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smartass
25-06-2008, 12:52
napišite svoje poslovice ili poslovice svojih idola , pjevača , bendova
možete napisati i neke smješne izjave , ali i izjave koje su vam se svidjele... :D

Lord Jambrek
25-06-2008, 12:57
Smrt jednog čojveka je tragedija, smrt milijuna ljudi je statistika - Staljin

Dreadlock
25-06-2008, 12:58
no woman no cry...
nemoguce izvest



@Jambrek
cod :D

cropir
25-06-2008, 13:05
pogle sig. :D

Duke of Earl
25-06-2008, 13:18
"It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man."-H.L. Mencken

"Religion to me has always been the wound, not the bandage." -Dennis Potter

"Where knowledge ends, religion begins."- Benjamin Disraeli

"I do not believe in the creed professed by the Jewish church, by the Roman church, by the Greek church, by the Turkish church, by the Protestant church, nor by any church that I know of. My own mind is my own church."-Thomas Paine

"With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion."-Steven Weinberg

"There are two categories of religious people, the deluded and the dangerously deluded."

btw. odlična ideja za temu.

Maja
25-06-2008, 13:24
bila je već tema mud(r)ovanja :D

btw naj "mudrolija": promijeni svoju sadašnjost tako da u budućnosti imaš ljepšu prošlost

POSA
25-06-2008, 13:41
evo jedna moja, original i tako dalje
dakle, nakon toliko "uvuci trbuh" upućenih u mom smjeru, sjetio sam se tako zakon odgovora
"da uvučem trbuh ili da proširim svijet?"
naravno, nakon toga obavezno slijedi "the look"

....i tako. zadnjih godinu dana širim svijet.

streetrace777
25-06-2008, 13:42
Ja nisam miran lik makar nekada tih sam
jer zahvalan sam bogu što živ sam
mada znam da za neke stvari kriv sam
ali mene
riješit se nečete nikad
tolko sranja u životu ali tu sam i ne pada mi napamet odustat
jer previše toga je sada iza mene

Ja sam puno toga prošao (stari) nije da se hvalim ali vrlo dobro znam kako ovdje stoje stvari
Krećem ispočetka zato ču dosta toga ostaviti iza sebe da miran dođem pred boga ljudi
mogu mi sudit za sranja koja sam radio ali kad sam upao u govna sam sam se vadio
Hrpa sranja iza mene ipak se smijem. Svi kažu ima boga ja sam pitao se Gdi je?
Ali sada idem dalje i full sam bahat naravno. sada idem brže jer sam nekad furao lagano
neke ljude smeta baš to što mi stvaramo ali sad je lakše jer mi živimo što sanjamo
nije me ničega sram živim iz dana u dan sve od sebe stalno dam tako moram tako znam
Hrpa ljudi oko mene opet sam sam pravu istinu kroz ovu pjesmu dam dam.

Ja nisam miran lik makar nekada tih sam
jer zahvalan sam bogu što živ sam
mada znam da za neke stvari kriv sam
ali mene
riješt se nečete nikad
tolko sranja u životu ali tu sam i ne pada mi napamet odustat
jer previše toga je sada iza mene


Dio teksta. Ostatak je jako prost.
Ali inače je :pray: :pray:

Khan ?

Neven <R>
25-06-2008, 13:46
You know who I pray to? Joe Pesci. Joe Pesci. Two reasons; first of all, I think he's a good actor. Ok. To me, that counts. Second; he looks like a guy who can get things done. Joe Pesci doesn't fuck around. Doesn't fuck around. In fact, Joe Pesci came through on a couple of things that god was having trouble with. For years I asked god to do something about my noisy neighbor with the barking dog. Joe Pesci straightened that cock-sucker out with one visit.

RIP George Carlin :pray:

GaTa666
25-06-2008, 14:04
S Disciple

Drones since the dawn of time
Compelled to live your sheltered lives
Not once has anyone ever seen
Such a rise of pure hypocracy
I'll instigate I'll free your mind
I'll show you what I've known all this time

God Hates Us All, God Hates Us All
You know it's true God hates this place
You know it's true he hates this race

Homicide-Suicide
Hate heals, you should try it sometime
Strive for Peace with acts of war
The beauty of death we all adore
I have no faith distracting me
I know why your prayers will never be answered

God Hates Us All; God Hates Us All
He Fuckin' hates me

Pessimist, Terrorist targeting the next mark
Global chaos feeding on hysteria
Cut throat, slit your wrist, shoot you in the back fair game
Drug abuse, self abuse searching for the next high
Sounds a lot like hell is spreading all the time
I'm waiting for the day the whole world fucking dies

I never said I wanted to be God's disciple
I'll never be the one to blindly follow

Man made virus infecting the world
Self-destruct human time bomb
What if there is no God would you think the fuckin' same
Wasting your life in a leap of blind faith
Wake the fuck up can't ignore what I say
I got my own philosophy

I hate everyone equally
You can't tear that out of me
No segregation -separation
Just me in my world of enemies

I never said I wanted to be God's disciple
I'll never be the one to blindly follow
I'll never be the one to bear the cross-disciple

I reject this fuckin' race
I despise this fuckin' place

Truly inspiring lyrics :pray: :pray: :pray:

Neven <R>
25-06-2008, 14:41
Molim bez lyricsa ima topic za to, fala.

Herr Schnitzel
25-06-2008, 14:42
Stupid is as stupid does.
-Forrest Gump :pray:

smartass
25-06-2008, 15:08
"I'm not as depressed as I used to be. The Prozac's working!" -billie joe armstrong
We write music for ourselves and if other people like it, that's great." -mike dirnt
It's all same in death, were you a begger or king -jacoby shaddix

Sonic_Moronic
25-06-2008, 15:10
Izjava u mom sigu je bolja koju sam čuo u zadnje vrijeme. :*

Lord Jambrek
25-06-2008, 15:47
no woman no cry...
nemoguce izvest



@Jambrek
cod :D

kakav cod čovječe, nisam to ni vidio u cod-u :D



...i Fight Song od Mansona.... :D

Nope, sad se ne sjećam je mi frend rekao za tu staljinovu izjavu ili prof iz povijesti, možda sam negdje i pročitao.

Kasnije sam tek čuo to u masnonovoj pjesmi

Neven <R>
25-06-2008, 15:51
Izjava u mom sigu je bolja koju sam čuo u zadnje vrijeme. :*
U originalu ide opinions, tak da i nije neš.

flander
25-06-2008, 16:03
neznam dali gledate onaj Sex Expresso na T-portalu, zna bit zanimljivo, i sad je bio onaj Denis Ešlačić, mislim da se tak lik zove, i na kraju ga ve dve pitale kao da da mudru poruku mladeži u vezi sexa, a on je rekla. "Draga djeco j***** se"

Carski :D

Maloki
25-06-2008, 16:17
Pas koji laje ne grize pod dekom.

Sonic_Moronic
25-06-2008, 16:19
[quote="Sonic_Moronic":2zy7p3ju]Izjava u mom sigu je bolja koju sam čuo u zadnje vrijeme. :*
U originalu ide opinions, tak da i nije neš.[/quote:2zy7p3ju]

Po čemu je to bolje? Tako misle samo nezreli ljudi koji ne prihvaćaju druga mišljenja...

Neven <R>
25-06-2008, 16:22
Po čemu je tvoja bolja? Tako misle samo nezreli ljudi koje ne prihvaćaju tuđe isprike...

Sonic_Moronic
25-06-2008, 16:26
Ako napraviš major screwup, glupo je očekivati oproštenje običnim riječima. Pogreške se ispravljaju djelima...

Neven <R>
25-06-2008, 16:43
Ahh, fulo si bit. :(

smartass
25-06-2008, 18:21
evo vam jedne - sad znam da ništa ne znam-sokrat

nosferatu25
25-06-2008, 18:23
"Bolje biti milijunaš ceo život no biti siromah nedelju dana."

Jopax
25-06-2008, 20:19
evo vam jedne - sad znam da ništa ne znam-sokrat

ekšuli ta ide ovako:
Ja znam da ništa ne znam ali znam više od onih koji ne znaju da ništa ne znaju :D

Aerial
25-06-2008, 21:07
Danas sam na nekom filmu na HRT-u čuo dobru... "Sve glasne stvari su iznutra šuplje".

Maloki
26-06-2008, 23:47
Iskoristi dan pod dekom.
Kad bih bar mogo :(

Maja
28-06-2008, 10:36
za ljubav je potrebno dvoje pod dekomS :P

Mafioz0r
28-06-2008, 15:40
"A fanatic is simply an idealist you disagree with, and an idealist is simply a fanatic you agree with."S- Varg Vikernes

nosferatu25
28-06-2008, 15:48
bolje minut seksa, nego kilo keksa

_ZlayA_
28-06-2008, 16:37
mislim da ce ovo biti prva pravaSmudrolija :D
Per aspera ad astra.
ili ta ga
Preko trnja do zvijezda.

Toxic
28-06-2008, 17:09
Ko uči - znaće a ko krade - imaće.
Ko prvi do djevojke, sam u nju upada.
Rad je stvorio čovjeka a nerad gospodina.
Kome se radi, radilo mu se o glavi....i tako dalje...

mronki
29-06-2008, 20:31
Nisi emo ako se bar jedanput nisi ubio

CrIsIs FuN
22-07-2008, 13:21
AMD-ova poslovica:Who cares?

MTF*
22-07-2008, 13:30
Nikad nisam bio siromašan, ali sam bio bez novca. Biti bez novaca je prolazno stanje, biti siromašan je stanje duha.
Mike Todd

m777
22-07-2008, 17:09
Dođoh, vidjeh, sela. (i.e. "Veni, vidi, vici.")

Flippy
22-07-2008, 17:14
Nitko ne umre kao djevac. Život svakoga izjebe :pray:

Paran0a
22-07-2008, 20:07
Svijet nije crno bijel.Zato postoje kinezi.

croat1gamer
23-07-2008, 07:20
tko leti vrijedi, tko vrijedi leti, tko ne leti ne vrijedi

ne predaj se nikad, osim kad moras

kad se borim, neprijatelja nemam

-grunf (otto von grunt)

Flippy
23-07-2008, 14:45
Ako želiš mir spremaj se za rat. - The Punisher

Nitro3d
24-07-2008, 12:13
Tko Rano rani,kasnije je pospan.

Flippy
29-07-2008, 16:36
Sig...... :pray:


He who controls the past, commands the future. He who commands the future conquers the past

nosferatu25
29-07-2008, 16:39
Bolje minut seksa nego kilo keksa.

Sickmanno1
29-07-2008, 16:55
You know who I pray to? Joe Pesci. Joe Pesci. Two reasons; first of all, I think he's a good actor. Ok. To me, that counts. Second; he looks like a guy who can get things done. Joe Pesci doesn't fuck around. Doesn't fuck around. In fact, Joe Pesci came through on a couple of things that god was having trouble with. For years I asked god to do something about my noisy neighbor with the barking dog. Joe Pesci straightened that cock-sucker out with one visit.

RIP George Carlin :pray:

Najjaci komicar svih vremena :pray:

It isn’t fair: the caterpillar does all the work, and the butterfly gets all the glory.

Na jednoj TV emisiji:

There are 400,000 words in the English language, and there are seven you can’t say on television. What a ratio that is! 399,993 to 7. They must really be baaaad. They must be OUTRAGEOUS to be separated from a group that large. “All of you words over here, you seven….baaaad words.” That’s what they told us, right? …You know the seven, don’t ya? That you can’t say on TV? Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits.

:pray:

The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, “You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.”

:pray:

Ma e mogo bi cijeli dan lol :D

Deadwalker
29-07-2008, 17:14
ovo sto pise u mom sigu je nesto najpametnije sto sam čuo u zadnje vrijeme...

Death By Sexy
29-07-2008, 17:19
different: right & wrong :D