Zena + MMORPG = epic fail!

nemojte si dozvolit da vam se ovo dogodi ^^

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http://www.mmorpg.com/discussion2.cfm/thread/282780

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Before we played this game, we used to go out every Friday, Saturday night, go to the gym from Monday to Friday and she was near of having six pack abs, she had a tight body and she was ALWAYS taking care of how she looked.

It all started when my girlfriend and me saw the southpark episode where they played WoW, we didn't even knew that the game existed, we thought they made it up, then one day we were talking with some friends and one of them used to play WoW back in vanilla times and he told us all about this game, the next day I was going to buy 1 copy of the game but my girlfriend got mad at me because I only bought 1 for me, so I had to go back to the store and get another copy for her, so we jumped right into the game, we both make Blood Elves, she was a warlock and I was a paladin, so yeah, in this point of the game, I was very addicted to it, I just wanted to hit level 80 as soon as I could, so I played a lot and even we played a lot it took us like 2 -3 months to hit level 80, so when I hit level 80 I thought that was it, I knew you could raid and pvp, but I thought that the main aspect of the game was leveling from 1 to 80, but I was wrong, I stopped to play the game, I would only log like once every day, but she didn't she was playing it 4+ hours everyday, so I asked her what was she doing if we already were 80, she told me all about the Dungeon daily, pvp daily, Cooking daily, JC daily, farming gold to pay flask and raids and the worst of all the Achievements, she want to get all the achievement in the god damn game, anyway, I joined her but I still didn't play as nearly much as her, she made me join this guild, so we could raid and we did, at first we didn't raid, we were just guild members, everyone knew she was a girl so immediately bunch of guys started to whisper her and flirting with her, I didn't care because it was a video game, but then when we went to vent things got worst, but I could deal with it, I was still the one waxing her ass, anyway, that is not my concern, in the last 4-6 months she has gained 40 pounds or more, she obviously doesn't care anymore how she looks like, we get random visits from time to time and she don't even care if her hair looks good nothing, she even plays while they are in the house, we still have a lot of sex, but she even made me have sex with her while she was raiding, I grabbed her and told her all these things and she won't listen, she does listen and she says she is going to stop playing so much, but I still see her long times playing and I don't want to be a pain in the ass for her, but come on. I love her but I am just worry about her, however I don't want to control her life.

On the good side, I know she is at home always and I've lot of chances to cheat on her, however I have not done it yet

I am really in a shitty situation and I came here to hear some thoughts about it and maybe some of you guys had a similar problem and can help me out. We have about a year and some playing the game.

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Poznam jedan takav par,kupio on sebi i njoj wow, zive u dva razlicita grada, i kad se vide,zajedno igraju wow.prelose.

O.o...neke zene se malo zalude u wow kao i muskarci jbg XD u warhammeru sam bio u gildi di su cak bili muz i zena a guild leader je bila 40+ godisnja zena XD koja je jos igrala to sa sinom XD

Zar vas to ne pali :D

Radje bi da mi je cura zaljubljena u cosplay a ne wow XD

kako ti cura može bit zaljubljena u cosplay, ajde mi to pls objasni

Znači da se voli oblačiti u anime junake il votevr.

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Izvorno postao KingMortal

Znači da je idiot.

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This.

Lol ne znaci samo anime i te pizdarije..moze biti i kao french maid,nurse i takve stvari..jebo vas anime

Moze da se oblaci i u razne zivotinje, i to je cosplay.

Oh wait...

Mislim da se to sa zivotinjama zove drugacije :yuck:, sad ce se ovo pretvoriti u raspravu o cosplayu a ne o zenama i mmou :D e jbg

Evo vam vraćanje na temu 8)
Osoba koja krene igra MMORPG treba preuzeti potpunu odgovornost za sve posljedice, uključujući i ljubavni život...
Ako to ne shvaća...NE treba igrati
ILI
ako to shvaća, NE treba igrati :rotfl:

Ne, šalim se za ovo NE,
ali stvar je jednostavna, zašto igrate MMORPG?

Nek strga Cd i zbriše WoW kad nije ženska na laptpu, pretpostavljam da su vrlo male šanse da ga instalira, doduše onda mu ona postaje prijetnja njegovom životu ali otom potom.

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Izvorno postao hrčak

Nek strga Cd i zbriše WoW kad nije ženska na laptpu, pretpostavljam da su vrlo male šanse da ga instalira, doduše onda mu ona postaje prijetnja njegovom životu ali otom potom.

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Oh, Jebus, ne :o
Ako igra WoW, nek ne bude sa ženom koja ima također i STVARNI život jednako dinamičan

(p.s. žena sam)

Ja bih voli da mi pojasniš kaj si napisala jer ne shvaćam ovo baš najbolje.

Trebas imati ucestale kontakte sa zenama da bi shvatio

Ja bih samo voli da ubaci možda pokoju riječ u rečenicu i ako može promjeni raspored jer je rečenica nejasna.

Pitaj što te zanima konkretno?
Htjela sam reći da žena koja ne igra igre takvog tipa (poput mene),
voli raditi puno različitih stvari i UZ TO je u vezi sa mmorpg gamerom,
često ima poteškoća shvatiti kako je njemu zanimljiviji njegov šareni WoW lik nego onaj koji njen dečko vodi BEZ NJE

hm...kužiš?

Da, fala na smislenom odgovoru.

Dobro,
samo ti sebi nađi smisao koji ti je potreban :thumbs2:

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Izvorno postao Dania

često ima poteškoća shvatiti kako je njemu zanimljiviji njegov šareni WoW lik nego onaj koji njen dečko vodi BEZ NJE

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Ja ili sam nešto spor danas ujutro ili te molim da preformuliraš ovu rečenicu budući da ključni dio izgleda nedostaje.

Shvatljiva je rečenica, samo fali par zamjenica :D

Ako je liku stalo do nje onda bi se trebao potruditi i pomoći joj, a ako mu i nije toliko stalo onda bi je trebao ostaviti, po napisanom tekstu stalo mu je ali vjerovatno nedovoljno

on joj pokušava pomoč, zar nije pito kak joj pomoći na tom nekom forumu?

i da od svih igara igra WoW, loša žena, ja bi tražio rastavu

Da sta ne igra warhammer :D (nije sarkazam)

sign :D

Nisam nikad imao ženu ni curu niti me zanimaju OĆU TRENIRAT I IGRAT

EDIT: Imam Fleshlight.

http://wow.stratics.com/content/feature ... /marriage/

LOL!

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Izvorno postao hrčak

Nek strga Cd i zbriše WoW kad nije ženska na laptpu, pretpostavljam da su vrlo male šanse da ga instalira, doduše onda mu ona postaje prijetnja njegovom životu ali otom potom.

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Bilo ko + MMORPG = epic fail !

Retard, samo pošalje mail blizzu da mu vrati lika.

Zena + MMORPG = epic fail!

I'm offended.

Zašt'?

Ne stigne obavljat kućanske poslove...

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Izvorno postao Maja

Zena + MMORPG = epic fail!

I'm offended.

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Nabavi si Star Wars: TOR kad dodje pa se dokazi :D

nikad nisam kuzio sta je ljudima zabavno u tom WoWu... igrao sam i na orginalu i na privatnim serverima i fakat je naporan.

to i je.

Uh, nemojte, imam toliko protiv Wowa da se nekad uplašim sama sebe od toliko gnjeva koje držim u sebi haha :D

meni je wow totalno bezveze ali boli me kurac za njega kao takvog.

najveci mi je problem sto zbog wowa nebudem vidio warcraft 4 - prolly nikad. :(

Previse su lore unistili pa nemaju materijala za nastavak

Jedini ljudi koje mrzim više od onih koji stalno pričaju o WoWu su oni koji stalno pljuju po WoWu.

Hihihi, paradoks