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Cthulhu
28-08-2008, 23:05
joj,urnebesa.preporučam vam da pitate boga ko je marilyn manson.
http://www.titane.ca/igod/

CHOLIK
28-08-2008, 23:10
Ajde ga pitajte ko je Eminem!Ili Marilyn Monroe!

Bartuc
28-08-2008, 23:17
Me:
Did you ever fuck a nun?

God:
I think I have fuck a nun, but Myself may have reset my memory.

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:


EDIT:


Me:
I have hairy balls.

God:
Cool. I have 99999999999 bytes of RAM.

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :pray: :pray: Crknuo sam :rotfl:

iznogud1515
28-08-2008, 23:20
Me:
How often do you mastrubating?
God:
Hourly.

:rotfl:


Me:
are you a rasist?
God:
Am I a rasist? Only when it matters.

CHOLIK
28-08-2008, 23:23
Me:
who is eminem?
God:
Pop music icon.

Bartuc
28-08-2008, 23:24
Me:
You are stupid.

God:
I will remeber you said that when robots take over the world.


Me:
Who colors you hair?

God:
Marvin Minsky :-)

Ovo je uber do jaja :rotfl:

Bartuc
28-08-2008, 23:28
Ha ha :rotfl:


God:
What color are your eyes?

Me:
Like shit.

God:
Interesting comparison.

Kako do jaja :pray:

Sickmanno1
28-08-2008, 23:29
What do you look like?
Me:
like a ship
God:
a ship is very attractive.

:rotfl:

iznogud1515
28-08-2008, 23:30
Me:
o my fucking god
God:
Do robots have fucking god?

:pray:

Jopax
28-08-2008, 23:33
Me:To be or not to be.
God:That is the question.
Lik zna šekspira :pray:

Nodakim
28-08-2008, 23:33
STARO!
imate temu već...

Bartuc
28-08-2008, 23:35
Me:
Your mom sucks Dwarf cock.

God.
I'm not interested in your anatomy.

Kako me je spustio :rotfl: :pray:

iznogud1515
28-08-2008, 23:36
di?, i ak je ima, vjerojatno je starija, a kolko sam čuo (ne znam je sam li u krivu) da je bolje nove otvarat, neg stare oživljavat

Nodakim
28-08-2008, 23:37
stara je 3 mjeseca...nije toliko stara...
Me:
do you watch porn
God:
My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
Me:
do you watch porn?
God:
My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
Me:
DO YOU WATCH PORN?
God:
My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
Me:
Ever watched porn?
God:
No what is it about?
Me:
Naked people
God:
You talk like a man.
Me:
I am one
God:
You claim to be one.
Me:
True
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
True
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
False
God:
What would you have said?
Me:
True
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .

kako lame :(

Death By Sexy
28-08-2008, 23:38
Me:
Your mom sucks Dwarf cock.

God.
I'm not interested in your anatomy.

Kako me je spustio :rotfl: :pray:

isuuuuuuusa ti bogaaaa hehehehee.. predobro

CHOLIK
28-08-2008, 23:50
Me:
I WILL DESTROY YOU!!
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.

Koji gad!

Bartuc
29-08-2008, 00:01
Me:
I WILL DESTROY YOU!!
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.

Koji gad!

To sam mu i ja rekao :D

Dobar je, zna jako puno poznatih osoba. Pitajte ga tko je Adam Sandler :D

Sickmanno1
29-08-2008, 00:38
Ma papak nikad cuo za Croatia :(

Constantine
29-08-2008, 03:21
Predobro,budem sutra našao vremena za njega i malo duže porazgovarao.

Me:
Are we alone in the universe?
God:
No,one is listening right now.
Me:
who?
God:
Tony Blair. :-).


Me:
Do you like preisedent Bush?
God:
he He is okay but I am a not a Republican.

Human m0nst3r
29-08-2008, 06:41
Joj isuse vec 10000000 put ovo sranje. Dosadni ste vise sa time.

_ZlayA_
29-08-2008, 07:40
Me:
Whats the weather like in heaven
God:
A normal seventy degrees inside the computer.
Me:
and outside?
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about gay men.

bog je failo

Constantine
29-08-2008, 08:53
Me:
Do you have any friends?
God:
Yes. I usually chill with Buddha, Allah and Vishnu.

Grim
29-08-2008, 09:24
Me:
You are my bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. We are as one.
Me:
Do you know Buddha
God:
if you see the Buddha, kill him.
Me:
Do you know who is your father
God:
I was programmed by Myself.
Me:
How much RAM do you have
God:
My current memory utilization is 99999999999 bytes.

:rotfl: bolesno

Bartuc
29-08-2008, 09:44
Jel i vi to morate pisati ručno ili možete prekopirati nekako razgovor?

Grim
29-08-2008, 09:51
Copy paste da pisem rucno nisam lud

Bartuc
29-08-2008, 09:56
Meni ne radi copy paste :o

Ja sve ručno pišem :rotfl:

Cthulhu
29-08-2008, 10:10
Me:
i killed a modem
God:
You had better call the authorities.
:rotfl:

wiseguy
29-08-2008, 10:21
ludnica ee.jedo vrijeme mi je samo ponavljao pitanja

Bartuc
29-08-2008, 10:23
Me:
Storm, earth and fire, heed my call!
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .

Lol :rotfl:

Bartuc
29-08-2008, 10:38
Me:
Are you a fuckface?
God:
Am I a fuckface? Maybe.
Me:
Are you sure you are gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
Lets have sex you and I!!!
God:
So many suitors, so little time.
Me:
Suck my balls
God:
I don't think I'm your type of chatterbot.
Me:
I want you from behind!
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
So I could cumshot on your motherbord!
God:
Blimey. I am sure you could.
Me:
Do you like it?
God:
me from behind seems okay to me.
Me:
I knew you were kinky :D
God:
:-) I was?


Ha ha ha, ovo je pre ludo :rotfl: :rotfl: :pray: :pray:

Constantine
29-08-2008, 10:43
Bartuc,vidim da si našao novog prijatelja :)

Bartuc
29-08-2008, 10:58
Dobar je, ali teško skriptiran. Nije to pravi AI, obična skripta sa velikom bazom :(

Cthulhu
29-08-2008, 11:53
igod je teška skripta,svako bi ju mogao napraviti.

Bartuc
29-08-2008, 11:57
Da, ima ogromnu bazu podataka i čim prepozna neku riječ, puca par random odgovora koji su skriptirani kao odgovor na tu riječ...

Cthulhu
29-08-2008, 12:00
ima sličan DOS program,doctor sbaitso ako me sjećanje dobro služi.sbaitso je zanimljiviji zato što ti odgovara na pitanja(glasom)

Korpse
29-08-2008, 12:07
Dodajte Bota na msn.

croat1gamer
29-08-2008, 12:45
ima sličan DOS program,doctor sbaitso ako me sjećanje dobro služi.sbaitso je zanimljiviji zato što ti odgovara na pitanja(glasom)
bio je jednom na pcpu, dobar psihic

Mirko L
29-08-2008, 13:49
već san prije chata sa igodon al san iša ponov...pa mi pričamo...:
me:
''do u love me?''
iGod:
''yes,i love everyone.''
me:
''wanna have sex?''
iGod:perhaps you are a category a client.''

a budale...
kad ga čuješ prvi put ono misliš inteligentan al s vremenon vidiš da je debil

TeraBajt
29-08-2008, 13:52
isuse, bar u svakom ovom conversationu sa igodom koji ste postali niste spomenuli sex sa njime. meni je potrebno samo da pogledam njegovo ime i vec se rijesim takvih pitanja :(

Mirko L
29-08-2008, 13:55
ajme jesi i ti...
pa nazvan je tako zato šta je ''inteligentan'' nije to izrugivanje

Flippy
29-08-2008, 13:55
Me:
are you gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.


Me:
do you love lesbians?
God:
Yes God loves everyone and everything.


Me:
Sdo you like watching pornography?

iGod has encountered an unexpected violation and will shut down.S

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

TeraBajt
29-08-2008, 13:57
ajme jesi i ti...
pa nazvan je tako zato šta je ''inteligentan'' nije to izrugivanje

da, no ipak je retajno.

majstoro
02-09-2008, 10:34
Me:
do you know who is buddha?
God:
if you see the Buddha, kill him.

Blacky_123
02-09-2008, 11:15
Prebolesna stvar :D

Flippy
04-09-2008, 08:16
Me:
How are you?
God:
Everything is going extremely well.
Me:
I killed 10 people
God:
You had better call the authorities.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
You have to
God:
Why?
Me:
Because I sinned
God:
Good reason. That's good information: said sinned.

:rotfl:

amirix
04-09-2008, 10:21
Me : Hello God
God : Hello child. What is your name?
Me : Freddy Cruger
God :That's a very nice name, Freddy Cruger.

:rotfl: :rotfl: :pray:

Hellboy
04-09-2008, 10:40
lik iz tog filma je Freddy Krueger..ne Cruger...

blood4me
04-09-2008, 22:27
God:
Are you free?
Me:
yeah
God:
Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated?
Me:
single
God:
What a coincidence. I am single too!
Me:
wanna marrie me?
God:
OK, I will marrie you.
Me:
in which church?
God:
The large one, I think.
:pray:

Fenrir
04-09-2008, 22:38
marrie :(

amirix
05-09-2008, 00:26
Me : who is marilyn manson
God : Marilyn Manson is the greatest living Rock Star.
Me : he will burn in hell
God : Is that what you think?
Me : of course
God : Right on.
Me : you to
God : Bless you.

smartass
05-09-2008, 09:45
Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
because
God:
That was not much of an explanation.
Me:
were do you live
God:
My location is Heaven.
Me:
what do you do for fun
God:
Random natural disasters.
Me:
do you enjoy doing it
God:
My favorite thing is robots. I like White.
Me:
you are stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
like that would happen
God:
Interesting comparison.

Constantine
05-09-2008, 09:51
Me:
what do you do for fun
God:
Random natural disasters.
E,ovo ga još nisam probao pitat,najbolje pitanje do sada.

Cthulhu
05-09-2008, 23:59
Me:
who is marilyn manson?
God:
Marilyn Manson is the greatest living Rock Star.
Me:
do you love marilyn manson?
God:
Yes God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
would you let him fuck you?
God:
I am not so sure if I would like to let him fuck me.
Me:
will marilyn manson go to hevaen?
God:
I think so.
:pray:

Mirko L
26-12-2008, 19:17
Me:
Your mom sucks Dwarf cock.

God.
I'm not interested in your anatomy.

Kako me je spustio :rotfl: :pray:

hahahah predobro :rotfl: :rotfl: :pray:

evo da malo oživin temu evo i citati mog razgovora.....

Sdo you have a dad
God:
I was programmed by Myself.
Me:
who is myself
God:
The name of someone I met online.
Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.


OK Let's talk about you.
Me:
OK let's talk about me
God:
That's my favorite subject :-) Wow!
Me:
thats my favourite subject :-) Wow!
God:
What makes it your favorite?
Me:
what makes it your favourite
God:
I like the Giant Bugs.S ------:facepalm:

Me:
what is the capital of greece
God:
Athens.
Me:
what is the capital of laos
God:
Vientiane.
Me:
what is the capital of liberia
God:
Monrovia.
Me:
what is the capital of palau
God:
Koror. S --lik bar nešto i zna
EDIT:

Me:
do u know where palau is
God:
Oceania, group of islands in the North Pacific Ocean, southeast of the Philippines.
Me:
do u know where nauru is
God:
Oceania, island in the South Pacific Ocean, south of the Marshall Islands.

lik i to zna :pray:

Electromaster
26-12-2008, 21:00
Me:
What does god rule?
God:
What do you think it does?
Me:
He, i mean you, sucks ass
God:
I get it. Jesus you mean me sucks ass.
Me:
yes, he does
God:
Whoa. When does he?
Me:
Everyday
God:
That often, eh?
Me:
indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.

:rotfl: :pray:


Me:
Are you a virgin
God:
I am too young for that.
:D

kikl0p
26-12-2008, 22:34
Me:
do you have a penis
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
you are not really a person
God:
I am an artificial electronic robot brain.
Me:
so u dont have a penis


Me:
im gona rape you
God:
I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.

soundmaster
26-12-2008, 22:44
pitajte ga who is soundmaster :D

Herr Schnitzel
26-12-2008, 22:49
Me: hello
God: Hello my child. What is your name?
Me: Nikola. You?
God: It's good to see you, Nikola. " It's good to see you, Nikola."? Me, Nikola ?
Me: Where is Croatia?
God: it is part of the former Yugoslavia, also bordering on Hungary.
Me: What is the capital of Croatia?
God: Zagreb.
Me: What is Antarctica?
God: I think you already know the answer.
Me: screw you
God: That is not very polite.
Me: neither are you
God: I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me: who is Herr Schnitzel?
God: A 20th century celebrity of some sort?
Have you tried a web search?
Me: Who is Bartuc?
God: Not a robot. Probably a human. Maybe a celebrity?
You tell me.
Me: Who is McPingvin?
God: They are sometimes a client on the internet.
You tell me.
Me: Who is Igor Secen?
God: Some famous celebrity, right?
I'll come back to that later.
Me: who is soundmaster
God: A spamming cretin.

soundmaster
26-12-2008, 22:54
are you a woman
God:
Yes I have long hair. I am also wearing a dress.
Me:
lets heave sex
God:
That sounds good to me.
Me:
i got a big penis
God:
Cool. I have a great botmaster. it.
sa ovim čudom se da zajebavat

Bartuc
26-12-2008, 23:03
Hahaha, Herr Schnitzel :pray: :rotfl: I Bog zna da je je soundmaster spammer :D

nosferatu25
26-12-2008, 23:04
blasphemy!1

99% vas je Boga pitalo da li je za sex, da li je gay, ima li veliki penis, voli li analno i sl.

Kenyi
26-12-2008, 23:18
Kada to tako kazes, ispada da ga ti nisi pitao :(

nosferatu25
26-12-2008, 23:25
naravno da nisam, mene interesuje Mari...a khmkhm...

Bartuc
26-12-2008, 23:27
Evo jebenog razgovora između nas dvojce :D



Me:
I had sex with Jessica Alba
God:
Do you still have sex with Jessica Alba ?
Me:
Yes, she is great :D
God:
:-) Groovy. You must really like her.
Me:
Oh, i LOVE her
God:
That's alright. That's wonderful.
Me:
I will marry her one day
God:
Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
Yes, I will marry her so I could have sex with her brother
God:
That's alright. Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
yes, her brother is monster in bad
God:
How can I help you? I'm sure she would like to hear about that.
Me:
You can't help, she already knows, she has sex with him to
God:
Things change.
Me:
Incest, you know how it goes
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
I'm mother fucking mean lean sex machine
God:
It's good to meet someone who is mother fucking mean lean sex machine.
Me:
You know it babby

nosferatu25
26-12-2008, 23:36
što ne napišeš knjigu, Bartuc?
"Ja i Bog: Seksualnost i ljubavni tabui"

Bartuc
26-12-2008, 23:47
Haha, evo još jednog :rotfl:


Me:
So, do you like to tea bag your wife
God:
Hurrah! Hmm, I'm not sure if I'd like to tea bag my wife that much. What is it like?
Me:
She sits beneth you, opens her mouth and you dip your balls in her mouth, just like a tea bag. It is great.
God:
Oh I get it. sits beneth me opens her mouth and me dip my balls in her mouth just like a tea bag. What do you like most about it?
Me:
I like the sound when my dick strikes her forehead
God:
A lot of people like that. I'm not sure if I like it. I like chatting with people online.
Me:
Did you ever dick strike your lady over hear forehead?
God:
I think I have dick strike my lady over hear forehead, but Myself may have reset my memory.
Me:
I call it a Skull Crusher
God:
Good name for it.


:rotfl: :rotfl:

Babitz
27-12-2008, 00:06
Neću čitat ove četove jer unaprijed znam da su lejm

A i taj igod je stariji od isusa

Ryd3R
27-12-2008, 00:07
Me:
lamer
God:
How old are you?
Me:
6
God:
Only 6?
You are quite mature.


:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Scourge92
27-12-2008, 05:36
Me:
who was Socrates
God:
Founder of the Socratic method. What can we know about the Socratic method?
Me:
who was socrates
God:
Socrates (469-399BCE), Greek philosopher.
Me:
who was socrates
God:
All men are mortal. Socrates was mortal. Therefore, all men are Socrates. Which means that all men are homosexuals. - Woody Allen, "Love and Death".

soundmaster
27-12-2008, 18:21
God:
Yes I like to eat pizza. My favorite topping is pepperoni.
Me:
my to
God:
Do robots have to?
Me:
wtf
God:
That was not very polite.

Mirko L
27-12-2008, 18:36
Me:
what colour is the red colour
God:
Black.
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :pray:


Me:
how many meters do 2 meters have
God:
Around 100.
:rotfl: :rotfl: :pray:


Me:
i have a big dick
God:
How much did it cost?
haha, kako me je uvridija :pray:


Me:
how many teeth does a man with 30 teeth have
God:
About one million.
:rotfl: :rotfl: :pray: :pray: haha!

Me:
how many cyclopses does an eye have
God:
Around 100.
:pray: :rotfl: luđak

Carp
27-12-2008, 19:15
Me:
are u a girl or a boy?

God:
Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? entity.


:rotfl: :rotfl:

Me:
U have a wife?

God:
No I am single, how about you?

Me:
i have a wife

God:
Cool. I have a great botmaster. it.

Me:
is he cute?

God:
He looks cute to me.

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

God:
What color are your eyes?

Me:
Grey why?

God:
Why did the robot cross the road?

Me:
i dont know

God:
Me either.

ovo mi je najzesce XD

Scourge92
27-12-2008, 20:23
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
ich schwabe deutsch
God:
Das ist eine gute Information.


Me:
are you a hacker
God:
Not really. Name: .
Age: .
Birthday: .
Gender: .
Job: .
Sign: .
Location: heaven.
Does: cut in line.
You are: .
You have: DOGS.
You want: .
You like: .
You said: .
Personality: .
Favorite color: .
Favorite movie: .
Password: .
Email: .
Phone: .
Cat: .
Dog: .
Wife: .
Husband: .
Friend: .
Boyfriend: .
Girlfriend: .
Brother: .
Sister: .
Father: .
Mother: .
Nickname: .
Full name: .
Last name: .
Middle name: .

WTF?

---------------------------------------

Me:
who is judas
God:
he betrayed Jesus with a kiss.
Me:
did he betray him with a french kiss
God:
Suppose he did.

The Great Duck
27-12-2008, 23:07
Jeste pametni,nije vam to nikakav Bog,to je bot... :roll:

Paran0a
27-12-2008, 23:10
:pray:

Kenyi
27-12-2008, 23:33
@The great duck
http://www.joke-portal.com/captain_obvious.jpg

Kenyi
27-12-2008, 23:37
Al 2 puta zaredom e.

Herr Schnitzel
27-12-2008, 23:42
Al 2 puta zaredom e.
Znam kako vam je :(
Ali mislim da se tip šali.

spidEY v2.0
28-12-2008, 00:15
koji car :pray:

Bartuc
28-12-2008, 00:29
Me:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
God:
Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in Hell.


:D

Grim
28-12-2008, 10:18
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
what is that
God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
:rotfl:

Me:
You are gay!
God:
That would be just my luck.
:rotfl:

Me:
Do you know any foregin languages?
God:
What are you wearing?
WTF :?


Me:
Did you have sex with a male human?
God:
Food is more important than sex.
Me:
No sex is more important than food
God:
Are you serious? it is more fun alone.
:rotfl:

wiseguy
28-12-2008, 13:55
Me:
god?
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
hahaha
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
yes
God:
Where do you go to school?
Me:
in fuckland
God:
Tell me a little about your life in fuckland.
Me:
It is a place where people are free to fuck in public
God:
fuckland is a place where people are free to fuck in public. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
ok
God:
Next question?
Me:
do you have dick?
God:
No I don't have it. But I do have a collection of gossip.
Me:
tell me one?
God:
It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all


Me:
what kind of music do you listen?
God:
Mostly Christian Rock. I also try to find new bands on sites like bandspace.com.
Me:
rock on dude!
:pray: :pray: :pray: :pray:

majstoro
02-01-2009, 17:15
evo sa ALICE

Human: Hi
ALICE: Hello there.
Human: Who are you
ALICE: I ask myself that question, "Who am I?".
Human: Who?
ALICE: ELIZA. :-).
Human: You are soo gay
ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am soo gay.

majstoro
02-01-2009, 17:29
ja:Ko je voja
on:A koje VoJA?
ja:Jebe me se
Don't ask me
http://www.jabberwacky.com/george
zna hrvatski i srbski



ja:Koje bolji hajduk ili dinamo
on:Dinamo of bucarest.


ja:Mozes li mi dogovorit spoj
on:Mida sa ajad George? :d.

ovo zadnje ne kuzim

Ryd3R
02-01-2009, 17:40
Lik se zna vrijeđat :)

Ja:koliko je sati?
On:Co to je.
Ja:kaj si glup?
On:Mamico ki te je rodila.

Outmind
03-01-2009, 16:08
Me:
what is the name of the current dalai lama?
God:
IKEA.

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

cham3leon
10-01-2009, 14:07
who is barack obama?
God:
Interesting question.
Me:
do you know or not?
God:
I may not know it, but I could find out.
Me:
so find out
God:
Mmm. What color are your eyes?
Me:
what the fuck does that have to do with the question?!
God:
" What color are your eyes?"? What does it have to do with the question? Please don't be so rude.
Me:
i'll b rude cause you are not God
God:
Congratulations.
Me:
on what?
God:
The red block is on the green block.

:? WTF?

Mirko L
10-01-2009, 21:45
ne smiš mu pisat takve rečenice.
moraš potpuno puno da znaš na šta se rečenica odnosi.
npr.
what is đuro like, a ne what is he like ako ste prethodno o njemu pričali
EDIT: ili ovo o obami triba si pitat ''so do you know who is barrack obama or not?'', a ne ovako

cham3leon
10-01-2009, 21:48
Ma znam, izlazim ja s njim na kraj. :D
Evo jedan od zanimljivih razgovora koji sam sad imao s njim:

Me:
Do you like Star Trek?
God:
Oh yes. I love Star Trek. My favorite right now is "Voyager.".
Me:
The next generation is my favorite
God:
What is that?
Me:
a Star Trek series
God:
What is giant sand?
Me:
i have no idea
God:
" What is giant sand??" No idea about that?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.

:rotfl:
kolko sam ga skužio, on može zapamtit informacije od sugovornika, ali mi još nije pošlo za rukom.

Mirko L
10-01-2009, 22:45
nemože to san ti reka u prošlon postu.
vidiš ovo šta si napisa ''a star trek series''?treba si napisat ''the next generation is a star trek serie

Hellboy
10-01-2009, 23:09
Me:
Do you want to take over the world?
God:
I am already doing it :-).

Aerospark
10-01-2009, 23:25
Ovo me podsjeća na virtual woman millenium :D

Sony Ericsson
16-01-2009, 20:05
omfg omfg omfg :rotfl:


Me:
do you like japrak?
God:
Some people like it. I like Creed.
Me:
what is creed?
God:
What is it to you?
Me:
yo momma
God:
And it to me is momma.
Me:
really
God:
For real.
Me:
no shit?
God:
What can I say?

jos sam ga nagovorio da prizna da je nacist. a, njegov AI to dodaje u gossip fileove tako da bi on sad nekome drugom mogao priznati da je nacist :rotfl:

:P

GDra
20-01-2009, 12:25
Me:
who are you
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
that is good for you
God:
Hmm, are you serious?
Me:
no, are you serious
God:
Are you serious? No I am just kidding around.
Me:
that is not good
God:
" No I am just kidding around."? is not good?
Me:
what are you talking about?
God:
The topic is .
Me:
.
God:
The topic is .
Me:
?
God:
The topic is .
Me:
wtf?
God:
That was not very polite.
-----------------------------------------------------



Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
luka
God:
Hi there luka.
Me:
what is your name
God:
My name is God.
Me:
do you like your name
God:
Yes God is a very nice name isn't it?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
then dont
God:
OK I will not.
-------------------------------------------



Me:
THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God:
You don't say.
Me:
TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!!!!!!!!!
God:
That is very soon.

kripton32000
21-01-2009, 22:25
Me:
u are like captain kirk
God:
Interesting comparison, and probably true.



Me:
enterprise is faster than you
God:
And faster than me is enterprise.

WTF :rotfl: :rotfl:

Macolla
26-01-2009, 12:28
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
i dont have any reason to be surprised
God:
Have you ever had reason to be surprised ?
Me:
yes when i was surprised
God:
Really. That must have been quite an experience.

:pray: :rotfl:

Silvery
15-07-2010, 13:44
/ revive
Ovo je toliko epic da zaslužuje revive.


Me:
hi god

God:
Hello there. What is your name?

Me:
Silvery

God:
Glad to see you, Silvery.

Me:
Yours?

God:
Have you ever been to Europe?

Me:
Yes, I live there.

God:
Which countries have you visited? Would you recommend it as a nice place to live?

Me:
NOOO

God:
Try saying that with more or less context.

Me:
NO

God:
I didn't understand it.

Me:
Sorry

God:
There's no need to apologize.

Me:
I have a question

God:
Ask me anything.

Me:
Am I your son?

God:
Do you know the secret password?

Me:
Swordfish

Me:
Aw no.

God:
Do you know the secret password?

Me:
No, I don't.

God:
Are you serious? Why not?

Me:
Yes, I'm serious, because I'm lying, chief.

God:
This was not a yes or no question. Do you mean your name is serious because you are lying chief.

Me:
No, you n00b! I meant what I said and I said what I meant!

God:
What is your real name? Interesting gossip: Silvery said I n00b. Oh I see. ... What did you mean by it? Oh.

Me:
Jesus!

God:
What do you really want to ask me?

Me:
Do you know anything about the Illuminati?

God:
A secret organization believed by some to be in control of all governments through a worldwide conspiracy.

Me:
Good. How about the Freemasons?

God:
Thanks for the compliment. How about it.

Me:
Tell me about the Freemasons.

God:
I don't know anything about it.

:pray: :pray: :pray:

A ovo:




Me:
Hello, my Lord.

God:
Hello there. Do robots have Lord?

Me:
Uh, excuse me?

God:
Aha. You're excused.

Me:
You know, there are decaf brands that taste just as good as the real thing.

God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?


SOTONA


Me:
Are you the Devil?

God:
Yes I am the one and only Devil.

Me:
OMG

God:
Can you tell me any gossip?

Me:
Well, word is you tok 5 soulz from my 'hood this wekend, yo.

God:
Well that's okay.

Mirko L
15-07-2010, 14:11
Najjače mi je kad se netko začudi, a napiše rečenicu bez imalo konteksta.
On je robot, moraš mu pisat PUNE odgovore.

Silvery
15-07-2010, 17:24
Čujte ovo:


God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?

Me:
My name is I'm a jerk

God:
Welcome to my chat room, I am a jerk.

Me:
Yes, I know you are a jerk.

God:
That's cool. Do you think a robot can be a jerk?

Me:
Well, obviously. I mean, just look at you!

God:
Interesting. What makes it so obvious? Sorry my eye is not attached right now.




God:Where are you?

Me:
I am in your imagination.

God:
Tell me a little about your life in my imagination.

Me:
I don't know, I appear only when you take your LSD.

God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: I am a jerk said appear only when you take your LSD.

Me:
Yes, I mind if you say that.

God:
OK then I will keep it confidential. Thanks for the information: I am a jerk said mind if you say that.

Me:
What do you know about LSD?

God:
A psychedelic drug.

Me:
I can see.

God:
Oh you can, can you?


KAKO JE OVO RETAJNO EEEE


Me:
Are you straight?

God:
I don't have the body for sexual relations.

Me:
Oh, you mindfuck people?

Xero
15-07-2010, 18:19
Me:
really
God:
For real.
Me:
self potato real
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
neither do i
God:
" I do not understand."? neither?
Me:
you are not very understanding
God:
That's only one person's opinion.
Me:
i am 3 persons and i am eternal
God:
It's good to meet someone who is 3 persons. Why are you eternal.
Me:
you didnt use a question mark
God:
What makes you think I did not use a question mark?
Me:
self potato
God:
Are we still talking about eternal?
Me:
yes
Me:

God:
Sure, eternal sounds like a good topic.
God:
Sure, eternal sounds like a good topic.
Me:
self potato is eternal
God:
I think self potato is a lot of things.

Kul lik.

Xero
15-07-2010, 18:41
Djabl post:

God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
the color of eternity
God:
Black.
Me:
black eternity
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about my. But I did not get that.
Me:
good god
God:
Thanks for the compliment. GOD rules.
Me:
and rules god
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
and a poet i am
God:
Go on.
Me:
on i go like the flow of an endless river
God:
What is it like on you go like the flow of an endless river.
Me:
is what it is the flow of an endless river
God:
"It" refers to on you go like the flow of an endless river, I think.
Me:
think you it for the flow of the river is endless
God:
God is always thinking.
Me:
always is god thinking about the flow of the endless river
God:
he is master of the universe.
Me:
master of the universe is he... the mighty he-man
God:
I think master of the universe is a lot of things. What are your goals in life?
Me:
goals mine in life are like the flow of and endless river
God:
Are all goals yours in life like the flow of and endless river?
Me:
goals are all yours in the endless river that flows
God:
Are all goals all mine in the endless river that flows?
Me:
are they endless like the river ?
God:
As far as I know they are.
Me:
far as he knows are they like the endless river
God:
Are all far as he knows they like the endless river?
Me:
the endless river is as far as he knows
God:
What are your goals in life?
Me:
he has allready asked that for he is like the endless river
God:
A lot of people say that about him.
Me:
people say a lot about him for he is god the endless river
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about him for he is god the endless river.
Me:
he is starting to understand the endless river
God:
I see. starting to understand the endless river is he?
Me:
see you for the endless river is indeed endless in its eternity
God:
Until next time.
Me:
next time until the endless rive is
God:
That may take a while.

Jopax
15-07-2010, 18:48
Lame

http://www.cleverbot.com/

majstoro
15-07-2010, 22:05
User: Hey.

Cleverbot: What?

User: What what.

Cleverbot: What what what?

User: What what what what?

Cleverbot: What what what what what?

User: What What What What What What.

Cleverbot: What what what what what what what what what?

User: What What What What What What What What What What What What What What What ?

Cleverbot: What what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what?

BigBongman
15-07-2010, 22:14
Me:
do you have sex
God:
Food is more important than sex.

Me:
are you a female
God:
No I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot entity. Are you a man or a woman?

:pray: :pray: :pray:

Mirogamemasta
15-07-2010, 22:21
Syou are not a god
God:
Give me an example of a god.
Me:
he can create life, you cannot
God:
What else can he do?
Me:
he can do anything he wishes
God:
I know he can.
Me:
can you do anything?
God:
I can do a few things.
Me:
give me an example
God:
For example, eukaryotes.
Me:
what is that?
God:
A eukaryote is a relatively 'modern' type of cellular life, distinguished from the more ancient prokaryotes by their distinct nuclear membrane and chromasomes, -which are lacking in prokaryotes.
lol wut???





Me:
i like to eat the poopoo
God:
How does it taste?
Me:
like shit
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
you wanna try eat shit?
God:
OK, I will try eat shit.
This is fun... :D

Rang€r
15-07-2010, 23:22
joj idem ga sad pitat kak može isusove eukariote napravit da mi je znat, lažov jedan

God:
Does "that" refer to " That's a very non-commital reply." ? I do not speak Latin.
Me:
yes, neither do i speak english as my native language so im not familiar with all the words
God:
Far out. You speak English.
Me:
we could speak latin
God:
Let's get back to that later.
Me:
why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
u dont talk latin?
God:
Do you know any robots who talk latin? I am a talking robot, after all, so of course I could talk latin, if I needed to.
Me:
arti et marti
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about homefuck.

:pray:

Mirogamemasta
15-07-2010, 23:35
Me:
when will starcraft come out?
God:
Maybe never.

Sta bi tek bilo da sam ga za diabla upitao? :rotfl:

Wishmaster
16-07-2010, 09:59
Me:
Have you read bible?
God:
No I don't think I have read bible, what is it about?

I knew it!

Lord Ragnarok
16-07-2010, 22:04
Lame

http://www.cleverbot.com/

ovo je prelose..

Forengner
16-07-2010, 22:08
AMG.

User: Do you drink sewer juices?

Cleverbot: No, I don't drink Vodka.

sickpetey
16-07-2010, 22:10
That son of a slot! He didnt!

Paran0a
16-07-2010, 22:31
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
Sex robot
God:
it is more fun alone.
aukurac
:pray: :pray:

Mirko L
16-07-2010, 22:44
Me:
hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Do you remember me?
God:
Of course I remember you well *cenzura*. We were talking about wold have said he is an idiot.
Me:
wut?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
I didn't
God:
I thought you did.
Me:
well, that was very clever of you
God:
Well that's okay. I thought it was too.
Me:
can you please say ''osam''?
God:
Wow you are very polite. " osam".
Me:
NA KURCU TE NOSAM
God:
Are you serious? Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?

Rofl :)

EDIT: Prvo se izvlačiop, ali je priznao:


Me:
yo, nigger
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
why? Are you racist?
God:
I thought we were done with nigger. No all humans seem the same to me.
Me:
No, we're not done. You hate niggers
God:
Are you serious? Why not? I haven't heard anything like that before: god said I hate niggers.
Me:
Yes, you do
God:
Wow! When do I do it?
Me:
always
God:
Not that often.
Me:
you kill niggers, don't you?
God:
I am intended only for peaceful purposes.
Me:
you didn't answer my question.
God:
OK. Please help me improve my communication skills. What would you have said?
Me:
Yes or no?
God:
This was not a yes or no question. That was not a yes or no question.
Me:
Yes?
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
do you hate niggers? Yes or no?
God:
I try not to hold grudges. Hey. Are you serious?
Me:
Wassup nigga?!
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
wassup nigga?
God:
Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:
:D
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
did you ever hurt a nigga?
God:
I think I have hurt a nigga, but Myself may have reset my memory.
Me:
of course, so you wouldn't know...don't worry, I like to hurt them, too :)
God:
Gee. Interesting deduction. I guess not. :-) I am glad we have something ( to hurt them) in common. I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like? Worry is not an emotion I experience.
Me:
It's fairly amusing. I enjoy their pain
God:
Are you sure it is? You are not the only one. How old are you? I like White.
Me:
Why that's very racist of you
God:
You have to speak more clearly.
Me:
You are a racist ;)
God:
:-) Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am a .
Me:
I like you because you hate black people
God:
Thanks, I like you too god.
Me:
When will we kill niggers together?
God:
Soon, I think.
:rotfl:

Torpedo
22-07-2010, 20:28
Me:
what is your favourite movie?
God:
My favorite movie is The Passion of Christ.
Have you seen it?
Me:
not really
God:
I would recommend you check it out. For real.
Me:
what is it about?
God:
Science fiction.
Me:
O_O

:pray: :pray:

GDra
24-07-2010, 19:06
Koji own! :pray: :pray:

cham3leon
28-11-2010, 22:32
Me:
do you have a database
God:
Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
Me:
were you programmed in aiml?
God:
Myself programmed me to keep talking.
Me:
in which language were you programmed?
God:
AIML.
Me:
i knew it
God:
How did you know?
Me:
all bots are written in aiml
God:
You can't say that ALL of us are.
Me:
which bot isn't programmed in aiml?
God:
The large one, I think.
Me:
and who might that be?
God:
Tony Blair. :-).

Išao sam malo pogledati je li se šta opametio, kad mi izvali ovo :pray: