Sretnu se dva doktora na groblju i kaže jedan:
- "O kako ste kolega, je li i vi radite inventuru?"
Započnimo
Evo jedan koji sam čuo neki dan
Dođe Bruce Willis u trgovinu sa kompjuterskom opremom i kaze:"Daj hard!"
Sretnu se dva doktora na groblju i kaže jedan:
- "O kako ste kolega, je li i vi radite inventuru?"
Bolje prozor u ruci, nego ruka u prozoru.
znam da je staro al et
kako se zove kad mamic suti pola sata?
pola ure kulture
Dolazi baba u mesaru i kaze 1 kg mesa
Pita mesar da vam narezem?
A baba ce : Ma jok, ubaci na USB XD
Što se dogodilo sa starom temom za viceve?
dodje ssalG i pita sto se dogodilo sa starom temom za viceve.
po već. 10 put. Fabijin acc je haxan. Pol topica je nestalo. kthnxbai.Izvorno postao ssalG
*MSN me trenutno jebe u mozak pa sam rijetko na njemu*
ono,apsolutno svi najbolji topici su nestali
nego,jel bi neko mogao ponovno postat onaj smiješni tekst na engleskom o pilotima qantasa?
Jedno je trolanje jer ti je dosadno i/ili želiš malo zabave.
Ovo je čista jebena glupost.
Mislis na temu ili na constantine-ov post?Izvorno postao Hellboy
Mislio je na post od stevan_nikolic koji je potom izbrisan pa ga nisi vidio.Izvorno postao xarabas
"Fornicate and take drugs against the terrible strain of idiots who govern the world."
- Albert Szent-Gyorgy
U zadnje vrijeme sve nešto modovi brišu postove na koje Hellboy odgovori pa onda on jadan para lud.
Izvorno postao ssalG
wtfIzvorno postao GrimTheReaper
ja sum mu prije odgovorio ali je ocito i moj post sad izbrisan iz nekog nepoznatog razloga.
Baš to. Ispadam ludi necromancer koji diže teme iz mrtvih da bi nekog upozorio da to ne radi.Izvorno postao ssalG
Hellboy, ti si ludi necromancer koji diže teme iz mrtvih da bi nekog upozorio da to ne radi.
edit: kvragu, prestigao me.
Izvorno postao ConstantineIzvorno postao Lord Ragnarok
What makes you say that?
u jbte , baš me cudi di je nestalo nekih tema koje sam pratio , evo sad vidim da je haxan akaunt...ziher je fabia dao password u zamjenu za neke felge za svoju škodicuIzvorno postao The Jackal
Nije vic ali je presmiješno:
im 13 and i have a 3 in a half in penis erected...its really sad... i need help because i got a gf and she thinks i have a normal sized penis... its gonna be hard to explain to her
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Sta je to, 6 ociju, samo jedno vidi?
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Two men are sitting drinking at a bar at the top of the Empire State Building when the first man turns to the other and says, "You know, last week I discovered that if you jump from the top of this building, by the time you fall to the 10th floor, the winds around the building are so
intense that they carry you around the building and back into the window."
The bartender just shakes his head in disapproval while wiping the bar.
The second guy says, "What are you a nut? There is no way in hell that could happen."
"No, it's true," said the first man, let me prove it to you." He gets up from the bar, jumps over the balcony, and plummets to the street below. When he passes the 10th floor, the high wind whips him around the building and back into the 10th floor window and he takes the elevator back up to the bar.
He met the second man, who looked quite astonished. "You know, I saw that with my own eyes, but that must have been a one time fluke."
"No, I'll prove it again," says the first man as he jumps. Again just as he is hurling toward the street, the 10th floor wind gently carries him around the building and into the window.
Once upstairs he urges his fellow drinker to try it. "Well, what the hell," the second guy says, "it works, I'll try it!" He jumps over the balcony plunges downward, passes the 11th, 10th, 9th, 8th floors ...and hits the sidewalk with a 'splat.'
Back upstairs the Bartender turns to the other drinker, saying "You know, Superman, you're a real asshole when you're drunk."
Na lijevoj ruci rogovi, a desnom se krstim. Duboki mi džepovi i dugački mi prsti.
predobar
Iša medo u šumu zaboravija disat i umra.LOL.
Potpis?
Nema ga, navodno mi je prevelik pa ne stane.
Dobar. Najduhovitiji na ovoj stranici, to je sigurno.
Valjda ne misliš na ovaj iznad tebe
A man went to see his doctor.
"You need to stop masturbating," the doctor said.
The man asked, "Why?"
The doctor replied, "Because I''m trying to examine you!"
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The boss wondered why one of his most valued employee had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper.S'Hello ? '
'Is your daddy home?' he asked.
' Yes ,' whispered the small voice.
'May I talk with him?'
The child whispered, ' No .'
Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, 'Is your Mommy there?'
'Yes.'
'May I talk with her?'
S
Again the small voice whispered,S'No .'
Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, 'Is anybody else there?'
' Yes ,'Swhispered the child, ' a policeman '.
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, 'May I speak with the policeman?'
' No, he's busy ', whispered the child
'Busy doing what?'S
' Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman ,' came the whispered answer.
Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, 'What is that noise?'
' A helicopter ' answered the whispering voice.
'What is going on there?' demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
Again, whispering, the child answered,S' The search team just landed a helicopter .'
Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, 'What are they searching for?'
Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle...S
' ME .'
*MSN me trenutno jebe u mozak pa sam rijetko na njemu*
Ako niste primijetili,ovo je pcplay.hr...
And your point is...Izvorno postao The Great Duck