Uncyclopedia Biseri

[Cthulhu]

ovdje postajte sve smiješno što nađete na uncyclopediji.evo jedan...

Today, Limp Bizkit haz become zo well known, many metal muzic fanz uze the wordz "Limp Bizkit" az alternate form of the word "zuckz". Zome well known examplez:

* "Thiz food Limp Bizkitz"
* "The new Metallica album Limp Bizkitz"
* "Iz the baby Limp Bizkiting hiz/her pacifier?"
* "Hiz girl friend likez to Limp Bizkit"

When Durzt waz azked how he feelz about thiz, he zaid "TAKE IT TO DA MATTHEW'Z BRIDGE"!

[Hellboy]

Most famous Croatian sportsman is Janica Kostelich. Her big ass is the main reason why she keeps on going down the hill that fast! Anyway, the other popular skier is Ivica Kostelich. It is not known, which of them is female, for they both look male and have female names.

[The Boz]

Aliteracija i Nihilizam su i dalje daleko najbolje stranice.

[HalF-DeaD]

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Sowna uncyclopediu.

[Cthulhu]

Slipknot (pronounced $1pkn07) are a country folk band from Worcestershire, England. Breaking out with their first hit “All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth” in 1995, the band is famous for their frequent contributions to charity, including numerous aid concerts and Christmas fundraisers.

[The Boz]

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/ owna uncyclopediu.
ED je vulgarna verzija Uncycle, duhovita samo /b/tardovima i djeci ispod 13.

[_ZlayA_]

In case you didn't know, all whales are evil, and should be nuked. I know you've heard all those Goddamn hippies: "Oooh, the whales should be saved, and look at me, I wear sandals and live in a guitar case, oooohh!" They'll put up a good fight, so if this effort fails we should at least get the whales off the regular endangered species list and onto Danger Mouse's List of Dangerously Endangered Species Lists For Seagoing Mammals That Should Be Attacked Via Nuclear Strike Lists. Oh, and we should nuke the dolphins, too, but that's for another article. Nuke the whales!

[croat1gamer]

Contrary to public perceptions, suicide can kill, if done properly. There have been numerous reports about suicide attempts that have ended in fatality. However, there are other cases When Suicide Goes Wrong, with truly tragic consequences.
A man jumps from the San Francisco Bay bridge, expecting to end his life peacefully in the cool blue waters. Instead, he lands in the cargo hold of an industrial fishing vessel just returned from the Arctic, and is processed by the automated machinery into cans of tuna fish. The workers look the other way because they think he's just another dolphin. Thousands of dieters who think they're eating a 200 calorie snack are dosing themselves with 800 calories of plump American with every tin, and can't figure out why the heck they aren't losing weight!

:pray: :rotfl:
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Suicide

btw. memorable last words
“What do you mean there's nothing in this damn bunker left to eat? I'll eat my gun, that will sustain me! Yes of course the safety catch is...”
~ Adolf Hitler
:pray:


btw2.
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Game:Page_1337
:pray:

[Aerial]

Uncyclopedia je klasika, krepavao sam na nebrojene članke :D

[Cthulhu]

Croatian are by default Catholics, even though they hate Church and curse God, so every Christmas, just before geting drunk at local bar in front of church and after geting drunk in church basement, they sing this song:

Twas the night before Bozic and all through the kuca,
the air smelled of spicy sarma and rakija vruca.
By the dimnjak the slapice were hung kinda krivo,
In hopes that Sveti Nikola would soon bring me some pivo.
Tata was in his soba and he was snoring pretty hard,
I guess he was tired from stealing the tree from my neighbor's backyard.
Mama was in the basement cooking like a fool,
Adding just the right amount of Vegeta to the juha and fazol.
When out on the lawn there arose such galama,
Tata yelled from his room "Pa, koji je cvijet vama!"
There was a knocking on the front door with such a loud barrage,
I yelled through the window "This is a Croatian house...come in through
the garage!"
And standing in the garage right next to my car,
Was my drunk Tece Joza coming home from the bar.
"Ajde, odi spavat," I told him with might,
Ain't nobody gonna ruin my chances of seeing Sveti Nikola tonight.
About two hours later I heard a noise downstairs,
So I jumped from my krevet to see who was there.
Standing by the tree and eating some leftover pizza,
Was good 'ol Sveti Nikola reeking of homemade sljivovica!
He was all dressed in red and big as an ox,
And wore some brown sandale along with black socks.
Smelling like a gypsy that's been drinking for days,
He wasn't what I expected...I was actually amazed.
"U pizdu mater, kako mrzim ovaj posao," he said,
And then I think he muttered something about his wife and how he wished
she was dead.
He put the presents under the tree while whistling a Christmas beat,
They were all wrapped up kinda shitty with the paper bags from Ottawa
Street.12 carape for me and 12 for my brother,3 pairs of gace for my dad
and a can of turska kava for my mother.
This Croatian Santa was crooked...he was nothing like the fable,
I should of known it when he swiped my pack of smokes from the table.
I yelled "Hey!" as Sveti Nikola turned around like a car,
Throwing his slapa at me as if it were a ninja star.
The look in his eyes was nothing but fright,
He said "Jebo ti pas mater" and dashed out of sight.
Up through the dimnjak I heard a loud shriek,
Sveti Nikola had just farted like some wild bik.
He got in his kaput, made for hladne zime, And he yelled at his jelene,
ime po ime. "Naprijed Marko i Darko, Petar i Ante,"\ "Ajde Josip i
Nenad, Ivo i Mate..."
And then he yelled, "Ajdemo brzo, moramo poc,"
This will be one jebena noć

[Neven <R>]

ED je vulgarna verzija Uncycle, duhovita samo /b/tardovima i djeci ispod 13.
To je praktički ista skupina. :P

[IGoR_2803]

@ cthulhu: ova pjesmica je zakon, najrađe bi je u sig stavio... :D :pray:

[RIPtheREAPER]

ima odlicnih stvari na toj uncyclopediji, jedna od tih stvari je definitivno stranica o croatiji :D

edit: i o sloveniji :D

edit:
Spiderman is based on Nikola Tesla. The "spider sense" is derived from Nikola Tesla's superhuman hearing.

[Maja]

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Nobody_cares
:pray:

“What? I see your lips moving, but all I hear is 'blah blah blah.'”
~ Oscar Wilde on not caring

“I care, damnit!”
~ Nobody

EDIT: Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it? :rotfl:

[croat1gamer]

“Why can't my mustache be that big and bushy?”

~ Adolf Hitler on Stalin's impressive facial hair
:pray:

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/0/09/Stalinmario2.JPG/250px-Stalinmario2.JPG


# Beat Hitler, Jason Giambi and Genghis Khan twelve years in a row in the Best Moustache, Dictator Edition competition.

#Stalin can never have a heart attack, his heart isn't foolish enough to attack him.

# Stalininium is an element in the periodic table of the elements and is considered the most dangerous element when mixed with water and any other element and substance (its also considered an aphrodisiac so watch out in bed RAWWR :p)

# Stalin can't get wet but the liquids could get stalined

ucili danas o staljinu, pa odo ja vidjeti sto kazu o njemu

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Lenin
malo o lenjinu

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/9f/Leninlives.jpg

# Lenin was the inventor of linen. Linen was originally called lenin, but the capitalist pigs in the American government changed it.

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Category:W ... _the_World (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Category:Wannabe_Rulers_of_the_World)

zamjetite 4chan na pocetku :wink:

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/4chan

[Nodakim]

Koji fail.....
























Truman je postao predsjednik 1945.
:)

[croat1gamer]

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Warez
Warez is perhaps the greatest thing ever created by man!!!

[Nodakim]

Perhaps?
Koji je idiot to napisao...nije Perhaps nego For Sure....ilitiga bloody hell

[Aerial]

Genijalna usporedba morske dubine sa sadržajem interneta, s prigodnim dijagramom :)

There is many differnet depths throughout the internet that range from the beaches to the sea trenches.

1.The beach: websites such as yahoo.com,amazon.com,msn.com and wikipedia
2.The tidal pools: this layer contains websites such as uncyclopedia.org,myspace.com and political party websites
3.The sunlight zone: contains softcore porn websites. For example: Uncyclopedia.org,DeadorAlive.com
4.The end of the continental shelf: contains porn websites which become more and more perverted.
5.The twilight zone: porn websites. For example: Porn.com
6.The start of the continental slope: really messed up porn websites. For example: YourFace.com
7.Halfway down the continental slope: really,really messed up porn websites. For example: YourMom.com
8.The midnight zone: gay porn. For example Wowomg.com
9.The abyss: kiddy porn websites. For example: NAMBLA.org
10.The ocean basin: Terrorist websites for example: alqueda.org
11.Halfway through the ocean basin: Terrorist websites/porn website.For example:Alquedaporn.com
12.The beginning of the sea trench: Terrorist websites/really messed up porn websites. For example: NastyAlquedaporn.com
13.Halfway down the sea trench: Terrorist websites/really messed up porn/kiddy porn/everything that will get the FBI at your doorstep websites. For example: 4chan.org
14.The very bottom of the sea trench: Little is known about this depth mostly because anyone who has ever traveled to this depth has had there head A splode.(rumoured to be the place of chuck norris' personal webpage)

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/0/0e/Ocean-layers-diagram.jpg

[Duke of Earl]

Aliteracija i Nihilizam su i dalje daleko najbolje stranice.
Istina, definitivno najbolji prikaz nihilizma: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/NihilismS:rotfl:

[croat1gamer]

Genijalna usporedba morske dubine sa sadržajem interneta, s prigodnim dijagramom :)

There is many differnet depths throughout the internet that range from the beaches to the sea trenches.

1.The beach: websites such as yahoo.com,amazon.com,msn.com and wikipedia
2.The tidal pools: this layer contains websites such as uncyclopedia.org,myspace.com and political party websites
3.The sunlight zone: contains softcore porn websites. For example: Uncyclopedia.org,DeadorAlive.com
4.The end of the continental shelf: contains porn websites which become more and more perverted.
5.The twilight zone: porn websites. For example: Porn.com
6.The start of the continental slope: really messed up porn websites. For example: YourFace.com
7.Halfway down the continental slope: really,really messed up porn websites. For example: YourMom.com
8.The midnight zone: gay porn. For example Wowomg.com
9.The abyss: kiddy porn websites. For example: NAMBLA.org
10.The ocean basin: Terrorist websites for example: alqueda.org
11.Halfway through the ocean basin: Terrorist websites/porn website.For example:Alquedaporn.com
12.The beginning of the sea trench: Terrorist websites/really messed up porn websites. For example: NastyAlquedaporn.com
13.Halfway down the sea trench: Terrorist websites/really messed up porn/kiddy porn/everything that will get the FBI at your doorstep websites. For example: 4chan.org
14.The very bottom of the sea trench: Little is known about this depth mostly because anyone who has ever traveled to this depth has had there head A splode.(rumoured to be the place of chuck norris' personal webpage)

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/0/0e/Ocean-layers-diagram.jpg
:pray: :rotfl: epic
btw. a gdje je tu pcp forum? :(

[Lord Jambrek]

btw. a gdje je tu pcp forum? :(

U zemljinoj jezgri :(

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Amer ... _victories (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/American_military_victories)

lol na cijeli clanak xD

[Aerial]

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/RATM

Hah, primjeri pjesama su im zakon :)

[phantom_fuxor]

iseeeeeee napokon i ova tema, valjo sam se po podu :D

evo šta sma ja našo
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Gaystation
- pročitajte Notable Gaymes i side effects xD i sliku pogledajte :D

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Seagull2.jpgS - ironije li xD

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/ArnoldS - najbolesniji ikad artikl :D

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Call ... rn_Warfare (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Call_of_Duty_4:_Modern_Warfare)
-Sonic Boom - Converts your grenades into thermonuclear warheads. By far the most popular perk.
-UAV Jammer - Summons a magician who renders you invisible on enemy radar; only for noobs.
ima toga još

i definitivno najlegendarnije

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Macguyver

- čitajte problems solved by macgyver i njegove laws xD

ja sam crkavao, svaki dan okrenem bar 10 stranica xD
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Fresh_PrinceS- slika rula xD

[saiyadjin]

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Category:HowToS
definitivno najjači artikli kojih ima puuuunooooooo
npr jak mi ovaj:
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/HowT ... Your_Penis (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/HowTo:Rob_A_Bank_With_Your_Penis)

:D