Quote Warz

[Macolla]

Ok ratujte citatima iz filmova...

Here`s Johnny !!!!

[D.E.M.O.]

"And now they are going to eat ME! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

[Macolla]

I used to eat there. Really good noodles.

[Electromaster]

''Fuck you very much.''

[Macolla]

Absofuckinglutely!

[Macolla]

U are still...
... only human !

[Electromaster]

Bite my shiny metal ass!

[Macolla]

I am a veg...

[Electromaster]

Why should I believe you? You're Hitler!

[Macolla]

I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti...

fhfhfhfhfhfhfhfhfhhfhfhf

[Electromaster]

Was that before or after you slept with him?

[Macolla]

I see dead ppl!

[Electromaster]

If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you.

[Macolla]

White folks are dead, we get the fuck outta here !

[Electromaster]

To the flying machine!

[Maja]

Suck my dick.
-No, thank you.

[Electromaster]

Too late this is more fun

[Maja]

Some idiot put metal in the microwave!
-Yo.

[str1k3r]

In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.

[Electromaster]

@Maja
Above all else it is our responsibility to preserve the timeline.

I onak, naučite igrati ovo ffs. :(

[Fireblade]

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!1111!!!!11-Gandalf

[Electromaster]

Who are you, and why should I care?

[Maja]

I am Bruce Almighty, MY WILL BE DONE!

[Delirium]

that fat little hobbit...

[Electromaster]

Hey. That's me.

[Delirium]

i practice safe sex

[Electromaster]

i practice safe sex
Wishful thinking. We have long since evolved beyond the need for asses.

[hansi]

One shot, one kill.

[Delirium]

@predator
your momma is so fat that i think don king will pop out of her ass and say "only in america!"

[Electromaster]

Brijem ja nekako da većina vas baš ne kuži ovu temu.

Ok ratujte citatima iz filmova...
Dakle. Netko stavi citat iz filma, a slijedeći mora staviti drugi citat, koji na humorističan način [hopefully]Sowna onaj iznad njega. Get it now?

[GeraltofSmeg]

But I'm warning you Hapsburg you so much as sneeze and I'm going to be there to wipe your nose. Uvrijedio ga je taj penis, jel

[Medolina]

Did I do that????

[Macolla]

If your head comes away from your neck, you have done it !

[Wolfwrath]

I'll be back... (@inside)

[Razzarach]

i have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass............and i"m all out of bubble gum

[Medolina]

i have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass............and i"m all out of bubble gum

Well, if you don't like it, you can kiss my furry little butt!

[Electromaster]

Don't mind if I already did.

[Sickmanno1]

Why God? Whhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyy!!!?!?!

[Electromaster]

Everybody was doing it... I just wanted to be popular.

[Medolina]

Everybody was doing it... I just wanted to be popular.

Watch your mouth, boy!

[Electromaster]

I apologize for nothing!

[Electromaster]

Huh? Oh, sure. Knock yourself out.

Kad nitko neće da posta, jel... :|

[Razzarach]

bar nisi fejlao u c/panju kvouta. :((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((( ((((((
znam ga napamet, pogledo sam isećak iz filma ....puno puta
a i igro sam dukea dugo^^

[Razzarach]

Huh? Oh, sure. Knock yourself out.

Kad nitko neće da posta, jel... :|
cmon" I'm an equal opportunity ass kicker

[Delirium]

are youStalking to me?

[Razzarach]

are youStalking to me?
eat shit and die

[Electromaster]

Hmm, not right now.

[Delirium]

Guess again freakshow dukes coming back to town and the last thing that s gonna go through your head before you die is my size 13 boot!

[Razzarach]

Why dont you try sticking your head up your ass? See if it fits.

[Delirium]

im gonna tear your head off and shit down your neck!

[Electromaster]

Kiss my front-butt!

[Mr Vercetti]

Who are you talking to now?

[Electromaster]

Og. Gorilla Emperor of Earth.

[Mr Vercetti]

Yeah whatever.

[Electromaster]

Hey. Do I preach at you when you're lying stoned in the gutter?

[Electromaster]

Lies, lies and slander!

[Mr Vercetti]

"I heard you the first time, you British piece of shit!... Aaah!"

[Electromaster]

Ah, so now my character has a British accent?

[Mr Vercetti]

Yes.

[Electromaster]

Quiet, you!

[Mr Vercetti]

"Say that word again and I'll blow your head to pieces."

[Electromaster]

Sir, you're just a little enraged 'cause you're dying.

[Mr Vercetti]

"Insult me once, shame on you. Insult me twice, shame on the Colonel."

[Mr Vercetti]

"Yaaawn... You two gonna blabber some more or can I go to bed now?"

[Electromaster]

Can't we just cuddle?

[Medolina]

Ain't no cudd'ling in my world, boy!!

[Electromaster]

Hmph. I've heard *that* line before.

[Electromaster]

But... I know you in the future! I clean your poop!

[Medolina]

But... I know you in the future! I clean your poop!

Do you feel lucky now? Well do ya punk??

[Mr Vercetti]

"You talkin' to ME? Huh?"

[TeraBajt]

"kako ovo saka."

[Midwintertears]

What happens on the Mile stays on the Mile. Always has.

[Midwintertears]

I have every faith in your reconciliatory navigational skills, Mr. Gibbs, now where is that monkey, I want to shoot something!

[Midwintertears]

I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!

[Midwintertears]

...My compass works fine.

[Mr Vercetti]

Weaklings, all of ye!

[Midwintertears]

'Ello, beastie.

[Mr Vercetti]

Go ahead, threaten me like you have the American people for so long! You're part of a dying breed, Hapsburg, like people who can name all fifty states! The truth hurts, doesn't it, Hapsburg? Oh sure, maybe not as much as landing on a bicycle with the seat missing, but it hurts!

OFF: Ček iz kojeg je to filma gledo sam ga nedavno

[Midwintertears]

Have you not met Will Turner? He's noble, heroic - terrific soprano. Worth at least four... maybe three and a half.

[Mr Vercetti]

He's gonna kill you all, run for yo' lives!

[Midwintertears]

Darling, I am truly unhappy to have to tell you this, but through an unfortunate and entirely unforeseeable series of circumstances that had nothing whatsoever to do with me, poor Will has been press-ganged into Davy Jones's crew.

[Mr Vercetti]

You damn right, you. Reckon that you gonna become my assistant son.

[Midwintertears]

The purpose of life is to end.

[Mr Vercetti]

Since when are YOU a philosopher?

[Mr Vercetti]

I do not think so. We are doomed allready.

[Midwintertears]

Now... bring me that horizon. And really bad eggs. Drink up me 'earties. Yo ho.

[Mr Vercetti]

If I may say so, Sir, you have a rather peculiar appetite.

[Maja]

You have a problem with that?

[Electromaster]

Don't mind if I do.

[Nodakim]

Your punishment is death.

[Electromaster]

Huh? Oh, sure. Knock yourself out.

[Nodakim]

"Heeeere's Johnny"

[Maja]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

To je, basically, svaka ženska u svakom akcijskom filmu :?

[The Jackal]

Let's rock

[Nemo159]

What`s your favorite scary movie?

[Mr Vercetti]

"Sir! I demand you leave this front IMMEADIETLY!"

[Delirium]

They ask can this game be saved...I ask can this game be loaded

[r0rschach]

Go ahead, make my day.

[Mr Vercetti]

"Oh, why do you Americans hate England so bad? Why?"

[Midwintertears]

Oh, so we do. Signal Jones to give no quarter. That should brighten his day.

[Maja]

WHO ARE YOU MONSTERS?! Is any of you I. C. Wiener?


Random quote, lol

[Electromaster]

Futurama. <3

OT: I. C. Weiner. Aww... I always thought by this stage in my life I'd be the one making the crank calls.

[Delirium]

Grampa is that you (will rock)

[Wolfwrath]

An thou shall count to 3, not 2,not 4,and especially not 5, and then you shall throw the holy hand grenade.

[Midwintertears]

It is my nature. Would you love me if I was anything but what I am?

[Delirium]

INFIDEL!!!

[Mr Vercetti]

"Whatcha doin', trynna insult me?!"

[Lord Ragnarok]

badger badger badger badger
badger badger badger badger
badger badger badger badger
badger badger badger badger

[TeraBajt]

kako je ovo random i retardirano pun kurac.

može.

[Mr Vercetti]

Suck... my...cock!!1

[Midwintertears]

Will you tell me something? Have you come because you need my help to save a certain distressing damsel? Er... rather damsel in distress? Either one.

[Midwintertears]

Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?

[Midwintertears]

Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, when one only remembers to turn on the light.

[Midwintertears]

Nerviraš me već pomalo. :roll:

[Midwintertears]

My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled.

[Raz]

“Thought is an infection. In the case of certain thoughts, it becomes an epidemic.”

[Hellboy]

"I am Saurfang. Brother of Broxigar. You know me to be the Supreme Commander of the Might of Kalimdor. An orc - a true orc warrior - wishes for one thing: To die in the glory of battle against a hated enemy. Some of you have fought in battles. Peace has been with us for many years. Many years we sat idle but many years we battled. In those years - where strife the land and Legion and Scourge sacked our homes, killed our families - these insects dwelled beneath us. Beneath our homes - waiting. Waiting to crush the life from our little ones. To slay all in their path. This they do for their god. And for our gods? We defend. We stand. We show that as one. United. We destroy. Their god will fall. To die today, on this field of battle, is to die an orcish death. To die today is to die for our little ones. Our old ones. Our… loved ones. Would any of you deny yourselves such a death? Such an honor?"

[Midwintertears]

And I thought my jokes were bad.

[Delirium]

You can run but you cant hide, if you cross my back ill make sure you feel my wrath

[Midwintertears]

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

[str1k3r]

Some may question your right to destroy 10 billion people. Those who understand realise that you have no right to let them live.

[Midwintertears]

I believe whatever doesn't kill you, simply makes you... stranger.

[str1k3r]

Offtopic warning!
- Jel' mora biti baš samo iz filmova ?

[Midwintertears]

Misliš da će neko guglati odakle je? :wink:

[str1k3r]

Misliš da će neko guglati odakle je? :wink:
Aaa, znači znaš od kud je :)

[Midwintertears]

Nothing. No matches on prints, DNA, dental. Clothing is custom, no labels. Nothing in his pockets but knives and lint. No name, no other alias.

[Delirium]

lets just say my foot has an apointment with his ass

[Midwintertears]

Aaa, znači znaš od kud je :)

Exterminatus Extremis? Ako se ne varam.

Hearts can break. Yes. Hearts can break. Sometimes I think it would be better if we died when they did, but we don't.

[Midwintertears]

Be with me always - take any form - drive me mad! Only do not leave me in this abyss, where I cannot find you! Oh, God! it is unutterable! I can not live without my life! I cannot live without my soul!

[str1k3r]

Aaa, znači znaš od kud je :)

Exterminatus Extremis? Ako se ne varam.


Wait, ti se kužiš u wh40k ili je to google? :D
OT
Sometimes if you want to see a change for the better, you have to take things into your own hands.

[Grim]

A good man always knows his limitations.

[str1k3r]

One man can start a landslide with the casting of a single pebble.

[Grim]

Talk low, talk slow and don't say too much.

[str1k3r]

I have heard the silent voices that make your spine tingle with dread.

[Grim]

Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid.

[str1k3r]

Life is a prison, death a release

[Grim]

Healthy, lusty sex is wonderful!

[str1k3r]

Perseverance and silence are the highest virtues.

[Grim]

Get off your butt and join the Marines!

[str1k3r]

Pain and death are illusions of the weak mind. While his gene-seed returns to the Chapter, a Marine cannot die. Without death, pain loses its relevance.

[Grim]

I tried being reasonable, I didn't like it.

[str1k3r]

Reason begets heresy

[Grim]

We boil at different degrees.

[str1k3r]

There is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt.

[Grim]

If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.

[Medolina]

I ain't buying no shit from you, man! ( uzi u crnačkoj ruci okrenut prema tebi )S:D

[str1k3r]

His loyalty couldn’t be bought at any price; but it could be rented remarkably cheaply.

[Grim]

If everything isn't black and white, I say, "Why the hell not?"

[str1k3r]

There is no black and white, only shades of grey.

[Grim]

A horse is a horse,it ain´t make a difference what color it is.

[Medolina]

And it is a one damn good horse.

[str1k3r]

Show me the money.

[Grim]

*showing the money* Ten Million Dollar Baby!

[str1k3r]

Thank you sir! May I have another!

[Grim]

Get off your horse and drink your milk!

[str1k3r]

I never drink...wine.

[Grim]

The clock's ticking, Pops... and I'm only getting older.

[str1k3r]

You know what happens to nosey fellows?

[Grim]

A man's got to do what a man's got to do.

[str1k3r]

Leave me alone! I don't like fast women.

[Grim]

I've had three wives, six children and six grandchildren and I still don't understand women!

[str1k3r]

I told you, don't call me Junior!

[Grim]

This is all very, very touching.

[str1k3r]

Oh, what big birds!

EDIT- ok dat ćemo mu predaha malo, ali samo malo :D

[McPingvin_v2.0]

Vas dva se dobro zabavljate?

Mislim, i drugi bi. Server, recimo. Treba mu predah.

[Grim]

Now listen, old man. You're supposed to be a prophet. I didn't come here to listen to you rattle on about trains. I want to find out about this man, it's obvious you don't know anything.

[Delirium]

YOU DIDNOT SHOOT THAT GREEN SHIT AT ME!!!

[TeraBajt]

THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

[Midwintertears]

Wait, ti se kužiš u wh40k ili je to google? :D

Iskreno, ne baš. Samo sam se dosta naslušala o tome. Bivši... :roll:

I gave you my music... made your song take wing... and now, how you've repaid me: denied me and betrayed me. He was bound to love you when he heard you sing... Christine... Christine...

[Medolina]

Wait, ti se kužiš u wh40k ili je to google? :D

Iskreno, ne baš. Samo sam se dosta naslušala o tome. Bivši... :roll:

I gave you my music... made your song take wing... and now, how you've repaid me: denied me and betrayed me. He was bound to love you when he heard you sing... Christine... Christine...

Daj, molim te... I ptice na grani znaju za space marines... i odvratne orkove....S:D

[str1k3r]

Wait, ti se kužiš u wh40k ili je to google? :D

Iskreno, ne baš. Samo sam se dosta naslušala o tome. Bivši... :roll:

I gave you my music... made your song take wing... and now, how you've repaid me: denied me and betrayed me. He was bound to love you when he heard you sing... Christine... Christine...

Daj, molim te... I ptice na grani znaju za space marines... i odvratne orkove....S:D

Ne vrti se sve oko Adeptus Astartes i orkova u Warhammer40k-u :)

OT- You can't handle the truth.

[Midwintertears]

Past the point of no return. No backward glances... our games of make-believe are at an end! Past all thought of if or when. No use resisting... abandon thought and let the dream descend! What raging fire shall flood the soul? What rich desires unlock its door? What sweet seductions lie before us? Past the point of no return. The final threshold... what warm unspoken secrets will we learn? Beyond the point of no... return!

[Mr Vercetti]

I hate that song.

[The Patriot]

"Eat shit, fuckface."

[Jopax]

"Screw you guys, I'm going home"

[TeraBajt]

kako je ovo retardirano i random.

[The Patriot]

"That... that.... son of a bitch is trying to eat MY bacon!"

[Midwintertears]

René! What are you doing with your arms around that girl?

[Delirium]

its the Rigga-ding-dong song!

[Midwintertears]

Shut up, you silly old bat.

[str1k3r]

It is I, Leclerc.
Allo Allo <3

[Midwintertears]

Edith! Yvette! Maria! Oh! Does nobody hear the cries of an poor old woman!?

[megalodon]

Shut up, you silly old bat, you're gonna get us all shot.

[str1k3r]

Collonelo, my firend

[Midwintertears]

Good moaning! :pray:

Ja umirem svaki put kad se Crabtree pojavi.

[Delirium]

listen carefully i shall say this only once

[Midwintertears]

My heart goes boom-titi-boom... titi-boom.

[str1k3r]

Good Mowning.

[Delirium]

and Colonel Von Strom

[str1k3r]

SQuick get the the fallen maddona with z big boobies.

[str1k3r]

Allo London, Allo London, this is Nighthawk.

[Midwintertears]

That's why I don't fool around with girls.

[Delirium]

kako se preziva onaj gestapovac nemogu se sjetit otto....

[str1k3r]

EDIT :)
joj da, ono je Engelbert Von Smallhausen

[Midwintertears]

Da a beautiful laidy i-a kiss-a your hand.

[TeraBajt]

tits or gtfo.

[Midwintertears]

Generalissimo, I embrace you.

[nosferatu25]

"Frankly, my darling, I don't give a damn."

[King tiger]

u allo allo duhu

Heile Mussolini !

inače

The best books... are those that tell you what you know already.

[The Patriot]

Nazi pigs...! *pljuc*!

Offtopic:

Otkad je ovo postalo Allo allo quote wars

[Jopax]

ekšuli je
"Those damn communists" pa onda pljuc XD

[The Patriot]

"Darn it mister Jawnson, why cant you be like me?"

[TeraBajt]

srbine.

[Medolina]

Now, mister, you shouldn't talk that way with older then yourself!

[str1k3r]

Okay. I call my lawyer. He's the best lawyer in Miami. He's such a good lawyer, that by tomorrow morning, you gonna be working in Alaska. So dress warm.

[Midwintertears]

Offtopic:Otkad je ovo postalo Allo allo quote wars
Odkako sam ja krenula sa postanjem.

The good news is there is no more bad news.

[str1k3r]

KLAP!

[Midwintertears]

Good moaning, Herr Flock. And von Smellhorsen.

[The Patriot]

Rene! What are you doing with your hands around zat woman!...

[The Patriot]

I have come to give Ronny a massage.

[str1k3r]

Better fealty, than the wrath of the warriors in Thunder armour. Better submission, than the enmity of the World's new Master.

[Medolina]

Ha?

[Delirium]

Prosper As Tau Shall!

[str1k3r]

Abhor the Night, it is the Light that Endures!

[Delirium]

Heresy Comes from idleness!

[Midwintertears]

The Pearl's gone, along with its captain.

[Maja]

Nothing left now but for the captain to go down with the ship!

[Electromaster]

Why, that's surprisingly noble of you sir.

[Midwintertears]

I guess, some people are just born with tragedy in their blood.

[Medolina]

And others are born to spill that very blood...

[str1k3r]

Redeem them with Sword and Fire!

[Midwintertears]

Random thoughts for Valentine's Day, 2004. Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies. To make people feel like crap.

[Delirium]

...Space Marines, the imperiums super-soldiers were next to come

[str1k3r]

... and they shall know no fear.

[Raz]

Violent lives ending violently, we never die in bed. Not allowed.
Something in our personalities perhaps? Some animal urge?

[Medolina]

Always. And why is that? Because humans are animals...

[Raz]

There's nothing great about being able to kill!

[The Patriot]

"Ooh Rene, embrace me with your manly arms...!"

[Midwintertears]

I could die right now, Clem. I'm just... happy. I've never felt that before. I'm just exactly where I want to be.

[Sickmanno1]

We had to hear it from your own lips.

[Midwintertears]

I find your interest interesting.

[Feanor]

The king's navy will not rest until every mutineer is captured and executed. Wherever you go, wherever you hide a thousand ships will search you out.

[Delirium]

The Fate of us all
Lies deep in the dark
When time stands still at the iron hill

[Midwintertears]

Too many guys think I'm a concept, or I complete them, or I'm gonna make them alive. But I'm just a fucked-up girl who's lookin' for my own peace of mind; don't assign me yours.

[Chupacabra]

So this how liberty dies... With thunderous applause...

[Midwintertears]

Fifteen men on a Dead man's chest. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum. Drink and the Devil had done for the rest. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

[Kid A]

Even if a pawn becomes a queen, it is still just a playing piece...

[The Boz]

Mislim da se davno izgubio smisao topica...

[Kid A]

Ja ne znam ni koji je smisao samo ubacujem random quotove :D
Nisam znao da ovo ima poentu

[The Boz]

Pa da, a poanta je slično kao i ostali Warz. Staviti citat koji je na neki način vezan za prethodni, i može ga "savladati".

[Chupacabra]

Even if a pawn becomes a queen, it is still just a playing piece...

...and yet, every piece can and will fall into place.

[Midwintertears]

Oi, fish face! Lose something, aye?

[McPingvin_v2.0]

Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast!

[The Boz]

...I give up.

[Midwintertears]

:hug:

[McPingvin_v2.0]

...I give up.
Daj, pa kvot mi totalno pobjeđuje Srednjezimskosuzin :(

[The Boz]

Nije bio namjenjen tebi :p

[Midwintertears]

Uvijek je žena kriva.

[McPingvin_v2.0]

Kog si to citirala? Mislim, nepobjediv je.

[Luka123]

damn you!!!