Pcplayer random encounter

[Sonic_Moronic]

PcPlayer enters the GMK, a dangerous cave filled with trolls and spammers.

Pcplayer encounters a KICO troll!

KICO grins mischievously after bashing him with a whirlwind of badly written posts colored in bright purple.
Pcplayer takes 5 damage and his Dioptrija falls to -1.

Actions:
1) Attempt a Literate Attack
2) Look around the cave for things you can use



Nemam pojma o čemu su te spike sa pc playerom, ali mi se čini kao zgodna ideja za glupavi rp.

[McPingvin_v2.0]

PC Player has been eaten by a grue.

[Sonic_Moronic]

Nitko neće, pa ću ja sam. :(



Pcplayer looks around the cave and finds a pair of Horatio Sunglasses.

After putting them on, he seems to be immune to further Troll attacks. Kico screams in agony and runs off to find a new victim.

Victory!
Pcplayer earns one "YEEAAAAAAAAAH!" shout.

There is a juncture in the cave. To the left is complete darkness, and to the right, faint voices can be heard.

[Kenyi]

Cool story bro

[Kid A]

Lol on i Predo raskinuli pa ne zna kako da se nosi s tim
hence ovakve teme

[Sonic_Moronic]

:bravo:

[Chupacabra]

Left.

[Lord Ragnarok]

right

[Maja]

PcPlayer goes right only to discover swarms of ugly transvestites. He tries to run but there's a Latino hooker guarding the way. 'Hola, chico'. D:
He can either use his jetpack or his breathtaking charm to seduce the 'ladies'.

[Lord Ragnarok]

sacrafices maja

[TeraBajt]

dobro da je ovo na engleskom, jer sam praktički jebeni englez :>

[Lord Ragnarok]

egzaktli aur pojnt of vju

[Herr Schnitzel]

dobro da je ovo na engleskom, jer sam praktički jebeni englez :>
Ovo ono.

[Maja]

:rotfl:

[Sonic_Moronic]

Pcplayer uses the shout.

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

The walls of the cave collide with a loud rumble and he dies a painful, slow death.

[Kid A]

dobro da je ovo na engleskom, jer sam praktički jebeni englez :>
Ovo ono.
razmisljam i sanjam na engleskom svakodnevno~

[MasaKrisT]

a po noci?

[josip_kraš]

Ane.