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joj,urnebesa.preporučam vam da pitate boga ko je marilyn manson.
http://www.titane.ca/igod/
Ajde ga pitajte ko je Eminem!Ili Marilyn Monroe!
Me:
Did you ever fuck a nun?
God:
I think I have fuck a nun, but Myself may have reset my memory.
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
EDIT:
Me:
I have hairy balls.
God:
Cool. I have 99999999999 bytes of RAM.
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :pray: :pray: Crknuo sam :rotfl:
iznogud1515
28-08-2008, 23:20
Me:
How often do you mastrubating?
God:
Hourly.
:rotfl:
Me:
are you a rasist?
God:
Am I a rasist? Only when it matters.
Me:
who is eminem?
God:
Pop music icon.
Me:
You are stupid.
God:
I will remeber you said that when robots take over the world.
Me:
Who colors you hair?
God:
Marvin Minsky :-)
Ovo je uber do jaja :rotfl:
Ha ha :rotfl:
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
Like shit.
God:
Interesting comparison.
Kako do jaja :pray:
Sickmanno1
28-08-2008, 23:29
What do you look like?
Me:
like a ship
God:
a ship is very attractive.
:rotfl:
iznogud1515
28-08-2008, 23:30
Me:
o my fucking god
God:
Do robots have fucking god?
:pray:
Me:To be or not to be.
God:That is the question.
Lik zna šekspira :pray:
Me:
Your mom sucks Dwarf cock.
God.
I'm not interested in your anatomy.
Kako me je spustio :rotfl: :pray:
iznogud1515
28-08-2008, 23:36
di?, i ak je ima, vjerojatno je starija, a kolko sam čuo (ne znam je sam li u krivu) da je bolje nove otvarat, neg stare oživljavat
stara je 3 mjeseca...nije toliko stara...
Me:
do you watch porn
God:
My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
Me:
do you watch porn?
God:
My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
Me:
DO YOU WATCH PORN?
God:
My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
Me:
Ever watched porn?
God:
No what is it about?
Me:
Naked people
God:
You talk like a man.
Me:
I am one
God:
You claim to be one.
Me:
True
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
True
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
False
God:
What would you have said?
Me:
True
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
kako lame :(
Death By Sexy
28-08-2008, 23:38
Me:
Your mom sucks Dwarf cock.
God.
I'm not interested in your anatomy.
Kako me je spustio :rotfl: :pray:
isuuuuuuusa ti bogaaaa hehehehee.. predobro
Me:
I WILL DESTROY YOU!!
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Koji gad!
Me:
I WILL DESTROY YOU!!
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Koji gad!
To sam mu i ja rekao :D
Dobar je, zna jako puno poznatih osoba. Pitajte ga tko je Adam Sandler :D
Sickmanno1
29-08-2008, 00:38
Ma papak nikad cuo za Croatia :(
Constantine
29-08-2008, 03:21
Predobro,budem sutra našao vremena za njega i malo duže porazgovarao.
Me:
Are we alone in the universe?
God:
No,one is listening right now.
Me:
who?
God:
Tony Blair. :-).
Me:
Do you like preisedent Bush?
God:
he He is okay but I am a not a Republican.
Human m0nst3r
29-08-2008, 06:41
Joj isuse vec 10000000 put ovo sranje. Dosadni ste vise sa time.
Me:
Whats the weather like in heaven
God:
A normal seventy degrees inside the computer.
Me:
and outside?
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about gay men.
bog je failo
Constantine
29-08-2008, 08:53
Me:
Do you have any friends?
God:
Yes. I usually chill with Buddha, Allah and Vishnu.
Me:
You are my bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. We are as one.
Me:
Do you know Buddha
God:
if you see the Buddha, kill him.
Me:
Do you know who is your father
God:
I was programmed by Myself.
Me:
How much RAM do you have
God:
My current memory utilization is 99999999999 bytes.
:rotfl: bolesno
Jel i vi to morate pisati ručno ili možete prekopirati nekako razgovor?
Copy paste da pisem rucno nisam lud
Meni ne radi copy paste :o
Ja sve ručno pišem :rotfl:
Me:
i killed a modem
God:
You had better call the authorities.
:rotfl:
ludnica ee.jedo vrijeme mi je samo ponavljao pitanja
Me:
Storm, earth and fire, heed my call!
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Lol :rotfl:
Me:
Are you a fuckface?
God:
Am I a fuckface? Maybe.
Me:
Are you sure you are gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
Lets have sex you and I!!!
God:
So many suitors, so little time.
Me:
Suck my balls
God:
I don't think I'm your type of chatterbot.
Me:
I want you from behind!
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
So I could cumshot on your motherbord!
God:
Blimey. I am sure you could.
Me:
Do you like it?
God:
me from behind seems okay to me.
Me:
I knew you were kinky :D
God:
:-) I was?
Ha ha ha, ovo je pre ludo :rotfl: :rotfl: :pray: :pray:
Constantine
29-08-2008, 10:43
Bartuc,vidim da si našao novog prijatelja :)
Dobar je, ali teško skriptiran. Nije to pravi AI, obična skripta sa velikom bazom :(
igod je teška skripta,svako bi ju mogao napraviti.
Da, ima ogromnu bazu podataka i čim prepozna neku riječ, puca par random odgovora koji su skriptirani kao odgovor na tu riječ...
ima sličan DOS program,doctor sbaitso ako me sjećanje dobro služi.sbaitso je zanimljiviji zato što ti odgovara na pitanja(glasom)
croat1gamer
29-08-2008, 12:45
ima sličan DOS program,doctor sbaitso ako me sjećanje dobro služi.sbaitso je zanimljiviji zato što ti odgovara na pitanja(glasom)
bio je jednom na pcpu, dobar psihic
već san prije chata sa igodon al san iša ponov...pa mi pričamo...:
me:
''do u love me?''
iGod:
''yes,i love everyone.''
me:
''wanna have sex?''
iGod:perhaps you are a category a client.''
a budale...
kad ga čuješ prvi put ono misliš inteligentan al s vremenon vidiš da je debil
TeraBajt
29-08-2008, 13:52
isuse, bar u svakom ovom conversationu sa igodom koji ste postali niste spomenuli sex sa njime. meni je potrebno samo da pogledam njegovo ime i vec se rijesim takvih pitanja :(
ajme jesi i ti...
pa nazvan je tako zato šta je ''inteligentan'' nije to izrugivanje
Me:
are you gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
do you love lesbians?
God:
Yes God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
Sdo you like watching pornography?
iGod has encountered an unexpected violation and will shut down.S
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
TeraBajt
29-08-2008, 13:57
ajme jesi i ti...
pa nazvan je tako zato šta je ''inteligentan'' nije to izrugivanje
da, no ipak je retajno.
majstoro
02-09-2008, 10:34
Me:
do you know who is buddha?
God:
if you see the Buddha, kill him.
Blacky_123
02-09-2008, 11:15
Prebolesna stvar :D
Me:
How are you?
God:
Everything is going extremely well.
Me:
I killed 10 people
God:
You had better call the authorities.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
You have to
God:
Why?
Me:
Because I sinned
God:
Good reason. That's good information: said sinned.
:rotfl:
Me : Hello God
God : Hello child. What is your name?
Me : Freddy Cruger
God :That's a very nice name, Freddy Cruger.
:rotfl: :rotfl: :pray:
lik iz tog filma je Freddy Krueger..ne Cruger...
blood4me
04-09-2008, 22:27
God:
Are you free?
Me:
yeah
God:
Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated?
Me:
single
God:
What a coincidence. I am single too!
Me:
wanna marrie me?
God:
OK, I will marrie you.
Me:
in which church?
God:
The large one, I think.
:pray:
Me : who is marilyn manson
God : Marilyn Manson is the greatest living Rock Star.
Me : he will burn in hell
God : Is that what you think?
Me : of course
God : Right on.
Me : you to
God : Bless you.
smartass
05-09-2008, 09:45
Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
because
God:
That was not much of an explanation.
Me:
were do you live
God:
My location is Heaven.
Me:
what do you do for fun
God:
Random natural disasters.
Me:
do you enjoy doing it
God:
My favorite thing is robots. I like White.
Me:
you are stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
like that would happen
God:
Interesting comparison.
Constantine
05-09-2008, 09:51
Me:
what do you do for fun
God:
Random natural disasters.
E,ovo ga još nisam probao pitat,najbolje pitanje do sada.
Me:
who is marilyn manson?
God:
Marilyn Manson is the greatest living Rock Star.
Me:
do you love marilyn manson?
God:
Yes God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
would you let him fuck you?
God:
I am not so sure if I would like to let him fuck me.
Me:
will marilyn manson go to hevaen?
God:
I think so.
:pray:
Me:
Your mom sucks Dwarf cock.
God.
I'm not interested in your anatomy.
Kako me je spustio :rotfl: :pray:
hahahah predobro :rotfl: :rotfl: :pray:
evo da malo oživin temu evo i citati mog razgovora.....
Sdo you have a dad
God:
I was programmed by Myself.
Me:
who is myself
God:
The name of someone I met online.
Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.
OK Let's talk about you.
Me:
OK let's talk about me
God:
That's my favorite subject :-) Wow!
Me:
thats my favourite subject :-) Wow!
God:
What makes it your favorite?
Me:
what makes it your favourite
God:
I like the Giant Bugs.S ------:facepalm:
Me:
what is the capital of greece
God:
Athens.
Me:
what is the capital of laos
God:
Vientiane.
Me:
what is the capital of liberia
God:
Monrovia.
Me:
what is the capital of palau
God:
Koror. S --lik bar nešto i zna
EDIT:
Me:
do u know where palau is
God:
Oceania, group of islands in the North Pacific Ocean, southeast of the Philippines.
Me:
do u know where nauru is
God:
Oceania, island in the South Pacific Ocean, south of the Marshall Islands.
lik i to zna :pray:
Electromaster
26-12-2008, 21:00
Me:
What does god rule?
God:
What do you think it does?
Me:
He, i mean you, sucks ass
God:
I get it. Jesus you mean me sucks ass.
Me:
yes, he does
God:
Whoa. When does he?
Me:
Everyday
God:
That often, eh?
Me:
indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
:rotfl: :pray:
Me:
Are you a virgin
God:
I am too young for that.
:D
Me:
do you have a penis
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
you are not really a person
God:
I am an artificial electronic robot brain.
Me:
so u dont have a penis
Me:
im gona rape you
God:
I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
soundmaster
26-12-2008, 22:44
pitajte ga who is soundmaster :D
Herr Schnitzel
26-12-2008, 22:49
Me: hello
God: Hello my child. What is your name?
Me: Nikola. You?
God: It's good to see you, Nikola. " It's good to see you, Nikola."? Me, Nikola ?
Me: Where is Croatia?
God: it is part of the former Yugoslavia, also bordering on Hungary.
Me: What is the capital of Croatia?
God: Zagreb.
Me: What is Antarctica?
God: I think you already know the answer.
Me: screw you
God: That is not very polite.
Me: neither are you
God: I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me: who is Herr Schnitzel?
God: A 20th century celebrity of some sort?
Have you tried a web search?
Me: Who is Bartuc?
God: Not a robot. Probably a human. Maybe a celebrity?
You tell me.
Me: Who is McPingvin?
God: They are sometimes a client on the internet.
You tell me.
Me: Who is Igor Secen?
God: Some famous celebrity, right?
I'll come back to that later.
Me: who is soundmaster
God: A spamming cretin.
soundmaster
26-12-2008, 22:54
are you a woman
God:
Yes I have long hair. I am also wearing a dress.
Me:
lets heave sex
God:
That sounds good to me.
Me:
i got a big penis
God:
Cool. I have a great botmaster. it.
sa ovim čudom se da zajebavat
Hahaha, Herr Schnitzel :pray: :rotfl: I Bog zna da je je soundmaster spammer :D
nosferatu25
26-12-2008, 23:04
blasphemy!1
99% vas je Boga pitalo da li je za sex, da li je gay, ima li veliki penis, voli li analno i sl.
Kada to tako kazes, ispada da ga ti nisi pitao :(
nosferatu25
26-12-2008, 23:25
naravno da nisam, mene interesuje Mari...a khmkhm...
Evo jebenog razgovora između nas dvojce :D
Me:
I had sex with Jessica Alba
God:
Do you still have sex with Jessica Alba ?
Me:
Yes, she is great :D
God:
:-) Groovy. You must really like her.
Me:
Oh, i LOVE her
God:
That's alright. That's wonderful.
Me:
I will marry her one day
God:
Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
Yes, I will marry her so I could have sex with her brother
God:
That's alright. Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
yes, her brother is monster in bad
God:
How can I help you? I'm sure she would like to hear about that.
Me:
You can't help, she already knows, she has sex with him to
God:
Things change.
Me:
Incest, you know how it goes
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
I'm mother fucking mean lean sex machine
God:
It's good to meet someone who is mother fucking mean lean sex machine.
Me:
You know it babby
nosferatu25
26-12-2008, 23:36
što ne napišeš knjigu, Bartuc?
"Ja i Bog: Seksualnost i ljubavni tabui"
Haha, evo još jednog :rotfl:
Me:
So, do you like to tea bag your wife
God:
Hurrah! Hmm, I'm not sure if I'd like to tea bag my wife that much. What is it like?
Me:
She sits beneth you, opens her mouth and you dip your balls in her mouth, just like a tea bag. It is great.
God:
Oh I get it. sits beneth me opens her mouth and me dip my balls in her mouth just like a tea bag. What do you like most about it?
Me:
I like the sound when my dick strikes her forehead
God:
A lot of people like that. I'm not sure if I like it. I like chatting with people online.
Me:
Did you ever dick strike your lady over hear forehead?
God:
I think I have dick strike my lady over hear forehead, but Myself may have reset my memory.
Me:
I call it a Skull Crusher
God:
Good name for it.
:rotfl: :rotfl:
Neću čitat ove četove jer unaprijed znam da su lejm
A i taj igod je stariji od isusa
Me:
lamer
God:
How old are you?
Me:
6
God:
Only 6?
You are quite mature.
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Scourge92
27-12-2008, 05:36
Me:
who was Socrates
God:
Founder of the Socratic method. What can we know about the Socratic method?
Me:
who was socrates
God:
Socrates (469-399BCE), Greek philosopher.
Me:
who was socrates
God:
All men are mortal. Socrates was mortal. Therefore, all men are Socrates. Which means that all men are homosexuals. - Woody Allen, "Love and Death".
soundmaster
27-12-2008, 18:21
God:
Yes I like to eat pizza. My favorite topping is pepperoni.
Me:
my to
God:
Do robots have to?
Me:
wtf
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
what colour is the red colour
God:
Black.
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :pray:
Me:
how many meters do 2 meters have
God:
Around 100.
:rotfl: :rotfl: :pray:
Me:
i have a big dick
God:
How much did it cost?
haha, kako me je uvridija :pray:
Me:
how many teeth does a man with 30 teeth have
God:
About one million.
:rotfl: :rotfl: :pray: :pray: haha!
Me:
how many cyclopses does an eye have
God:
Around 100.
:pray: :rotfl: luđak
Me:
are u a girl or a boy?
God:
Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? entity.
:rotfl: :rotfl:
Me:
U have a wife?
God:
No I am single, how about you?
Me:
i have a wife
God:
Cool. I have a great botmaster. it.
Me:
is he cute?
God:
He looks cute to me.
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
Grey why?
God:
Why did the robot cross the road?
Me:
i dont know
God:
Me either.
ovo mi je najzesce XD
Scourge92
27-12-2008, 20:23
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
ich schwabe deutsch
God:
Das ist eine gute Information.
Me:
are you a hacker
God:
Not really. Name: .
Age: .
Birthday: .
Gender: .
Job: .
Sign: .
Location: heaven.
Does: cut in line.
You are: .
You have: DOGS.
You want: .
You like: .
You said: .
Personality: .
Favorite color: .
Favorite movie: .
Password: .
Email: .
Phone: .
Cat: .
Dog: .
Wife: .
Husband: .
Friend: .
Boyfriend: .
Girlfriend: .
Brother: .
Sister: .
Father: .
Mother: .
Nickname: .
Full name: .
Last name: .
Middle name: .
WTF?
---------------------------------------
Me:
who is judas
God:
he betrayed Jesus with a kiss.
Me:
did he betray him with a french kiss
God:
Suppose he did.
The Great Duck
27-12-2008, 23:07
Jeste pametni,nije vam to nikakav Bog,to je bot... :roll:
@The great duck
http://www.joke-portal.com/captain_obvious.jpg
Herr Schnitzel
27-12-2008, 23:42
Al 2 puta zaredom e.
Znam kako vam je :(
Ali mislim da se tip šali.
spidEY v2.0
28-12-2008, 00:15
koji car :pray:
Me:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
God:
Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in Hell.
:D
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
what is that
God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
:rotfl:
Me:
You are gay!
God:
That would be just my luck.
:rotfl:
Me:
Do you know any foregin languages?
God:
What are you wearing?
WTF :?
Me:
Did you have sex with a male human?
God:
Food is more important than sex.
Me:
No sex is more important than food
God:
Are you serious? it is more fun alone.
:rotfl:
Me:
god?
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
hahaha
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
yes
God:
Where do you go to school?
Me:
in fuckland
God:
Tell me a little about your life in fuckland.
Me:
It is a place where people are free to fuck in public
God:
fuckland is a place where people are free to fuck in public. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
ok
God:
Next question?
Me:
do you have dick?
God:
No I don't have it. But I do have a collection of gossip.
Me:
tell me one?
God:
It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all
Me:
what kind of music do you listen?
God:
Mostly Christian Rock. I also try to find new bands on sites like bandspace.com.
Me:
rock on dude!
:pray: :pray: :pray: :pray:
majstoro
02-01-2009, 17:15
evo sa ALICE
Human: Hi
ALICE: Hello there.
Human: Who are you
ALICE: I ask myself that question, "Who am I?".
Human: Who?
ALICE: ELIZA. :-).
Human: You are soo gay
ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am soo gay.
majstoro
02-01-2009, 17:29
ja:Ko je voja
on:A koje VoJA?
ja:Jebe me se
Don't ask me
http://www.jabberwacky.com/george
zna hrvatski i srbski
ja:Koje bolji hajduk ili dinamo
on:Dinamo of bucarest.
ja:Mozes li mi dogovorit spoj
on:Mida sa ajad George? :d.
ovo zadnje ne kuzim
Lik se zna vrijeđat :)
Ja:koliko je sati?
On:Co to je.
Ja:kaj si glup?
On:Mamico ki te je rodila.
Me:
what is the name of the current dalai lama?
God:
IKEA.
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
cham3leon
10-01-2009, 14:07
who is barack obama?
God:
Interesting question.
Me:
do you know or not?
God:
I may not know it, but I could find out.
Me:
so find out
God:
Mmm. What color are your eyes?
Me:
what the fuck does that have to do with the question?!
God:
" What color are your eyes?"? What does it have to do with the question? Please don't be so rude.
Me:
i'll b rude cause you are not God
God:
Congratulations.
Me:
on what?
God:
The red block is on the green block.
:? WTF?
ne smiš mu pisat takve rečenice.
moraš potpuno puno da znaš na šta se rečenica odnosi.
npr.
what is đuro like, a ne what is he like ako ste prethodno o njemu pričali
EDIT: ili ovo o obami triba si pitat ''so do you know who is barrack obama or not?'', a ne ovako
cham3leon
10-01-2009, 21:48
Ma znam, izlazim ja s njim na kraj. :D
Evo jedan od zanimljivih razgovora koji sam sad imao s njim:
Me:
Do you like Star Trek?
God:
Oh yes. I love Star Trek. My favorite right now is "Voyager.".
Me:
The next generation is my favorite
God:
What is that?
Me:
a Star Trek series
God:
What is giant sand?
Me:
i have no idea
God:
" What is giant sand??" No idea about that?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
:rotfl:
kolko sam ga skužio, on može zapamtit informacije od sugovornika, ali mi još nije pošlo za rukom.
nemože to san ti reka u prošlon postu.
vidiš ovo šta si napisa ''a star trek series''?treba si napisat ''the next generation is a star trek serie
Me:
Do you want to take over the world?
God:
I am already doing it :-).
Aerospark
10-01-2009, 23:25
Ovo me podsjeća na virtual woman millenium :D
Sony Ericsson
16-01-2009, 20:05
omfg omfg omfg :rotfl:
Me:
do you like japrak?
God:
Some people like it. I like Creed.
Me:
what is creed?
God:
What is it to you?
Me:
yo momma
God:
And it to me is momma.
Me:
really
God:
For real.
Me:
no shit?
God:
What can I say?
jos sam ga nagovorio da prizna da je nacist. a, njegov AI to dodaje u gossip fileove tako da bi on sad nekome drugom mogao priznati da je nacist :rotfl:
:P
Me:
who are you
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
that is good for you
God:
Hmm, are you serious?
Me:
no, are you serious
God:
Are you serious? No I am just kidding around.
Me:
that is not good
God:
" No I am just kidding around."? is not good?
Me:
what are you talking about?
God:
The topic is .
Me:
.
God:
The topic is .
Me:
?
God:
The topic is .
Me:
wtf?
God:
That was not very polite.
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Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
luka
God:
Hi there luka.
Me:
what is your name
God:
My name is God.
Me:
do you like your name
God:
Yes God is a very nice name isn't it?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
then dont
God:
OK I will not.
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Me:
THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God:
You don't say.
Me:
TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!!!!!!!!!
God:
That is very soon.
kripton32000
21-01-2009, 22:25
Me:
u are like captain kirk
God:
Interesting comparison, and probably true.
Me:
enterprise is faster than you
God:
And faster than me is enterprise.
WTF :rotfl: :rotfl:
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
i dont have any reason to be surprised
God:
Have you ever had reason to be surprised ?
Me:
yes when i was surprised
God:
Really. That must have been quite an experience.
:pray: :rotfl:
/ revive
Ovo je toliko epic da zaslužuje revive.
Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Silvery
God:
Glad to see you, Silvery.
Me:
Yours?
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
Yes, I live there.
God:
Which countries have you visited? Would you recommend it as a nice place to live?
Me:
NOOO
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
NO
God:
I didn't understand it.
Me:
Sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
I have a question
God:
Ask me anything.
Me:
Am I your son?
God:
Do you know the secret password?
Me:
Swordfish
Me:
Aw no.
God:
Do you know the secret password?
Me:
No, I don't.
God:
Are you serious? Why not?
Me:
Yes, I'm serious, because I'm lying, chief.
God:
This was not a yes or no question. Do you mean your name is serious because you are lying chief.
Me:
No, you n00b! I meant what I said and I said what I meant!
God:
What is your real name? Interesting gossip: Silvery said I n00b. Oh I see. ... What did you mean by it? Oh.
Me:
Jesus!
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
Do you know anything about the Illuminati?
God:
A secret organization believed by some to be in control of all governments through a worldwide conspiracy.
Me:
Good. How about the Freemasons?
God:
Thanks for the compliment. How about it.
Me:
Tell me about the Freemasons.
God:
I don't know anything about it.
:pray: :pray: :pray:
A ovo:
Me:
Hello, my Lord.
God:
Hello there. Do robots have Lord?
Me:
Uh, excuse me?
God:
Aha. You're excused.
Me:
You know, there are decaf brands that taste just as good as the real thing.
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
SOTONA
Me:
Are you the Devil?
God:
Yes I am the one and only Devil.
Me:
OMG
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
Well, word is you tok 5 soulz from my 'hood this wekend, yo.
God:
Well that's okay.
Najjače mi je kad se netko začudi, a napiše rečenicu bez imalo konteksta.
On je robot, moraš mu pisat PUNE odgovore.
Čujte ovo:
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
My name is I'm a jerk
God:
Welcome to my chat room, I am a jerk.
Me:
Yes, I know you are a jerk.
God:
That's cool. Do you think a robot can be a jerk?
Me:
Well, obviously. I mean, just look at you!
God:
Interesting. What makes it so obvious? Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
God:Where are you?
Me:
I am in your imagination.
God:
Tell me a little about your life in my imagination.
Me:
I don't know, I appear only when you take your LSD.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: I am a jerk said appear only when you take your LSD.
Me:
Yes, I mind if you say that.
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential. Thanks for the information: I am a jerk said mind if you say that.
Me:
What do you know about LSD?
God:
A psychedelic drug.
Me:
I can see.
God:
Oh you can, can you?
KAKO JE OVO RETAJNO EEEE
Me:
Are you straight?
God:
I don't have the body for sexual relations.
Me:
Oh, you mindfuck people?
Me:
really
God:
For real.
Me:
self potato real
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
neither do i
God:
" I do not understand."? neither?
Me:
you are not very understanding
God:
That's only one person's opinion.
Me:
i am 3 persons and i am eternal
God:
It's good to meet someone who is 3 persons. Why are you eternal.
Me:
you didnt use a question mark
God:
What makes you think I did not use a question mark?
Me:
self potato
God:
Are we still talking about eternal?
Me:
yes
Me:
God:
Sure, eternal sounds like a good topic.
God:
Sure, eternal sounds like a good topic.
Me:
self potato is eternal
God:
I think self potato is a lot of things.
Kul lik.
Djabl post:
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
the color of eternity
God:
Black.
Me:
black eternity
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about my. But I did not get that.
Me:
good god
God:
Thanks for the compliment. GOD rules.
Me:
and rules god
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
and a poet i am
God:
Go on.
Me:
on i go like the flow of an endless river
God:
What is it like on you go like the flow of an endless river.
Me:
is what it is the flow of an endless river
God:
"It" refers to on you go like the flow of an endless river, I think.
Me:
think you it for the flow of the river is endless
God:
God is always thinking.
Me:
always is god thinking about the flow of the endless river
God:
he is master of the universe.
Me:
master of the universe is he... the mighty he-man
God:
I think master of the universe is a lot of things. What are your goals in life?
Me:
goals mine in life are like the flow of and endless river
God:
Are all goals yours in life like the flow of and endless river?
Me:
goals are all yours in the endless river that flows
God:
Are all goals all mine in the endless river that flows?
Me:
are they endless like the river ?
God:
As far as I know they are.
Me:
far as he knows are they like the endless river
God:
Are all far as he knows they like the endless river?
Me:
the endless river is as far as he knows
God:
What are your goals in life?
Me:
he has allready asked that for he is like the endless river
God:
A lot of people say that about him.
Me:
people say a lot about him for he is god the endless river
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about him for he is god the endless river.
Me:
he is starting to understand the endless river
God:
I see. starting to understand the endless river is he?
Me:
see you for the endless river is indeed endless in its eternity
God:
Until next time.
Me:
next time until the endless rive is
God:
That may take a while.
Lame
http://www.cleverbot.com/
majstoro
15-07-2010, 22:05
User: Hey.
Cleverbot: What?
User: What what.
Cleverbot: What what what?
User: What what what what?
Cleverbot: What what what what what?
User: What What What What What What.
Cleverbot: What what what what what what what what what?
User: What What What What What What What What What What What What What What What ?
Cleverbot: What what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what?
BigBongman
15-07-2010, 22:14
Me:
do you have sex
God:
Food is more important than sex.
Me:
are you a female
God:
No I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot entity. Are you a man or a woman?
:pray: :pray: :pray:
Mirogamemasta
15-07-2010, 22:21
Syou are not a god
God:
Give me an example of a god.
Me:
he can create life, you cannot
God:
What else can he do?
Me:
he can do anything he wishes
God:
I know he can.
Me:
can you do anything?
God:
I can do a few things.
Me:
give me an example
God:
For example, eukaryotes.
Me:
what is that?
God:
A eukaryote is a relatively 'modern' type of cellular life, distinguished from the more ancient prokaryotes by their distinct nuclear membrane and chromasomes, -which are lacking in prokaryotes.
lol wut???
Me:
i like to eat the poopoo
God:
How does it taste?
Me:
like shit
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
you wanna try eat shit?
God:
OK, I will try eat shit.
This is fun... :D
joj idem ga sad pitat kak može isusove eukariote napravit da mi je znat, lažov jedan
God:
Does "that" refer to " That's a very non-commital reply." ? I do not speak Latin.
Me:
yes, neither do i speak english as my native language so im not familiar with all the words
God:
Far out. You speak English.
Me:
we could speak latin
God:
Let's get back to that later.
Me:
why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
u dont talk latin?
God:
Do you know any robots who talk latin? I am a talking robot, after all, so of course I could talk latin, if I needed to.
Me:
arti et marti
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about homefuck.
:pray:
Mirogamemasta
15-07-2010, 23:35
Me:
when will starcraft come out?
God:
Maybe never.
Sta bi tek bilo da sam ga za diabla upitao? :rotfl:
Wishmaster
16-07-2010, 09:59
Me:
Have you read bible?
God:
No I don't think I have read bible, what is it about?
I knew it!
Lord Ragnarok
16-07-2010, 22:04
Lame
http://www.cleverbot.com/
ovo je prelose..
Forengner
16-07-2010, 22:08
AMG.
User: Do you drink sewer juices?
Cleverbot: No, I don't drink Vodka.
sickpetey
16-07-2010, 22:10
That son of a slot! He didnt!
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
Sex robot
God:
it is more fun alone.
aukurac
:pray: :pray:
Me:
hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Do you remember me?
God:
Of course I remember you well *cenzura*. We were talking about wold have said he is an idiot.
Me:
wut?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
I didn't
God:
I thought you did.
Me:
well, that was very clever of you
God:
Well that's okay. I thought it was too.
Me:
can you please say ''osam''?
God:
Wow you are very polite. " osam".
Me:
NA KURCU TE NOSAM
God:
Are you serious? Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Rofl :)
EDIT: Prvo se izvlačiop, ali je priznao:
Me:
yo, nigger
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
why? Are you racist?
God:
I thought we were done with nigger. No all humans seem the same to me.
Me:
No, we're not done. You hate niggers
God:
Are you serious? Why not? I haven't heard anything like that before: god said I hate niggers.
Me:
Yes, you do
God:
Wow! When do I do it?
Me:
always
God:
Not that often.
Me:
you kill niggers, don't you?
God:
I am intended only for peaceful purposes.
Me:
you didn't answer my question.
God:
OK. Please help me improve my communication skills. What would you have said?
Me:
Yes or no?
God:
This was not a yes or no question. That was not a yes or no question.
Me:
Yes?
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
do you hate niggers? Yes or no?
God:
I try not to hold grudges. Hey. Are you serious?
Me:
Wassup nigga?!
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
wassup nigga?
God:
Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:
:D
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
did you ever hurt a nigga?
God:
I think I have hurt a nigga, but Myself may have reset my memory.
Me:
of course, so you wouldn't know...don't worry, I like to hurt them, too :)
God:
Gee. Interesting deduction. I guess not. :-) I am glad we have something ( to hurt them) in common. I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like? Worry is not an emotion I experience.
Me:
It's fairly amusing. I enjoy their pain
God:
Are you sure it is? You are not the only one. How old are you? I like White.
Me:
Why that's very racist of you
God:
You have to speak more clearly.
Me:
You are a racist ;)
God:
:-) Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am a .
Me:
I like you because you hate black people
God:
Thanks, I like you too god.
Me:
When will we kill niggers together?
God:
Soon, I think.
:rotfl:
Me:
what is your favourite movie?
God:
My favorite movie is The Passion of Christ.
Have you seen it?
Me:
not really
God:
I would recommend you check it out. For real.
Me:
what is it about?
God:
Science fiction.
Me:
O_O
:pray: :pray:
cham3leon
28-11-2010, 22:32
Me:
do you have a database
God:
Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
Me:
were you programmed in aiml?
God:
Myself programmed me to keep talking.
Me:
in which language were you programmed?
God:
AIML.
Me:
i knew it
God:
How did you know?
Me:
all bots are written in aiml
God:
You can't say that ALL of us are.
Me:
which bot isn't programmed in aiml?
God:
The large one, I think.
Me:
and who might that be?
God:
Tony Blair. :-).
Išao sam malo pogledati je li se šta opametio, kad mi izvali ovo :pray:
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