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unknown
11-08-2008, 22:58
samo jedan po postu

evo moj prvi...

Friedrich Nietzsche

"Insanity in individuals is something rare - but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule."

Jopax
11-08-2008, 23:18
"Patriotism is not about dying for your nation, it is about making the other bastard day for his."
Ne sjećam se točno tko ali mislim da je Patton

Bartuc
11-08-2008, 23:23
Bartuc: - ne znam od kud je original

Dok god na ruci imaš prst, ne mora da bude čvrst.

C
11-08-2008, 23:36
Glupave li teme unknown. Imam ti ja te knjige svih mudrih izreka, ako te zanimaju pročitaj neku takvu knjigu. Ovo je samo bildaje post count-a. :|

Ili za ovakvu temu možda bolje vlastito izmišljene mudre izreke, a ne samo citiranje onoga i ovoga.

Fenrir
12-08-2008, 00:07
Neki srpski kondomi:
Spreči da ne zakmeči.

###DK###
12-08-2008, 09:18
"Patriotism is not about dying for your nation, it is about making the other bastard dieSfor his."
Ne sjećam se točno tko ali mislim da je Patton

Ta je iz Call of Dutya.
I meni također jedna od boljih. :D

smartass
12-08-2008, 10:48
eee ukrao si mi temu, nema veze :roll:

unknown
12-08-2008, 11:33
evo još jedna od Nietzschea

"To predict the behavior of ordinary people in advance, you only have to assume that they will always try to escape a disagreeable situation with the smallest possible expenditure of intelligence. "

Kenyi
12-08-2008, 12:08
"Sve sto se moze postaviti bez dokaza, moze se i odloziti bez dokaza" ne znam ko je to rekao ali je gg.

Kron
12-08-2008, 12:11
Sta ne ide ona:"Patriots always talk about dying for their country and never for killing for their country"?

Sonic_Moronic
12-08-2008, 12:11
Frank Herbert: A process cannot be understood by stopping it. Understanding must move with the flow of the process, must join it and flow with it.

Arbiter of Change
12-08-2008, 12:31
Frank Herbert: A process cannot be understood by stopping it. Understanding must move with the flow of the process, must join it and flow with it.
Ili ti ga Fremenska "The thing must take it's course."

Sonic_Moronic
12-08-2008, 12:37
Ili ti ga moja: "Ne moramo istrijebiti sve oblike živih bića na zemlji da vidimo što će se dogoditi." :D

Arbiter of Change
12-08-2008, 12:46
Samo ribe ostaviti: "If wishes were fishes, we'd all cast nets." :)

Herr Schnitzel
12-08-2008, 14:24
"Inteligentna osoba UBIJA ARGUMENTIRANIM VRIJEĐANJEM NA KULTURAN NAČIN"
I.S. zvani W1k1n6

nosferatu25
12-08-2008, 15:18
Sve je relativno.

Constantine
12-08-2008, 16:46
Mislim,dakle jesam.

C
12-08-2008, 20:54
Mislim, dakle postam postove.

Daš čovjeku ribu, neće biti gladan za jedan obrok. Naučiš čovjeka pecati, biti će sit čitav život.
Zapališ čovjeku vatru, biti će mu toplo dok se vatra ne ugasi. Zapališ čovjeka, biti će mu toplo čitav život.
By Mujo.

Hellboy
12-08-2008, 20:57
Čovjek koji se češe po šupku ne bi trebao gristi nokte...

Flippy
12-08-2008, 21:00
Kad te moja čakija ubode netreba ti ni kruha ni vode. :pray: :pray: :pray:

By: Netko iz bosne

C
12-08-2008, 21:06
Ako se obriješ sjekirom, spavati ćeš k'o zaklan!

Electromaster
13-08-2008, 21:40
''Nije bolest sve što sja''
tip iz mog razreda :rotfl: :rotfl:

Arbiter of Change
13-08-2008, 22:15
Sarkazam je ništa drugo do li izlika za izbjegavanje smislene komunikacije.

unknown
13-08-2008, 22:36
Samuel L. Jackson

"Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"

Snake
13-08-2008, 22:39
My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.

Grandpa, The Simpsons

Anarion.Umarth
13-08-2008, 23:56
sve je u životu sranje osim pišanja

a i pišanje je sranje ako se piša u vitar

Ubizec Corporation
14-08-2008, 01:03
Ko prije umre duze je mrtav! :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Sonic_Moronic
14-08-2008, 06:16
Sarkazam je ništa drugo do li izlika za izbjegavanje smislene komunikacije.

Sad te više ne volim. :(

Constantine
14-08-2008, 09:21
Nakon Karla velikog uvijek dolazi Pipin mali.

Blacky_123
14-08-2008, 11:01
Manje crnaca, manje rasizma!

Snake
14-08-2008, 11:02
bolje ispast budala nego iz aviona

Constantine
14-08-2008, 11:09
Da su mi tvoje godine i moja pamet.

Mirko L
23-08-2008, 13:18
nije mi jasno zašto ženske kupuju šta skuplju odjeću kad baš ona besplatna stoji najbolje na njima i njoj se najviše dive

(ko nije svatija to je-bez odjeće)
izmislija san ovo danas

Cthulhu
23-08-2008, 18:31
Slipknot - Psychosocial

I did my time
And I want out
So abusive, fate
It doesn't cut
The soul
Is not so vibrant
The reckoning
The sickening
Back at you
Subversion
Pseudo-sacred
Pyscho virgin
Go tell your classes
Go dig you grave
Then fill
Your mouth with
All the money
You will save
Sinking in
Getting smaller again
Undone
It has begun
I'm not the only one

And the rain
Will kill us all
If we throw ourselves
Against the wall
But no one else
Can see
The preservation
Of the martyr in me

Psychosocial (6x)

Oh, there are cracks
In the road we lay
From when the devil fell
The secrets have gone mad
This is nothing new
But would we kill it all
Fate was all we had
Who needs another mess
We could start over
Just look me in the eyes
And say I'm wrong
Now there's only emptiness
But I'm missing something
I think we're done
I'm not the only one

Fake and defenseless lie
(Psychosocial)
I tried to tell you first
(Psychosocial)
Your hurtful lies
Are giving out
(Psychosocial)
Can't stop the killing
I can't help
If it's hunting season
Is this what you want
I'm not the only one

jako optimistična pjesma.

Maja
23-08-2008, 18:32
To nije ni izreka ni citat ni dijalog, imaš topic već za lyricse...

Vedro
23-08-2008, 18:39
Novac ne kvari ljude,on pokazuje kakav čovijek u stvari i jest.

Ne sjećam se tko je to rekao.

Flippy
23-08-2008, 19:30
* "Rule of thumb, Hassan. You can't kill the Messiah!"

* "Behold! The Technology of Peace!"

* "The time has come, to claim this world as our own. The time has come, to destroy GDI!"

* "Yes. Power shifts more quickly than some people think." (Right after shooting Seth in the head for his attempted insurgence.)

* "Well, of course it's not true. But the world only believes what the media tells them to believe, and I tell the media what to believe. It's really quite simple." (Speaking to James Solomon after framing the organization for the slaughter of the inhabitants of Białystok.)

* "Remind them whose side the Gods are on."

* "One Vision, One Purpose!"

* "It's time you saw the future... while you still have human eyes."

* "For the foreseeable future... Comrade Chairman, I am the future!"

* "He who controls the past commands the future. He who commands the future conquers the past." (Slightly altered quote from George Orwell's Nineteen Eighty-Four)

* "No, I'm not God. But I'm a close second."

* "Peace through Power!"

* "Good afternoon, Commander! You must be lost! This is not your precious Blue Zone, this is Nod territory! Tell you what. I'll have my forces send you home...in a body bag."

* "Kane... LIVES!"

* "If I'm cut, do I not bleed?" (Quote derived from William Shakespeare's The Merchant of Venice)

* "It would be a sad error in judgment, General Solomon, to mistake me for a corpse."

* "I've seen the future. Our Tiberian future. And as you watch this battle just beginning to unfold I've already seen the final act. It is my destiny to lead the way for all mankind."

* "We have waited centuries for this moment. The rivers will flow with the blood of those who oppose us."

* "You'll come for the sunshine, but stay for the people." (Mocking first words to General Solomon.)

* "Were I in your shoes, I would spend my last earthly hours enjoying the world. Of course, if you wish you can spend them fighting for a lost cause. But I think that you know, you've already lost."

* "Now that I know where you live, Commander, it's only a matter of time."

* "You're only delaying the inevitable. I have the Tacitus. I am invincible. The Tacitus told me of Tiberium missiles, of invulnerable flying ships, of real-time genetic mutation. More than alien. More than human! The next step in our evolution as a species!"

* "This morning was the most glorious morning in the history of the Earth. Peace is upon us, a gift to every man, woman, and child, from the Brotherhood of Nod. Victory - not just for our people, but for our species! The time for questioning is over. Rising from our trenches, our bunkers, our factories, we must all now partake in the Technology of Peace. One purpose, one vision. Tiberium is the way and the life. Today, the sun rises on a new world, and a new people. The end... is the beginning." (prior to launching his world-altering missile after the final Nod mission.)

* "Your efforts have landed us here, my faithful friend. The temple is complete, and we will now prepare for our greatest exploit." (before accessing GDI's security matrix with Nod cyber-soldiers and aiming the orbital Ion Cannon to destroy a major western-world city of the player's choosing.)

* "The destruction of the Philadelphia was not an accident. It was a merciful bullet to the head of a malignant ideology. It was the death of fear and the birth of hope. Rejoice, children of Nod, the blood of your oppressors will flow and fifty years of tyranny will finally end. Transformation is coming. A new day will dawn. The future... is ours."

* "Mr. Boyle is correct about one thing. Nod will reap what it has sown: the destruction of GDI."

* "That goes, that goes. Destroy that and I will have your heart." (while evacuating Temple Prime)

* "Such a pity. But doubt is like a cancer and must be eradicated."

* "Behold! Our hero, The one whose loyalty and courage made our dreams of ascension, a reality." (Said by Kane at the end of Command & Conquer 3: Tiberium Wars before you meet Kane's inner circle)

* "Once again the world is quick to bury me."

S * "CABAL was only the beginning."

* "Our enemies believe we have been defeated, and that I'm no longer among the living. They are gravely mistaken."

* "How could my own brothers believe that what transpired at the Temple Prime did not unfold exactly as I had planned. Of course I could not have planned for an ambush BY MY OWN FORCES!"

* "And he cried in a loud voice, 'Lazarus, come forth!' And Lazarus did arise from the grave... I have always believed that faith was measured in deeds, not words. And while many of my children worshipped my name, their deeds betrayed them. In my absence they strayed from the path... But you, you my son, your faith never waned. Not in Honduras or Jericho, not in the Great Rio Insurrection. You risked your life countless times to topple GDI, to perpetuate our cause to honor my name. And now I call upon you again to bring glory to the Brotherhood. I have seen that GDI is vulnerable, bloated by arrogance and complacency. Now is the time to strike. While they congratulate themselves on Tiberium advancements Nod made decades ago, we will expose their weaknesses for all the world to see. (first lines in Command and Conquer 3: Tiberium Wars)

* “Bravo Commander. You have proven yourself a worthy adversary. When your mission fails and you’re standing before me, beaten, bloody and in chains, I will give you a choice: Realize your true potential fighting for the Brotherhood, or something decidedly less savory.”

* "Come, My Brother! It is time you saw the face of the future..."

* "We will take that spark and start a fire which will become a great conflagration!"

* "I am the future! THE TIBERIAN SUN HAS RISEN!"

Svi citati Kane-a iz C&C-a :pray: :pray: :pray:

Cthulhu
23-08-2008, 19:37
I Am Your Shit,You Have Made Me This Way-marilyn manson :pray: :pray:
isto i ja mogu reći za sebe

Electromaster
23-08-2008, 19:39
@C.A.B.A.L.
Well, you got yourself a winner...someone lock the topic, pls... :D

Good one, Pseto!






Kane Lives!!! :pray: :pray:

unknown
24-08-2008, 19:56
Suwa: someday, some guy, more mature than me, will come by and take her away.
Aikawa: someday, some girl, prettier than me who suits him better will take him away
both: but until then, I'm going to stay by his/her side

Sonic_Moronic
25-08-2008, 07:58
:D

Danas su izašla zadnja 2 chaptera, manga mi ide u "favorites" listu, odlična je.

Čux
25-08-2008, 09:16
"After the game, the king and the pawn go back into the same box"

neznam više autora, al ovo pamtim iz operation flashpointa

unknown
25-08-2008, 09:17
:D

Danas su izašla zadnja 2 chaptera, manga mi ide u "favorites" listu, odlična je.


hehe, ta manga spada pod klasike sada kada je završila

eddie2142
25-08-2008, 09:26
"After the game, the king and the pawn go back into the same box"

neznam više autora, al ovo pamtim iz operation flashpointa

odlicna izreka!je iz ofa je

Ryd3R
26-08-2008, 14:44
Danas kad sam išao doma biciklom, na jednom kontenjeru za smeće je bilo napisano:

"Moja religija je vrlo jednostavna, moja religija je ljubaznost." -Dalai Lama

unknown
26-08-2008, 16:46
Danas kad sam išao doma biciklom, na jednom kontenjeru za smeće je bilo napisano:

"Moja religija je vrlo jednostavna, moja religija je ljubaznost." -Dalai Lama

jao kako taj lik sere(ne ti).....

Chris Rock

"Do you know that I came up with the idea for Sesame Street? I came up with it before PBS. The white man stole it. That's right. I was gonna call it "N.W.P." - Niggaz With Puppets. Catchy, ain't it? "

Ryd3R
26-08-2008, 17:47
Ovo je jedan od "quotova" iz CoD-a:

"When the enemy is in sight so are you"

Cthulhu
31-08-2008, 21:33
također iz coda
friendly fire-isnt.

Jopax
31-08-2008, 22:02
"Yes please!"
Oscar Wilde
"You don't have to have a good theory to be a good scientist. Just one that can't be proven wrong until years after you're dead!"
Albert Einstein
"In Soviet Russia, the Theory of Relativity makes sense!"
Albert Einstein
"PatHetyc Noob! YuRR PWNED!!!!" (when he got back in time to meet Sir Isaac Newton)
Albert Einstein

Sve sa ucyclopedie, faking gg izreke :D

Sova
01-09-2008, 00:47
Evo jedne iz Ramba 4:When you're pushed killing is as easy as breathing.

Arbiter of Change
01-09-2008, 11:29
Zbog nedostatka zareza ta izreka gubi efekt. ;)

"You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop laughing."

Sony Ericsson
09-10-2008, 18:10
"Smrt jednog čovjeka je tragedija, smrt milijuna - statistika". - Staljin :pray:

josip_kraš
11-10-2008, 07:37
vojnici ne stvaraju politiku, oni je provode

Bara
12-10-2008, 19:53
Mama je mama, ali nije tata!

flander
12-10-2008, 20:12
citat iz filma The Happening, odma na početku filma,to je kao Anštajn rekal

"Kada bi izumrle pčele,čovječanstvu bi ostalo samo 4 godine života"

RIPtheREAPER
12-10-2008, 23:14
"Music expresses that which cannot be said and on which it is impossible to be silent."
Victor Hugo

ima od njega odlicnih citata

LorlonWarrior
12-10-2008, 23:41
Evo jedna od mene što se tiče glazbe...

Svaka pjesma postoji samo je pitanje tko će je otkrit - LorlonWarrior
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

GeForce
14-10-2008, 11:57
Pametan među budalama je budala pametnima.

i meni NAJDAŽA:

Ah-ah, I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinking, "Did he fire six shots or only five?" And to tell you the truth, I've forgotten myself in all this excitement. But being this is a .44 Magnum - the most powerful handgun in the world and will blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?!

Dirty Harry

:pray: :pray:

LorlonWarrior
14-10-2008, 20:14
Bolje šutit i bit smatran budalom nego progovorit i otklonit sve sumnje

I ono kao "opreznost je majka mudrosti"... E nije istina! Da je bila oprezna, ne bi onda sad bila majka :D

GaTa666
23-10-2008, 18:16
If you can`t eat it or fuck it then kill it.
Eto to vam je moj zivotni moto :)

GeForce
11-11-2008, 12:31
Scooby Doo is a Hallucination Caused By Shaggy's Drug Abuse

T3rm1n4t0r
02-03-2009, 07:57
ABSENS, CARENS - Tko je odsutan, ne dobiva ništa;
ABUSUS OPTIMI PESSIMUS - Najgora je zloupotreba najboljega;
ACTA, NON VERBA - Djela, ne riječi;
ALIENA MALA UTILE EXEMPLUM - Tuđa nesreća koristan je primjer;
ALIENA NE CURES - Ne brini se za tuđe stvari (Pometi pred svojim pragom);
AMICUS ANIMAE DIMIDIUM - Prijatelj je polovica duše;
ARS LONGA, VITA BREVIS - Umjetnost je duga, život je dug;
AUDENTES DEUS IPSE IUVAT - Odvažnima pomaže sam bog;
BIS DAT, QUI (čita se kvi)CITO DAT - Dvostruko daje tko brzo daje;
BONIS NOCET, QUI MALIS PARCIT - Dobrima škodi ko štedi zle;
CARPE DIEM, QUAM MINIMUM CREDULA POSTERO - Iskoristi (današnji)dan, što se manje uzdaj u sutrašnji;
CLARUM RARUM - Ono što je rijetko, skupocjeno je;
CLARA PACTA, BONI AMICI - Čist račun duga ljubav;
CLAVUS CLAVO EXTRUDITUR - Klin se klinom izbija;
COGITO, ERGO SUM - Mislim, dakle postojim;
CONSCIENTIA MILLE TESTES - (Čista) savjest (vrijedi koliko) tisuću svjedoka.
Ostatak ću kasnije :bravo:

Aerospark
02-03-2009, 09:56
"There’s no such thing in the world as absolute reality. What you think you see is only as real as your brain tells you it is. It’s not whether you were right or wrong, but how much faith you were willing to have. Don’t obsess over words so much. Find the meaning behind the words, then decide."

LorlonWarrior
02-03-2009, 15:44
Stvarnost je iluzija prouzrokovana nedostatkom Alkohola

AjgorR
02-03-2009, 15:59
Pročitaj sig...

Arbiter of Change
02-03-2009, 16:11
"Smeg!"
Bolja je "Better dead then smeg". :)

T3rm1n4t0r
02-03-2009, 17:31
vi ste skrenuli kao prvo sa mozga, a kao drugo sa teme

Herr Schnitzel
02-03-2009, 17:56
ARS LONGA, VITA BREVIS - Umjetnost je duga, život je dug;
Kratak, ne dug.

T3rm1n4t0r
02-03-2009, 19:16
ARS LONGA, VITA BREVIS - Umjetnost je duga, život je dug;
Kratak, ne dug.
ma svejedno

serijski samoubojica
02-03-2009, 19:20
Bolje ispast glup nego iz vlaka :)

eddie2142
02-03-2009, 19:23
Kad svom frendu govoris tajne ne zaboravi da i on ima svog frenda...

Onaj koji ljudima prica iza ledja je posten - svi dobivaju isti tretman!

ps

ako vam se druga izreka cini glupom, to je zato sto sam je ja smislio :rotfl:

Guber
06-03-2009, 15:14
Znam da ništa ne znam, Sokrat
- moja najdraža

Insert
06-03-2009, 15:29
vidio sam ovo negdje na forumu


Ne treba ratovati
treba ljudima da potpisu mir
Jer to je brate kao kad jedes sir
I mozda malo isprzis krompir.


i jos jedna:
"Lako ćete u rodilištu prepoznati vašu bebu:ona se ukakila, dok su se tuđe usrale."

cham3leon
06-03-2009, 15:31
"Kakvo drvo, takav klin, kakav otac takav sin." - stara goranska

"Mudrac kopa bunar prije nego šta ožedni." - Vrlo primjenjiva izreka koje bi se svi trebali pridržavati.

Guber
06-03-2009, 15:35
"Kakvo drvo, takav klin, kakav otac takav sin." - stara goranska


to je nešt okao
Qualis vita, finis ita. Kakav život, takav i kraj.
Qualis rex, talis grex. kakav pastir, takvo stado.

Raz
06-03-2009, 16:13
Evo jedna havajska - No kind deed has ever lacked its reward.

I jedna iz civ4 (ne mogu se sjetiti tko je napisao)-“Give a man a fish; you have fed him for today. Teach a man to fish; and you have fed him for a lifetime”

Hellboy
06-03-2009, 19:08
Give a man fire and he’s warm for a day, set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life...

Raz
06-03-2009, 19:23
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; Teach him to use the Internet, and he won't bother you for weeks! :rotfl:

Guber
06-03-2009, 19:28
nisu vam baš neš... bolja je original...

Sonic_Moronic
09-03-2009, 10:05
Tko najbrže udara, dvaput udara.

:rotfl:

Ovo me podsjeća na turn-based-RPG. Tko ima najveći speed, dobije opportunity attack. http://cro-gaming.com/forum/Smileys/Alpha/wildy.gif

Batleshadow5
16-03-2009, 22:26
tko rano rani,dobije podočnjake :|

str1k3r
17-03-2009, 00:30
Bolje umrjeti od litre nego od kapi!
8)

mamlaz
17-03-2009, 17:54
"Dobri ljudi mrze grijeh iz ljubavi prema vrlini."
Latinska

Noober
17-03-2009, 19:20
"U borbi budite odlučni, u pobjedi velikodušni, u miru milostivi." (Winston Churchill)


Ovo sam danas pročitao u 24sata :oops:

Dabro
17-03-2009, 19:27
Iz PurePwnagea
Jeremy dobije pare tako što proda PC komponente i odma se ide ubit s hranom
I tako se on uprlja kecapom i obrise se s 20$ a pokraj nje je 5 xD.
Kyle mu kaže poslovicu: "Did you ever hear the expression :A fool and his money are soon parted?"
Jeremy na to kaže: " Did you ever hear the expression: I made more money than you today, Kyle?" :pray:

The Jackal
19-03-2009, 16:11
The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.

Mark Twain

str1k3r
20-03-2009, 23:49
Bolje je zbog Parkinsa malo proliti,
nego zbog Alzheimera ne popiti
8)

eddie2142
22-03-2009, 00:00
"Rezimi proslosti su se rijesavali ubojstvom jednog covjeka, a demokratija je citav narod, kojeg samo nuklearka moze ownati"

:evil:

Sonic_Moronic
22-03-2009, 00:50
Iz PurePwnagea
Jeremy dobije pare tako što proda PC komponente i odma se ide ubit s hranom
I tako se on uprlja kecapom i obrise se s 20$ a pokraj nje je 5 xD.
Kyle mu kaže poslovicu: "Did you ever hear the expression :A fool and his money are soon parted?"
Jeremy na to kaže: " Did you ever hear the expression: I made more money than you today, Kyle?" :pray:

Hvala ti, podsjetio si me da pogledam nove epizode.

The Jackal
22-03-2009, 00:53
They tell us that suicide is the greatest piece of cowardice... that suicide is wrong; when it is quite obvious that there is nothing in the world to which every man has a more unassailable title than to his own life and person.
Arthur Schopenhauer

Hellboy
22-03-2009, 00:57
Crowded elevator smells different to midget.

I da, namjerno je napisano lošim engleskim. Tek toliko da preduhitrim dušebrižnike ovih krajeva.

nosferatu25
22-03-2009, 01:52
U tuđoj ruci samo kurac raste.

str1k3r
22-03-2009, 02:54
Evo jedna:
Sačuvajte drveće - pojedite dabra.
Evo još jedna:
Čovjek je najsavršenije biće na svijetu, kojega svaka budala može napraviti!

cropir
03-04-2009, 18:12
"Smisao života je zapravo smisleno umrijeti."

moja. nije da slijedim to il neš, ali mi je frendica jednom rekla da kažem neš pametno i samo sam ovo puknuo. nije ni loše ispalo. :D

Duke of Earl
08-04-2009, 16:22
Moram negdje stavit ovu izjavu Berlusconija na temu nedavnog potresa u Italiji:


Imaju sve što im je potrebno..medicinsku pomoć, toplu hranu... Naravno smještaj u kojem su trenutno je malo privremen. No, trebali bi na to gledati kao na vikend na kampiranju.

Ja ne vjerujem kakva je to legenda :pray:

Guber
08-04-2009, 20:46
fuck i ja sam to danas vidio, a čovječe, LEGENDA

Deadwalker
12-04-2009, 09:11
Ljubav je prolazna..............žeđ ostaje! 8)

Nodakim
12-04-2009, 09:13
Moram negdje stavit ovu izjavu Berlusconija na temu nedavnog potresa u Italiji:


Imaju sve što im je potrebno..medicinsku pomoć, toplu hranu... Naravno smještaj u kojem su trenutno je malo privremen. No, trebali bi na to gledati kao na vikend na kampiranju.

Ja ne vjerujem kakva je to legenda :pray:

Nije mu to prvi put ^^

AjgorR
18-04-2009, 08:14
Tko izgubije dobitak,dobije zgubitak.Grunf,Alan Ford

Kid A
18-04-2009, 12:23
Bolje zivjeti cijeli zivot kao milioner,nego sedam dana kao siromah

Guber
18-04-2009, 19:50
Bolje zivjeti cijeli zivot kao milioner,nego sedam dana kao siromah

Homer Simpson?

Kid A
18-04-2009, 19:57
Bolje zivjeti cijeli zivot kao milioner,nego sedam dana kao siromah

Homer Simpson?
Bob Rock :)

Guber
18-04-2009, 20:06
Bolje zivjeti cijeli zivot kao milioner,nego sedam dana kao siromah

Homer Simpson?
Bob Rock :)
hehe sličan dvojac

AjgorR
20-04-2009, 20:55
Evo još par "mudrih" Grunfovih:
"Bolje nešto od nečega nego ništa od ničega".
"Tko spava nije budan".
"Nikad se ne predati osim kad moraš".
"Tko leti vrijedi,tko vrijedi leti,tko ne leti ne vrijedi".
"Ako želiš pobijediti u utrci,moraš prvi proći kroz cilj".
"Pijte više mlijeka nego nafte".
"Bolje živ kukavica nego mrtav heroj".
"Bruka se opere".
"Kad se borim,neprijatelja nemam".
"Bolji je neč̌astan bijeg nego časan poraz".
"Tko hoda ne trči".

LorlonWarrior
21-04-2009, 05:24
Evo još par "mudrih" Grunfovih:
"Tko spava nije budan".
"Tko hoda ne trči".

Šta, ko umre nije živ, a? :D

AjgorR
21-04-2009, 06:54
Da,tako nekako :D :D

Blacky_123
22-04-2009, 15:02
Errare humanum est. - Griješiti je ljudski.

Electromaster
22-04-2009, 15:37
Sex is gay, rape is cool!
Ludi australac iz mog razreda.

LorlonWarrior
21-05-2009, 20:54
Bolje zivjeti cijeli zivot kao milioner,nego sedam dana kao siromah

I don't agree

Nodakim
21-05-2009, 21:27
Pamet je imati dobre argumente,mudrost je znati ih reći kratko,jednostavno i jasno.

Kid A
21-05-2009, 21:38
Ko je vesla sis'o,taj se i motike najeo

Delirium
22-05-2009, 10:21
Bog i Hrvati

Deadwalker
22-05-2009, 10:23
Kruha i igara 8) (moja omiljena, u sigu je, samo na latinskom)

cham3leon
22-05-2009, 10:38
To bi trebala biti službena hrvatska poslovica.

Deadwalker
22-05-2009, 10:39
da, bas opisuje hrvatski mentalitet :D

Sonic_Moronic
22-05-2009, 17:47
Bog i Hrvati

Ane.

Insert
22-05-2009, 20:07
Bog i Hrvati

Ane.

a da
http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/8291/bogihrvatskaoekriz00sk6.jpg

Delirium
22-05-2009, 20:08
mislim da je Sonic mislio na Antu Starčevića al mu se omaklo t

C
24-05-2009, 23:13
Jeste gledali Kung-Fu Panda? Kada se onaj učitelj žali stariješini, da ne može debela Panda biti Zmajev Ratnik, pa on kaže "Ništa nije slučajnost", i nakon jendog dana, opet se ovaj njemu žali, a stariješina ponovno kaže: "Ništa nije slučajnost.", a učitelj pođe reći: "Da, znam, to ste mi već jednom rekli...", a starješina kaže: "Ali!! Ni to nije slučajnost..."
I tako ga ubija u pojam. :rotfl:

rudeboy95
26-05-2009, 16:40
Bog i Hrvati

Ane.
kako mi ide na zifce ta izreka.....

Hellboy
26-05-2009, 17:00
To nije izreka. Jer ako jest onda je izreka i Hamdija i ćevapi. Ante i mobiteli. Patlidžan i kremšnite.

Delirium
26-05-2009, 18:05
piše izreke/citati/dijalozi

da se reformuliram
Bog i Hrvati

fear
26-05-2009, 19:35
Boriti se za mir znači kao jebati se za nevinost!

Tegla Ajvara
06-06-2009, 18:52
wc je mjesto di su se i najhrabriji usrali

The Jackal
08-06-2009, 12:05
Moj siggy

cropir
09-06-2009, 15:07
To nije izreka. Jer ako jest onda je izreka i Hamdija i ćevapi. Ante i mobiteli. Patlidžan i kremšnite.
izreka je. ili parola, ako baš hoćeš. po ovoj tvojoj parafrazaciji onda i kruha i igara nije izreka, što je.

Nazgul
09-06-2009, 15:20
Don`t be afraid your life will end. Be afraid that it will never begin.

neox99buleseye
19-07-2009, 15:29
Everything that has a begining has an end. :pray:

Arbiter of Change
19-07-2009, 15:54
Captain Obvious is Captain Obvious.

Deadwalker
19-07-2009, 21:15
Don`t be afraid your life will end. Be afraid that it will never begin.

ovo je jako dobra izreka... :bravo:

Mr Vercetti
21-07-2009, 12:30
Navik on zivi kaj zgine posteno.

PINĐO
21-07-2009, 13:08
ko tebe kamenom ti njega snajperom

Mr Vercetti
21-07-2009, 13:12
Ko tebe kruhom ti njega kamenom

Midwintertears
27-07-2009, 12:02
It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger, they were. And sometimes you didn't want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass.

Sam Gamgee

Arbiter of Change
27-07-2009, 12:05
"Small minds talk about people, average minds talk about events, great minds talk about ideas."

Mr Vercetti
27-07-2009, 13:42
Fear keeps you alive.

Only the dead survive.

Herr Schnitzel
27-07-2009, 20:21
"God has a special providence for fools, drunks, and the United States of America." - Bismarck

I lol'd :)

Mr Vercetti
28-07-2009, 11:08
"This is Sparta!!!"

"No. This is Serbia."

Arbiter of Change
11-08-2009, 23:56
"Noah? Heads up. Everyone else? Fuck you."
~ Bog pred potop.

Midwintertears
12-08-2009, 12:32
Not all boats which sail away into darkness never find the sun again, or the hand of another child; if life teaches anything at all, it teaches that there are so many happy endings that the man who believes there is no God needs his rationality called into serious question.

Nemesis
02-10-2009, 13:34
The key of joy is disobedience. Behemoth

Bog i Hrvati?A sto ako su neki Hrvati ateisti?

gothic45
02-10-2009, 18:44
ko tebe kamenom ti njega snajperom

Ko tebe kamenom, ti njega isto kamenom jer je kruh skup.


O Vanji Drachu jedan lik iz mog razreda:

''Umro je nakon duge smrti'' :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Ako ti ljudi govore iza leđa to samo znači da si dva koraka ispred njih.

Viper33
02-10-2009, 18:47
Struja je jedina imenica ženskoga roda koja se ne smije dirati golom rukom!

Živi svaki dan života kao da ti je zadnji, jednom ćeš biti u pravu!

Prije sam bio umišljen,
sada sam savršen!

Najsigurniji način da udvostručite svoj novac jest da ga presavijete i vratite u džep

Djevojke postaju žene kada duboko u sebi osjete čvrst razlog za to.

Životna je iluzija kad ti cijeli život sole pamet, a umreš od šećera.

Najveća nesreča koja vas može snači jest sretan brak.
Nemate nikakvih izgleda za razvod.

gothic45
02-10-2009, 19:43
Borba za nezavisnost je kao jebanje za nevinost.
Bolje ostati sam sa sobom, nego sam bez sobe.
Nije važno ciljati u metu, važno je metati u cilj.
Nije štetno pušenje, štetan je duhan!
Ako ikad budete planirali ostaviti ženu, ostavite je kod mene.
Kome god ližeš guzicu, znaj da ti taj sprema vazelin.
Žena je kao zemlja, što je dublje oreš, više rađa.
Dok ne probam lava, za mene je janje kralj životinja.
Svuda pođi, pored kuće prođi i u kafanu svrati i napij se k'o mati.



:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

McPingvin_v2.0
02-10-2009, 23:02
Borba za nezavisnost je kao jebanje za nevinost.
Borba za mir, valjda :(

fear
06-10-2009, 12:33
Boriti se za mir znači kao jebati se za nevinost!S:D

GeraltofSmeg
20-11-2009, 15:11
ČUVAJ SE PSA!

forumski_user
20-11-2009, 23:12
Struja je jedina imenica ženskoga roda koja se ne smije dirati golom rukom!

Kiselina?

Chupacabra
24-11-2009, 22:26
Krv nije voda pa da se štedi. Viva la Revolucion.

Delirium
08-12-2009, 11:59
"jedan čovjek s puškom može kontrolirati stotinu bez nje"-
"bilo koji kuhar bi trebo moći voditi državu"-Lenjin

Death is the solution to all problems. No man - no problem.
ideas are more powerful than guns. We would not let our enemies have guns, why should we let them have ideas.
One death is a tragedy; one million is a statistic.
The only real power comes out of a long rifle.
The Pope? How many divisions has he got?-Staljin

A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.
All the great things are simple, and many can be expressed in a single word: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope.-Churchill

(idem gledat Jalta, Jalta u kazalište pa se pripremam :D)

Kid A
08-12-2009, 18:22
"You will never make friends unless you like everyone genuinely. Oh well, I'm fucked then aren't I?" - Thom Yorke

unknown
06-01-2010, 20:46
"Remember, remember, the Fifth of November, the Gunpowder Treason and Plot. I know of no reason why the Gunpowder Treason should ever be forgot... But what of the man? I know his name was Guy Fawkes and I know, in 1605, he attempted to blow up the Houses of Parliament. But who was he really? What was he like? We are told to remember the idea, not the man, because a man can fail. He can be caught, he can be killed and forgotten, but 400 years later, an idea can still change the world. I've witnessed first hand the power of ideas, I've seen people kill in the name of them, and die defending them... but you cannot kiss an idea, cannot touch it, or hold it... ideas do not bleed, they do not feel pain, they do not love... And it is not an idea that I miss, it is a man... A man that made me remember the Fifth of November. A man that I will never forget."

TeraBajt
06-01-2010, 21:16
RAKIJA SE LECI VINOM, HEROIN KOKAINOM, A SVE OSTALO SEVERINOM :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:

Jopax
06-01-2010, 21:20
Ne znam tko točno:
Najbolji znak da je rat u Iraku pogreška je bilo odbijanje Njemačke da sudjeluje, ako država poput Njemačke koja je Michael Jackson ratovanja odbije sudjelovati u ratu onda je to jasan znak da taj rat nije dobra ideja
Nije skroz točno jer sam po sjećanju pisao al opet :D

Wolfwrath
06-01-2010, 21:37
The Pope? How many divisions has he got?-Staljin

Ova je legendarna... :pray:

LorlonWarrior
18-03-2010, 08:03
Ko se zadnji smije, sam u nju pada

str1k3r
19-03-2010, 17:25
Nije bogat onaj koji nema, već onaj koji ima.

Mirko L
20-03-2010, 18:41
Sad si me podsjetio...

''Bolje živjeti 100 godina kao milijunaš, nego 7 dana u bijedi.'' :)

gothic45
21-03-2010, 09:57
--Bog je čovjeku dao penis i mozak, ali ne i dovoljno krvi da bi oba istodobno funkcionirala.
--Feminizam postoji samo radi toga da bi se ružne žene integrirale u društvo.
--Iskustvo je ono što ostane djevojci, kad sve ostalo izgubi...


"A mighty pain to love it is,
And 'tis a pain that pain to miss;
But of all pains, the greatest pain
It is to love, but love in vain."

I najbolja za kraj...

When you seek it, you cannot find it.
Your hand cannot reach it
Nor your mind exceed it.
When you no longer seek it,
It is always with you.
.....Zen Proverb

:pray:

loo
21-03-2010, 13:13
Sad si me podsjetio...

''Bolje živjeti 100 godina kao milijunaš, nego 7 dana u bijedi.'' :)

Imam tu majicu Bob Rock 8)

Mirko L
21-03-2010, 13:58
Alan Ford ftw :)

Vidio sam u nekom od njihovih stripova za kupiti tu majicu.

Paran0a
21-03-2010, 14:09
"Radje cu biti bogat nego glup."

azrael
31-03-2010, 09:54
Bolje živjet 100 godina kao miljunaš nego 7 dana u bjedi....

Mirko L
31-03-2010, 10:52
Bolje živjet 100 godina kao miljunaš nego 7 dana u bjedi....
Bar nisam napisao tu par postova poviše.

unknown
31-03-2010, 12:08
"War does not determine who is right - only who is left."

"A great war leaves the country with three armies - an army of cripples, an army of mourners, and an army of thieves."

"Everyone's a pacifist between wars. It's like being a vegetarian between meals."

"Join the Army, see the world, meet interesting people - and kill them."

unknown
01-04-2010, 12:29
"He never raised his voice. That was the worst thing - the fury of the Time Lord - and then we discovered why. Why this Doctor, who had fought with gods and demons, why he had run away from us and hidden. He was being kind. He wrapped my father in unbreakable chains forged in the heart of a dwarf star. He tricked my mother into the event horizon of a collapsing galaxy to be imprisoned there, forever. He still visits my sister, once a year, every year. I wonder if one day he might forgive her, but there she is. Can you see? He trapped her inside a mirror. Every mirror. If ever you look at your reflection and see something move behind you just for a second, that's her. That's always her. As for me, I was suspended in time and the Doctor put me to work standing over the fields of England, as their protector. We wanted to live forever. So the Doctor made sure we did."

Delirium
01-04-2010, 19:43
"He never raised his voice. That was the worst thing - the fury of the Time Lord - and then we discovered why. Why this Doctor, who had fought with gods and demons, why he had run away from us and hidden. He was being kind. He wrapped my father in unbreakable chains forged in the heart of a dwarf star. He tricked my mother into the event horizon of a collapsing galaxy to be imprisoned there, forever. He still visits my sister, once a year, every year. I wonder if one day he might forgive her, but there she is. Can you see? He trapped her inside a mirror. Every mirror. If ever you look at your reflection and see something move behind you just for a second, that's her. That's always her. As for me, I was suspended in time and the Doctor put me to work standing over the fields of England, as their protector. We wanted to live forever. So the Doctor made sure we did."

Gledo tu epizodu jucer <3

gothic45
02-04-2010, 12:04
When you seek it, you cannot find it.
Your hand cannot reach it
Nor your mind exceed it.
When you no longer seek it,
It is always with you.
.....Zen Proverb

:pray:

rudeboy95
02-04-2010, 12:12
http://images.easyart.com/i/prints/rw/lg/3/3/Celebrity-Image-Bob-Marley--Quote--331686.jpg

unknown
02-04-2010, 19:59
"He never raised his voice. That was the worst thing - the fury of the Time Lord - and then we discovered why. Why this Doctor, who had fought with gods and demons, why he had run away from us and hidden. He was being kind. He wrapped my father in unbreakable chains forged in the heart of a dwarf star. He tricked my mother into the event horizon of a collapsing galaxy to be imprisoned there, forever. He still visits my sister, once a year, every year. I wonder if one day he might forgive her, but there she is. Can you see? He trapped her inside a mirror. Every mirror. If ever you look at your reflection and see something move behind you just for a second, that's her. That's always her. As for me, I was suspended in time and the Doctor put me to work standing over the fields of England, as their protector. We wanted to live forever. So the Doctor made sure we did."

Gledo tu epizodu jucer <3

šteta promjenili su tog lika koji glumi doktora(za nekog balavca) i malo mi je glupo što svaku sezonu mjenjaju žensku koja ga pratim... mali kontinuitet bi bio poželjan

Sonic_Moronic
02-04-2010, 20:16
Doktor je promijenio 11 glumaca ono. Fora je što priča pokriva i te "transformacije".

Delirium
07-04-2010, 20:24
meni je ovaj mal bolji od onog dede, vise je badass

Korpse
07-04-2010, 20:36
Evo vam za suputnice njegove. :D

http://dague.net/wp-content/uploads/200 ... imi_na.jpg (http://dague.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/Doctor__s_Girls_Wallpaper_by_mimi_na.jpg)

unknown
07-04-2010, 23:51
"Captain Sisko: Surrender is not an option! Now, I'm happy to hear your group's advice on how to win this war, but I don't need your advice on how to lose it.
Doctor Bashir: We can't win this war!
Captain Sisko: I don't care if the odds are against us. If we're going to lose, then we're going to go down fighting, so that when our descendants someday rise up against the Dominion, they'll know what they're made of!"

"Captain Sisko: Take a good look at this, people. It says something about this ship. It says that we will fight, and we will keep on fighting, until we can't fight any more!"

:ekipa:

Jopax
08-04-2010, 00:13
"God gave us a penis and a brain, but not enough blood to use them at the same time"

:D

unknown
03-05-2010, 23:02
O'LOONDON,LOONDON
blood of an angel for your infernal amusement
innocent blood...shed...to spare you from your judgment


O'LOONDON,LOONDON
gorge in your sin. flaunt your jeers, and taunt tonight
for tommotow might never shed her light


O'LOONDON,LOONDON
old serpent, we are watching you
your days are numbered

Silvery
04-05-2010, 10:17
"He never raised his voice. That was the worst thing - the fury of the Time Lord - and then we discovered why. Why this Doctor, who had fought with gods and demons, why he had run away from us and hidden. He was being kind. He wrapped my father in unbreakable chains forged in the heart of a dwarf star. He tricked my mother into the event horizon of a collapsing galaxy to be imprisoned there, forever. He still visits my sister, once a year, every year. I wonder if one day he might forgive her, but there she is. Can you see? He trapped her inside a mirror. Every mirror. If ever you look at your reflection and see something move behind you just for a second, that's her. That's always her. As for me, I was suspended in time and the Doctor put me to work standing over the fields of England, as their protector. We wanted to live forever. So the Doctor made sure we did."

Gledo tu epizodu jucer <3

šteta promjenili su tog lika koji glumi doktora(za nekog balavca) i malo mi je glupo što svaku sezonu mjenjaju žensku koja ga pratim... mali kontinuitet bi bio poželjan

O da. unknown, Ja te volim.
Volim.
<3

unknown
04-05-2010, 10:40
?.?

LorlonWarrior
06-05-2010, 02:48
?.?

On te voli

Lord Jambrek
06-05-2010, 08:32
Najjača izreka :D

http://www.imagesforme.com/thumb/thumb_53999b26.jpg (http://www.imagesforme.com/show.php/1115181_Untitled.jpg)

unknown
07-05-2010, 12:52
"Two hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer."

Alepić
09-05-2010, 00:20
The opera isn&#39;t over until the last heterosexual falls asleep.

Six bucks is too much money to spend on any woman.

Just say no to marriage.

That&#39;s what being a man is like: making mistakes and not caring.

Jopax
14-05-2010, 11:14
"Technology is a race between humans, to make more foolproof objects, and the universe, to make better fools. So far, the universe is winning."

unknown
30-05-2010, 22:38
"Planetary bombardment is always the answer."

Death By Sexy
30-05-2010, 22:58
sig

McPingvin_v2.0
30-05-2010, 23:03
Kyle?

gothic45
31-05-2010, 08:22
If we sow goodness, we will reap goodness; if we sow evil, we will reap evil.-->Karma

LD
31-05-2010, 10:41
"I'd drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart throught a walkie-talkie."

Kvothe
31-05-2010, 22:22
sig
Sign.


Also, da ne prevladava smeće u ovoj temi:

Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I’ve tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To know that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice.

josip_kraš
01-06-2010, 00:06
"Ne vjeruj ženi koja laže."
Autor nepoznat, napisano na vratima računalstva.

Jopax
02-06-2010, 23:19
"I know you're out there. I can feel you now. I know that you're afraid... you're afraid of us. You're afraid of change. I don't know the future. I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell you how it's going to begin. I'm going to hang up this phone, and then I'm going to show these people what you don't want them to see. I'm going to show them a world without you. A world without rules and controls, without borders or boundaries. A world where anything is possible. Where we go from there is a choice I leave to you. "

Sad mi se opet gleda :D

Također petey odakle je ta?

unknown
09-07-2010, 18:51
“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing?
Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God?”

Epicurus

Marvin OCX
13-07-2010, 00:52
Zivot je sve ono sto vam se desava dok planirate zivot.

unknown
16-07-2010, 15:44
You say Soulja Boy-I say Godsmack
You say Miley Cyrus-I say AC/DC
You say T-Pain-I say Kiss
You say Flowers-I say Sabaton
You say Pink-I say Iron Maiden
You say Hip Hop-i say Anthrax
You say Pop-I scream Heavy Metal!!
You say hanah montana-i bash your face in with an electric guitar

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Alepić
11-09-2010, 23:42
Jean-Pierre: [Jean-Pierre is presenting a bottle of wine to the band]SUh, from the Prime Minister of Norway. There are several cases. The finest wi...
Nathan Explosion: NOOOO! We never drink before a show; never!
William Murderface: [Murderface takes the bottle and pours some wine into his goblet]S
[slurring his words]S
William Murderface: Well, I'll have just a little drink.
Toki Wartooth: [Toki hoists a beer can]SMe, too.
Skwisgaar Skwigelf: [Skwisgaar has a few empty beer cans in front of him]SMe, too.
Pickles the Drummer: [the table in front of Pickles is covered in empty liquor bottles]SMe, too.
Nathan Explosion: [pause]SMe, too.

C
11-09-2010, 23:44
Za svaki problem postoji rješenje. :nonono:

Za svako rješenje postoji problem. :pray:

Alepić
11-09-2010, 23:48
Pickles: [holding uncooked lobster]SOkay, hold on now. So you're telling me that you put these little guys in boiling water and they shreik and they turn red and they die?
Clerk: Yes sir.
Pickles: That is the most metal thing I've ever heard in my whole life. High five.

Dania
12-09-2010, 06:55
Puca te Dethklok, hm? :D Carevi su

Alepić
12-09-2010, 12:14
:D

Interceptor
16-10-2010, 23:24
"I gave my life to become the person I am right now. Was it worth it?"

Kid A
16-10-2010, 23:37
Sarkazam je ništa drugo do li izlika za izbjegavanje smislene komunikacije.
E ovo nije lose

Babitz
16-10-2010, 23:51
Zapravo je sasvim pogrešno. Isto se može odma reći i za satiru.

The Great Duck
17-10-2010, 23:28
You say Hip Hop-i say Anthrax


Kakva ironija. :D

angel eye
18-10-2010, 10:21
"Najveće uživanje u životu je da uradite ono za šta ljudi kažu da ne možete da uradite"
Valter Bagehot

Kid A
30-10-2010, 19:04
Nekada davno je stari Chiroki svome unuku ispričao jednu životnu istinu:
"U svakom čovekua vodi se bitka, kao borba između dva vuka, u svakom od nas.
Jedan vuk predstavlja zlo: predstavlja bes, zavist, ljubomoru, žaljenje, pohlepu, aroganciju, samosažaljenje, krivicu, greh, srdžbu, inferiornost, laž, lažni ponos, egoizam.
Drugi vuk predstavlja dobro: predstavlja ono što pruža užitak, mir, ljubav, nadu, vedrinu, poniznost, ljubaznost, dobrohotnost, srdačnost, darežljivost, istinu, saosjećanje i veru.
Mali Indijanac se zamisli na nekoliko trenutaka. Sve svoje misli vredno usmeri u dubinu dedovih reči, pa ga zapita:
- Koji vuk na kraju pobijedi?
Stari Chiroki odgovori sa smeškom na svom starom licu:
- Pobeđuje uvek onaj kog hraniš.

unknown
02-12-2010, 11:17
"Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children. I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post. I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher on the walls. I am the fire that burns against cold, the light that brings the dawn, the horn that wakes the sleepers, the shield that guards the realms of men. I pledge my life and honor to the Night's Watch, for this night and all the nights to come. – Oath of the Night's Watch"

"When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die. There is no middle ground." – Cersei Lannister

"If you would take a man's life, you owe it to him to look into his eyes and hear his final words. And if you cannot bear to do that, then perhaps the man does not deserve to die." - Eddard Stark to Bran

majstoro
03-12-2010, 23:18
"... o kako cudne rijeci iz usta covjeka dobra srca! hoces li promijeniti misljenje kad ti spomenem siromahe koji cekaju tu vodu ili kad ti pokazem ovaj simbol mira, automatski, sa devet metaka, kalibar B27? odluci!"-Sir Oliver :D

Chupacabra
04-12-2010, 15:08
@majstoro: :pray:

majstoro
11-12-2010, 22:23
Neki quotevi iz "Im In the Band",Ash je urnebesan :D

Ash:...now we eat in the van,sleep in the van,if this van could talk it would say "Hey check me out,im talking van"


Ash: (into the microphone) WHAT'S UP NEW YORK?!!
DJ Fat Man: We're in Los Angeles.
Ash: I KNOW... THAT'S WHY I'M YELLING!


Tripp: This movie will give great exposure. It will put Iron Weasel back on the map.
Ash: Whooa, it will be awesome to be on the map.
(Ash pictures himself on a global map in the placement of Africa)
Ash: Hey, check me out! I'm Ash-rica!

Kid A
10-01-2011, 06:58
Ono kad je Jose Andres pitao Marisol hoce li se udat za njega...ne znam kako se to kaze na spanskom, al sjecam se da smo svi u kuci plakali

Kid A
17-01-2011, 02:38
If you combined Darth Vader, OJ Simpson, Osama Bin Ladin, Miley Cyrus, The Grinch, Hitler, that dick from the Karate Kid, and Mark David Chapman into one person in a person combiner, and then put that combined person into a opposite machine, Alex would come out of the other side holding an ice cream cone in one hand and a butterfly in a jar in the other

Kid A
17-01-2011, 18:16
Like every form of determinism, racism invalidates the specific attribute which distinguishes man from all other living species: his rational faculty. Racism negates two aspects of man’s life: reason and choice, or mind and morality, replacing them with chemical predestination." | “Racism,” The Virtue of Selfishness, 126.

Bartuc
17-01-2011, 18:24
Kad si sam doma, nikada nemoj pojesti zadnji komadić kolača iz protvanja tako da ne moraš oprati suđe za sobom!

Kid A
28-01-2011, 15:32
When a person falls in love, the ventral tegmental area in the brain floods the caudate nucleus with dopamine. The same system becomes activated when someone takes cocaine

gothic45
28-01-2011, 22:04
A consistent thinker is a thoughtless person, because he conforms to a pattern; he repeats phrases and thinks in a groove.

All ideologies are idiotic, whether religious or political, for it is conceptual thinking, the conceptual word, which has so unfortunately divided man.

It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

If we can really understand the problem, the answer will come out of it, because the answer is not separate from the problem.
Dame i gospodo-Jiddu Krishnamurti <3

cham3leon
28-01-2011, 22:11
Ne slažem se s bar 3 od 4 izjave ovdje.

Kid A
28-01-2011, 22:13
Budi iskren i reci da se ne slazes ni s jednom :P

cham3leon
28-01-2011, 22:21
Pa ajde, ova 4. je dosta zgodna i ima smisla. Ali ove prije smatram netočnim i nihilističko-pesimistički ekstremnim.

str1k3r
02-02-2011, 16:02
Hawkeye: War isn't Hell. War is war, and Hell is Hell. And of the two, war is a lot worse.

Father Mulcahy: How do you figure, Hawkeye?

Hawkeye: Easy, Father. Tell me, who goes to Hell?

Father Mulcahy: Sinners, I believe.

Hawkeye: Exactly. There are no innocent bystanders in Hell. War is chalk full of them - little kids, cripples, old ladies. In fact, except for some of the brass, almost everybody involved is an innocent bystander.

Maloki
03-02-2011, 02:44
Pa ajde, ova 4. je dosta zgodna i ima smisla. Ali ove prije smatram netočnim i nihilističko-pesimistički ekstremnim.
Sve četiri su smislene, pogotovo ova druga.

cham3leon
03-02-2011, 13:47
Dobro, ajmo filozofirati.

"A consistent thinker is a thoughtless person, because he conforms to a pattern; he repeats phrases and thinks in a groove."

Nema smisla. Osoba koja više teži razmišljanju i spoznaji nikad se neće vrtjeti u krug, to je upravo ono što odlikuje dobrog mislioca.

"All ideologies are idiotic, whether religious or political, for it is conceptual thinking, the conceptual word, which has so unfortunately divided man."

Ovdje moramo definirati riječ ideologija. Ideologija je u biti ono što nastaje od ideje, što bi značilo da autor osuđuje svaku ideju koja je ikad nastala što je poprilično glupo. Svako znanje i svaki obavljeni posao nastao je kao ideja. Imati ideju znači biti kreativan, i to je ono presudno za bilo kakav napredak u bilo čemu. A ideju netko mora slijediti i prihvatiti ju, primjeniti da taj napredak ostvari. Jedno je reći da neka određena ideologija ne valja, a drugo da ideologije općenito ne valjaju.
Ako je mislio isključivo na ekstremne političke ideologije i totalitarizam, onda se možda krivo izrazio.



"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society."

Ova izjava je pak totalni nihilizam i potpuno je beskorisna. Jedini zaključak koji se iz nje može izvesti da nema nade, nema pomoći niti smisla u postojanju društva i čovjeka što valjda znači da bismo se svi trebali ubiti ili nešto, a ne moram ni spominjati da to apsolutno nikamo ne vodi.

CrazySmurf
03-02-2011, 20:50
"A serial killer can be recongized by one thing: he has three names"
The Amazing Atheist

Kid A
05-02-2011, 21:43
Čitajući (ili gledajući) kako neki vjernici mrze i progone one koji ne vjeruju, pomišljao sam da se oni tako nesvjesno možda svete i za svoje slabo i nedosljedno vjerovanje. To su često revnosni i nečovječni fanatici. Pred tom pojavom u meni se javljala pomisao da bi za one koji ne vjeruju bilo lakše i bolje kad bi vjernici zaista vjerovali tvrdo i potpuno u sve ono što nazivaju svojom vjerom - Ivo Andrić ♥

Duke of Earl
05-02-2011, 22:14
"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society."

Ova izjava je pak totalni nihilizam i potpuno je beskorisna. Jedini zaključak koji se iz nje može izvesti da nema nade, nema pomoći niti smisla u postojanju društva i čovjeka što valjda znači da bismo se svi trebali ubiti ili nešto, a ne moram ni spominjati da to apsolutno nikamo ne vodi.
U potpunosti si krivo shvatio. Citat govori o trenutnom stanju društva, iliti ljudske rase, koja u globalu jest poprilično bolesna, a mislim da razloge za takvo mišljenje zbilja nije potrebno nabrajati, dovoljno je samo okrenuti se oko sebe. Nigdje nije rečeno da je tako bilo oduvijek, ili da će tako zauvijek ostati, i naravno da uvijek postoji mogućnost promijene nabolje, na čemu je i Krishnamurti inzistirao.

Sonic_Moronic
05-02-2011, 22:20
Pa da, izjava govori da ne treba biti zadovoljan trenutnim stanjem stvari, što je apsolutno točno. Fascinira me kad vidim ljude koji smatraju da bi stvari trebale ostati kakve jesu, bilo da se radi o politici, društvu ili biločemo. UVIJEK treba težiti boljem.

TeraBajt
06-02-2011, 11:22
duke sig :pray:

Duke of Earl
06-02-2011, 13:25
duke sig :pray:
Preuzeto od ovog mesije hrvatstva:


To_NY9zU_08

Maloki
06-02-2011, 15:12
"All ideologies are idiotic, whether religious or political, for it is conceptual thinking, the conceptual word, which has so unfortunately divided man."

Ovdje moramo definirati riječ ideologija. Ideologija je u biti ono što nastaje od ideje, što bi značilo da autor osuđuje svaku ideju koja je ikad nastala što je poprilično glupo. Svako znanje i svaki obavljeni posao nastao je kao ideja. Imati ideju znači biti kreativan, i to je ono presudno za bilo kakav napredak u bilo čemu. A ideju netko mora slijediti i prihvatiti ju, primjeniti da taj napredak ostvari. Jedno je reći da neka određena ideologija ne valja, a drugo da ideologije općenito ne valjaju.
Ako je mislio isključivo na ekstremne političke ideologije i totalitarizam, onda se možda krivo izrazio.
Nećemo se pravit blesavi, jako se dobro zna na što je mislio.

cham3leon
06-02-2011, 19:34
"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society."

Ova izjava je pak totalni nihilizam i potpuno je beskorisna. Jedini zaključak koji se iz nje može izvesti da nema nade, nema pomoći niti smisla u postojanju društva i čovjeka što valjda znači da bismo se svi trebali ubiti ili nešto, a ne moram ni spominjati da to apsolutno nikamo ne vodi.
U potpunosti si krivo shvatio. Citat govori o trenutnom stanju društva, iliti ljudske rase, koja u globalu jest poprilično bolesna, a mislim da razloge za takvo mišljenje zbilja nije potrebno nabrajati, dovoljno je samo okrenuti se oko sebe. Nigdje nije rečeno da je tako bilo oduvijek, ili da će tako zauvijek ostati, i naravno da uvijek postoji mogućnost promijene nabolje, na čemu je i Krishnamurti inzistirao.

Kada je to onda društvo bilo zdravo ako je sada bolesno?

croat1gamer
06-02-2011, 19:37
Taj citat je obicni observacionalni humor.
Bez obzira koliko si ti moralno zdrav, drustvo je moralno bolesno.

croat1gamer
21-02-2011, 22:54
/bump


Curo pojedi malo šminke, možda budeš ljepša iznutra.

Marvin OCX
21-02-2011, 23:21
Prejako :)

Chupacabra
25-02-2011, 13:41
Random Rincewind quote, anyone? :)

Chupacabra
01-03-2011, 13:51
Sorry na doublepostu...


Rincewind sighed. He had been dreading this.
"We've strayed into a zone with a high magical
index," he said. "Don't ask me how. Once upon a
time a really powerful magic field must have been
generated here, and we're feeling the after-effects."
"precisely", said a passing bush


Rincewind had a natural affinity for languages.
This at least was true. Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream* in another forty-four.

* This is important. Inexperienced travellers might think that 'Aargh!' is universal, but in Betrobi it means “highly
enjoyable” and in Howondaland it means, variously, “I would like to eat your foot”, “Your wife is a big hippo” and
“Hello, Thinks Mr Purple Cat.” One particular tribe has a fearsome reputation for cruelty merely because prisoners
appear, to them, to be shouting “Quick! Extra boiling oil!”


He is also bearing a sword presented to him in mysterious circumstances. Very mysterious circumstances.
Surprisingly, therefore, there is something very unexpected about this sword. It isn't magical. It hasn't got a name.
When you wield it you don't get a feeling of power, you just get blisters; you could believe it was a sword that had
been used so much that it had ceased to be anything other than a quintessential sword, a long piece of metal with
very sharp edges. And it hasn't got destiny written all over it. It's practically unique, in fact.


Cohen's father had taken him to a mountain top, when he was no more than a lad, and
explained to him the hero's creed and told him that there was no greater joy than to die in
battle.
Cohen had seen the flaw in this straight away, and a lifetime's experience had reinforced his
belief that in fact a greater joy was to kill the otherSbugger in battle and end up sitting on a
heap of gold higher than your horse. It was an observation that had served him well.
He stood up and stretched in the sunshine.
"It's a lovely morning, lads," he said. "I feel like a million dollars. Don't you?"
There was a murmur of reluctant agreement.
"Good," said Cohen the Barbarian. "Let's go and get some."


"Go and sit down in the corner!" he hissed. "And you'll be told what to do!"
"But I'm sure I know what to do. Dip spoon in bowl, raise spoon to mouth—"
"Sit down!"
Rincewind found the darkest corner and sat down. People were still watching him.


Ridcully shook his head. "Probably doesn't count, then. It's a shame, because if you had
PERFORMED ANY SERVICE OF GREAT BENEFIT TO MAGIC then I'd be happy to let you keep that hat and,
of course, something to wear it on."
Rincewind looked crestfallen. Ridcully sighed, and had one last try.
"So," he said, "since it seems that you haven't actually passed your exams OR PERFORMED
A SERVICE OF GREAT BENEFIT TO MAGIC, then—"
"I suppose . . . I could try to perform some great service?" said Rincewind, with the expression
of one who knows that the light at the end of the tunnel is an incoming train.
"Really? Hmm? Well, that's definitely a thought," said Ridcully.


He could play along for now and then get the hell out of it at the very first opportunity.
Butterfly's anger was bad, but a spike was a spike. Of course, he'd feel a bit of a heel for a
while, but that was the point. He'd feel a heel, but he wouldn't feel a spike.
The world had too many heroes and didn't need another one. Whereas the world had only one
Rincewind and he owed it to the world to keep this one alive for as long as possible.

Sonic_Moronic
01-03-2011, 13:55
"precisely", said a passing bush

To mi je jedan od najjačih :)

Chupacabra
02-03-2011, 16:26
Jest :)

Stavio bih ja još od Silver Horde, ali nisam stigao.

Mr Ronald Saveloy FTW

Totoro
02-03-2011, 18:28
Kako su mudri ovi citati ja nemogu doći k sebi.

Delirium
02-03-2011, 20:06
:pray:

Al ono ja umirem na Interesting timesu, koji ak sam dobro skuzio dolazi poslje erica, jos the last continent i Last Hero

doslovno tip je ludnica, necu stat dok ne procitam sve do zadnje knjige...

Makar osjecam neku laganu povezanost i sveopce zaljenje prema Rincewindu...

uvijek kad pročitam ono njegovo Wizzard i sta je sve prošo i činjenicu da mu ne ide wizardry al se smatra čarobnjakom...

Chupacabra
03-03-2011, 10:50
I ja sam jučer završio Interesting Times, i jebi me u rektum ako Mad Hamish ne kaže 250 puta "Whut?"

+ srebrna horda općenito, veću bandu urnebesnih badassova u životu nisam vidio :)

majstoro
03-03-2011, 12:19
Strašno mudre izreke

Delirium
03-03-2011, 21:38
Those heroes that shed their blood and lost their lives you are now lying in the soil of a friendly country. Therefore rest in peace. There is no difference between the Johnnies and the Mehmets where they lie side by side here in this country of ours You the mothers who sent their sons from far away countries, wipe away your tears. Your sons are now lying in our bosom and are in peace. Having lost their lives on this land they have become our sons as well.

Totoro
06-03-2011, 20:09
Things have never declared themselves empty, nor have they declared
themselves form; and they have not declared themselves right, wrong,
defiled or pure. Nor is there a mind that binds and fetters people.
It is just because people themselves give rise to vain and arbitrary
attachments that they create so many kinds of opinions, and give rise
to many various likes and fears.
Just understand that things do not originate of themselves. All of them
come into existence from your own single mental impulse of imagination
mistakenly clinging to appearances.
If you know that mind and objects fundamentally do not contact each other,
you will be set free on the spot. Everything in a state of quiescence right
where it is; this is the very site of enlightenment.

Totoro
13-03-2011, 00:14
If you understand, things are just as they are; if you do not understand, things are just as they are.

Kid A
13-03-2011, 14:58
"My inception totem is my penis. If it's inside of a girl, I know I'm dreaming"

Carp
15-03-2011, 11:18
"Bolje 5 do 12, nego nijedna poslije ponoci."

majstoro
17-03-2011, 10:55
"Great is OK, but amazing would be GREAT."

"Life can be hilariously cruel."


Bender

majstoro
02-04-2011, 22:39
Jewish Kid: Is anyone else having problems concentrating on this? I just can't seem to concentrate.
Cartman: Maybe we should send you to a concentration camp.

Chupacabra
02-04-2011, 22:42
Jewish Kid: Is anyone else having problems concentrating on this? I just can't seem to concentrate.
Cartman: Maybe we should send you to a concentration camp.

:pray: :pray: :pray: :pray: :pray: :pray: :pray: :pray: :pray:

croat1gamer
02-04-2011, 22:45
Samo za trenutak napregni svoj zakrzljali moronski mozak i pomisli kada si ti poslednji put uradio nesto sto bi nazvao prava stvar, i sta su to prave stvari? Sta je to sto te pokrece, sto te dize kad padnes, sto te gura napred. Sta je to sto ti bar na trenutak stvori iluziju da nisi obican moron, nego zivo bice sposobno da misli.

Kid A
06-05-2011, 11:08
If Hideo Kojima had planned the raid on Bin Laden's compound it would have taken 10 minutes of actual fighting, but the SEALS would have had to spend 90 minutes in the room with Bin Laden learning about the history of Al Qaeda before killing him
:)