Najbolja rečenica u povijesti filma

[Đeri]

[quote="Đeri":tq9r0cyd]isse koji ***** ti revievaš topice stalnio? :?

a da ne bude offtopic "Ne seri nindža!" :D
Bravo faco, inače, sam da znaš, leđendo, piše se revive, ne reviev...
I ovo je bio sarkazam, da nebi pomislio da si stvarno faca.[/quote:tq9r0cyd]ne znam engleski :(


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Marš...bobo? :D

[flander]

Marš...bobo? :D[/quote]

yess

[Đeri]

Marš...bobo? :D

yess[/quote]šta ti meni marš!?

[flander]

Marš...bobo? :D

yess[/quote:29smzp7v]šta ti meni marš!?

ti se samo **** u čmar,ja bi nešto novo nešto divlje...
U čmar,slušaj mali....

ma zakon :rotfl:

[Đeri]

Marš...bobo? :D

yessšta ti meni marš!?[/quote:3f2s7d2f]

ti se samo **** u čmar,ja bi nešto novo nešto divlje...
U čmar,slušaj mali....

ma zakon :rotfl:imao sam mnogo žena,ti si mi prvi dečec koji me uzbudio...

[McPingvin_v2.0]

+1
+1 indeed

[W3DR4N]

Okej, katajte krep.

[Đeri]

[quote="Đeri":2jvx3nin]+1
+1 indeed[/quote:2jvx3nin]nabi si u šupak

[Lord Jambrek]

E sjetio se jednog starog stalloneovog filma

rečenica glasi

"STOP, or my mom will shoot"

[Jopax]

E sjetio se jednog starog stalloneovog filma

rečenica glasi

"STOP, or my mom will shoot"
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Dobra ali ima jos bolja iz Team America
"Hey terorist terorise this" bum shotgun u facu

[Tvrtko]

E sjetio se jednog starog stalloneovog filma

rečenica glasi

"STOP, or my mom will shoot"
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Dobra ali ima jos bolja iz Team America
"Hey terorist terorise this" bum shotgun u facu

e ta je do jaja! :D

[NITROS]

evo meni jedna od najboljih

Spock: Live long and prosper.

I ima jedna iz Band Of brothers ono prejebena al se nemogu sjetiti.

[flander]

evo meni jedna od najboljih

Spock: Live long and prosper.

I ima jedna iz Band Of brothers ono prejebena al se nemogu sjetiti.


ma u Band of brothers ima pun klinac dobrih rečenica a pogotovo ona na kraju kad onaj lik čita pismo pa kaže: "Grandpa were you here in the war?-and granpa says:No but i served in company of heroes"-pre hebeno :pray:

[Simon the Dreamer]

I'm invincible!

I onda umre.

Golden Eye - James Bond, neki ruski informatičar..

[M@T3J]

Dobra mi je ona iz kill billa 2

I was a woman, your women. I was a killer, killed for you. But now we have unfinished bussines.

[McPingvin_v2.0]

Well, we'r going to tell you'r mother that we ate it...
Jimmov otac u Američkoj piti.

[NITROS]

evo meni jedna od najboljih

Spock: Live long and prosper.

I ima jedna iz Band Of brothers ono prejebena al se nemogu sjetiti.


ma u Band of brothers ima pun klinac dobrih rečenica a pogotovo ona na kraju kad onaj lik čita pismo pa kaže: "Grandpa were you here in the war?-and granpa says:No but i served in company of heroes"-pre hebeno :pray:

da, e ta. E ja sam kupil collector edition i tam dobis jos jedan DVD sa tim bas documentarcom i sa ljudima koji su glumili, i stvarnim osobama koje su jos zive !!!! E ja sam se doslovno rasplakao kad sam vidio koliko ti ljudi pate. Drhte imaju tikove. E Jesus. Nisam ono Emo ili neki kurac, ali sam plakao bilo mi ih je stvarno zao.

[mrs.croft]

Borat:

My neighbor Nushuktan Tulyiagby is still assholes. I get iPod, he get iPod mini. Haha! Everyone know iPod mini for girls!

[omfgnoob1]

"Suck my balls Kyle, suck my balls."S

Kartman Kajlu u jednoj legendarnoj epizodi south parka 8)

[Armachus]

Shit, Negro, that's all you had to say!

[Babitz]

švarci ima najjače rečenice ikad. EoD.
pogledajte samo komando :pray:

[Simon the Dreamer]

švarci ima najjače rečenice ikad. EoD.
pogledajte samo komando :pray:
What did you leave there?
Onle Bodiz!

[Om3G@]

Iz filma "Closer" ("Bliski odnosi"), prevedeno sa engleskog:

"Laganje je nešto najzabavnije što žena može raditi odjevena."

[Helena]

Zanimljiva teorija. :P

Iz filma Working Girl: "I have a head for business and a body for sin. Is there anything wrong with that?"

[Black Hawk Down]

najjjbolja mi je ova-1 mrtav covjek je cudo,a milijun mrtvih je statistika.kaj nije istina da je tako svi se cudimo kad 1 pogine a kad ih 1 milijun umre onda ono niš.


To je Staljin reko,nije to iz filma,tO TI je citat.ARE WE CLEAR.I NE ČUDO NEGO TRAGEDIJA.


Beam me up scoty-ne razumijem da to nitko nije napisao,makar je u seriji,a možda i u filmovima. :-x

[Black Hawk Down]

evo meni jedna od najboljih

Spock: Live long and prosper.

I ima jedna iz Band Of brothers ono prejebena al se nemogu sjetiti.


ma u Band of brothers ima pun klinac dobrih rečenica a pogotovo ona na kraju kad onaj lik čita pismo pa kaže: "Grandpa were you here in the war?-and granpa says:No but i served in company of heroes"-pre hebeno :pray:

da, e ta. E ja sam kupil collector edition i tam dobis jos jedan DVD sa tim bas documentarcom i sa ljudima koji su glumili, i stvarnim osobama koje su jos zive !!!! E ja sam se doslovno rasplakao kad sam vidio koliko ti ljudi pate. Drhte imaju tikove. E Jesus. Nisam ono Emo ili neki *****, ali sam plakao bilo mi ih je stvarno zao.




Band of brothers. :pray: :pray: :pray: :pray: :pray: :pray: :pray: :pray:

[Sterpo]

da, baš tako :pray:

btw dobra mi je iz "kako je počeo rat na mom otoku"
kada gledaju dalekozorom. Ovaj ga pita šta govore, a on "evo ti pa slušaj" (daje mu dalekozor u ruke) :D :pray:

[Nightyx]

Astalavista baby Jesus :rotfl: :rotfl:

[RIPtheREAPER]

BOOM HEADSHOOT!!!

[Jopax]

da, baš tako :pray:

btw dobra mi je iz "kako je počeo rat na mom otoku"
kada gledaju dalekozorom. Ovaj ga pita šta govore, a on "evo ti pa slušaj" (daje mu dalekozor u ruke) :D :pray:
Ili kad gleda skladiste sa eksplozivom pa kaze onaj "ne pusiti ovdje ako ovo pukne odemo svi u zrak i ti i ja i svi mi skupa samnom" :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[ewok]

"gedauun" švarzneger u pola svojih filmova... :rotfl:

[VVombat]

meni je jaka ona iz gas do daske kad crnac kaze onim kinezima:


"don't hurt me i am blackanese"

[TaKe]

"I may not be a smart man, but i sure know what love is!"

Forrest Gump...legendarna recenica....girls dig it..;)hihi

[Sterpo]

da, baš tako :pray:

btw dobra mi je iz "kako je počeo rat na mom otoku"
kada gledaju dalekozorom. Ovaj ga pita šta govore, a on "evo ti pa slušaj" (daje mu dalekozor u ruke) :D :pray:
Ili kad gleda skladiste sa eksplozivom pa kaze onaj "ne pusiti ovdje ako ovo pukne odemo svi u zrak i ti i ja i svi mi skupa samnom" :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

šta nije to bio onaj vojnik kad je rekao onom šta traži sina da ne može ući:
"major ima sastanak ako te pustim najebat ćemo i ti mi i ja skupa samnom " :rotfl:

[Valnjes 666]

"i cant rain all the time..."

The Crow - Brandon Lee... :pray:

Rest In Peace :cry: :cry: :cry:

[Ps1ho]

''Spartans! What is your profession?!''
''HAU!''

legendarno

[Empe Tri]

"u ratu nitko ne pobjeđuje"
nemogu se sjetit iz kojeg filma.......

"....ako kazes da si pametan, onda si toliko glup.... jer neznas da sam ja gluplji od tebe...."
isto se ne mogu sjetit ime filma :D

toliko sam ih pogledao da su mi se svi pomjesali :P

[Kenyi]

"Say hello to my little friend",
"You wanna fuck with me, okay" .

[Ps1ho]

Hitchhiker's guide to galaxy ima repdobrih fora sam se nemog sjetit ni jedne :(

[Empe Tri]

Hitchhiker's guide to galaxy ima repdobrih fora sam se nemog sjetit ni jedne :(

pogledaj ga pa nam postaj ;) :D

[Ps1ho]

hehe
mislim da bi POSA trebo znat koju...

[Werewolf]

Spartans ready your breakfast and eat hard Coz tonight we dine in HELL!

Najzesca recenica ikad !!! :pray: :D :D

[Arbiter of Change]

Eat hard?S

Jeyzus....

[Valnjes 666]

"we can do it on hard way,or MY way"

Serios Sam - nije film,al eto... :)

[Sterpo]

I love the smell of napalm in the morning... It smells like... victory." - apokalipsa danas

[THUNDER_DINIX]

zakon su mi iz Terminatora:

"Talk to the hand!"
i
"I'll be back!"

premocno :pray:

[Valnjes 666]

zakon su mi iz Terminatora:

"Talk to the hand!"
i
"I'll be back!"

premocno :pray:


"Dont wory,Ill be back"

[Wolfwrath]

Bilo je to vec

I'll be back :rotfl:

I'll be back :killyou:

:pray: :pray: :pray: :pray:

[WEASEL]

Spartans ready your breakfast and eat hard Coz tonight we dine in HELL!

Najzesca recenica ikad !!! :pray: :D :D

to je ujedno greska u filmu, jer spartanci nisu bili kršćani i nisu imali raj i pakao:X

[Simon the Dreamer]

Spartans ready your breakfast and eat hard Coz tonight we dine in HELL!

Najzesca recenica ikad !!! :pray: :D :D

to je ujedno greska u filmu, jer spartanci nisu bili kršćani i nisu imali raj i pakao:X
Ajde ne seri, imali su Had i nazivali su ga paklom, Hades se može izravno prevesti ko Pakao.

A zakon mi je ono: "Then we shall fight in the shade"

[Fenrir]

In order to converse with an equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God.

Stephen Teh Irishman u Hrabrom Srcu. :D

[Hazfer]

Meni je najbolja: I don`t give a fu*k !!!

[Fenrir]

Meni je najbolja: I don`t give a fu*k !!!

Film?

[Bartuc]

Cura:S"Do I look fat in this pants?"
Muž:S"It's not the pants that makes you look fat, the fact that you are fat makes you look fat!"

Na hrvatskom:

Cura:S"Izgledam li debelo u ovim hlačama?"
Muž:S" Ne izgledaš debelo zbog hlača, zbog činjenice da si debela izgledaš debelo!"

:rotfl:

EDIT: From Buffy - The Vampire Slayer :rotfl:

[Hazfer]

Meni je najbolja: I don`t give a fu*k !!!

Film?


zaboravio sam... znam da je s nekim drogerasima tam...

[Gaas]

a meni je najzesca

"Oh yea fuck me!"
:rotfl:

[Helena]

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine." - Casablanca

"My yellow roses. My - daughter....I could offer you a comfortable home, a sunny garden, a congenial atmosphere, my cherry pies...What was the decisive factor? Uh, my garden?"
- "I think it was your cherry pies!" - Lolita

"Your mother's in here with us, Karras. Would you like to leave a message? I'll see that she gets it." – The Exorcist

"Where does he get those wonderful toys?" – Batman

[Babitz]

najjace kvotove ima komandos
svarci + njegov tecni engleski :pray:

[DIABLO]

"Spartans!!!!! Prepare your breakfasts and eat hard,cause tonight we dine in heeeeeell!!!!!" - 300

[flander]

"Spartans!!!!! Prepare your breakfasts and eat hard,cause tonight we dine in heeeeeell!!!!!" - 300


nisam gledao film al se to ponavlja u Traileru :pray:

[DIABLO]

"Spartans!!!!! Prepare your breakfasts and eat hard,cause tonight we dine in heeeeeell!!!!!" - 300


nisam gledao film al se to ponavlja u Traileru :pray:

pogledaj film super je :pray: :pray: 300

[Ps1ho]

"Spartans!!!!! Prepare your breakfasts and eat hard,cause tonight we dine in heeeeeell!!!!!" - 300


nisam gledao film al se to ponavlja u Traileru :pray:

pogledaj film super je :pray: :pray: 300

da 'eat hard' :pray:
eat hearty :)

[Arbiter of Change]

Odvalio sam se kad je to bilo 1. put spomenuto. :D

[DIABLO]

"Spartans!!!!! Prepare your breakfasts and eat hard,cause tonight we dine in heeeeeell!!!!!" - 300


nisam gledao film al se to ponavlja u Traileru :pray:

pogledaj film super je :pray: :pray: 300

da 'eat hard' :pray:
eat hearty :)

UPSSSS!!!

[toca]

My name is Bond ,James Bond :pray:

[FG]

''Hi! I'm Johnny Knoxwille and......''

[Jopax]

Najbolja je u filmu koji sam neki dan gledo
govori poglavica covjeku
"Our spirits are linked in the spirit world
or you can e-mail me" :rotfl:

[Lord Jambrek]

My name is Bond ,James Bond :pray:


toca smanji sig, obavezno.

[POSA]

[Leaven, Kazan & Worth reaching the exit of the cube]
Worth: I have nothing... to live for out there.
Leaven: What is out there?
Worth: Boundless human stupidity.
Leaven: I can live with that.

[Vukas15]

Onaj iz gosp. prstenova i dvije kule kada su išli na posljednji juriš- neznam točno kako no ovak nekak: now is day for ruin, and the red , a jebga neznam baš na engleskom napisati no na hrv znam: opaka djela budite se, došlo je vrijeme uništavanju i crvena će zora svanuti.

[Black Hawk Down]

''Hi! I'm Johnny Knoxwille and......''

Ako je to iz Jackassa,ovdje ide fim koliko barem ja znam,iako vidim da puno ljudi govori nešto iz bračnih voda.(not funny,people,just not funny :| )

[KingTomy]

"Bond! Hahaha! You need two kills to become an 00 agent."
Bond: "I know."

-casino royale, početak filma

:D

[Kablam]

THIS IS MADNESS (ja to uvijek izvalim kad nas pwnaju u anarchy onlineu)

[_ZlayA_]

reko sam vec jednom raci cu ponovo

''Prozor nocas mora past!'' - film bitka na neretvi, inace ta recenica je i bila naredba tita za vrijeme bitke na neretvi i smatra se za najkracom vojnom naredbom u povijesti ratovanja...

[Da_killah]

a "za mnom tifusari, preko vode do slobode"?

[RayDX]

"I'll be back!" - Arnold

[Grimm-Reaper]

http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc181/XE-GRIMM/get-to-the-choppa.jpg

Arnold u Predatoru!!! :rotfl:

[callista]

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!

[Grim Fandango]

Umjesto da citiram odite na ovu stranicu i svi citati su legendarni

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0261392/quotes

[Norther]

THIS IS SPARTAAAA!!!!!1111

-300

[Kablam]

http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc181/XE-GRIMM/get-to-the-choppa.jpg

Arnold u Predatoru!!! :rotfl:

RUUUN GO! GET TO THE CHOPPER CHOOPER, (k%&ac se pojavi)CHOOPPER

Il see you in another life brotha *headshot*

Ako ne kužite ove moje dodatke, pogledajte ovaj film:

DXLbgkOiYxw

[mrs.croft]

http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc181/XE-GRIMM/get-to-the-choppa.jpg

Arnold u Predatoru!!! :rotfl:

lame, bolji je WANKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!!!!!!! i ravnanje šume minigunom :pray:

[cro_dark91]

my wife is dead... hy five! - borat

[Lord AngelRI]

I will be back

[Mafioz0r]

Oh, behave!

[Fenrir]

Oh, behave!

Goldmember: Dr. Evil, we still have the ultimate insurance policy. May I present to you, the very sexual, the very toite, Austin Power's fahza.
Dr. Evil: His what?
Number 2: His fahza, Dr. Evil.
Dr. Evil: His farger? What's a farger?
Goldmember: His fahza. You know, the fahza.
Dr. Evil: You know Goldmember, I don't speak freaky-deaky Dutch. Okay, perv boy?
Goldmember: Fahza, his dad, dad is fahza.
Dr. Evil: Oh, his dad. His *fa-ther*

[The Boz]

"By Grabthar's hammer... by the suns of Warvan... you shall be avenged!"

Ma k vragu, cijeli taj film je jedan golem citat!

[Demon Hunter]

Ma najbolja je

"Screw gyes i m going home"

Neznam dali sam pravilno napiso,ali znate od koga je!

[cropir]

veoma velik dio forresta gumpa.

[Nemesis]

make my day,punk.

ne znam iz kojeg filma je ali mislim da je umri muški.

i hasta la vista baby.

[The Boz]

"By Grabthar's hammer... by the suns of Warvan... you shall be avenged!"

Ma k vragu, cijeli taj film je jedan golem citat!
Galaxy Quest i tip sa gumenim čelom?
Never give up! Never surrender!

...da.

[meroveh]

Mirko: Slavko,pazi metak.
Nakon izbjegavanja kojeg bi se posramio i Neo
Slavko: Hvala Mirko,spasio si mi život.
:rotfl:

[Da_killah]

make my day,punk.

ne znam iz kojeg filma je ali mislim da je umri muški.

i hasta la vista baby.

lol, pa dirty harry...

[Nitro3d]

Lol,pa da,Prljavi Harry,kad je to Clint Eastwood izgovorio publika se uglavnom dobro zabavljala
meni je najbolja rečenica koju je izgovarao Slage Hammer,a ide ovako:Trust me,I KnowWhat I'm doing

[Ps1ho]

SAY WHAT AGAIN
UPHuE5pDlEs

[DrunkyDuck]

Want some candy?

[shai_hulud]

hah, bravo za predatora.

...He who controls the Spice, controls the universe!

[DrunkyDuck]

Father, the sleeper has awakened!

[Arbiter of Change]

Father, the sleeper has awakened!
To iz Dine?

[Santa's Little Helper]

yippee-ka-yay, motherfucker

[100EURO]

skubi dubi doooo where are youuuu ........ :rotfl:

[Kablam]

If you build it, he will come.(ispravljeno)

-Bračne Vode

Doh

-Homer simpson

Its evil i say, EEEVILLLL

-Zona Sumraka

Did i do that?

-Steve Urkel

[Babitz]

oću cumshote sad

[Windwalker]

T'raltixx - You can't stop me, Crichton. I have the light!
Crichton - But humans are supeeeriooor!

Farscape, S02 E04 Crackers don't matter

Možda nije najbolja izjava, ali scena je nenadmašna.
Ko je gledao zna na što mislim.

[Clutch]

Its sevn fifti not sevn fifthih

kn1FoJJm ... re=related (kn1FoJJmAx8&feature=related)

[Grimm-Reaper]

Agent Smith:SYou hear that Mr. Anderson?... That is the sound of inevitability... It is the sound of your death... Goodbye, Mr. Anderson...
Neo: My name... is Neo.

**********************

Agent Smith:SWhy, Mr. Anderson? Why do you do it? Why get up? Why keep fighting? Do you believe you're fighting for something? For more that your survival? Can you tell me what it is? Do you even know? Is it freedom? Or truth? Perhaps peace? Yes? No? Could it be for love? Illusions, Mr. Anderson. Vagaries of perception. The temporary constructs of a feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify an existence that is without meaning or purpose. And all of them as artificial as the Matrix itself, although only a human mind could invent something as insipid as love. You must be able to see it, Mr. Anderson. You must know it by now. You can't win. It's pointless to keep fighting. Why, Mr. Anderson? Why? Why do you persist?
Neo:SBecause I choose to.

[Lord AngelRI]

Agent Smith:SYou hear that Mr. Anderson?... That is the sound of inevitability... It is the sound of your death... Goodbye, Mr. Anderson...
Neo: My name... is Neo.

**********************

Agent Smith:SWhy, Mr. Anderson? Why do you do it? Why get up? Why keep fighting? Do you believe you're fighting for something? For more that your survival? Can you tell me what it is? Do you even know? Is it freedom? Or truth? Perhaps peace? Yes? No? Could it be for love? Illusions, Mr. Anderson. Vagaries of perception. The temporary constructs of a feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify an existence that is without meaning or purpose. And all of them as artificial as the Matrix itself, although only a human mind could invent something as insipid as love. You must be able to see it, Mr. Anderson. You must know it by now. You can't win. It's pointless to keep fighting. Why, Mr. Anderson? Why? Why do you persist?
Neo:SBecause I choose to.

e da da ma cijela trilologija je jedan veliki citat... :pray:

[RIPtheREAPER]

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Neo ima prehebene odjebe na kraju oba citata! :pray:

Inace, ovo mi je jedan od najboljih topica na forumu :pray:

[Nitro3d]

I još jedan,Ovaj put Boratov:
I like sex,he's nice.

[Carp]

Gandalf, Lord of the Rings-Two Towers

The battle for middle earth is about to begin!

[Windwalker]

Gandalf, Lord of the Rings-Two Towers

The battle for middle earth is about to begin!

Cijeli LOTR serijal je jedan veliki citat i svaka rečenica iz LOTR-a nadmašuje sve citate iz svega drugoga.
LOTR nije samo film, nego umjetnost na višoj razini.

[RayDX]

Gandalf, Lord of the Rings-Two Towers

The battle for middle earth is about to begin!

Cijeli LOTR serijal je jedan veliki citat i svaka rečenica iz LOTR-a nadmašuje sve citate iz svega drugoga.
LOTR nije samo film, nego umjetnost na višoj razini.

LoTR je smeće na kvadrat. :D :rotfl:

[ToNy :)]

Ma najbolji citat iz Boondock saintsa kad onaj deda kaze:
"Why don't you make like a tree and get the fuck outta here" :pray: :rotfl:

[Fenrir]

LoTR je smeće na kvadrat. :D :rotfl:
Ovog korisnika više nećete vidjeti da posta. Zašto? Zato što je umro i zapalio se čim je ovo poslao u javnost.

[MindReader]

My name is Damme.. van Damme.. Claude van Damme.. Jean Claude van Damme :o

de zahebavam se

[Lord AngelRI]

Gandalf, Lord of the Rings-Two Towers

The battle for middle earth is about to begin!

da da to je lijep citat...

[Frky]

Iz filma IT (tobože horor):
Klaun: "Come and kiss me fat boy"

Ma ta scena je presmješna!

[Korpse]

"c`mon punk make my day"

[Dyslexia]

Gandalf, Lord of the Rings-Two Towers

The battle for middle earth is about to begin!

da da to je lijep citat...

Jep slazem se, jako ljepo

[Helena]

"There will be no dawn for men..."

Meni je ovaj ljepši. :D

[Dyslexia]

Ma meni je strava onaj cijeli dio gdje ona gospa galadriel u drugom dijeli lotra govori ono:The power of the enemy is growing. Sauron will use his puppet Saruman to destroy the people of Rohan. Isengard has been unleashed. The Eye of Sauron now turns to Gondor, the last free kingdom of men. His war on this country will come swiftly. He senses the Ring is close. The strength of the Ringbearer is failing. In his heart, Frodo begins to understand. The quest will claim his life... preludo

[Windwalker]

Meni je najdraži onaj dio na kraju LOTR-a2 dok Sam priča o junacima velikih priča koji nikad ne odustaju (znate koji dio mislim).
Skoro mi dođe suza na oko svaki put dok gledam taj dio (a to niti jedan drugi film ili priča ne može).

Također sve izjave kralja Theodena, a i onaj dio dok ga Aragorn zove da izjašu.

Ma ponavljam još jedanput, cijeli LOTR serijal obiluje odličnim izjavama, citatima, emocijama.
Stvarno svaka čast i Tolkinu i Jacksonu :pray: :pray: :pray:
(nikakav Shakespear ili Dostojevski nisu ih dostojni :twisted: )

[flander]

"I'm too old for this shit" smrtonoso oružje :D

što se LOTR-a tiće kad smo već svi zapeli za to:

kada dojdu u rudnike Morie,Gimli stoji na grobu od njihovog kralja:"Let them come, there is still one more dwarf that rost breath"

ili recimo drugi dio, kada idu u Helms Deep pa ih ovi zasjednu: "Bring your pretty face to my axe"

sad kad me već krenulo, počinje borba na Helms Deep-u, i na onim zidinama pričaju Legolas i Gimli: "Should I describe to you or I should bring you a box"

i za kraj scena kada su u rudnicima Morie, odlaze prema mostu Kaza Doom i sad treba preskočit, skače Gimli, ovaj ga oće bacit Gimli kaže: " No one tosses the dwarf" ne uspijeva preskočit Legolas ga brima za bradu "No the beard" hehe eto toliko o prstenovima, u Povratku kralja ima groizjava koje mi se sad neda prisjećat :D

[Carp]

"

sad kad me već krenulo, počinje borba na Helms Deep-u, i na onim zidinama pričaju Legolas i Gimli: "Should I describe to you or I should bring you a box"



to je do jaja! smijo sam se ko konj na to... xD

[unknown]

the addams family

All right, everybody, time for a game.
What shall it be?
Bobbing for apples?
Charades?
[Gibberish]S
Of course. Wake the dead.
Wake the dead!
Wake the dead!
Out to the cemetery.
I've never played this before.
How does it go?
Did you bring a shovel?

:rotfl:

[croat1gamer]

"when you get the money you get the power.when you get the power then you get the women" tako nekako
"i´ll be back""
ostale trazim

[kikl0p]

najjaci od LOTR kad Arwen priziva onu vodenu stihiju

Arwen: Nin o Chithaenglir, lasto beth daer, Rimmo nin Bruinen dan in Ulaer!
Nin o Chithaenglir, lasto beth daer, Rimmo nin Bruinen dan in Ulaer!

ili na eng

Arwen: Waters of the Misty Mountains Listen to the great word; Flow waters of Loudwater against the Ringwraiths.

Liv Tyler :pray: ooo yes...... :P

[Berax0r]

Sijetih se jedne a bude u svakome filmu.

The End. :rotfl: :D

[flander]

najjaci od LOTR kad Arwen priziva onu vodenu stihiju

Arwen: Nin o Chithaenglir, lasto beth daer, Rimmo nin Bruinen dan in Ulaer!
Nin o Chithaenglir, lasto beth daer, Rimmo nin Bruinen dan in Ulaer!

ili na eng

Arwen: Waters of the Misty Mountains Listen to the great word; Flow waters of Loudwater against the Ringwraiths.

Liv Tyler :pray: ooo yes...... :P


fora ovo si prepisujem :D

[callista]

I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. The dark fire will not avail you here, flame of Ud�n!!

[Kablam]

BOB BOB SAGET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-neznam koji film

[callista]

bob saget vodi šaljivi kućni video?

[croat1gamer]

"THIS IS SPARTA... ...NOT!!!1" - recenzija u pcplayu (sparta:ancient wars) edit: :rotfl:

[callista]

hebala vas sparta to je film najlošije kvalitete koji sam ikada a gledao... nema ništa stvarno da je snimano. neće nikad dobit oskara.
edit: samo onima kojima se sviđa folm toliko.. bez uvrede, croatgamer, nisam misiio na tebe :wink:

[croat1gamer]

procitaj ovo dalje sto pise
- recenzija u pcplayu (igra- sparta:ancient wars)

ok mozda je bolje da stavim rofl-a

[McPingvin_v2.0]

nema ništa stvarno da je snimano.
ne, to je crtić. ove godine je gadna konkurencija za tog oskara, dvojim između "300" i "happy feet"

[Paran0a]

kud bas hepi fit :rotfl:

[callista]

procitaj ovo dalje sto pise
- recenzija u pcplayu (igra- sparta:ancient wars)

ok mozda je bolje da stavim rofl-a
pročitaj i ti ovo zadnje što sam ja napisao.. i da, to sam vidio u pcplayu... shvatio sam št osi ti rekao.

@mcpingvin- :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Frky]

"He's labeled as motherfucker" - Samuel L. Jackson, neznam film

[croat1gamer]

ok,bio mali nesporazum


@mcpingvin- :rotfl: :rotfl:

[_ZlayA_]

"-Merkwürdig! Seit ich in SARAJEVO bin, suche ich Walter und finde ihn nicht. Und jetzt, wo ich gehen muss, weiss ich wer er ist.
-Sie wissen wer Walter ist?! Sagen Sie mir sofort seinen Namen!
-Ich werde ihn Ihnen zeigen... Sehen Sie diese Stadt? Das ist Walter!"

[r0pe]

jedna od boljih mi je iz bad boys jedinice, neznadem kak ide na engleskom al uglavnom:

"Idi dolje popiti kolu i nasmiješi se" :)

[Santa's Little Helper]

"yippee-ka-yay, motherfucker"

[Korpse]

"yippee-ka-yay, motherfucker"
die hard?

[Santa's Little Helper]

naravno. John McClane je najjači

[MindReader]

in the beginning.. there was a cube - početak transformersa :D

[Tuco [o]_[O]]

in the beginning.. there was a cube - početak transformersa :D
lol :rotfl:

˝If You have to shoot, shoot don´t talk˝ ~ Dobar, Loš, Zao :killyou:

[Sova]

No retreat no surender that is spartan law and by spartan law we will stand and fight-300
Give them nothing but take from them everything-300
Tonight We dine in hell-300

[Lord AngelRI]

"THIS IS SPARTA... ...NOT!!!1" - recenzija u pcplayu (sparta:ancient wars) edit: :rotfl:

e da dobra stvar, mada mi je sama rečenica u filmu 300 THIS IS SPARTA.. the best!!!

e to to:


No retreat no surender that is spartan law and by spartan law we will stand and fight-300
Give them nothing but take them everything-300
Tonight We dine in hell-300

[Demon Hunter]

Pa kad ste vec kod LOTR-A!

Pocetak je najbolja recenica....recenice!

"Three rings for the Elven Kings under the sky,seven for the Dwarf Lords in their Halls of stone...Nine Rings for mortal men doom to die.
One for the Dark Lord on his Dark Throne in the Land of Mordor where the shadow lies"

[Dreamer Deceiver]

Nakon što autobot izađe iz bazena, a klinka ga začuđeno gleda i upita :
Excuse me are you tooth fairy ?

[MindReader]

LINK (http://say.expressivo.com/carmen/luk,_ia_san_ti_tata,_iebemti)

HAHAHAAHAHAA :rotfl:

[Dampyr]

LINK (http://say.expressivo.com/carmen/luk,_ia_san_ti_tata,_iebemti)

HAHAHAAHAHAA :rotfl:

bolje je kad stavis donji muski glas :rotfl:

[croat1gamer]

ako mogu stavit cu i od legendarnog cartmana izreku: RESPECT MY AUTORITAH!!!!!!!111

[Paran0a]

brisi

[Paran0a]

^^ (http://say.expressivo.com/sZX7x40m)

[Human m0nst3r]

Omfg vracajte se na temu.

[Dampyr]

No tears, please. It's a waste of good suffering.

[NiX4]

No retreat no surender that is spartan law and by spartan law we will stand and fight-300
Give them nothing but take them everything-300
Tonight We dine in hell-300


:pray:

http://say.expressivo.com/g43QTSsA

[MindReader]

http://say.expressivo.com/k6AlOmQ3

[Korpse]

http://say.expressivo.com/k6AlOmQ3
http://say.expressivo.com/fhCUnaOrSnastavak...

Scarface: "meet my little friend!!!" http://say.expressivo.com/gXwTHPnRS scarface

[Human m0nst3r]

TEMA NIJE SAYEXPRESIVO NEGO DA NAPISETE RECENICU, CITAT. KRAJ.

[Ps1ho]

Dobro,
This is sparta!
http://say.expressivo.com/QUbppxYG

[Booby]

"...we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat..."

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

<3 (iako nemam blagog pojma što bi to trebalo značiti)

[Grimm-Reaper]

"Forgiveness is between them and God. It's my job to arrange the meeting." - Man on Fire, Creasy

[Dreamer Deceiver]

collateral :

Vincent: 17 million people. This is got to be the fifth biggest economy in the world and nobody knows each other. I read about this guy who gets on the MTA here, dies.
Max:SOh.
Vincent: Six hours he's riding the subway before anybody notices his corpse doing laps around L.A., people on and off sitting next to him. Nobody notices.

[Sova]

Jos sam zaboravija:This is Sparta-300
Come and get them-300
Spartans what is your profession-300

[Fenrir]

Warriors, come out to play-i-ay!

[flander]

Povratak kralja: "Never come between Nazgul and his pray"
"The way is shut! It was made by those who are dead, and dead keep it. The way is shut!"

odma na početku kad dolaze do Isengarda Gimli na konju sa Legolasom jaše dolazi Treebeard: "I control rock and stock, but there is wizard that I can stop"
Gandalf:neš promrmlja
Gimli: Lets just chop his head of and lets get own with this, shall we?"

[croat1gamer]

/cut
draza mi je ona kad gimli kaze "well, that counts as one" nakon sto legolas obori onog divovskog mamuta (editirat cu ime kad se sjetim)

[Paran0a]

Warriors, come out to play-i-ay!
power play... :D
inace su mi recenice iz sparte izlizne ko papuce od skitnice

[flander]

/cut
draza mi je ona kad gimli kaze "well, that counts as one" nakon sto legolas obori onog divovskog mamuta (editirat cu ime kad se sjetim)

da nije možda Olifant :D


ima onda dobra kad dolaze u Minas Thirit sa undedovima, onak izađu iz broda i sad Gimli nastupa : "There's plenty for a both of us, may the best dwarf wins!!"

[Korpse]

CoD4 trailer-vrsta filma...
50000 people use to live here, now it`s a ghost town...

[croat1gamer]

/cut
draza mi je ona kad gimli kaze "well, that counts as one" nakon sto legolas obori onog divovskog mamuta (editirat cu ime kad se sjetim)

da nije možda Olifant :D


ima onda dobra kad dolaze u Minas Thirit sa undedovima, onak izađu iz broda i sad Gimli nastupa : "There's plenty for a both of us, may the best dwarf wins!!"
da ta scena :rotfl:

[_ZlayA_]

What should a king do to save his world?
Instead ask yourself, what should a free man do?

[Korpse]

koji je to film?

[flander]

koji je to film?

lo pa Prstenovi, razgovor između Aragona i onog lika kralja Rohana

[Arbiter of Change]

300 - Heroes Of Thermopylae

[flander]

300 - Heroes Of Thermopylae

pa kaj nisu prstenovi? onda sam ja neš zahebo :D

[m777]

Warriors, come out to play-i-ay!
Can you dig it?

[Fenrir]

Warriors, come out to play-i-ay!
Can you dig it?
<rulja> YEAH! </rulja>

[Booby]

"...we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat..."

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

<3 (iako nemam blagog pojma što bi to trebalo značiti)
...natjerat ćemo ih da pojedu naš drek, zatim da iseru naš drek, zatim pojedu njihov drek koji je napravlje od našeg dreka kojeg smo ih natjerali da pojedu

ma kužim ja šta je on reko, al neznam šta znači <3!!

[callista]

"Who am I, Gamling?"
-"You are our king, sir. Your people will follow you to whatever end."
-"To whatever end."

[NITROS]

Live long and prosper

Btw. ima ih jos puno, ali mi ne padaju na pamet, mislim da sam vec postao bio tu :D

[Grimm-Reaper]

You could have picked a better spot. - Gimli u Helmovoj klisuri, jer ne može vidjeti preko prsobrana.

[Teon]

You could have picked a better spot. - Gimli u Helmovoj klisuri, jer ne može vidjeti preko prsobrana.

Lol, da, predobro ... ma sve recenice u Lotru i Matrixu ownaju :pray:

A ono Legolas: Shall I describe it to you, or would you like me to find you a box?
A Gimli se nasmije :D

I ono, kad dodju Berserkeri.

Aragorn: Pendraith! / Ladders!!
Gimli: Good! :)

Kad ovi dodju na ljestvama, Gimli ubije 2: Legolas, 2 already!

Legolas: I'm on 17

i najzesca sad od Gimlia: Hah! I'll have no pointy-ears outscoring me!! :pray:

Ima ih puunooo (Gimlieva: You know, we dwarves are natural sprinters. Very dangerous over short distances.)

[Lord Jambrek]

"Koji će kur4c kamionu kočnice?" - Ruda u Ukleta Baraka III :D

[_ZlayA_]

USE TEH FORCE LUKE!!!!!

[MindReader]

najjače ono kad gimli objašnjava kako postoje i žene patuljci (neš u tom stilu) i veli da ih je teško razlikovat (mužjake i ženke).. a onda aragorn kaže - to je zbog brade :rotfl:

[Kron]

nije iz filma, ali mislim da Blažov "Taman" owna sve po redu

[Grimm-Reaper]

Da nabrojim neke legendarne.

"Sey ello to my little friend!" - skarfejs

"Are you talking to me?" - cabby

"Do you feel lucky, punk?" - prljavi dlakavi

"Dooh" i "Why you little!" - Homr Simsn

"Silas: So, you trying to get something to bring your nerves down too, huh?
Jamal: Yeah. I figure if I study high, take the test high, get high scores! Right?
Silas: Right.
Jamal and Silas: Right..." - kako visoko

TU BI KONTINJUD

[Demon Hunter]

Evo neke iz Stranih!

Od sumraka do zore

We got white pusy, black pusy, Spanish pusy, yellow pusy, hot pusy, cold pusy, wet pusy, tight pusy, big pusy, blo_ody pusy, fat pusy, hairy pusy, smelly pusy, velvet pusy, silk pusy, Naugahyde pusy, snappin' pusy, horse pusy, dog pusy, chicken pusy, fake pusy!
If we don't got it, then you don't want it!

I'll be back
Luke i am your father
Luke come to the dark side

Domaci!

Vidi tata gospodin Rajkovic, a sta mu je?Sad mu nije nista ubio si ga kao zeca!!!
"to nije dete, to je kreten"
Mama...mama kupi mi onu tetu...a sto ce ti sine teta hteo bi da je sevim-zikina dinastija

[Sybelius]

Good people good food! Chaco chickens!
Epizoda X Files-a,radi se o kanibalističkom kultu porijeklom sa Nove Gvineje.Predvodio ga je vlasnik tvornice za obradu piletine a naveden je njegov slogan.

[callista]

"elendil!" je najbolja riječ u povijesti filma. kad se aragorn baci sa one ruševine na amon-henu

[croat1gamer]

"ljuk am jor fader" -treba li napominjati
ali ovo :pray:

mental:"sam am jor fa"
*pucnjevi*"
sam:"wadever" :rotfl:

[Death By Sexy]

"Here's Johnny"

[Kablam]

ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

[callista]

evo sad se sjetio:
" New power is rising! Victory is at hand!"

[Kablam]

I am bethany m.

[Lord AngelRI]

evo sad se sjetio:
" New power is rising! Victory is at hand!"

poznato poznato od kud ono??? :?

[Teon]

Saruman, The Two Towers, i cijela scena jednostavno owna.

"A new power is rising! Its victory is at hand! This night, the land will be stained with the blood of Rohan! March to Helm's Deep! Leave none alive! TO WAR!!! There will be no dawn for Men!"

Ta scena i recenica su mi najbolje od filma.

A prva nabjolja u isto filmu:

Saruman: If the wall is breached, Helm's Deep will fall.
Wormtongue: Even if it is breached, it will take a number beyond reckoning, thousands, to storm the keep.
Saruman: Tens of thousands.
Wormtongue: But, my lord, there is no such force.

I kamera predje sa balkona na Uruke i cuje se ona theme muzika :pray:
Najbolja scena ikad u filmu

[Gravestone_bluz]

Gandalf: JU ŠAL NAT PAS

A iz "domacih" filmova:
"Joooooo Milunkaaa.....e sacu da ti jebem mater"

[Grimm-Reaper]

I'm not afraid of the man who wants ten nuclear weapons, Colonel. I'm terrified of the man who only wants one.

Jebena rečenica...

[flander]

A prva nabjolja u isto filmu:

Saruman: If the wall is breached, Helm's Deep will fall.
Wormtongue: Even if it is breached, it will take a number beyond reckoning, thousands, to storm the keep.
Saruman: Tens of thousands.
Wormtongue: But, my lord, there is no such force.

I kamera predje sa balkona na Uruke i cuje se ona theme muzika :pray:
Najbolja scena ikad u filmu


da fakat hebote i od onda su svi filmovi išlim na tu spiku, kao miljunska vojska

[MoNDi]

I'll be back. XD

[flander]

I'll be back. XD


nisi fora :P

[Jopax]

A prva nabjolja u isto filmu:

Saruman: If the wall is breached, Helm's Deep will fall.
Wormtongue: Even if it is breached, it will take a number beyond reckoning, thousands, to storm the keep.
Saruman: Tens of thousands.
Wormtongue: But, my lord, there is no such force.

I kamera predje sa balkona na Uruke i cuje se ona theme muzika :pray:
Najbolja scena ikad u filmu


da fakat hebote i od onda su svi filmovi išlim na tu spiku, kao miljunska vojska

To mi je premoćna scena, zna neko koja je pjesma u toj sceni, imam listu ojesama aline znam koja je koja :)
Žestoko mi je kad Treebeard i entovi napadaju Isengard :pray:
CmpD3vMG964
ta scena

[Da_killah]

A prva nabjolja u isto filmu:

Saruman: If the wall is breached, Helm's Deep will fall.
Wormtongue: Even if it is breached, it will take a number beyond reckoning, thousands, to storm the keep.
Saruman: Tens of thousands.
Wormtongue: But, my lord, there is no such force.

I kamera predje sa balkona na Uruke i cuje se ona theme muzika :pray:
Najbolja scena ikad u filmu


da fakat hebote i od onda su svi filmovi išlim na tu spiku, kao miljunska vojska

da, right...

[flander]

A prva nabjolja u isto filmu:
Saruman: If the wall is breached, Helm's Deep will fall.
Wormtongue: Even if it is breached, it will take a number beyond reckoning, thousands, to storm the keep.
Saruman: Tens of thousands.
Wormtongue: But, my lord, there is no such force.
I kamera predje sa balkona na Uruke i cuje se ona theme muzika :pray:
Najbolja scena ikad u filmu
da fakat hebote i od onda su svi filmovi išlim na tu spiku, kao miljunska vojska
da, right...

šta nisu možda? odma poslije prstenova izašla je Troya isto scena kad one strele rešetaju i kad ih pred troju dođe milja, onda imaš u Aleksandru velikom, isto scena na onom polju di već miljunska borba, pa imaš Kraljestvo nebesko ista spika, ali naravno nisu uspijeli tolko dobro napravit kolko u prstenovima

[shai_hulud]

ne pretjerivat, šundovski Starship Troopers Paula Verhoevena je patentiral brdo jedinica na teve ekranu.
Jacksonova fora je malo prepompozna. Ne da nije impact, doduše.

[Demon Hunter]

Arwen: If you want him come and claim him.....sa onim pogledom.

Gandalf:Yes from the lowest dungeon to the highest peak...i figth with Balrog of Morgoth.

Saruman:I want them armd and ready for march in two weeks!
Orc:But my lord they are to many of them...they can not be armed in time.
Saruman:Work day and night build the furnaces...block the dam.
Orc:But wee have nothing to keep fire on.
Saruman:The forest of Fangorn lay"s on our doorstep...BURN IT!

Aragorn:FOR FRODO....... :kill: :kill: :kill:

[MoNDi]

I'll be back. XDnisi fora :P

A dobro onda :P evo (now I'm serious ;)):

Forrest Gump(referring to Apple Computers):
"He got me invested in some kinda fruit company."

A Bug's Life:
"First rule of leadership: everything is your fault."

Ivy Walker in The Village:
"Sometimes we don't do things we want to do, so that others won't know we want to do them."

A beautiful mind:
"Classes will dull your mind, destroy the potential for authentic creativity."
"Perhaps it is good to have a beautiful mind, but an even greater gift is to discover a beautiful heart."

I naravno:
"Madness?! This is SPARTAA!!!"

[Grimm-Reaper]

Aragorn: Hold your ground, hold your ground! Sons of Gondor, of Rohan, my brothers! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of woes and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you STAND, MEN OF THE WEST!

Theoden: Forth, and fear no darkness! Arise! Arise, Riders of Theoden! Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered! A sword day! A red day! Ere the sun rises! Ride now! Ride now! Ride! Ride to ruin and the world's ending! Death! Death! Death!

Uz Shakespearov St. Crispins day govor, ova dva stoje rame uz rame. Čak ni onaj iz Aleksandra nije loš, ali samo onaj dio: Conquer fear and you will conquer death!

[Teon]

da fakat hebote i od onda su svi filmovi išlim na tu spiku, kao miljunska vojska

^^ DA! Odma nakon LotRa je izaso Eragon, u jednom traileru neki lik kaze: "Build me an army worthy of me!", pa sta nije ta ista recenica cak i istim tonom izgovorena u LotRu... :-x

Kad sam iso gledat neki film i vidio taj trailer prvo sto sam pomislio je: pa zasto ponovo najavljuju LotR! A kad ono neki klinac jako slican E.Woodu jase zmaja a ovi "negativci" se jako furaju na Sarumana i Saurona :twisted:

[Samael]

^^ DA! Odma nakon LotRa je izaso Eragon, u jednom traileru neki lik kaze: "Build me an army worthy of me!", pa sta nije ta ista recenica cak i istim tonom izgovorena u LotRu... :-x

Kad sam iso gledat neki film i vidio taj trailer prvo sto sam pomislio je: pa zasto ponovo najavljuju LotR! A kad ono neki klinac jako slican E.Woodu jase zmaja a ovi "negativci" se jako furaju na Sarumana i Saurona :twisted:

Samo to?!

Čudi me što nisu sve copy/pasteali jer je Eragon ionako čista kopija LOTR-a.

[Teon]

A neznam... nisam gledao film, ovo je bio onaj najkraci trailer

A vjerojatno i jesu

[flander]

da fakat hebote i od onda su svi filmovi išlim na tu spiku, kao miljunska vojska

^^ DA! Odma nakon LotRa je izaso Eragon, u jednom traileru neki lik kaze: "Build me an army worthy of me!", pa sta nije ta ista recenica cak i istim tonom izgovorena u LotRu... :-x

Kad sam iso gledat neki film i vidio taj trailer prvo sto sam pomislio je: pa zasto ponovo najavljuju LotR! A kad ono neki klinac jako slican E.Woodu jase zmaja a ovi "negativci" se jako furaju na Sarumana i Saurona :twisted:


Build me army worthy of Mordor !!! ^^

[Teon]

A lol znam, koja recenica, ali u Eragonu nije bilo worthy of Mordor :rotfl: kad nema Mordora nego neki tamo tip :rotfl:

[flander]

A lol znam, koja recenica, ali u Eragonu nije bilo worthy of Mordor :rotfl: kad nema Mordora nego neki tamo tip :rotfl:


aha ja sam mislio da kao pitaš za Lotr rećenicu lol, my bed :P

[Lord AngelRI]

Gandalf: JU ŠAL NAT PAS

A iz "domacih" filmova:
"Joooooo Milunkaaa.....e sacu da ti moju mater"

svaki put se naježim kada ponovno gledam...

[Arbiter of Change]

Elwood iz Dungeons & Dragons (nije mi omiljen, ali bio je nedavno pa se sjećam):
"If I ain't drinking, you sure ain't shopping"

[Durin]

Eeeh da:
"Zbogom Marinko,odo ja u penziju!"
Nije najbolja ali mi je ostala u sjećanju. :o

[flander]

sad se sjetih jedne "I'm fireproof your not!"

ili " Second date no tounges!" iz istog filma su obje :D


pa pogađajte :D

[flander]

Ova prva mi je neobično poznata...pitam se zake... :D

zabrijao sam na taj film pa se jsetih njega hehe uskoro dvojka :D

[SuperiorEEE]

"I am Forest,Forest Gump"


"I'M GOING TO MAKE HIM AN OFFER HE CAN'T REFUSE"
The Godfather
ova je najjaca

[Lord Jambrek]

Sivi kamion crvene boje:

-"zar ne vidiš crveno"
-"J3bem ti mater, zbog crvenog mi ne daju vozački" :rotfl:

[croat1gamer]

edit: evo ti osvete http://i30.servimg.com/u/f30/11/86/35/49/jambre10.jpg (http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=4&u=11863549)

"oh my god, they´ve killed kenny"
"you bastards"
southpark the movie (DCxkKjyQtJA&feature=related)

[Demon Hunter]

Legolas:
Final count 42!
Gimli:
42 that is not bad for point ear elvish princ.I sitt on 43 !
Legolas:
(Fire Arow and kill Orc upon gimlis feet)
43
Gimli:
He was dead already.
Legolas:
He was twichiling.
Gimli:
He was twichiling beacause my axe is hes head system!

Preterana scena!

[la50]

žan luk pikard:"engejdž"

[Jopax]

U Two Towersu bitka za Helms Deep kad su na zidu i Gimliju samo vrh kacige viri i kaže:
"Could have picked a better spot" :rotfl:
Ili kad Uruci se deru ili šta već i onaj čovjek jednog pogodi u vrat i odjednom svi zašute o ovaj se sruši ko klada i onda se svi zalete :rotfl: :pray:

[cmeljo22]

KKK Member #1: WHITE POWER!
KKK Member #2: WHITE POWER!
Mike Lowery: Blue power, motherfuckers! Miami PD!
Marcus Burnett: Aw, damn! It's the niggras!


Casper: Your partner's a cocky nigger!
Marcus Burnett: Oh damn, now was that necessary, sir? Can't he just be a cop? He got to be a nigga too?

[Demon Hunter]

Mi smo ti tajni agenti na tajnom zadatku glede opstanka nase domovine Herceg-Bosne....mada tako ne izgledamo -I ja sam di brajo presvitli otac papa mada tako ne izgledam"
Slozna Braca

Sivi kamion Crvene boje
Nisi mrtva,nisi riknula.

Pa nije ti to ništa,ne da si mogla poginut,mogla si glavu izgubit

maratonci
Uh sunce ti jebem zarko.kad se sad nisam slogiro-sta je bilo-deda spalio Djenku,-ostali samo dugmici,hiiiiiiiiiii!

rane
struja, voda, grejanje...
ma kakvo grejanje, jebaću vam majku u pičku onu nenormalnu bre

[Teon]

KKK Member #1: WHITE POWER!
KKK Member #2: WHITE POWER!
Mike Lowery: Blue power, motherfuckers! Miami PD!
Marcus Burnett: Aw, damn! It's the niggras!


Casper: Your partner's a cocky nigger!
Marcus Burnett: Oh damn, now was that necessary, sir? Can't he just be a cop? He got to be a nigga too?

:pray: :pray:

Bad boys, bad boys what ya gonna do? What ya gonna do when we come for you?

[Dreamer Deceiver]

" Andy Dufresne, who crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side. "
Red, Iskupljenje u Shawshanku

[Dyslexia]

Evo jedne meni od boljih iz srpskog filma Do koske. Lik lezi dole zavezan lancima i ovaj mu drzi pistolj uporen u njega. I sad ovaj sto drzi pistolj says: Sad ce da ti dođe Simke pa će da te malo maltretiramo, malo on, malo ja, pa će da se takmičimo ko može više sve u svemu ja da sam na tvom mestu ja bi otiso odavde :D

[gray fox1415]

Theoden: Forth, and fear no darkness! Arise! Arise, Riders of Theoden! Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered! A sword day! A red day! Ere the sun rises! Ride now! Ride now! Ride! Ride to ruin and the world's ending! Death! Death! Death!

I govor Williama Wallacea u Braveheartu
Sons of Scotland

[Dreamer Deceiver]

collateral

Vincent:SSomeday my dream will come. One night you'll wake up and you'll discover it never happened. It's all turned around on you and it never will. Suddenly you are old, didn't happened and it never will, 'cause you were never going to do it anyway.


Vincent: Get with it. Millions of galaxies of hundreds of millions of stars, in a speck on one in a blink. That's us, lost in space. The cop, you, me... Who notices?

se slaže još tko da film ima jebenih dijaloga :pray: :pray:

[Fencing_LORD]

collateral

Vincent:SSomeday my dream will come. One night you'll wake up and you'll discover it never happened. It's all turned around on you and it never will. Suddenly you are old, didn't happened and it never will, 'cause you were never going to do it anyway.


Vincent: Get with it. Millions of galaxies of hundreds of millions of stars, in a speck on one in a blink. That's us, lost in space. The cop, you, me... Who notices?

se slaže još tko da film ima jebenih dijaloga :pray: :pray:

film je vrlo inspirativan...

Najparodiraniji citat: " THIS IS SPARTA!!" :rotfl:

[The Great Duck]

"Luke,I am your father"-Darth Vader.

[croat1gamer]

"Luke,I am your father"-Darth Vader.
-najbolja domaca parodija na to

mental-"sam i am your fath..."

*2 pucnja*

sam-"wathever" :pray:

[Itachi]

ova mi je zakon
You see,Mister Bond...i have backup plan.
Aha,so do i.
James Bond-Tomorrow never dies

ili onak pomalo smiješna....
50 million dollars?! Who do you think you have?! Chelsea Clinton?!
Rush Hour-Chris Tucker

[reiki_]

Iz Lock , Stock and Two smoking barrels :



Rory's got few interests in life; darky music, football, bees and honey
and kicking the shit out of anyone that interferes with that shortlist.
A few nights ago Rory's Roger iron rusted, so he has gone to the
battle-cruiser to watch the end of a football game. Nobody is watching
the custard so he has turned the channel over. A fat man's north opens
and he wanders up and turns the Liza over. `Now fuck off and watch it
somewhere else.' Rory knows claret is imminent, but he doesn't want to
miss the end of the game; so, calm as a coma, he stands and picks up a
fire extinguisher and he walks straight past the jam rolls who are
ready for action, then he plonks it outside the entrance. He then
orders an Aristotle of the most ping pong oddly in the nuclear sub and
switches back to his footer. `That's fucking it,' says the man. Rory
gobs out a mouthful of booze covering fatty; he flicks a flaming match
into his bird's nest and the man lit up like a leaking gas pipe. Rory,
unfazed, turned back to watch his game. The flaming man and his chinos
ran outside to extinguish the flames, and Rory cheered on. His team won
too, four-nil.




If you hold anything back, I'll kill you. If you bend the truth, or if
I think you're bending the truth, I'll kill you. If you forget
anything, I'll kill you. In fact, you're going to have to work very
hard to stay alive, Nick. I hope you understand everything

I have said. Because if you don't, I'll kill you. Now, Mr Bubble and
Squeak. You may now enlighten me.

[mrs.croft]

John: Jesus, Plank, couldn't you have got smokeless cartridges? I can't see a bloody thi - Ah! Shit! I've been shot!
Dog: I don't fucking believe this! Can everyone stop gettin' shot?


Soap: You're not funny, Tom. You're fat, and look as though you should be, but you're not.

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels :pray: :preporuka

Rane:


Šolja, 150 maraka.
Cijev, 30 maraka.
Penzija....35 maraka.
Ako sam prištedio za nekih 7-8 mjeseci, ima da kenjam ko čovjek gospodski.

[Nitro3d]

Iz Lock , Stock and Two smoking barrels :

[quote]
Rory's got few interests in life; darky music, football, bees and honey
and kicking the shit out of anyone that interferes with that shortlist.
A few nights ago Rory's Roger iron rusted, so he has gone to the
battle-cruiser to watch the end of a football game. Nobody is watching
the custard so he has turned the channel over. A fat man's north opens
and he wanders up and turns the Liza over. `Now fuck off and watch it
somewhere else.' Rory knows claret is imminent, but he doesn't want to
miss the end of the game; so, calm as a coma, he stands and picks up a
fire extinguisher and he walks straight past the jam rolls who are
ready for action, then he plonks it outside the entrance. He then
orders an Aristotle of the most ping pong oddly in the nuclear sub and
switches back to his footer. `That's fucking it,' says the man. Rory
gobs out a mouthful of booze covering fatty; he flicks a flaming match
into his bird's nest and the man lit up like a leaking gas pipe. Rory,
unfazed, turned back to watch his game. The flaming man and his chinos
ran outside to extinguish the flames, and Rory cheered on. His team won
too, four-nil.




If you hold anything back, I'll kill you. If you bend the truth, or if
I think you're bending the truth, I'll kill you. If you forget
anything, I'll kill you. In fact, you're going to have to work very
hard to stay alive, Nick. I hope you understand everything

I have said. Because if you don't, I'll kill you. Now, Mr Bubble and
Squeak. You may now enlighten me.[/quote:2g0q7thj]
Pa nije li bend Stone Roses napisao Glazbu za taj film?

[reiki_]

Pa nije li bend Stone Roses napisao Glazbu za taj film?

Imam soundtrack i na njemu je samo jedna pjesma od Stone Rosesa. Soundtrack je legendaran kao film.

[Nitro3d]

Pa nije li bend Stone Roses napisao Glazbu za taj film?

Imam soundtrack i na njemu je samo jedna pjesma od Stone Rosesa. Soundtrack je legendaran kao film.
Možda...Fools Gold.

[nepoznat netko]

this is spartaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!

[unknown]

Buliwyf: 'Lo, there do I see my father. 'Lo, there do I see...
Herger the Joyous: My mother, and my sisters, and my brothers.
Buliwyf: 'Lo, there do I see...
Herger the Joyous: The line of my people...
Edgtho the Silent: Back to the beginning.
Weath the Musician: 'Lo, they do call to me.
Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan: They bid me take my place among them.
Buliwyf: Iin the halls of Valhalla...
Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan: Where the brave...
Herger the Joyous: May live...
Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan: ...forever.

[Herr Schnitzel]

13. ratnik se gleda, ha? :)

Dobar film...

[unknown]

13. ratnik se gleda, ha? :)

Dobar film...


po pedesteti puta XD