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reiki_
17-09-2006, 15:26
Budući da mi je dosadno jer kiša-pada-cijeli-goddamn-day-i-ne-da-mi-se-živit donosim vam dašak humora. ovaj topic sam pokrao sa forum.hr-a , jbg.

religions of the world:

TAOISM: shit happens
HINDUISM: this shit happened before
CONFUCIANISM:Confucius sayshit happens
BUDDHISM: if shit happens, it isn't really shit
ZEN: what is the sound of shit happening
ISLAM: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah
JEHOVAH'S WITNESS: knock,knock: shit happens
ATHEISM: there's no shit
AGNOSTICISM: I don't know whether shit happens
PROTESTANTISM: shit won't happen if I work harder
CATHOLICISM: if shit happens, I deserved it
JUDAISM: why does shit always happen to us
revenion
17-09-2006, 15:40
isuseeee...daj neka neko molim vas zakljuca ovu temu obicni spam :o
Bastard
17-09-2006, 15:42
nek je spam ali je smiješno.
reiki_
17-09-2006, 15:45
isuseeee...daj neka neko molim vas zakljuca ovu temu obicni spam :o

volim ovakve tipove , ako ti ne voliš spamanje zašto onda nisi jednostavno poslao pm moderatoru , nego si došao spamati u moj topic???
Shadowhell
17-09-2006, 15:53
hehe, možda je spammer? :P
Fencing_LORD
17-09-2006, 17:15
:pray: :pray: :pray:

fora

@Revenion molim te... Šta se svi vi takvi "bezgrešni" frajeri pravite važni?!?!

NHF :wink:
Rocchiro
17-09-2006, 17:42
JEHOVAH'S WITNESS: knock,knock: shit happens

:rotfl: ovo mi je najjace :pray:
goGAMERo
17-09-2006, 17:49
Do yaya, a ovaj islamski mi je žestok, to je volja alahova! :rotfl:
Lord Myrkul
17-09-2006, 18:12
isuseeee...daj neka neko molim vas zakljuca ovu temu obicni spam :o

volim ovakve tipove , ako ti ne voliš spamanje zašto onda nisi jednostavno poslao pm moderatoru , nego si došao spamati u moj topic???

Haha ownd :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
King tiger
17-09-2006, 18:12
PROTESTANTISM: shit won't happen if I work harder S:rotfl: :rotfl:

CATHOLICISM: if shit happens, I deserved it S:rotfl:

HINDUISM: this shit happened before pola rofl-a
WhiteWolf
17-09-2006, 18:23
Good point with Judaism. :D
g@mer4life
17-09-2006, 18:25
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: hehehhehehehehhe..smješno do bola
Prince-Artas
17-09-2006, 18:52
:rotfl: :rotfl: :pray:
WEASEL
17-09-2006, 18:54
jehovini svjedoci :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
T.N.T.
17-09-2006, 19:01
ali sve je istinito, kaj ne?
Wizard
17-09-2006, 19:02
Ludo do jaja, mocno, ono za jehovine svjedoke :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
sexy peace
17-09-2006, 19:34
isuseeee...daj neka neko molim vas zakljuca ovu temu obicni spam :o

volim ovakve tipove , ako ti ne voliš spamanje zašto onda nisi jednostavno poslao pm moderatoru , nego si došao spamati u moj topic???

Da upravo tako sta tebe briga sta je spam a sta nije nisi mod i muci ako ti se ne sviđa ne ulazi ode i nečitaj.
Dampyr
17-09-2006, 19:55
neznam zakaj nisi cijeli stavio ali evo:

Taoism: Shit happens.
Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens."
Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not.
Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of shit happening?
Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Islam #2: If shit happens, kill the person responsible.
Islam #3: If shit happens, blame Israel.
Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.
Presbyterian: This shit was bound to happen.
Episcopalian: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it.
Methodist: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it.
Congregationalist: Shit that happens to one person is just as good as shit that happens to another.
Unitarian: Shit that happens to one person is just as bad as shit that happens to another.
Lutheran: If shit happens, don't talk about it.
Fundamentalism: If shit happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (Amen!)
Fundamentalism #2: If shit happens to a televangelist, it's okay.
Fundamentalism #3: Shit must be born again.
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work.
Seventh Day Adventism: No shit shall happen on Saturday.
Creationism: God made all shit.
Secular Humanism: Shit evolves.
Christian Science: When shit happens, don't call a doctor - pray!
Christian Science #2: Shit happening is all in your mind.
Unitarianism: Come let us reason together about this shit.
Quakers: Let us not fight over this shit.
Utopianism: This shit does not stink.
Darwinism: This shit was once food.
Capitalism: That's MY shit.
Communism: It's everybody's shit.
Feminism: Men are shit.
Chauvinism: We may be shit, but you can't live without us...
Commercialism: Let's package this shit.
Impressionism: From a distance, shit looks like a garden.
Idolism: Let's bronze this shit.
Existentialism: Shit doesn't happen; shit IS.
Existentialism #2: What is shit, anyway?
Stoicism: This shit is good for me.
Hedonism: There is nothing like a good shit happening!
Mormonism: God sent us this shit.
Mormonism #2: This shit is going to happen again.
Wiccan: An it harm none, let shit happen.
Scientology: If shit happens, see "Dianetics", p.157.
Jehovah's Witnesses: >Knock< >Knock< Shit happens.
Jehovah's Witnesses #2: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our shit?
Jehovah's Witnesses #3: Shit has been prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its happening.
Moonies: Only really happy shit happens.
Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!
Zoroastrianism: Shit happens half on the time.
Church of SubGenius: BoB shits.
Practical: Deal with shit one day at a time.
Agnostic: Shit might have happened; then again, maybe not.
Agnostic #2: Did someone shit?
Agnostic #3: What is this shit?
Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS.S
Atheism: What shit?
Atheism #2: I can't believe this shit!
Nihilism: No shit.
POSA
17-09-2006, 20:13
ha, dobro je
olio
17-09-2006, 20:20
zakon je :pray:
Babitz
17-09-2006, 20:22
ne da mi se čitat
al ovo na prvoj strani je bezveze
Tri66a
18-09-2006, 10:53
Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama.
U biti to bi trebalo ići: Shit happens,rama rama ding-ding.
King tiger
18-09-2006, 10:55
Treba jos dodat:Judaism:If shit happens, lets sell it :D :D
Fencing_LORD
18-09-2006, 13:33
MA SMIJEŠNO JE DO BOLI
unknown
18-09-2006, 16:36
smješno
Babitz
18-09-2006, 16:38
sad sm sve pročitao
bezveze
reiki_
18-09-2006, 18:30
sad sm sve pročitao
bezveze

A baš si mr. sarcasm.
Babitz
18-09-2006, 18:31
sad sm sve pročitao
bezveze

A baš si mr. sarcasm.anehttp://cro-gaming.com/forum/Smileys/Alpha/dancing.gif
T.N.T.
18-09-2006, 18:32
sad sm sve pročitao
bezveze

A baš si mr. sarcasm.anehttp://cro-gaming.com/forum/Smileys/Alpha/dancing.gifa kako i nebi...http://cro-gaming.com/forum/Smileys/Alpha/dancing.gif
King tiger
18-09-2006, 18:41
i ja kazem http://cro-gaming.com/forum/Smileys/Alpha/dancing.gif
g@mer4life
18-09-2006, 19:33
ode još jedan topic u http://cro-gaming.com/forum/Smileys/Alpha/dancing.gif



uskoro će se forum zvati http://cro-gaming.com/forum/Smileys/Alpha/dancing.gifSforum :rotfl: :rotfl:
Bastard
18-09-2006, 19:46
a da umjesto lockanja ovu temu koristimo za postanje šala i slika zbog kojih ne vrijedi otvarati novu. evo ja sam jučer vidi vanzemaljce i uslikao sam ih evo slika (http://www.kras.hr/aslike/proizvodi/67.jpg).
revenion
18-09-2006, 22:09
ja sam sa lockanje mislim je smijesno ali nema nikakve svrhe samo spammamo a na kraju bu se wiking ili iggy (sad i wedran pojavili) i napravili bu ju zimsko ciscenje ovakvih tema :killyou: :killyou: :killyou:
Systematic Reverse
18-09-2006, 22:46
Inače prwi post od reikia owdje mi je zakon. Ako ga se još ko sjeća... Banane če wladati forumom ako nastawite...
Fencing_LORD
19-09-2006, 18:25
sra*je se dešava http://cro-gaming.com/forum/Smileys/Alpha/dancing.gifSforum
Kron
20-09-2006, 10:19
lol, jehova's wittnes najluđi
Sonic_Moronic
20-09-2006, 12:25
isuseeee...daj neka neko molim vas zakljuca ovu temu obicni spam :o

volim ovakve tipove , ako ti ne voliš spamanje zašto onda nisi jednostavno poslao pm moderatoru , nego si došao spamati u moj topic???

IgGy je lijepo rekao da im ne šalju pm zbog takih stvari 8)