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TaKe
18-03-2007, 13:00
Da se ne zamaramo temom "Što je bilo prvo, jaje il' kokoš"; da bi onda neki pametnjaković (čitaj TaKe) naveo neke statisticke i naucne podatke kojim jaje pobjedjue u ovom sporu....mislim da bi se trebali zabaviti zanimljivijim pitanjem....



ZAŠTO JE PILE PREŠLO CESTU?


Odgovori slijede od slijedecih:

UCITELJICA
Da predje na drugu stranu.

PLATON
Za vise dobro.

ARISTOTEL
U prirodi je piladi da prelaze cestu.

KARL MARX
To je povijesna neizbjeznost.

SADDAM HUSSEIN
To je bio izprovocirani cin pobune i sasvim opravdano smo ispustili 50
tona bojnih otrova na njega.

HIPOKRAT
Zbog suvise ravnodusnosti u gusteraci.

MARTIN LUTHER KING
Imam viziju svijeta u kojem ce svi pilici slobodno prelaziti ceste, a da
se njihovi motivi ne dovode u pitanje.


MOJSIJE
Bog sidje s neba i rece piletu "Ti ces prelaziti ceste!"

FOX MULDER
Vidjeli ste da prelazi svojim vlastitim ocima. Koliko jos pilica mora
prijeci cestu da bi povjerovali?

RICHARD NIXON
Pile nije preslo cestu. Ponavljam, pile NIJE preslo cestu.

MACCHIAVELI
Poanta je da je pile preslo cestu i to opravdava svaki motiv koji je
imalo.

JERRY SEINFELD
Zasto itko prelazi cestu? Zasto se netko ne zapita na kraju krajeva zasto
se pile uopce vrzmalo tuda!

FREUD
Sama cinjenica da vas interesira zasto je pile preslo cestu, otkriva vasu
seksualnu nesigurnost.

CARLOS WESTENDORP
To je jedini put koje pile moze preci uzimajuci u obzir Daytonski
sporazum.

BILL GATES
Upravo smo izdali novi Pile2000, koji ne samo da ce prelaziti ceste, nego
ce lezati na vasim podacima i cuvati ih.

OLIVER STONE
Pitanje nije zasto je pile preslo cestu, nego tko je presao dok smo mi
bili zaokupljeni piletom.

CHARLES DARWIN
To je bio logicni korak nakon silaska sa drveta.

ALBERT EINSTEIN
Da li je pile preslo cestu, ili se cesta pomicala ispod pileta zavisi od
vaseg polozaja u referentom sistemu.

BUDDHA
Postavljanje tog pitanja negira nasu vlastitu pilecu prirodu.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY
Da umre.... Na kisi... Samo...

BILL CLINTON
Ja nisam imao nikakvu nemoralnu vezu sa tim piletom.

ISAAC NEWTON
Pile koje se nalazi u stanju mirovanja ostat ce na jednom mjestu.
Pile koje se krece u nekom referentnom sistemu prelazit ce ceste.

DARTH VADER
Zato sto nije moglo odoliti moci tamne strane.

KAPETAN KIRK
Ceste... Krajnje granice... Ovo su putnici USS Jajagera. Njihova
petogodisnja misija je da otkriju nove civilizacije i da hrabro odu gdje
ni jedno pile nikada nije otislo.

STALJIN
Ne interesira me... Samo ga uhvatite... Trebaju mi jaja za omlet!!!

SALVADOR DALI
Riba.

RENE DESCARTES
Mislim! Dakle pile postoji!

GROUCHO MARX
Pile? Koje je poanta price? Zasto, ja sam imao ujaka koji je mislio da je pile.
Ujna se zamalo razvela od njega, ali ipak, trebala su nam jaja.

KARL MARX 2
Da pobjegne od burzujske borbe srednje klase.

CAESAR
Da dodje, da vidi, da pobijedi.

ADOLF HITLER
Htjelo je pobjeci od plinske komore.

A STA NAM KAZU KOMPJUTERI

COBOL PILE
0001-PILE-PRELAZI IF NEMA-AUTA-NIGDJE
THEN PERFORM
0010-PREDJI-CESTU VARYING STEPS FROM 1 BY 1 UNTIL NA-DRUGU-STRANU ELSE GO
TO
0001-PILE-PRELAZI

G3 PILE
Prelazi ceste brze nego bilo koje Pentium pile.

INTEL PENTIUM PILE
Pile je preslo cestu 4.9999978 puta.

MICROSOFT PILE (TM)
Vec je na obje strane, i upravo je kupilo cestu.

OS/2 PILE
Pile je preslo cestu u stilu prije par godina, ali to je bilo tako tiho
a niko nije primjetio

PILE 95
Prelazak vidite na mnogo lijepih nacina i sa mnogo razlicitih likova, ali
kada sve to skuhate... opet ima ukus istog pileta....

PILE 98
Uvijek ocekujte nesrecu dok prelazi.

PILE 2000
Ne smijem ni pomisliti....

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hehehe......l00do......

A shto vi mislite, zashto je pile preshlo cestu?

THUNDER_DINIX
18-03-2007, 13:04
fora, di si to nasao?

Ps1ho
18-03-2007, 13:31
Pile je preslo cestu zato da bi se tapirima tresla jajca 9 stupnjeva po Richteru

deterministicki kaos ftw!

The Boz
18-03-2007, 13:33
Ovo sa OS/2 mi je genijalno :D

MindReader
18-03-2007, 13:37
hahaha mislim - dakle pile postoji.. :rotfl:
zakon :pray:

olio
18-03-2007, 13:38
premoćno

Maloki
18-03-2007, 13:39
BILL CLINTON
Ja nisam imao nikakvu nemoralnu vezu sa tim piletom.

:rotfl:

Outmind
18-03-2007, 13:55
Microsoft pile! :pray: :pray: :pray:

Rocchiro
18-03-2007, 14:33
BILL CLINTON :pray:

flander
18-03-2007, 14:40
CAESAR
Da dodje, da vidi, da pobijedi. :pray: :rotfl:

Sonic_Moronic
18-03-2007, 14:52
Haha, ovo je stvarno dobro.

"MARTIN LUTHER KING
Imam viziju svijeta u kojem ce svi pilici slobodno prelaziti ceste, a da
se njihovi motivi ne dovode u pitanje. "

Systematic Reverse
18-03-2007, 14:56
lolčina :rotfl:

MTF*
18-03-2007, 15:13
SALVADOR DALI
Riba.

:rotfl:

FREUD
Sama cinjenica da vas interesira zasto je pile preslo cestu, otkriva vasu
seksualnu nesigurnost.

:rotfl:

Herr Schnitzel
18-03-2007, 15:18
Loodo!
Najbolje mi je od Machiavellija i Muldera... :rotfl:

POSA
18-03-2007, 15:33
ma joj to je staro, al uvijek me groucho nasmije

Ps1ho
18-03-2007, 17:27
jesam ja jedini koji je ovdje dao svoj razlog zas je pile preslo cestu?

Empe Tri
18-03-2007, 17:30
JERRY SEINFELD i STALJIN su mi najkul :pray: :D

EMPETRI
ZASTO..... je pile preslo na drugu stranu..?..?..?..?..?...... ZATO !!!....

olio
18-03-2007, 17:31
Ps1ho
Pile je prešlo cestu jer je psihopat i krenilo je u džihad

RIPtheREAPER
18-03-2007, 17:33
ma uber staro
ali me posteno nasmije
:P

Ps1ho
18-03-2007, 17:39
Ps1ho
Pile je prešlo cestu jer je psihopat i krenilo je u džihad

Da, a krenilo je u džihad zbog surpresije McDonalds lanaca i njihovih McChicken menija nad islamskim Chicken of Alah i Chicken in the desert menija...

Empe Tri
18-03-2007, 17:41
e psiho slalu na stranu, malo pocinjes pretjerivat........

Maloki
18-03-2007, 18:15
Ps1ho
Pile je prešlo cestu jer je psihopat i krenilo je u džihad

Da, a krenilo je u džihad zbog surpresije McDonalds lanaca i njihovih McChicken menija nad islamskim Chicken of Alah i Chicken in the desert menija...

a za sve "Chiken" proizvode se pokazalo da su od puretine

Prince-Artas
18-03-2007, 19:46
dobar je saddam :rotfl:

Kiklop
18-03-2007, 23:12
zbog sira

RIPtheREAPER
18-03-2007, 23:37
da ga zgazi auto na cesti

Helena
18-03-2007, 23:40
Bilo mu dosadno? :o

19-03-2007, 00:04
Ako uzmemo u obzir da je svemir holografske prirode, sve postaje moguće. Možda je pile umjesto te ceste vidjelo rijeku. Ali zapravo, čin pileta, dakle prelazak ceste, je sadržan u svemu. U svakoj kapi vode, u svakom zrncu pjeska... Zapravo, svi pilići koji već jesu, koji već prelaze, i koji će prelaziti ceste su sve, a zapravo nisu ništa.






Mislim da sve pwnam ovime.

Domy
19-03-2007, 00:23
"Why did mister Milo cross the road?

Because his dick got stuck in the chicken!" :rotfl:

Babitz
19-03-2007, 01:16
staro

Jopax
19-03-2007, 17:16
smijesno :rotfl:

Lord Jambrek
19-03-2007, 17:39
Staljin owna.


Pile je prešlo cestu zato jer ni jednom živom biću nije u naravi da stoji na mjestu. Čak ni ljenivcu.

Kaje jaje
19-03-2007, 17:46
:bravo:

Koja si ti carčina :pray: :pray:

(Za crknut od smijeha :hangin: hahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahha)

Babitz
19-03-2007, 17:50
koji los pokusaj sarkazma :pray:

Sonic_Moronic
19-03-2007, 18:28
Ane :pray: (koji loš pokušaj ulizivanja od mene)

ludkopuska
19-03-2007, 19:53
Microsoft pile! :pray: :pray: :pray:

:pray: :pray: :pray: I jos tisucu puta :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Simon the Dreamer
19-03-2007, 21:24
koji los pokusaj sarkazma :pray:
Mislim da to nije bio sarkazam...

pimp
19-03-2007, 21:42
koji los pokusaj sarkazma :pray:
Mislim da to nije bio sarkazam...

ma marijan je cudan , ne vjerujem da se u svom zivotu sreo s sarkazmom

Simon the Dreamer
19-03-2007, 21:44
koji los pokusaj sarkazma :pray:
Mislim da to nije bio sarkazam...

ma marijan je cudan , ne vjerujem da se u svom zivotu sreo s sarkazmom
Marijan ima 11 godina i njegovi su komentari toliko... "ranjivi", da su ga ljudi odavno prestali pwnati, jer jednostavno nije više fora...

Ps1ho
19-03-2007, 22:15
Pustite dijete na miru, vratite se na topik

RIPtheREAPER
19-03-2007, 22:48
Da ga zadesi zla sudba.
:wink:

THUNDER_DINIX
19-03-2007, 22:50
pile je preslo cestu da bi doslo na drugu stranu. naj teorija :pray:

Ps1ho
19-03-2007, 23:35
Al meni nije jasno, koji ku*ac radi pile na cesti?

RIPtheREAPER
19-03-2007, 23:36
Al meni nije jasno, koji ku*ac radi pile na cesti?

Prije bi rekao sto radi na braniku od od golfa...

Ps1ho
19-03-2007, 23:46
...traži mamu

GrannyKiller
20-03-2007, 10:07
da malo osvježimo topic...

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Why did the chicken cross the road?


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Rhapsody: To slay the mighty, great and glorious dragon which honorably bears the unholy symbol of

the five flaming crossed swords!

Hammerfall: To come to the home of the brave!

My Dying Bride: To die alone and embrace the unescapable cold embrace of death on a cold, dark,

misty autumn night… It’s bloodied body is what I cling to…

Iron Maiden: It was afraid of the dark.

Sinergy: It went to the fourth world!

W.A.S.P. : To fuck something.

Manowar: TO FIGHT SIDE BY SIDE WITH THOR’S MIGHTY MINIONS!!! To rock, drink and fuck… AND BE

METALLLLLLLLLLL! If the chicken is not into metal, it is NOT MY FRIEND!

Type O Negative: …

Sentenced: To end its misery.

Lost Horizon: TO ENTER THE KINGDOM OF WILL AND FREE ITSELF FROM ALL CHAINS OF FATE!!!

Satan Panonski: JER JE BILA BLUDNAAAAAAAAAAA I TREBA TRPITI!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Burzum: To KILL THE JEWS!!!

Slayer: TO REFUSE THIS FUCKING RACE, REJECT GOD AND BE BAPTIZED IN BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!

Avantasia: To fly on the wings of destiny!

Korn: To get away from abusive parents.

Children of Bodom: Cuz it got more painful every time it dies…

Annihilator: Chicken isn’t it frightening, chicken aren’t you scarred…?

Korpiklaani: To drink, fight and dance till the morning!

Yngwie: TO UNLEASH THE FOKKIN’ FURY!!!!

Vintersorg: To go TO THE MOUNTAINS

Ozzy: Chicken gather in their masses… just like witches at black masses…

Metallica: To sue the other chicken for crossing his road!

Cradle of Filth: RAAAAA RAAAAAAA GROOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU GREEEEEEEEEEEE CHICKEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Amon Amarth: TO RIDE FOR VENGEANCE, FIGHT FOR HONOUR, GLORY, DIE IN FIRE!

Stratovarius: To hunt high & low!

Sonata Arctica: Chicken, my darling, i’m writing to you, tell me that you still love me, whore…

Helloween: To be friends with the other chicken! WEEEEE! Chicken don’t come easy!

Running wild: ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Misfits: TO RAPE YOUR MOTHER AND KILL YOUR BABY TODAY YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Judas Priest: Wings of steel this chicken, deadly nose this chichken

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Evergrey: It went in search of truth

Kalmah: It went TO THE SWAMP!

Saxon: WAS IT WEARIN’ DENIM, WEARIN’ LEATHER?

Nevermore: Nevermore to lay an egg, the egg collector sang, and it won’t be feeling hollow for so

long..

Madder Mortem: Because that is where forever opens, that is where it falls apart…

System Of A Down: For selfrighteous suicide

Cannibal Corpse: To be slayed, butchered, fucked, raped, strangled, for me to feast on its

intestines!

Symphony X: To unleash the fuyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!

Dream Theater: To look another way and not find it there.

Phatasmagoria: Jer nekoliko prelazaka nije vecnost, probudi se…

Susperia: to enter HOME SWEET HELL!

Immortal: To enter the necrotic frostbitten gates of Blashyrkh… Mighty grim Ravendark…

Impaled Northern Moonforest:

“aagrwwwaehrdfshgrwwwwaeeeeeeerwwwwwweraaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaanhraghthsaghttCghteeeeeHerrrrraaaaaaaaaI II

IIIIICKEEEEEEEEEgrawarereraNNNNNNNNNNNNNN”

Anal Cunt: Chicken’s mom is gay.

Hatebreed: to FACE WHAT CONSUMES IT!!!!!

Temnozor: By fires and murder, the yellow chicken roars…

Bal-Sagoth: To enter the cosmic power in it’s vast void of empty nothingness and swoosh within the

astral forces of the northern something.. BLODU OK JARNA!

HIM: To drink the blood and be killed by its love…

Limp Bizkit: Welcome to da country, punk, take a look around, it’s chicken fuckin’ up ya town…

CHICKEN IS ACROSS DA STREET Y’ALL!

Andromeda: Chicken = 2 Chicken

Bruce Dickinson: He didn’t want to be in a band with an italian drummer. TO THROW ITSELF INTO THE

SEA!

Mayhem/Dark Funeral: To worship satan!

Arch Enemy: It needs your flesh…

Gamma Ray: YOU-EVIL-FARMERS! YOU’LL NEVER TAKE CONTROL! YOU CAN TAKE IT’S LAID EGGS, BUT YOU CAN’T

BREAK ITS SOUL! ONE DAY IT SHALL BE FREE!

Joe Satriani: “tiruli triruliliruliiiiiiiiiiiiii ChchchchchchtrilululilialuariaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

eeeeeeeeeeauauauauaua *solo*”

Dimmu Borgir: Chicken is war, chicken is pain, chicken is all you’ve ever slain, he is tears in your

eyes, he’s the bringer of the blight…

Cruachan: It’s on the rocky road to Dublin!

Impaled Nazarene: Chicken has crossed the via dolorosa with zero tolerance. The absence of eggs does

not mean peace!

Grave Digger: Chickenheart! almighty king, freedom it’ll bring! *bagpipes* *krijeeesht*

Pantera: To cross the cemetary gates…

Queen: The chicken must go on! Fat bottomed chicken make the rockin’ world go round!

Led Zeppelin: To be a rock and not to roll…

Sirenia: It was at sixes and sevens.

Blind Guardian: ACROSS THE STREET IT WILL BELIEVE (back vokal: ACROSS THE STREET IT WILL BE FREE!)

Nargaroth: CHICKEN IST KRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG!

Venom: Chicken is in league with Satan!

King Diamond: Oh poor little chicken, it doesn’t know what it got itself into…

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEHEHEHEHehehehehehehahahaha!!!

Turbonegro: Chicken’s got erection.

Nokturnal Mortum: IN THE NAME OF ARYAN PRIDE!

Iced Earth: Saviour to his own, chicken to some, chickenkind falls, something wicked comes!

Demons & Wizards: He went to fiddle on the green.

Undercode: To raise his wings, cuz he knows who he is!

Finntroll: Han for ivg med sina trollvnner fr att slakta nagra kristna!!

Crown of Thorns: because of good and evil

Morbid Angel: it found Gateway to Annihilation

Deicide: to fuck your God!

Kataklysm: it followed the Awakener

Pestilence: it was leaving Land of Tears

Nocturnus: because otherwise it will die by the Sign of the Key

Siebenbürgen: To run away from the Father Of All Lies

Rammstein: We’re all living in America, America, ist wunderbar…

Disturbed: He had ‘the sickness’

Nightwish: to dress in white and search the sea…

McPingvin_v2.0
20-03-2007, 10:15
Sonata Arctica: Chicken, my darling, i’m writing to you, tell me that you still love me, whore…
Rammstein: We’re all living in America, America, ist wunderbar…
Led Zeppelin: To be a rock and not to roll…
Joe Satriani: “tiruli triruliliruliiiiiiiiiiiiii ChchchchchchtrilululilialuariaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

eeeeeeeeeeauauauauaua *solo*”
Limp Bizkit: Welcome to da country, punk, take a look around, it’s chicken fuckin’ up ya town…

CHICKEN IS ACROSS DA STREET Y’ALL!
Andromeda: Chicken = 2 Chicken
:pray:




Ali ipak, najbolji je:
Queen: The chicken must go on! Fat bottomed chicken make the rockin’ world go round!
:pray: :pray: :pray:

Shadowhell
20-03-2007, 10:15
E ovo je 10x bolje od prvog.. jebeno

TaKe
20-03-2007, 16:36
WoW pile:
Kak bi napokon dostiglo lvl60:P :twisted:

Babitz
20-03-2007, 16:46
zas ste svi morali sjebat inace dobar vic?

Nightyx
20-03-2007, 17:25
CAESAR
Da dodje, da vidi, da pobijedi. :pray: :rotfl:

i meni je to najače :pray:

POSA
20-03-2007, 17:49
No, ruku na srce, jel pile uopće mora prijeći cestu?

Ragnar
20-03-2007, 17:50
Možda se piliću pripišalo, a na drugoj strani ceste hidrant!

Booby
21-03-2007, 11:32
Rhapsody: To slay the mighty, great and glorious dragon which honorably bears the unholy symbol of the five flaming crossed swords!

Cradle of Filth: RAAAAA RAAAAAAA GROOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU GREEEEEEEEEEEE CHICKEEEEEEEEEEEEEN GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Helena
21-03-2007, 15:45
Možda se piliću pripišalo, a na drugoj strani ceste hidrant!

Pa to je picek, a ne cucak!!! :o

Ragnar
21-03-2007, 17:34
Možda se piliću pripišalo, a na drugoj strani ceste hidrant!

Pa to je picek, a ne cucak!!! :o

Pa kaj ti nisi nikad vidjela kako piceki pišaju :?

GrannyKiller
21-03-2007, 18:38
Možda se piliću pripišalo, a na drugoj strani ceste hidrant!

Pa to je picek, a ne cucak!!! :o

Pa kaj ti nisi nikad vidjela kako piceki pišaju :?

nismo! :shock: prosvijetli nas....