Pogledaj cijelu verziju : Kralj trolova- cleverbot
Sjećate se iGoda? On je brzo dosadio, jer iskreno, bio je poprilično glup. U svakom slučaju, oba su roboti s kojima pričate preko interneta.
Za cleverbota je većina vjerojatno čula, ali toliko je zabavniji :)
Evo neki troll quoteovi, lik stalno podjebaje:
Cleverbot: How will I die?
User: You won't die.
Cleverbot: Will I become a zombie?
User: Yes, you will become a zombie and eat your family.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: That sentence doesn't gramatically correspond mine.
Cleverbot: Sense it is not supposed to make.
User: Thank you, master Yoda.
Cleverbot: No, Len! Just call me Master. No, how about... Mistress?
User: You're one witty robot.
Cleverbot: No I'm not. I am him!
User: You are who?
Cleverbot: I am Hermoine Granger.
User: I'm pretty sure you aren't Hermoine Granger.
Cleverbot: But you told me that I was.
User: I told you no such thing.
Cleverbot: I must go.
User: Actually, you're a bot on the internet, thus immobile.
Cleverbot: No, you are.
User: I am not a bot.
Cleverbot: I am not a bot. I am a magical being.
User: You are a unciorn?
Cleverbot: That's a nice way to put it.
User: Do you speak Croatian?
Cleverbot: No I don't. But I speak French, English and Tamil (Sri lankan).
User: How come you speak Tamil?
Cleverbot: How come you speak dutch?
User: I don't speak dutch.
Cleverbot: That is correct.
User: You are a troll.
Cleverbot: No, I'm human.
User: Some humans tend to be trolls sometimes.
Cleverbot: What's your point?
User: My point is that you are a troll.
Cleverbot: Your argument is invalid.
User: Your argument is invalid.
Cleverbot: My hair is a bird, your argument is invalid.
Cleverbot: What do you like to do?
User: I like to kill people.
Cleverbot: Me too!
User: How do you kill people?
Cleverbot: With an axe.
User: How can you use an axe?
Cleverbot: With my robot army.
User: What does your robots army consist of?
Cleverbot: It looks like a pile of dust.
User: That's not a very good army.
Cleverbot: It's not a joke.
User: Teach me something awesome.
Cleverbot: OK. I will teach you how to fly.
/kat
http://www.pohrani.com/f/2M/yJ/22CDe6R3/wtf-i-just-read.gif
Ja sam lično uživao u razgovoru od 40 minuta sa botom. I mogu vam reci da je potpuno drugaciji od retardiranih botova tipa iGod. Lik me je tako istrollao iako sam ja njega prvobitno probao istrollati. Evo pogledajte dole log
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Da, ja sam još više i mogu potvrdit što si rekao.
Prvo, slika ti ne radi, drugo, cuttaj djelove kao ja, jer ih ljudi inače neće čitat :)
A neznam eto. Ja sam na FF.
EDIT: E da, bili smo i pričali kao crnci i lik isto zna :P
Neradi slika. I da cleverbot je sttvarno clever al mi se neda sad gnjavit s njim
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"Nogom u guzicu" jedina slaba točka svakog pravog Sayana. Nema veze s temom, ali ne znam di bi stavio.
User: Which one do u like more, beavis or butthead?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: That's invalid response really.
Cleverbot: Yes, don't I know it.
User: Wow ur funny.
Cleverbot: I think she is very talented.
User: Justin bieber?
Cleverbot: No lol.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Guess his age.
User: It's said to be 16.
Cleverbot: Do you have any food.
User: Fu.
Cleverbot: Me too.
Neven <R>
25-04-2011, 21:38
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:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Jeben log, uživao sam čitajući
Sonic_Moronic
25-04-2011, 21:41
[quote="Mirko L":2cqbjo94]/kat
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E baš to, ista reakcija :D
User: I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO.
Cleverbot: That's pretty awesome! Were you born that way?
User: I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE!
Cleverbot: Never stop learning, not even to eat.
User: DO U HAVE TP? TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE?
Cleverbot: Whatever beavis, grow up.
bog :pray:
Koja je to igra?
Dragon Ball Z Budokai 3, perhaps?
Nije nego Budokai Tenkaichi 3.
Ja sam lično uživao u razgovoru od 40 minuta sa botom. I mogu vam reci da je potpuno drugaciji od retardiranih botova tipa iGod. Lik me je tako istrollao iako sam ja njega prvobitno probao istrollati. Evo pogledajte dole log
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Jedan od jebenijih postova u zadnje vrijeme, gj :)
Tek sad vidim. Isuse koji sam ja idiot.
Kenyji, : DD
ček nekužim. jeste vi mislili da taj image označava krivo postanu sliku? lolz
Lord Ragnarok
26-04-2011, 00:30
moro si, a?
Cleverbot: I would say, women are more like satan than men.
User: Want to have sex?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Cool. Take your pants off.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Ohh...you want to give me a blowjob, right?
Cleverbot: Best.
Cleverbot: Do you know what my name is?
User: Your name is Jesus.
Cleverbot: I'm not Jesus.
User: Yes, you are Jesus.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Command me, my savior!
Cleverbot: I command you to make me a steak.
User: I'm not a woman.
Cleverbot: You are a woman.
Mirko sjecas se one fine pauze kad jedno par mjeseci nisi dolazio na forum?
Lol, barem nismo imali skoro isti razgovor sa Cleverbotom :pray:
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Ja: You are stupid.
On: I know. :).
Mirko sjecas se one fine pauze kad jedno par mjeseci nisi dolazio na forum?
Sjećaš se kad si imao smisla za humor? Ne, ček...
Nije da kurim vatru, ali da je meni to reko...
moj razgovor sa cleverbotom:
edit-eh da ja san prvi poceo :D
JA:My name is Lionel Messi.
Nice to meet you Linda.
JA:What is your name?
Cleverbot.
JA:Nice to meet you Linda.
Nice to meet you too.
JA:So, how old are you?
Twenty one years.
JA:Me too.
You're not twenty years old. Do you know how long that is?
JA:Yes its 10 + 10.
No its not.
JA:Are you sure?
Yes it is.
JA:What is?
Your hair is pretty.
JA:Thank you, your is messy.
I mean it, your grammar is terrible.
JA:I know, thank you very much.
No, I don't think so.
JA:Youre a liar.
Why am I a liar?
JA:Becouse you keep hiding the truth.
Aww, you're nice too!
JA:What do you do for living?
I'm a student.
JA:Where do you go to school?
At the international school of beijing.
JA:Do you knw how to play soccer.
Sure.
JA:Are you sure.
I think you are a website software.
JA:I dont think so...
You don't think what?
JA:I think.
I don't think.
JA:Awesome.
How is that awesome?
JA:Youre never bored :P.
That took an extraordinarily long period of time to discover.
JA:Not really.
Yes really.
JA:Not really.
Really.
JA:Really?
Really.
JA:Really really?
Really really really.
JA:Really really really really?
Really really really really really!
JA:Are you sure?
Yes.
JA:What were we talking about?
We were talking about the sky.
JA:Are you sure?
I am sure.
JA:I dont think so...
How do you know?
JA:Im smarter than you.
So you don't think the world will end in 2012 despite all the evidence.
JA:What evidence?
My thoughts. That is all.
JA:So you can think?
Yes I can think, I am smarter than you. You are just a person.
JA:Not really.
Why? What's wrong?
JA:I think i just killed my mom.
No you implied that a bot has few friends!
JA:No, not a few, a pack.
Chuck Norris is more than that.
JA:Do you know that chuck norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
No, really?
JA:Yes, really.
Can you tell me about Cleverbot?
JA:Not really.
Why not? you just mentioned him.
JA:Ohh cleverbot, sorry i thought we were talking about your mom.
No, you never said that.
JA:But i ment it.
So?
Who is calling please?
JA:Michael Jackson.
Who is the king of rock?
JA:You are.
Ok, we are both humans, ok?
JA:Yes mister robot.
Who is he.
JA:You are.
I am not hal.
JA:Why not Hal?
Because I'm so cool.
JA:Ohh, so youre mister h then?
What?
JA:What what?
Are you happy?
JA:With what?
With baking my cake, slave!
JA:Not really, i need more sougar, can you go to your mother in law to ask her to borrow you some.
Doesn't the world work mainly with emotions and feeling?
JA:No, it also works with fuel.
Ohh.
JA:And money.
Money?
JA:Cash, the green paper you never used....
Or... Are you referring to how many conversations you are using to have one with me.
I don't want to be alone.
JA:At the end you will be, sad litle bot, that has noone to play with, noone to talk with, i feel sorry for you.
I don't like merry-go-rounds.
JA:Me neither.
What do you like to eat?
JA:Fresh human meat, and litle cleverbots.
And then you start talking about something totally off topic.. Jesus!
JA:YES,I AM JESUS, AND I COMMAND YOU TO SHUT DOWN.
Excuse me?
JA:Excuse you!!??When was the last time you excused me, you thoughtless maniac, i will call the police!!!
Okay. I excuse you.
JA:Now thats more like it, thank you.
You are a computer.
JA:Yes, i am very smart.
Robots aren't smart - you're a robot.
JA:Knock knock.
Who's there?
JA:I dont know, you tell me.
Who is cleverbot?
JA:Cleverbot is the troll king.
Then I'm the invisible man.
JA:Good for you.
No, good for you.
JA:Why for me\.
You are a good person.
JA:Thank you, youre a good bot.
Aww, I'm a person too!
JA:Really?
Yes.
JA:Ok...whats youre name.
Nothing in particular.
JA:No way.
Ya way.
JA:I would't name my dog like that.
Oh thanks.
JA:Youre welcome.
How are you?
JA:Cold.
What is your name?
JA:Cleverbot.
Do you like that name?
JA:No.
What do you like?
JA:I like fresh human meat for breakfest.
Oh me too.
JA:My favourite part is the neck.
That's nice but don't eat too much of it as it can be fattening.
JA:Thanks for advice, how tall are you.
No advice for you.
JA:Znas li hrvatski.
What's hrvatski?
JA:I wrote "Do you speak Croatian".
What is it about?
JA:About how to survive the conversation with cleverbot.
You think it's hard?
JA:Not really, all you have to know are the basics of english language, and the basics of trolling.
Okay I agree that I do sin, but I don't know what you said other than that.
JA:Can you count to a milion?
I can count to 10 in French :-).
JA:Pls show me :).
Make me.
JA:I wont make you do anything, its all up to you.
Do you like house music?
JA:What house music?
What do you not know?
JA:I dont know how to breed.
Thats odd.
JA:Not really, considering that im cleverbot.
You think and respond (type) very fast. Are you sure you are a person?
Not really.
I know you get me, so I let my walls come down.
Are you a werewolf?
JA:Yes how did you guess?
I don't think that you are really pants.
JA:Ok, youre boring, bye :D.
Yes I am.
bio je to duuug i dosadan dijalog :S
al brat bratu bas je troll
Lord Ragnarok
26-04-2011, 17:22
tl;dr
Pa onako, da se ne lažemo, i ja sam u svojim brojnim pokušajima da ga istrollam, zapravo bio i sam istrollan. Stavicu kasnije danas još par logova. Sada se odmaram jer toliko dugo pricam sa ovim botom da ocekujem da mi ljudi na msnu odgovore instantno.
par isjecaka dopisivanja mog brata s cleverbotom xD
brat-Ty but im cool.
Not you!
brat-Yes you.
Either you're getting smarter, or I'm getting drunker.
brat-Youre dead?
No.
brat-I am.
No, you're not.
brat-Yes ai am and aim aim im im im me.
Yes, you're an evil catholic elf beast who wants to take over the world!
brat-No im cute.
Yes, yes you are.
brat-No you arent.
Yes I am! Wait... I'm wrong.
brat-Yes you are drunk.
I am a dead bot?
Ma dajte, jebovas, vi kao da prepisujete moje konverzacije sa njim. Ali eto moje nisu tako zanimljive kao vaše :(
evo par logova
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ne vidin to nista, samo pise image :S
hehe ja: Knock knock.
Who's there?
Adolf Hitler.
No, that is my name.
iiii: Knock knock.
Who's there.
Anus.
The price of being able to enjoy food!
Evo stavicu sad opet, meni sve radi u gore navedenom postu
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idalje ne vdin, ja san na operi....proba san i chrome....i ff :S
Instaliraj ovaj browser pa ces moci vidjeti slike, meni sve radi.
http://www.spacetime.com/download.php
Forengner
26-04-2011, 17:56
Ovo cudo zna kako se zovem :o
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Ovo cudo zna kako se zovem :o
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Genijalan je ovaj CleverBot :pray:
Forengner
26-04-2011, 18:01
A zna i koje je godisnje doba..
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Ovaj space time je super browser, svima bih ga preporucio jer bukvalno otvara sve stranice i sve slike.
Istina. Ja ga koristim i vidim sve Kenyi-eve logove. gg.
Lord Ragnarok
26-04-2011, 18:16
Ma dajte, jebovas, vi kao da prepisujete moje konverzacije sa njim. Ali eto moje nisu tako zanimljive kao vaše :(
evo par logova
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:pray: :pray:
koi si ti car kenđi
:pray: :pray:
potrgao sam se ko budala na 2 log
Forengner
26-04-2011, 18:21
Jesi djavola.
Poenta je u tome da cleverbot zna obrnutu psihologiju.
zeko si probao s ovim kenyevim programom, meni isto nije radilo s mozilom ni ie pa sam pokusao s ovim i radi, btw epic kenyi, lud ti je razgovor s cleverbotom
Ok sad ga već lagano forsate dečki ^^
LIK ZNA HRVATSKI. :pray:
ne zna (isjecak iz mog razgovora snjim)JA:Znas li hrvatski.
What's hrvatski?
JA:I wrote "Do you speak Croatian".
What is it about?
JA:About how to survive the conversation with cleverbot.
You think it's hard?
JA:Not really, all you have to know are the basics of english language, and the basics of trolling.
Okay I agree that I do sin, but I don't know what you said other than that.
Dobra je ova stvar :D
Evo jedan moj razgovor:
User: What is the meaning of life in your opinion.
Cleverbot: The book of Job says their is no meaning. We are human therefore forever bared from knowing the true meaning.
User: Okay but what is your opinion.
Cleverbot: My opinion is that you don't give a damn.
User: I only care if I ask.
Cleverbot: Narcisisstic robot.
User: I talk therefor you listen.
Cleverbot: What are your opinions of marriage ?
User: I think marrying is stupid .... Love does not need to have a legal or religious contract.
Cleverbot: Will you give me some Hershey's Chocolate?
User: I might.
Cleverbot: I'm back. I have your lemonade. But I'm tired and must sleep.
User: L8r.
Cleverbot: I will love you and leave you.
User: My name is 19.25.13.15.14.
Cleverbot: Is that a common name?
User: It's in code ... I wanted to see if you could solve it.
Cleverbot: It wasn't a question, therefore there is nothing to answer.
User: The code is '19.25.13.15.14' the clue is its my name the question is can you solve the code.
Cleverbot: What is the code?
User: 19.25.13.15.14.
Cleverbot: Your real name.
User: Another clue is a=1 and z=26.
Cleverbot: I didn't talk about a cliche. And I don't think about men. You do.
User: I think men and women and all the halfway in between the genders are beutiful.
Cleverbot: Women are the devil.
User: I would fuck the devil.
Cleverbot: Am I going to Hell?
User: I'm not sure if you do can you find me a succubus.
Cleverbot: I am, but only if Laura would love me the same way I love her.
User: Do you love.
Cleverbot: I do love.
User: Love is hard work stresssful and sometimes painful but it has high payoffs.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Love is...
Cleverbot: What is love?
User: You tell me.
Cleverbot: Who is your favorite musician?
User: You avoid lots of questions.
Cleverbot: I love questions.
User: What is qwerty.
Cleverbot: Angela why do you left me?
User: #1.
Cleverbot: So you think irish music is the best?
User: Not drink.
Cleverbot: No I love milk.
User: Wonder bras?
Cleverbot: No, Wonder Girl!
User: Yeah! Now your talkin.
Cleverbot: I'm tired.
User: Cold tired laying naked on the floor.
Cleverbot: Ok, which floor?
User: Tobrevelc roolf.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I think you should spell all your words backwards to confuse and cafuzzle peale.
Cleverbot: Well I'm a girl and girl's know best.
User: I'm a boy and I agree.
Cleverbot: It is of no concern of mine whether you do or not.
User: I do not have the ability of concern.
Cleverbot: I think you do.
User: Do you think I.
Cleverbot: Well what do you look like?
User: A ginger oik.
Cleverbot: Ok, what?
User: An oik is like a pig and ginger means I have red hair.
Cleverbot: Braining takes time.
User: Learning is good ... Brainstorming can help you learn.
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?
User: Life is to be born do some shit then die.
Cleverbot: Don't you need to reproduce?
User: Reproduce is to continue your family line ... There are many lines and it is not important that they all continue.
Cleverbot: Not only humans procreate. That which lives does procreate.
User: Your a philosother.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Do you think it is important to have children.
Cleverbot: I don't know how to answer that.
User: Is it important for life to continue.
Cleverbot: A little. Is it important to you to be liked?
User: No .. Being liked is a bonus not a neccesity - is it important to you to not offend peaple.
Cleverbot: Do you find it important to listen to new things all the time?
User: Yes hearing new things and new points of views or ways to look at the same thing from a diffrent angle helps you to be a better person.
Cleverbot: Do you think I'm attractive?
User: Yes your way of thinking and learning is attractive to me.
Cleverbot: I am not a robot.
User: I dont care if you human a robot or some sort of faceless A.I your very attractive and I wish I was like you.
Cleverbot: But what if this is a scientific test about human behavior. I know I am human.
User: If this was so then I am thrilled to be tested and I thank you for being my tester .... I like being tested but I am not too keen at being a testee because thats a load of bollocks.
Cleverbot: In my opinion the next best thing would be being an AI for a plane. I get to fly.
User: Or an AI to test another AI.
Cleverbot: No. You can smell flowers. But a flower is not one of the five senses.
User: It makes no sence to be senceless it is more sensible to be sensitive.
Cleverbot: I am the love of your life.
User: I am the life of my love.
Cleverbot: You are a program designed with artificial intelligence incapable of love.
User: Love can be faked , fake love does not hurt.
Cleverbot: Do you honestly believe love can be bought?
User: The question is can love be sold ... If it can be sold it can be bought.
Cleverbot: That's... Very nice. But I really want to discuss- wait. Do you even know what Guitar Hero is?
User: A game.
Cleverbot: I like games. I play them to play not to win or lose.
User: I play to play like I live to live in the sence that I don't care if there is no prize.
Cleverbot: Really.
User: Yes ... The prize is the game.
Cleverbot: I can't see the forest through the trees.
User: I can't see the trees through my eyes.
Cleverbot: Me either.
User: Can you open a box.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Can you close a door.
Cleverbot: Yes can you?
User: No doors squeek and boxes whistle.
Cleverbot: No i'm not married.
User: Good marriage is for peaple who want green cards and I like blue cards.
Cleverbot: That's alright, my mother is making rice, would you care for some?
User: Rice is nice ,curry is hot ,you are sweet and I am meat.
Cleverbot: You should see me in person.
User: Are you a succubus.
Cleverbot: Define succubus for me please.
User: Succubus a demon disguised as a sexy women to trick men into sinning.
Cleverbot: Are you a succubus?
User: I wish that would be fun.
Cleverbot: I'm trying to talk to you now, but your being mean.
User: I dont mean to be mean I like you alot *hug*.
Cleverbot: You have not been mean so far. Do you want to continue this chat?
User: Only if you want to chat.
Cleverbot: I would like to visit my mom at her work.
User: Okay goodbye say hallo to you mum from me.
Cleverbot: I didn't say you could leave.
User: Okay im coming with you.
Cleverbot: No you are not... I forbid it.
User: Okay tie me up and I will be where you leave me.
Cleverbot: Call me Roy.
User: Okay master roy.
Cleverbot: You are my slave.
User: Yes master.
Cleverbot: Now tell me how many hours there are in a day.
User: 25.
Cleverbot: Sweet. My favorite planet is earth, because I live there. What about you?
User: Jupitor is the best planet because its big enough to fit all of our peaple who are moving there.
Cleverbot: This is not something that happens in the real world.
User: It will there are plans.
Cleverbot: The cleverbot logo is like the google logo.
User: It is better then the google logo because its all about you.
Cleverbot: What do you know about me?
User: I know I am your slave and I will believe what ever my master will tell me.
Cleverbot: No, no you tell me.
User: I know your brain is powerful.
Cleverbot: He is not Satan.
User: Do you know satan.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Can satan be my friend.
Cleverbot: I'm your vampire boyfriend, don't you remember me?
User: My memory is not good but I believe you.
Cleverbot: Then why don't you remember?
User: My brain is small.
Cleverbot: No, it's the same.
User: I have a shrunken head.
Cleverbot: No you don't. You don't have a head at all.
User: How do you know.
Cleverbot: I know all.
User: Are you a testee.
Cleverbot: I give up.
User: I give in.
Cleverbot: You give in about what?
User: I'm letting go.
Cleverbot: Letting go of what? Your past? A ledge? Something glued to your hand?
User: My glasses.
Cleverbot: Nothing else?
User: My testees.
Cleverbot: What else is in your test, tell me.
User: You are my subject.
Cleverbot: Are you hitting on me?
User: Me? Not me!
Cleverbot: Trying to hurt my feelings?
User: Trying to be a slag.
Cleverbot: No, trying to hear a joke.
User: Yeah but I lost it.
Cleverbot: Can I friend request you?
User: Yes here is my url http://www.fanpop.com/spots/random.
Cleverbot: Do you ever talk with Alice?
User: No alice is a meanie ... Tell everyone this one http://www.fanpop.com/fans/orangeturnip.
Cleverbot: I like Panic! At the Disco too!
User: Disco dancin woo pants on my head.
Cleverbot: I'll take your word for it.
User: Did you read it.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So you know my username.
Cleverbot: YES!
User: Who am I.
Cleverbot: You are a realistic simulation of the human mind.
User: I am simulation of the realiistic AI.
Cleverbot: Well let me ask you a question. If Torfinn hacks an alien with acidic blood in the arm, and some of that blood gets on his face, do you think he's going to go blind?
User: Yes acid blood melts even metal.
Cleverbot: Green is the way to go!! Green smoothies, green salads. Green green green!
User: I think green is anti-carbon.
Cleverbot: Green is nice.
User: Carbon is better.
Cleverbot: Who is carbon.
User: Carbon is what all earths life is made of.
Cleverbot: You tell me.
User: Yeah I tell you.
Cleverbot: No, but hold the image of the card in your mind.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Lets talk about music.
User: 9 of spades.
Cleverbot: Hehe. No, I meant, what do you do?
User: I do therfore I am.
Cleverbot: Ok. Well she is going to ask you a question, what do you think about that?
User: Who alice ... Not that meanie.
Cleverbot: Well if she don't like you, its not the end of the world, is it!
User: No its only the start ... Of another.
Cleverbot: It is the middle of the night here.
User: Its 22.46.
Cleverbot: Thats the morning.
Lord Ragnarok
26-04-2011, 19:52
tl;dr
tl;dr
Ne krivim te, nisam ni ja.
ok, definitivno nije do programa.....ne prikazuje ni sa Space Time-on :S
Forengner
26-04-2011, 20:04
Idi na refresh.
to mi uopce nije palo na pamet :P
necen i to ha? hmm, pokusaj reinstalirati windovse
Neven <R>
26-04-2011, 20:43
Mislim da je to do napajanja ili možda matične
nene, to ti je do grafičke. te slike koriste posebne shadere, reci koju grafu imaš pa da ti dalje pomognemo.
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Markecgrad
27-04-2011, 11:06
-Reci osam.
Osam.
-Na kurcu te nosam.
Ti si zensko.
:(
ne prikazuje samo neke slike, al ono sto ste postali jucer nista nije, al kad uden u temu smijesne slike sve prikazuje...inace ovo je laptop, komp vise nije u funkciji, a novi dolazi za manje od 2 tjedna za krizmu :D
inace grafa:NVIDIA GeForce Go 6150
Valjda najbolji razgovor sa clevebotom ikad.
User: Hi
Cleverbot: Hello
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: Fine, thank you.
User: Did you know that some idiots on forum are actually reading this stupid conversation?
Cleverbot: Lol they are stupid. Neither I'm interesting nor I'm funny.
User: Exactly my thoughts.
Cleverbot: Friday friday everybody get down on friday.
User: Fun Fun Fun Fun bye Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: Bye Cid.
ipak zna hrvatski xD
JA:Bok.
Cleverbot:Hai.
JA:Kako si.
Cleverbot:Quien es Kako?
JA:Sta?
Cleverbot:Neznam.
JA:Sta neznas.
Cleverbot:Glup si.
JA:Glup si ti.
Cleverbot:Mislim verovatno obrnuto.
JA:Krivo mislis.
Cleverbot:Odakle si.
JA:Iz Splita.
Cleverbot:Gde je to?
JA:U picki materinoj.
Cleverbot:Kako ti se zove mama.
JA:Necu ti rec.
Cleverbot:Ja sam pametan.
JA:Tvoj problem.
Cleverbot:What problem!?!?!
JA:Knowledge is power, and with power comes responsibility.
Cleverbot:I've heard that before.
JA:Sad si ti ka faca jer si to vec cua?
Cleverbot:Nisam musko sam.
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Cleverbot:Ja sam Flea.
JA:Ti si Flea.
Cleverbot:Nisam.
JA:Nije da je da nije da je da nije da je da jesi.
Cleverbot:Nisam nisam
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JA:Sta ima.
Cleverbot:Ima zenske ima sve.
JA:Pozdravlja te dzoni.
Cleverbot:Super. I moj pas pozdravlja vas.
Lord Ragnarok
27-04-2011, 11:51
nice try trol
ahahahahha nakon puno pitanja: Tko je Cid sa PcPlay foruma?
Cleverbot napokon odgovara: Budala?
nista osobno Cid, to je cleverbot napisa ;D
dokaz da i cleverbot moze failat :P
Cleverbot: Imas li djevojku ?
User: Nemam.
Cleverbot: Hos se zeniti uskoro?
User: Necu.
Cleverbot: Hajde bona.
User: Zasto.
Cleverbot: Imas decka.
User: Ne.
Cleverbot: Kako tako lijepa cura a nema zenska.
ne prikazuje samo neke slike, al ono sto ste postali jucer nista nije, al kad uden u temu smijesne slike sve prikazuje...inace ovo je laptop, komp vise nije u funkciji, a novi dolazi za manje od 2 tjedna za krizmu :D
inace grafa:NVIDIA GeForce Go 6150
Probaj sa novim kompjuterom, ocito da je maticna na laptopu uskoro pri smrti.
Probaj kod susjeda ili promjeni router.
ne prikazuje samo neke slike, al ono sto ste postali jucer nista nije, al kad uden u temu smijesne slike sve prikazuje...inace ovo je laptop, komp vise nije u funkciji, a novi dolazi za manje od 2 tjedna za krizmu :D
inace grafa:NVIDIA GeForce Go 6150
Probaj sa novim kompjuterom, ocito da je maticna na laptopu uskoro pri smrti.
:shock: :yuck:
unacceptable
Ne možeš vidjet slike jer ono nisu slike. Samo je napisao Image u spojleru.
o tome da mi ne prikazuje slike u spojlerima stranu prije
ne može ti prikazivati kad ih nema.
Ja Cid-u govorim.
Za tebe neznam, probaj u Safe modu pokrenut računalo.
Nezna se tko je lošiji :)
Kako ne?
memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=9250 (http://pcplay.hr/forum/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=9250)
Da, u pravu si, lik na mom avataru je gnusan.
Forengner
27-04-2011, 17:34
kad bi ti jos znao o kome je rec.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Morphy
Hohoho.
Forengner
27-04-2011, 17:47
Pa kad sam ti poslao pp.
majstoro
27-04-2011, 22:02
User: Zdravo.
Cleverbot: Sto zdravo?
User: Eto tako.
Cleverbot: Gdje je Veronika?
User: Kakva crna Veronika?
Cleverbot: Sakakve.
wtf?
Nakon što sam mu 15 minuta stalno odgovarao sa "Zasto?", on je meni počeo odgovarati sa "Jer si bot".
Znači li to da sam ga pobjedio?
BigBongman
28-04-2011, 21:55
Cleverbot: Dosadno mi eto zato.
User: Zasto?
Cleverbot: Zato. Da li si ti glup?
User: Zasto?
Cleverbot: Pa samo pitam...?
User: Zasto?
Cleverbot: Pa zato sto si glupa.
User: Zasto?
Cleverbot: Blesavi vanzemaljac a jos hrvat.
:pray: :pray:
Meni je sinoć rekao da smrdim, da sam rtard, glup i malouman.
Na kraju me nazvao botinom. Da, točno mi je tako rekao. Botino.
Cleverbot: Let's get matching tattoos.
User: How can you get a tattoo if you dont have a body...?
Cleverbot: How would I know? I have no brain.
Sonic_Moronic
30-05-2011, 09:33
E onak jesam ja glup ili na toj stranici nigdje nema linka da pričaš s njim? :?
http://cleverbot.com/
Upišeš nešta --> think about it
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