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Babitz
15-01-2007, 10:32
evo za sve vas lamere koji misle da su im jutub i slični filmeki smiješni pa od njih imam suicidalne tendencije jer sam potrošio previše prometa

ovo je t3h humor (http://www.adamchance.com/funny.htm)

bloodninja, jedan jedini :pray:


znam da je većina vjerojatno ovo vidla, al ima onih koji nisu
FirstBorN
15-01-2007, 11:15
evo za sve vas lamere koji misle da su im jutub i slični filmeki smiješni pa od njih imam suicidalne tendencije jer sam potrošio previše prometa

ovo je t3h humor (http://www.adamchance.com/funny.htm)

bloodninja, jedan jedini :pray:


znam da je većina vjerojatno ovo vidla, al ima onih koji nisu

:yuck: nemoj govoriti da na you tubu nema smijesnih filmica...sad ce ti reda radi pola njih ostaviti ovake smajlije :pray: :rotfl: ali ovaj bloodninja je sranje
The Boz
15-01-2007, 12:06
Ja bi htio bnja majicu :D Lik je legenda.
T.N.T.
15-01-2007, 13:01
ane nije car... :pray:
HARRRRR :pray:



btw, gleda tko od vas salto?

i da li smatrate te iste filmiće smiješnima?
Tri66a
15-01-2007, 15:49
evo za sve vas lamere koji misle da su im jutub i slični filmeki smiješni pa od njih imam suicidalne tendencije jer sam potrošio previše prometa

ovo je t3h humor (http://www.adamchance.com/funny.htm)

bloodninja, jedan jedini :pray:


znam da je većina vjerojatno ovo vidla, al ima onih koji nisu
Skoro sam umro od smijeha kada sam čitao ovo sa nosorogom :rotfl: :rotfl:
Sonic_Moronic
15-01-2007, 18:43
Hehe nije loše.
Neven <R>
15-01-2007, 18:45
Staro ali dobro ovako nešto se isplati pročitati ponovno s vremena na vrijeme.
Systematic Reverse
15-01-2007, 19:24
ane nije car... :pray:
HARRRRR :pray:



btw, gleda tko od vas salto?

i da li smatrate te iste filmiće smiješnima?

Meni je salto smijesan ali ne zato sto je to smjesno nego zato sto su mi ljudi sa njega smjesni sami po sebi ako kuzis sta hocu reci,,,
Fenrir
15-01-2007, 20:21
Girl: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
Boy: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....

:rotfl: :rotfl:

Koji luđak, lol, prejebeno!!
Babitz
15-01-2007, 21:02
:yuck: nemoj govoriti da na you tubu nema smijesnih filmica...

ima
al ne na ovom forumu
Kron
15-01-2007, 21:12
dobro....ali ne kao jutub
POSA
15-01-2007, 21:41
dobar je lik
T.N.T.
15-01-2007, 21:49
dobro....ali ne kao jutubdobraa... :pray:
Ps1ho
15-01-2007, 22:05
''You are my dick puppet. I put on a little play.'' :rotfl: PREDOBRO!!!
T.N.T.
15-01-2007, 23:04
ali zadnji je definitivno najbolji... :pray:


Boy: I turn you around to lick your asshole.
Boy: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
Boy: I see shit nuggets hanging from the hair around your asshole.
Girl: WTF?!?!?
Boy: They stink really bad.
Girl: OMG STOP!!!
Boy: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
Boy: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
Boy: I ram it up your ass.
Girl: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!
Boy: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
Boy: And turn you into a fucking candy apple...
Boy: I kick you in the face!
Girl: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!!
Boy: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...
Boy: Your parrot flys away.
Boy: ...going limp again.
Boy: Hello?
Boy: Say it!
Boy: HAARRRRRR!!!!!

:pray:
Pilip
15-01-2007, 23:19
dobro....ali ne kao jutub

:rotfl:

King jesi se pitao dal zna ko engleski od ovih tu?
King tiger
15-01-2007, 23:25
Bloodninja:I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door.... S:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :pray:



Partner6: So you're really a 18 yr old girl right?
J-Dogg: Yeah, J for Julie.
Partner6: So whats with the "Dogg"
J-Dogg: Uh, It's cause I'm into the latina gangs and shit. You know, rollin with tha homies and shit.
Partner6: Oh, uh ok thats cool. So you ever seen a gun?
J-Dogg: Yeah like I got 6 guns.
Partner6: Thats cool, so you wanna see my gun?
J-Dogg: hehe, of course baby.
Partner6: I pull off my pants and show you my "gun".
J-Dogg: Ohh, it's so big.
Partner6: Yeah, what you want to do?
J-Dogg: Umm, i guess stroke it or something.
Partner6: It likes that.
J-Dogg: aight.
Partner6: Keep talking to me baby...
J-Dogg: I kiss you on the mouth, hard, but then gently.
Partner6: Mmmm, daddy like.
J-Dogg: I unzip my pants...
Partner6: Yes, show me what you got.
J-Dogg: I pull out my schlong, and rub it on your breasts...
Partner6: WTF?!
J-Dogg: Oh shit, I meant, your schlong! your schlong!
Partner6: I've had it with you queers trying to cyber me, I only fuck women...
J-Dogg: Shit just don't shoot me man, I wasn't serious about the guns I have, I'm unarmed!
Partner6: You dipshit.
J-Dogg: I whimper to myself...
J-Dogg: please don't shoot me Mr.

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Empe Tri
15-01-2007, 23:28
1, put lool :rotfl:


bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?S

2. put looolchina :D :rotfl: :pray:


BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

lik je legenda :D
Ementaler
16-01-2007, 00:54
Zadnja je definitino najjača :pray:

ako je prco žensku u mozak e

Girl: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
Boy: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....

...

Girl: I can't believe that cops are after you
Boy: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..

:pray:
Lord Ragnarok
16-01-2007, 10:01
lol, sad treba duuuboko disati da mi se vrati dah.
nosorog rula
Kenyi
16-01-2007, 10:01
lol ovo je za umrijet :rotfl:
Babitz
16-01-2007, 10:45
dobro....ali ne kao jutub

:rotfl:

King jesi se pitao dal zna ko engleski od ovih tu?au :pray:

tu si u pravu


al nego
da bar ima koje novo od bloodninje :(