadoda: Washington :D:D:D

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Washington,_West_Sussex
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Washington,_Tyne_and_Wear
Mia je u pravu...

Mia nije tako pametna :D:D:D

ali Mia nije fulala...doduše nije problem ne fulati kad mjesta zvanih Washington ima u svakoj državi koja koristi engleski kao jedan od primarnih jezika (SAD ima španjolski kao službeni jezik...čak je i himna promijenjena u Jose can you see...), ali svejedno...

Danas nam u skoli iznosili cjenik kolko ucenik treba platiti ako unisti neku skolsku imavinu
i kad su zavrsili iznosenje cjena moj drug pita.
A profesorice ako neki ucenik razvali vise stvari u jednom danu jel dobije kakav popust.
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

zz.
pa evo da i ja nest napisem
imali mi prvi sat filozofije na faxu i dode nama profa i predstavi se. prica jos neke stvari i nakon par min pricanja kaze da se prestavimo jer mu se ne da prozivat. kaze on da krenemo od iza i tako ustane jedna kolegica i taman sto nije pocela govorit, uleti on: ne, ne, ne kolegice, profesorima na fakultetu se ne diže.

mi skoro umrli...

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Izvorno postao bass999

zz.
pa evo da i ja nest napisem
imali mi prvi sat filozofije na faxu i dode nama profa i predstavi se. prica jos neke stvari i nakon par min pricanja kaze da se prestavimo jer mu se ne da prozivat. kaze on da krenemo od iza i tako ustane jedna kolegica i taman sto nije pocela govorit, uleti on: ne, ne, ne kolegice, profesorima na fakultetu se ne diže.

mi skoro umrli...

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:rotfl:
Čestitam na prvom postu na PCP forumu!

btw, imam i ja par gluposti sa vježbi iz matematike na faxu:

Pita asistentica ko će rješit zadatak na ploči. Ide jedan lik, vjerojatno prepiso zadatak od nekog.
- čekaj malo, to je dobro, ali nije mi baš jasno kako si došo do toga.
On malo stoji i gleda pa kaže:
- Zapravo, profesorice, nije ni meni.

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Poslije kolokvija danas imali smo vježbe iz matematike, a cijela grupa priča 100 na sat, ova ista asistentica pokušava pričat o zadatku.
- Dobro, šta je vama? O čemu toliko pričate? Šta o ispitu, ili čemu? Ja ne razumijem šta oni rade.
Javi se lik iz zadnje klupe:
- Ja mislim da oni ometaju nastavu.
LOL!

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Izvorno postao bass999

zz.
pa evo da i ja nest napisem
imali mi prvi sat filozofije na faxu i dode nama profa i predstavi se. prica jos neke stvari i nakon par min pricanja kaze da se prestavimo jer mu se ne da prozivat. kaze on da krenemo od iza i tako ustane jedna kolegica i taman sto nije pocela govorit, uleti on: ne, ne, ne kolegice, profesorima na fakultetu se ne diže.

mi skoro umrli...

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Haha, tipična, a opet dobra fora. :)

Sickmanno1 says:
gle, ak hoces ja ti ga metnem u ZG nije problem...peder je onaj koji prima :D


Sickmanno1 says:
samo moramo pricekat 2 godine da bude po zakonu lol2

:pray: :pray: :pray: :pray:


Sick tjekom MSN chata :D

joj imam ja neke msn chat logove al ne na ovom kompu :< u zgu nemam net...
ma ima frend izjava da sma se valjo po podu...

evo jedne se sjećam:
pričali smo bezveze preko ljeta na group msnu i sad lik izjavi
paradajzo says:
ja noću idem cestom i stružem zvakaće sa poda, a ujutro ih poham sa lukom i rotkvicama za doručak


ili isto njegova jedna izjava:

paradajzo says:
ja se tuširam, jedem hrenovke i pratim istovremeno burzovno izvješće


XD XD XD
meni je lik prelud, ostale ću nabacat kad se hapim filea :D

smiješno za popizdit...

bas,eo strgo sam se :(

malo pretjerujete sa tužnim smajlijima...
a što se te fore iznad tiče,nije smiješno.ni najmanje...

bilo je u kontekstu kad smo pričali, al nemam cijeli tekst tu >.>
budem sve skopirao kad se dograbim svog kompa

nekako imam osjecaj da samo ovo jucer postao

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.

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ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
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ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
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ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
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ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do.
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.
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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty.
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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you serious?
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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Uh.... I was gett'in laid!
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ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Are you serious? Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Now whose death do you suppose terminated it?
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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Guess.
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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a
deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Would you like
to rephrase that?
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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!
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ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Huh....are you qualified to ask that question?
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And the best for last?

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive,
nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and
practicing law

bolje nemoj.
nece to citat ljudi. :(

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Izvorno postao King tiger

bolje nemoj.
nece to citat ljudi. :(

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ja sam citao :(
fejlovi :pray:

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Izvorno postao croat1gamer

ja sam citao :(
fejlovi :pray:

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nisu bili u kontekstu >.>

ovak vam nis ni jasno :D

kupili frendu bocu hennessyja za rođendan. otvara on kutiju i ispadne mu.....

neke stvari jednostavno nisu u redu, vjerujem da se svemir smijao te večeri.

@ The Great Duck imaš temu sa filmićima